PAIRING: W/A, S/F/C, G/B, X/W.... and the cheese (Oz) stands alone.
RATING: NC-17, hands down.
SPOILERS: BtVS Season 3, but I've taken some major liberties....
ARCHIVE: Please do, just tell me where it went!
DISCLAIMER: All BtVS and AtS characters belong to Joss Whedon and crew
FEEDBACK: Yes, please! (Just use tact, and kind words, and no yelling, k?)
SUMMARY: Faith and Spike get together and hatch up a plan that backfires and affects the entire Scooby Gang. Weirdness ensues.
NOTES: This is another revamping. Hopefully it will be better, with connecting details and such. This doesn't start off with the focus on Angel and Willow, but it does get there, I swear!
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~Part: 1~
Faith stretched, watching the sun set and admiring its beauty. She never appreciated such things before, but her coma made things so much different for her. She grabbed two stakes, slipping them into her demin jacket.
Walking along the streets of Sunnydale, she staked a few vamps, while trying to avoid the Scooby gang. It wasn't that things weren't 'five by five' with her and them, but she felt so weird alongside of them again, like it had been before she snapped. And, Buffy.
She was the only reason Faith had decided to stay. Buffy had never been so angry with her before, but, she was the only one who offered her a clean slate. Angel won't even look at her again. Buffy was completely different, and they managed to get somewhat closer. Faith still kept her distance though. Once bitten, twice shy.
*What the hell?* She turned around, to see a bleach-blond male vamp, drinking quite heavily behind her. *Spike.....why's he here?*
"Slayer?"
"Spike."
He smiled, obviously pleased that she knew who he was, and strutting closer to her. She noticed his beautiful chisled face, and his strong muscles. The leather struck a chord with her, making her lips curve into a sultry smile.
"What are yuo laughin' at?" His slurred words made her laugh out loud, "What, you fuckin' bitch!?"
Faith regained composure, and approached him, "What's got you all smashed?"
"Love."
She sighed, putting an arm around him, "Now, man, I've learned that love is not the way to go for a good time," He looked at her, arching an eyebrow quizzically, "Now, I've just slayed, and we all know that the slayer gets hungry after a hard night's work."
He cackled, "I'd love to, Pet," She rubbed against him, "I'd really love to, but, I don't do straight, clean fun."
"You think I do?" He shrugged, taking a mouthful of whiskey from the bottle, "Man, the leather is just the beginning," She ran her hands across her body seductively, but he didn't look convinced, "What?"
He laughed, "You're fine, Slayer," He grinned to himself, thinking about how fun this could be, and what he could get out of it, "We'll shag a lot, then, and you'll be sore tomorrow," She smirked, "But, when you're feeling better....."
"You want B, don'tcha?" She was somewhat angered, and possessive of the blond slayer.
Spike shook his head, "Both of you."
"Deal," he smirked, upon hearing her eager words. Faith didn't really plan on giving the vampire what he wanted, "Now, let's go, Lover."
His hands released the bottle, sending it shattering to the ground. With a smile, he swooped her up in his arms, and carried her to an secluded alley. She purred suggestively, as she stole a kiss from him lips, pulling his lower lip with her teeth. He pulled her tank top over her head, after dropping her jacket to the floor, revealing a braless chest. Hungrily, he bent down, lavished her breasts with his mouth. She moaned, and pulled him in closer, while stroking his chest from undernea his white tank top.
*He's good* She managed a feeble moan as his hands trailed lower, caressing her leather-clad ass. He primitively pulled her close to him, grinding his erection into her.
"Yeah, baby," She smiled, kissing him again, as he lifted up her leather skirt, pulled away the already soaking panties with a quick hand, sending the torn fabric to the dirty soil. She opened his pants, and found a hard cock, throbbing as cold blood pounded through his body, creating a chilling pulse. She sent a wicked grin his way, "Fuck me."
He grinned back, "I intend to do that......and much more."
