Author: Dayna
E-mail: honzr@midstate.tds.net
Rating: R
Distribution: TPWFLD; Angel of Mine; otherwise please ask.
Disclaimer: Characters don't belong to me. They belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy. The lyrics are from 'I'm Too Sexy' by Right Said Fred. No copyright infringement intended.
Dedication: For Emmangel~ Get well soon, girl!!
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Willow laid in the bed waiting. She knew her lover would be arriving soon, and she couldn't wait to see him. Willow fingered the remote in her hand. And she couldn't wait to see his face at her little surprise.
Her balcony door opened and she watched as Angelus entered her room. The candlelight gave her enough light to see him. The sight of him in his leather pants, complete with big belt buckle, always made her sigh in delight. She watched as Angelus moved to the end of her bed. His smirk was dangerous......and sexy.
"What's with the candles?"
"It's called romance. Ever heard of it?" Willow said sarcastically.
"I vaguely recall the term. Never had any use for it."
Willow just smiled as she watched Angelus kick off his boots. He reached up and started unbuttoning his shirt. As soon as he reached the last button, Willow hit the Play button on her remote. Angelus jumped as the music started playing.
"Now we need music too?"
"Just listen to the words." Willow said.
Angelus listened to the music. It was an upbeat song, but he wasn't too interested in listening to music. He had more interesting things in mind for the night. But the next lyrics stopped him in his tracks. The timing was obvious.
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt so sexy, it hurts
"Very cute, Willow."
Willow paused the song as Angelus took off his shirt and threw it to the floor. "Do you think I'm sexy, Willow?"
"So sexy it hurts." Willow said, repeating the lyrics.
Angelus shook his head at Willow's weird behavior. His hands moved to his pants. Angelus removed his belt, and it joined his shirt on the floor. He began pushing his pants down when Willow started the music again.
I'm a model you know what I mean and I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah, on the catwalk I shake my little tush on the catwalk
"Is that supposed to have some significance that I'm missing?" Angelus asked.
"Just that everytime you come to me, you take your own sweet time undressing. Just like models do when they're struting around on the catwalk. And......"
"And what?" Angelus asked, as his pants joined the pile on the floor.
"I wouldn't mind seeing you shake your little tush. It's such a nice one." Willow said.
Angelus crawled into the bed and covered Willow with his body. His hand found the remote and took it away from her.
"Any other interesting lyrics to this song?" Angelus asked.
"Just one."
Angelus looked down into Willow's twinkling eyes. He wasn't sure he wanted to know, but he decided to play along. Angelus found the play button, then threw the remote off the bed. His lips caught Willow's in a passionate kiss......until he heard the lyrics she'd been referring to.
I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat oh pussy, oh pussy cat
Angelus watched Willow trying to fight her laughter. His hand moved down to her core, and teased her with his fingers.
"I think my pussy cat has to much time on her hands." Angelus said.
"I couldn't resist. Just the title described you perfectly."
"I guess I'll forgive you......this time. But from now on......no sound effects."
Angelus reclaimed Willow's lips, as he thrust into her heat. Willow wrapped her legs around her lover, and gave herself over to the pleasure.
Later, lying with Willow in his arms, Angelus allowed himself to smile. He never knew what to expect from Willow. She kept his life interesting.
"You liked the song, didn't you?" Willow asked.
Angelus looked down to see Willow watching him. "I thought you were asleep."
"Just admit it. Didn't it turn you on?"
"*You* turned me on, brat. Not that song."
"Whatever you say." Willow said, then laid her head back down on Angelus' chest. She didn't even try to hide her smile.
"Go to sleep, Willow."
Angelus closed his eyes, and held Willow tightly against his body.
"Night.......sexy."
Angelus heard Willow's giggle, but refused to acknowledge what she'd said. There was no reason to encourage her.
As Willow drifted into sleep, she heard Angelus. "Night, pussy cat."
THE END