Parts: 1
E-Mail: MissCzech@aol.com
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel & Co. belong to Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, UPN and the WB Network. No copyright infringement intended.
Summary: The Willandis freaks're bored and go on a quest. Would you believe we're searching for a castle of Virgins?
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"So what are we gonna do now? I mean, we've saved the world and sailed the seven seas," asked Beth as she reclined in a rather overstuffed chair in Carrie's house.
"Well, how about we go in search of the Holy Grail?" suggested Renee. "I mean, that is a quest worthy of us."
So it was agreed upon that the Willandis peeps would go in search of the Holy Grail.
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A.j., King of Willandis, Sir Beth the Impure, Sir Renee the Smutty, Sir Lorelei the Wicked, Sir Dayna the Seemingly Innocent, Sir Cara the Not so Wholesome, and the High Priestess Peridot assembled on the moor looking quite confused.
"Ok, so what exactly are we looking for?" asked Sir Renee.
"No one has ever actually seen the Holy Grail, so I don't know," replied the High Priestess, who had the most knowledge of the Grail. She'd watched Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade many times.
"Ok, so where do we start?" asked Sir Dayna.
"Umm, we are in England, right, cause most movies seem to have it in England somewhere."
"Check, we are in England."
"We are knights who are pure of heart and true in battle?"
"Umm, well we did get these nifty knight names, and we can hold our own, so check that as well."
All of a sudden the clouds parted and two divine faces appeared.
"So I see yall need guidance," the Goddess Kim said as she looked on the band of intrepid knights.
"Aww come on, let me do it, Kim," whined Carrie, who was still getting used to her godlihood.
"Fine since you are new I guess I can."
"Oh goody. Well, my knights,"
"They're OUR knights."
"Fine, OUR knights, you must seek the castle of the Hundred Virgins, what?"
"I don't know, just read the damn thing."
"Fine, find this castle with a bunch of virgins. There you will be forced to undergo many challenges. If you pass them all, the direction to the Grail will be revealed. If not, you will end up in Lake Placid as a waitresses."
The knights were bothered by this, but accepted it. They had gone through the trouble of getting to England, they were gonna go through with it.
"Oh, Goddesses, can you aid us in this quest?" beseeched King A.j. The two goddesses looked at each other and sighed.
"No we may not, cause that's against the rules. And believe you me, it ain't pretty what happens to us if we go against the cosmic order or something. We could end up concubines to Xander, or worse."
"But we can," added the Goddess Carrie, "give you these things to aid you. The Holy Chainsaw of Antioch, an autographed poster of David Boreanaz, and a lifetime supply of SoCo, in this one teeny weeny bottle."
So the Goddesses disappeared, and the knights sat looking at their new toys. "Well," said King A.j. "let us be off for this castle of virgins."
The other knights just snickered at the thought.
End Part 1
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