*He could kill me* The thoughts flew to her mind. *He's not soul-having like B's vamp.* But, then, a competitive edge filled her. *B never had the balls to go the whole nine yards with a real vamp, though. That's where we differ. She goes for the imitation, I like the real thing.*
He speared her quickly, his cock piercing through her thick fog of thoughts. She grunted, and clenched her muscles around him. He moaned, as ridges appeared across his face, turning her on further.
He pinched her clit as he thrust in and out of the Slayer, who was propped up against a fire escape. She purred, and threw her head back. It appeared that she was howling to the moon, to him.
In a few short minutes, he came, spurting his cold seed into her womb. She didn't care, knowing it was dead as he was, especially as the cold sent strange new sensations through her, shocking her into a violent orgasm that shocked her to the core.
She opened her eyes, and looked at him, "Wow. I never knew vamps were that great."
"I ne'er knew what Angel saw in Buff', her bein' a Sla'er an' all," He looked into her eyes, matching her eyes with the same concentration, "But, I think I know now what makes 'em Sla'ers so great."
Faith blushed, letting dark strand fall into her face, which he brushed away, "You didn't bite me."
"What of it, Luv?"
"Well," She started, "Isn't it part of the program with vamps, and sex?"
He chuckled, patting her head, "Mostly. Didn't know what you'd think."
"I think we should try it," She smiled dangerously, "At my place."
"The motel?!" *If she thinks I'm going down with her where the rodents lurk.....*
She shook her head, "The apartment the late-mayor got me."
He nodded, "Sure, ducks," He composed himself, while she put herself together. When she gave him the okay, they exited the shadows, stepping out onto the street, his arms firmly rooted around her. Faith shot him a look, "What now?"
"Why are you so attatched at my hip?"
Spike looked at her, as she led the way, "Well, Luv, it is a pretty sexy hip."
"We can get there faster if we run."
He winked, "Or if I carry you," And before she could react, she was gathered up into his arms, and he was running towards the only apartment building in the area. She squirmed impatiently, telling him which floor, and then which room. They stopped outside the door, and he put her down gently, "There you go."
She opened the door, and spoke cooly, "C'mon in." *Now I'm not safe from him. It felt cool. Oh, the power....why is he looking at me like that????* She flashed him a defensive stare, "What is wrong now?! Don't like the way I look in the light?!"
Spike had to laugh. She was very moody, indeed. He walked over to her, and kissed her, "You're bloody amazin'. Don't worry, Sla'er."
She smiled, "I just don't like fickle lovers."
"I'm anything but fickle, Luv."
An idea hit Faith quickly. She motioned to the sofa, and offered, "Sit? I'm going to change," He raised an eyebrow, as she disappeared to her bathroom. She opened the cupboard under the sink, and found her favorite leather neglige. She slid into the outfit quickly, and then, she worked on her makeup, deepening her eyeliner and lipstick to an even darker shade. She brushed her hair, and then slipped on her favorite leather boots. Then, she reached for her chains. This was one thing Faith missed. She emerged from the bathroom, cuffs on her wrists. She flashed him a smile, and asked, "Ready to play?"
Spike couldn't fight his growing erection. This was too much. *Maybe I don't want Buffy.* He smiled shakily, not believing his luck, "Well, well."
~Part: 2~
The next evening, Spike showed up at Faith's as she was trying to put together a plan. She had decided that the evening had been worth it, to bring Buffy into it. She whirled around, at the sound of a noise, "Oh, it's you."
"Just me?" She rolled her eyes, "Well, Sla'er, I've come to see if you're goin' to 'old up your end of the bargain."
"I am," She told him cooly, "I have a perfect plan."
"Which is?"
"I'm going to give her a lil' somethingsomething," He was about to protest, "And, by the time I actually get her there, the effect'll be gone. Don't worry. You'll have B."
"And you, too."
She shrugged, "Whatever B's up to."
"Good luck."
"Don't need it."
She looked at Buffy, who was slowly falling under the effects of the pill Faith had slipped her, and bit her lip to stop herself from laughing, "So, B," BUffy looked up sharply, "If you could have Angel or Spike, which would you ra---"
"Spike!" Faith took that as the go ahead, and put the Slayer over her shoulders, "Where are you taking me?"
