Temper Tantrum 'Spike Style'

Author: TaZi

Rating: PG13

Pairing: Spike/Angel (preslash)

Summary: Spike has a temper tantrum.

Spoilers: Um...to play it safe let's say up through season 5...I think.

Feedback: OK sure.

E-mail: jtzidanic@webtv.net

Distribution: LOL if you really want it....

Disclaimer: Spike and Angel belong to Joss etc.....

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*pout*

"Stop it."

*pouts & pushes out lower lip*

"Spike quit it. It's not going to work. I have to do this. We both know it's the right thing to do."

*stomps foot & uses whiny voice* "But you promised!"

*sigh* "Spike I'm sorry but it's not my fault."

*takes a deep breath and holds it*

*lip twitches trying not to smile* "Spike that only works with human children. Vampires don't need to breathe remember?"

*let's out breath loudly, crosses arms over chest defiantly, and makes a very serious grumpy face* "You owe me Peaches."

*pinches bridge of nose* "Why me? Please don't start this again."

"You abandoned me."

"I was cursed."

"You left me with Darla."

"Hey! I staked her didn't I?"

*glare* "You did that for Slutty not me."

*guilty look*

"I had to take care of Dru after you made her nutters. I almost went nutters too."

*pout* "I set her on fire."

*raises eyebrow*

*sheepish stare*

"You chose the Slayer over me and Dru. And then eww had sex with her."

"I lost my soul."

*growl* "Then you stole my Princess."

*extremely guilty look* "I spent 100 years in hell." *turns to stern look* "And do I need to even mention the crowbar?"

*snicker*

*raised eyebrow*

"Gem of Amora!?!"

"Hot pokers and child molesters!"

*low growl turns into a whimper* "The Initiative captured me and gave me an owie and you didn't make it better."

*stammers guiltily* "Ye...yeah..but..I came back and beat up Riley." *nods head vigorously*

*corner of mouth twitches, bites bottom lip to keep from smiling*

*cheeky grin*

*stomps foot again* "Doesn't matter Peaches you promised. And when Sires make promises to their favorite Childer they have to keep them. Thems the rules."

*adult speaking to child voice* "Spike it is not my fault the demons picked tonight to feed. I have to go stop them. I'll take you to the movie tomorrow night."

*upset childe speaking to ponce of a sire voice* "Just once can't you say 'to HELL with it' and put me first."

"SPIKE! It's an orphanage full of children!"

"ANGEL! IT'S HARRY POTTER!"

~ Fin ~

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