Rating: PG13
Pairing: Spike/Angel (preslash)
Summary: Spike has a temper tantrum.
Spoilers: Um...to play it safe let's say up through season 5...I think.
Feedback: OK sure.
E-mail: jtzidanic@webtv.net
Distribution: LOL if you really want it....
Disclaimer: Spike and Angel belong to Joss etc.....
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*pout*
"Stop it."
*pouts & pushes out lower lip*
"Spike quit it. It's not going to work. I have to do this. We both know it's the right thing to do."
*stomps foot & uses whiny voice* "But you promised!"
*sigh* "Spike I'm sorry but it's not my fault."
*takes a deep breath and holds it*
*lip twitches trying not to smile* "Spike that only works with human children. Vampires don't need to breathe remember?"
*let's out breath loudly, crosses arms over chest defiantly, and makes a very serious grumpy face* "You owe me Peaches."
*pinches bridge of nose* "Why me? Please don't start this again."
"You abandoned me."
"I was cursed."
"You left me with Darla."
"Hey! I staked her didn't I?"
*glare* "You did that for Slutty not me."
*guilty look*
"I had to take care of Dru after you made her nutters. I almost went nutters too."
*pout* "I set her on fire."
*raises eyebrow*
*sheepish stare*
"You chose the Slayer over me and Dru. And then eww had sex with her."
"I lost my soul."
*growl* "Then you stole my Princess."
*extremely guilty look* "I spent 100 years in hell." *turns to stern look* "And do I need to even mention the crowbar?"
*snicker*
*raised eyebrow*
"Gem of Amora!?!"
"Hot pokers and child molesters!"
*low growl turns into a whimper* "The Initiative captured me and gave me an owie and you didn't make it better."
*stammers guiltily* "Ye...yeah..but..I came back and beat up Riley." *nods head vigorously*
*corner of mouth twitches, bites bottom lip to keep from smiling*
*cheeky grin*
*stomps foot again* "Doesn't matter Peaches you promised. And when Sires make promises to their favorite Childer they have to keep them. Thems the rules."
*adult speaking to child voice* "Spike it is not my fault the demons picked tonight to feed. I have to go stop them. I'll take you to the movie tomorrow night."
*upset childe speaking to ponce of a sire voice* "Just once can't you say 'to HELL with it' and put me first."
"SPIKE! It's an orphanage full of children!"
"ANGEL! IT'S HARRY POTTER!"
~ Fin ~