"It's your lucky day."
"I'm not going without my XanMan."
Faith rolled her eyes, "Fine. Yuo go wait in the car I stole, while I steal your XanMan."
"I'm not going without Cordelia."
<<This is going to be wild. I hope I have enough pills left.>>
"I'm so not going without Angel."
"He can't," Cordy blinked through her drugged fog, "Soul-boy."
"I DON'T CARE!! I WANT ANGEL!"
<<Oh no.>>
"Angel," Faith said quietly, "Are you sure?"
"Willow."
"Spike."
~Part: 3~
The car Spike had loaned her was finally full. Buffy was next to Faith, and nextto the blonde, was Xander. In the back, Cordelia and Willow were on either side of Angel. They were still heavily under the influence of the drug she picked up from Willy the Snitch, and it was annoying her.
*Stupid magick,* Faith gurmbled, as she pulled into the underground parking. She parked the car, and looked at them all, "Everyone follow me!"
Angel led the gorup, followed by Willow and Cordelia, and then Xander and Buffy. Faith managed to fit them all in an elevator, and then, they arrived at the door.
Spike opened it when he heard the commotion, "What the fuckin' bloody hell?"
"Hey Spike!" Buffy chirped happily, "We're having a party."
Faith yelled, "Everyone go sit down for a minute, and BEHAVE!" They walked past, and she looked at Spike, "I asked Buffy, and she wanted Xander, who wanted Cordy, who wanted Angel, who wanted Willow, who wanted you," His eyebrow arched, "I had to give them more of the stupid pill, and they're so high as a kite right now.....I don't know how this'll work without the pill."
"YOu'll see. The pill is magick, like you knew," She nodded, "Did you bother to ask the sideeffects?"
She shook her head.
"Read the bottle, Sla'er."
She read the white label, and groaned, "Could this get any worse? We are going to have a bunch of wild aphrodites. I am going to lose my mind! After I kill Willy. He told me it a seditive."
Spike let out a hoot of laughter, and then turned to the group, who was very busy, "Well, I suggest you take who you want.....before they---" The look Faith flashed him was not to be argued, "Okay, let's go."
Angel had found Willow again. The girl was troubling him, because everytime he got too close, she jumped away.
"Willow, please," He was pleading with her, "I need you."
She looked up at him, lower lip trembling, "Why?"
"Because you're beautiful, and amazing, inside and out, and---" She pulled his head down to meet hers, "Thank you," He breathed, and then lifted her up. When the redhead looked up at him in confusion, he explained, "I want *our* first to be special."
"Ooh."
Faith crossed the room, and kissed Cordelia, just for the fun of it. She deepened the kiss, shocking the Slayer further, but she didn't move. *Might as well enjoy* Faith remained standing, as Cordy dropped to her knees.
"What?"
Faith shrugged, "Nothing, but, it might be easier if we both go down," She nodded, and let Faith sit on the sofa. Spike waltzed in, chuckling, "Spike, get over here and kiss me."
"Sure, Mate."
Cordy removed Faith's leather pants and panties relatively easily, and started eating her out, showing no shyness, or lack of talent for that matter. Spike laughed into Faith's mouth, and then pulled away, asking, "Are you enjoying this?"
Buffy pulled away from a very annoying Xander, and into Spike's lap, "He annoys me."
Spike's eyes glimmered, "Want to put that beautiful mouth to use?" She nodded, and took the correct interpretation. She dropped to her knees, and pulled his throbbing erection from his pants, licking it carefully a few times before lowering her entire mouth over it. The vampire grunted into Faith's mouth, who moaned into his in a sort of reply.
Xander looked upset, and he was bored. Everyone else was giving and recieving of pleasure...*..except for Buffy.....and Cordy.* He crawled over, and gently placed a finger into Cordy's wetness. She squirmed a little, moaning into Faith's pussy, so Xander dropped to the floor, spreading her legs wide, and shimmying his head underneath her.
