Title: Rebound, Part 5
                 Pairing: W/S, W/A
                 Rating: R (for innuendo)
                 Authors: Cyndy and Sara
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                         Spike found Willow laying on her bed.  Her arms were
                 crossed and she leaned
                 against the headboard. The romance novel lay on her lap.
                 She scowled at him. “How
                 could you do that to me?”
                         “Now, luv, I warned you.  I play to win.”
                         “You want to play the game this way?  Fine, no more Miss
                 Nice Girl.  I’ll beat you
                 if it is the last thing I do.” She flung the book at him
                 and hit Spike in the chest.
                         “I hope you’ll try to win.”  He smirked as he scooped up
                 the book and sat down
                on her bed.  “I’ve been thinking about what I want for my
                 prize.  Wanna know what it
                 is?”
                         “No!  Because you aren’t going to win anyway.”  She said
                 through gritted teeth.
                         “Aren’t you the teeniest bit curious?”  He scooted closer
                 to her.  She rolled over
                 and turned her back to him.  He grinned and stretched out
                 behind her, on his side
                 mimicking her position.  “Come on, luv.  Don’t you want to
                 know what’s at stake?”
                         Willow sighed and moved closer to the edge of the bed.
                 She muttered something
                 about wanting a stake, but Spike didn’t quite catch the
                 rest of it.  He picked up her book
                 and tossed it in front of her.  “Since you’re obviously
                 dying to know, I’ll save you the
                 suspense.”  He leaned over her and moved her hair off her
                 shoulder, and whispered in
                 her ear, “Read page 157.”
                         Willow’s hand shook as she opened the novel.  Her eyes
                 quickly scanned the
                 page.  She gasped.  “I can’t do that!”
                         “And why not, pet?”  He ran the tip of his finger over the
                 rim of her ear.  “I
                 promise you’ll find it enjoyable.”
                         “I’m not that bendy!”
                                              ********
                          “What took you guys so long to get here.  I’m starv–“
                 Xander stared
                 dumbfounded.  “Either work is really scarce in  L.A. or
                 you’re not the pizza man.”
                         Angel leaned forward expectantly.  “May I come in?”
                         “That depends, do you have a pizza under that big black
                 coat?”  Xander
                 swallowed when Angel looked less than amused.  “Come on
                 in.”
                         Angel followed Xander downstairs to his “room” in the
                 basement.  He knew the
                 young man did not particularly care for him, and he felt
                 uncomfortable barging in like
                 this, but it couldn’t be helped.  Xander gestured to the
                 couch against the wall.  Angel
                 examined the saggy, worn mess and decided to stand instead.
                  Xander shrugged and sat
                 down.  “What can I do for you, big guy?”
                         “It’s about Willow . . .”
                         “She’s not in trouble, is she?” Xander made as if to
                 stand, but Angel waved him
                 back down.
                         “No.  At least not the immediate kind.”  Angel frowned.
                 “Have you noticed
                 anything strange about her lately?  Any new boyfriends?
                 Has she been spending a lot of
                 time outside, late at night?  Or alone?  Anything like
                 that?”
                           “Why are you so worried about Willow’s love life?”
                 Xander said gruffly.  “Leave
                 her alone. Look, its not like you have a good track record
                 with living girls.  Remember
                 dating Buffy and then going “postal” on everyone?  It just
                 doesn’t work out for you.  Go
                 get yourself a dead girlfriend.” Xander stood up, ready to
                 take on the vampire.
                         “Calm down, Xander.” Angel sighed.  “I’m not interested in
                 Willow.”
                         “You’re not?”
                         “No, she’s interested in . . .”  He trailed off.  This
                 would not only sound terribly
                 arrogant, but would also be deeply embarrassing for Willow.

                         “In . . .”Xander prompted.
                         “In me”  Xander burst into laughter.  Angel waited several
                 minutes for him to
                 stop before continuing.  “Have you been looking for a blue
                 demon with purple spots?”
                          “Have you been feeding on crackheads? First,  you think
                 Willow likes you, now
                 you’re seeing demons with spots?”
                         “Willow called me and asked for my help with a demon Buffy
                 was looking for.  I
                 overheard her talking about kissing Spike-“
                         ”What?!”
                         “Then, when we were at dinner, she showed me this vampire
                 romance novel she
                 had-“
                         ”Wait a minute!  You took her to dinner?”
                         “She was hungry and I needed-“
                         ”Yeah, I think I know what you were ‘needing’, Deadboy.”
                 Xander stood up
                 again.
                         “Will you give it a rest?  I’m not interested in Willow.”
                         “Alright, but you better be careful.  I see some bite
                 marks on her neck and you are
                 going down!” He took a deep breath. “  Now, what’s this
                 about a book?”