"Xander!" Cordelia screamed softly, shuddered above his touch, which never ceased. One of Faith's hand pushed her dark head back inside, to continue. Her other hand was busy pinching Spike's nipples, as Buffy was taking the longest time on his cock. He never knew it could be so slow, and so pleasuring.
The May Queen was the first to cum. Xander smiled in satisfaction, as she started cumming--- which caused her tongue's movements on Faith to become erratic, which brought her over the edge. Faith filled Spike's mouth with heated, climaxing moans, and she pinched his nipples fiercely. He yelped, and that--plus BUffy's amazing mouth--brought with over the edge. Buffy swallowed his entire load, and then sat back, looking somewhat proud. Faith flopped over, panting for much needed oxygen. Cordelia found Xander's lips, kissing him.
Spike picked Buffy up, and set her down on Faith's bed, "I must be able to return the favor."
She smirked, "I think so."
"Angel?" Willow looked up at his shaking form. He had just entered her, and suddenly, his eyes were flashing orange, and his body was shaking. *oh no*
"Yes, Little One?" He had stopped trembling, and was now smirking over her, as he started to pump in and out of her tightness.
She closed her eyes, and asked, "Why did you change?"
He grunted, not answering at first, as he cotinued. Instead, he demanded, "Wrap your legs around me."
She obeyed, still confused, but not frightened.
The orgasm was powerful, and it shocked her to the very core of her exsistance. She gripped him tightly to her body as the waves of pleasure rocked over her body. He came too, sputrting cold seed into her.
He let her fall back gently, "You were great."
"Angel," He looked at her oddly, "Angelus," He grinned, "Why? I can't be that much of a happy for you! You didn't even, um, you know---"
He threw his head back, and laughed out loud, "I want you, need you, have to have you....." She looked away, "I will, you know," She nodded, somewhat frightened, "And, I never want you to be afraid of me. I will protect you until the end of time, if I have to. YOu are something special. Now that I have you, I'm not letting go."
"Good."
"I suppose you want to go out there and join the party?" She shrugged, "You know they're---"
"I know what they're doing. I want to have fun."
He kissed her, "Mine."
"Yours."
~Part: 4~
Spike looked up, as Willow and Angelus entered. He knew his sire was 'back', just by looking at him. Firstly, he was still wearing his ridges. Secondly, Willow had a nice bit on his neck. Thirdly, he had the familiar wild look in his eyes, that Spike only knew when he was soulless.
"Welcome back, mate," Spike smirked, as Angelus approached, "Nice choice."
"Thanks," He looked at Willow, "Go play."
"Are you sure?"
He nodded, "Just remember that after tonight, you're mine," She nodded, and let her gaze fall across his body, down to his silk pants, where his erection was trying to break free. She smirked, and sat down on the couch, mainly to take a break. Angelus watched as Buffy came violently under Spike, and then said, "Spike."
The blond seemed to understand, "'Course, Mate."
Cordelia looked up at Willow, "Willow, c'm'ere," The red head slid down to the floor, where the brunette was waiting, lust in her eyes, "Kiss me."
"I, um," The urgency in Cordelia's eyes told her not to turn the girl away, "Sure."
The kiss was long and sweet, surprising Willow. She never knew kissing a girl could be like this. Cordy tugged at Angelus' shirt, which hid Willow's form from her eyes, and lifted it over her head, tossing it aside.
Meanwhile, Xander stood up, and followed Faith to the kitchen.
"Wanna coke?" He nodded, and she tossed him one from the fridge, taking one for herself, "This is wild."
"Don't I know it," Xander's eyes rested on Spike and Angelus, "Vampire sex is odd."
Spike was seated on the bed, in front of Angelus, who was also sitting. They were kissing, somewhat roughly, in fron of Buffy, who was watching them with such intensity and wonder, she looked absolutely amazed. Angelus broke the kiss, and ran his tongue across his fangs, piercing the flesh on the tip. Spike leaned forward, and suckled the blood, taking his sire's tongue into his mouth.
Angelus reached down, and stroked Spike's throbbing cock. Spike moaned, and almost fell back, but he regained his balance. Buffy blinked, and suddenly realized that there wasn't much room on the bed for her, so she stood up, and joined Xander and Faith, who just seemed content to watch.