                         “Yes, it was about a vampire and a human woman.
                 Apparently, they were-“
                         ”Dark Embrace?” Xander queried.
                         “You know about that book?”
                         “Of course, I gave it to her.”
                         “Why would you do that?”  Angel sounded truly perplexed.
                 Was it normal for
                 people to have this kind of interest in the undead?
                         “Well, she was dating Oz at the time and,” Xander paused
                 to clear his throat.  “Oz
                 overheard Wills saying to Buffy that she thought you were a
                 hunk.  So, I gave it to her as
                 a joke.  Pissed Oz off every single time he saw it.  It is
                 just a joke between friends. Don’t
                 read anything into it,  Willow has better sense when it
                 comes to men than Buffy.”
                         “She told Buffy I was a hunk?” Angel ignored the barb.
                         “Yeah, well, don’t get your hopes up.  She was trying to
                 cheer Buffy up at the
                 time.” Xander fixed Angel with a look.  “She’s honest, but
                 she’s also the kind to fib to
                 make someone feel better.”
                         Angel sighed, he really didn’t want to get into a shouting
                 match with Xander
                 right now.  He settled for glaring at the young man. Angel
                 was starting to wonder if he
                 had overreacted.  Maybe she didn’t have feelings for him
                 after all.  Still, that didn’t explain
                 anything with Spike or with why she had called him here.
                 “So you don’t think anything
                 strange is going on?”
                         Xander stopped to think about it for a minute.  “Well, I
                 was supposed to pick
                 Spike up from her earlier and she wouldn’t let me.”
                         “Somehow it keeps coming down to Spike.” Angel left
                 without a word to Xander,
                 it was time he had a little chat with the younger vampire.
                                               *******
                         Willow gave Spike a mutinous look as she scrambled off the
                 bed and onto her
                 feet. “I’m not doing that with you over some silly bet.”
                         “Oh, you think it’s silly?  Well, if it doesn’t mean
                 anything to you, we can just end
                 it.  All you have to say is three little words, pet.”
                         “Kiss my -“
                         ”You win, Spike.”
                         “Tushy.” She finished lamely.
                         “Hmm, that could be interesting.  What a naughty little
                 mind you’ve got.  But if
                 you want to do that, we’ll have to wait for another night.
                 Since I won, I get to choose.”
                 He moved into a sitting position on the bed.
                         “Ewww!  This is just like that slapping thing, isn’t it?
                 All vampires are perverts.”
                 She turned her back to him and crossed her arms. “ I think
                 you should go home now.”
                         “But you suggested it, luv.  I was just being agreeable.”
                 He reached out for her
                 but Willow jumped away, shooting him a scathing glance.
                         “Get out!  Go to Xander’s house.  NOW!”
                         “I can see your upset.  I’ll take a walk while you calm
                 down.”  He stood up and
                 said casually. “  By the by, your mum and dad called and
                 said they would be staying at a
                 friend’s house this evening.  Some dinner party at a lake
                 or some rot.”
                         “You answered the phone?”
                         “Of course!  It was ringing.”
                         “What did you tell them?”
                         “I just said that you were helping me with my homework,
                 pet. Human
                 Anatomy.”
                         “Did they buy it?”
                         “Excuse me!  I’ll have you know that I’m an expert at
                 lying.  Do you know how
                 hard it is to walk the fine line between pissing the slayer
                 off a bit and making her mad
                 enough to stake me?  I deserve a bloody Oscar.”
                         “Fine.  Whatever.  Why don’t you take that walk?”
                         “Alright.  Promise you won’t deinvite me from the house?”
                         “Leave!”
                         “I’m going. Give me a goodnight kiss?”
                         “Go!” Spike smiled rakishly before he bolted out the door.
                                               *******
                         Spike chuckled to himself as he walked the streets of
                 Sunnydale.  He had Willow
                 exactly where he wanted her.  Soon, she would be his.  He
                 imagined the two of them
                 going around the world together.  He’d get the damn chip
                 removed and she would be
                 his companion until the world faded into oblivion.
                         Spike was busy planning when he ran smack into Angel as he
                 rounded a corner.
                 “Bloody hell, watch where you’re going, mate.”
                         “Spike.  We need to talk.”
                         “That’s all you get to do these days, huh?  All talk  and
                 no action.”
                         “We need to talk about Willow.”
                         “What about her?” He asked innocently.
                         “What are your intentions?”
                         “Who the hell are you?  Her bleedin’ father?”
                         “Spike, what are your intentions?” Angel repeated.
                         “Peaches, what I do with Willow is none of your business.”
                         “I know that you’ve been neutered by that chip.  Giles
                 told me all about it. With
                 one phone call and a few choice words I could have Buffy
                 over here in a second.  You’d
                 be nothing but ashes.”