"Hey XanMan," Faith rolled her eyes, as Buffy ran her hands across Xander's chest, "Wanna go play?"
"Faith, you mind?" he asked, trying to maintain his casual air.
She shook her head, "Nah, 'XanMan', go have fun."
She looked Buffy over, feeling her lustings for the Slayer diminish. Cordelia was what turned her on now. Her, and Spike. She couldn't choose. *Do I have to?* She finished drinking her Coke, as Angelus and Spike seemed to finish their sexing. Her eyes fell to Cordelia and Willow, as the redhead brought the brunette to a powerful climax.
The buzzer rang. Faith yelled, "Shut up guys!" Then, she walked to the door, and spoke into the speaker, "Yes?"
"Faith?"
*How did Wesley---* She stopped her thoughts short, as an idea spread through her head, "You want to come up, I suppose?"
"Y-es-ss," He breathed, quite shakily, "Giles has sent me over, he had something for you."
"C'mon up," She shut the speaker off, and shouted, "Angel! Our little buddy Wesley is coming up. Wanna have any fun with him?"
Angelus smirked, and ordered, "Everyone get into the other room," he helped Willow and Cordelia up, as Spike led them away, "Faith, I might need your help."
"Good."
He smiled naughtily, "But, first," He grabbed the nude girl, and pushed her agianst the wall, slamming his cock into her tight pussy, "WE play."
"Make it quick."
He thrust into her quickly and viciously, showing most of his vampiric strength. Pinching her clit painfully, she came quickly, as she had pleaded.
Wesley could be heard banging on the door.
He raped her lips, bruising them with his own. He shot a load into her, and as she panted, he set her down, "That was fun."
"Yes," She smiled, "Now, put those pants on," She tossed them to him, while she went in search of a suitable top to put on, "Wesley," She shouted through the door, "I'm coming."
"You already came," Angelus joked.
She shot him a whithering look, "Puh-lease. Um," She stopped herself from opening the door, "What's our plan?"
"Follow my lead."
"Right."
The door swung open, and he complained, "About bloody time."
"Yeah, sorry about that, I was busy."
"Did---" Angelus appeared behind Faith, "Hello, Angel. Did I catch you at a bad time?"
She shook her head, while the vampire said, "The name's Angelus."
Wesley was visibly upset, "Angelus has turned? Is this for real? Faith?" She just smirked, while Angelus grabbed him, jerking him inside, "I demand an explanation!!"
Angelus looked to the Slayer, "Get Buff'. Tell her she's going to dance. AFTER I have my fun," He looked at the Watcher, "So, Wes', how do you like leather?" His eyes went wide, "Chains?"
"Heeeeellllllllppppppp!!!!!!!"
Buffy appeared, "You want me, Angel?"
"I'll have you after," He vowed, while tying Wesley up to a chair, "But first, we gotta help our buddy here relax."
Wesley pleaded, "Please, Buffy get me out of here?"
"Why?" She smirked, "You'd miss all the fun."
The Watcher gulped.
~Part: 5~
Buffy watched in amazement, as Angelus silently forced Wesley to suck his long erection. The Watcher did look very stressed, she noted, but the bulge in his tweed pants was clearly evident. *Maybe he has layers, too.*
From the doorway, Faith watched intensely. She half-wondered how long it would take for the pill to wear off, but it looked like this night was going last much much longer, and that could equal some more fun for her, too, so she really didn't mind.
"Hey guys," Faith approached, "You are going to let me have some fun with the screamer, aren't you?"
Buffy pouted; Angelus smirked, between moans, "Of course, Faith. Be a good girl, and get Buffy warmed up."
Suddenly, the blonde's attitude changed, as Faith obeyed the vampire, and led Buffy to one of the plush chairs that lined her apartment. She kissed Buffy forcefully, creating the girl to whine in pain, "C'mon, B," She grinned, "Find the fun."
She grumbled, "I'll show you the fun."
Angelus chuckled, "Now that's my Buff'. Faith," He praised, "Good girl."
"Thanks, Boss."
"Now, Wes'," Angelus had resumed pumping in and out of the Watcher's mouth, "I suggest you get into this. It's going to be a long night. Faith?"
"Y-ye-ea-ah?" Buffy was sucking and nibbling on her breasts, and the brunette's breath was quickly becoming irregular again.
Angelus continued, "Is there something we can do about the windows?"
Spike entered the room, everyone else behind him, "Yeah, Mate, the windows tint. Black," He walked over, and flicked a switch, "We won't notice morning," He looked at the waif-like Willow, "Mate, can I borrow her?"
Between spasms, he nodded mutely. Willow quickly found herself in the arms of the bleached- blond vampire, kissing him with an intensity that only Angelus matched. She wrapped her arms around his neck, and let him carry her to a more secluded spot in the room.
Angelus withdrew from Wesley's mouth, after he had swallowed every last drop of his cold seed. He called out, "Faith, bring Buffy here."
"I think this is highly inappropriate," Wesley pointed out, as the two Slayers approached, faith on his right, Buffy on his left. Angelus smirked again, and nodded at the girls, who reached forwards and let their lips meet, directly in front of Welsey's head. Faith reached down, giggling into Buffy's mouth, and patted his crotch. He jumped, and then, Buffy got the giggles. The Watcher was absolutely flabbergasted, "This is a---" Faith gave him a squeeze, "Oh my."
Angelus chuckled darkly, "Give him a good show, girls," he looked to Cordelia, "May Queen....." A smile fluttered across her face, "C'm'ere," He sat down, and patted his nude lap. She straddled him, and slowly lowered herself onto him. She just sat there for a moment, letting him kiss and bite her breasts, sucking blood from wounds he created. Then, slowly, a rhythm started between the two, as they gyrated their hips in synch with each other, "Cordy...." He purred, burying his mouth in her neck, nuzzling the skin.
"Just don't drain me."
"I wouldn't."
He pierced the skin, and let himself go, as he released inside her. New sensations pushed her over the edge, and she came shortly after.
"How was that?"
She kissed him, while he was still in her, long and sweet, "Good."
They all stopped what they were doing, as the door was being pounded. Panic seemed to paint itself across their faces, as Giles' voice could be heard in the silence.
"Faith?!?!?! Where's Wesley?!? Let me in!!!!!"
Wesley whispered, "Finally. I knew he'd come and----"
"Shut up!" Angelus barked, keeping himself inside Cordelia, and standing up, "Guys, we gotta move out. Faith get dressed. Get rid of him."
"No....." Buffy moaned softly, "I want him here. Faith hide, too. I'll um, uh...."
Faith pointed to a bottle on the counter, "Put one of those in a cup of tea. He'll stay here after."
"Wha---"
"Just do it, B."
The crowd scampered into the back room again, while Buffy managed to slide into her dress. A minute passed, and Giles' banging on the door hadn't ceased. The place was a mess, but she didn't care. She took a pill out of the bottle, not looking at the label, and put on the boiling water. Then, she went to the door, "Hey Giles."
"Buffy?! Where's Faith?"
She answered truthfully, "It's a long story. C'mon in," She then added, "You want some tea?"
~Part: 6~
"Giles?" She played along, "Why are you staring at me that way?"
Faith was yet again watching from the door. She smirked, and then shut the door. Everyone looked curious and eager to know what was going on, so she satisafied their needs, "It's working."
Angelus shook his head, "I don't want to know."
"I'll explain it later. If you'll forgive me after."
He nodded, smiling, "I haven't got this much in ages. I don't think I'll be too mad. Plus," He reflected, "I'm free again. for real. Grateful no matter what, Faith."
"Good," She poked her head out again, and saw them kissing passionately. She turned back to Angelus, "I think it's safe."
"And the party resumes!" Angelus called out, and the Scooby gang emerged, Spike dragging Wesley by the bonds on his hands.
Xander piped up, "Maybe we should let him go."
Faith grumbled. *I didn't give him enough of the drug. He's still sorta stiff, but not in the usual sense.*
Giles looked up from his Slayer, "Wesley, bondage looks good on you."
"Rupert!" He snorted, deeply troubled and worked up, "This is no laughing matter."
"Wesley---"
"FIND THE FUN!" Giles, Buffy, Cordelia, Faith, Willow, and Angelus shouted at once.
He shrunk back into the woodwork, falling onto the couch. Faith laughed, "Give him some tea, B," The Slayer grinned, and obeyed, slipping out of Giles' grasp for a mere minute. She served him the remaining tea, hoping that it woudl be enough to set the mood, "Now, Wes', please try and find the fun. It'll go much easier for you---" She whispered in his ear, "---someone might even let you cum."
She delighted in the red that crossed his face in embarrassment. *Will this fun ever end??*
~Part: 7~
In the late morning, Faith woke up. She found herself nude, in the bed, sprawled across Spike, sharing him with Cordelia. Her hand was intertwined with the May Queen's, wrapped around Spike's manhood. She raised her head lsightly, and surveyed the results.
Xander and *Eep!* Wesley were sharing an embrace in an armchair, while Willow and Angelus were on the sofa. Buffy and Giles were entangled on a rug. She smiled, and lowered herself back onto Spike's motionless chest. *And I thought life couldn't get anymore interesting.....*
Angelus was the first vampire to wake up. He opened his eyes, checked the clock, which read 4:00 p.m., and then looked at Willow. She was leaning on his washboard stomach, her arms wrapped around him, one of her hands entangled in his. *Cute. I must hang on to this one.*
Willow stirred, when she felt him stroke her head. She looked up at him, and then her eyes widdened, "I thought last night was a dream," She whispered softly, so softly that he could barely hear her, "Oh my. What did we do?"
"Do you regret it?" He purred in her ear, "Good. I won't fall out of my promises to you."
"Huh?"
"Every waking moent we spend together could be like last night," He said, "Except probably without everyone else." She smiled slowly, sighing contently, and fell back on his stomach.
Wesley woke up much louder -- in turn waking everyone up, "Aaah!"
Xander jumped, too, "How did we all end up here?"
Faith started to laugh.
Giles was clearly mortified, "Buffy, I'm so sorry. Did I hurt you?" He started checking her over for bruises, but she pushed him away, "You must believe me when I say I'm sorry."
She kissed him sweetly, "Last night, and this morning was great," She then mused, "Or what I remember of it. Bits and pieces. I don't regret it."
Spike teased them, "Aw....how sweet," Cordelia stirred, as the Slayer lifted her hand off of his cock. Faith tried to withdraw her hand, but the Queen wouldn't let go of it, "Well, I seemed to wake up in a good spot. How about the rest of you, Mates?"
"I couldn't be happier," Angelus admitted, "Rupert?"
"What happened last night?"
All heads turned to Faith, "Faith?"
She shrugged sheepishly, "How about we all get dressed, cleaned up, and then, over breakfast, I'll tell you?"
"So," Buffy tried to straighten the situation out for everyone, "Lemme get this straight. YOu and Spike hooked up one night, with the deal that I'd have to join the next time. Of course I wouldn't....or I thought," They all chuckled nervously, not quite comfortable with the way things worked out, "You got your hands on these pills. Gave 'em to us. Brought us here. Party time. Wesley showed up. Bonds. Giles. Tea. Tea for Wesley, too. Madness continued. And here we are."
Faith yawned, "Yep, that's about it."
Spike smirked, "I think you got it all covered."
"Well."
"So."
"Ahem."
Willow piped up, "Okay, this is definately odd. I mean, who wouldn't be wigged out? This is major wiggins. But, is this going to change our day-to-day stuff?" They all reflected, "So, how about we make a pact to not get weird."
Xander rolled his eyes, "Whatever, Will. I just came out, to you guys, and you changed DeadBoy over here."
Buffy raised her hand, "Who cares? I won't kill him, if he won't kill me."
"Deal, Buff'."
"So," Faith declared, "Do we all vow that things own't get weird?"
They all nodded.
Angelus grinned, "Maybe we'll do this agian someday."
The End