                         “Excuse me!   I am not neutered. The correct term for it
                 is defanged. You, on the
                 other hand, ARE neutered.  Oh, and we both know you won’t
                 call the slayer or you
                 would’ve already done it.  It’d probably make you cry to
                 see good ‘ol Slutty again.”
                         Angel fought to control his temper, he knew Spike was
                 deliberately goading him.
                 “Look, I’m worried about Willow.  I know you can’t hurt her
                 now-“
                         ”I think you are wasting your time thinking about her,
                 mate.  She’s mine!  Got it?
                 First, Drusilla and now Willow. “
                         ”Just what are you implying?  That I am after Willow?”
                 Angel stared at Spike,
                 whose face was set in a mulish expression.  After more than
                 a century of spending time
                 with this demon, Angel knew what it meant.  Spike had
                 decided he wanted something
                 and he wasn’t about to let anyone stand in his way.
                 “Listen, defanged or not, you will
                 not be going near her again, or I’ll stake you myself.”
                         “I think you need to take that up with Willow.”  Spike
                 smiled as he reached in his
                 pocket for a smoke.  He lit it and blew a stream of smoke
                 at Angel.  “Little witch likes
                 having me about.”
                         “You’re just an inconvenience to her Spike.  To her and to
                 everyone else.”
                         “Really?  Then why doesn’t she uninvite me?  Why did she
                 bring me up to stay in
                 her bedroom instead of the basement?”  Spike stepped closer
                 to his grandsire, smirking.
                 “Why was she wearing clothes that I picked out for her?
                 Why did she kiss me?  Why
                 was she sitting on my lap?”
                         Angel hesitated, but did not step back.  “You’re twisting
                 the truth around, Spike.”
                         “Did she deny it?  Any of it?” Angel remained silent.
                 “Ahh, have I gotten
                 through that massive gelled head of yours then?  I tell you
                 what.  If you still don’t
                 believe me, why don’t you go up to her room right now and
                 ask her again if all those
                 things happened.”
                         “I think I will, Spike.  And if you’re lying, I’ll take
                 you with me to L.A.—in a little
                 glass jar.”  Angel spun on his heel, his coat billowing
                 around him, headed towards
                 Willow’s house.
                         “Peaches!”  Spike waited until he paused.  “Don’t stick
                 around after I get back.  I
                 have a feeling Red and I will be needing some privacy.”
                                              ********
                         Willow tucked a piece of her hair behind her ear and
                 stared at the tall man now
                 sitting in her desk chair.  She sat on the edge of her bed,
                 her feet crossed at the ankles
                 and her hands folded in her lap.   This won’t do.  I need
                 to look sexier–more like Buffy.  She
                 recrossed her legs at the knees and folded her hands behind
                 her head.  Relax, you can do
                 this.  “So, what did you want to ask me?”
                         Angel smiled at her, trying to put her at ease.  “Willow,
                 Spike told me some
                 things tonight about the two of you and your . .
                 .relationship.”
                         She pinkened.  “Like what?”
                         “That you. . .kissed him, sat on his lap, and that your
                 interested in him.” When
                 she didn’t jump to defend herself, Angel started to lecture
                 her. “Willow, I know you are
                 young and naive.  You are probably curious about Spike, but
                 he’s a demon, Willow!  He
                 would kill you without a second thought and-“
                         Willow was sick of being lectured.  “Angel, this is none
                 of your business.”
                         “But-“
                         ”This doesn’t concern you!”
                         “I care about you, Willow.” He said simply.
                         “I know you do, and I hate to see you so worried. So, I’m
                 going to be honest with
                 you.”
                         “Finally.”
                         “Angel!” She admonished, then stared at the wall behind
                 the imposing vampire.
                 She didn’t think that she could look him in the eye as she
                 said this.  “ Spike and I made a
                 bet.  I bet him I could go out with you and make you fall
                 in love with me.
                         “You made a bet?” The vampire was dumbfounded.  “ Why
                 would you do this?
                 You called me all the way down here just to win some bet.”
                 His expression darkened.
                 “This is all Spike’s fault, he’s influencing you.  Making
                 you do things that you wouldn’t
                 normally do.”
                         “No, Angel.  The bet was my idea.”
                         He stared at her as if she had grown an extra head.  “I’m
                 so sorry, Angel.  I knew
                 it would be painful for you to come to Sunnydale.  You must
                 thing I’m a horrible
                 person.”
                         Despite himself, Angel couldn’t continue to be angry with
                 her. His sense of
                 humor took over.   To be honest, he was amazed that Willow
                 had been able to pull this
                 off. “So, no smelly multi-colored demon?”
                         “No, I’m so sorry.”
                         “You were going to seduce me?”
                         “No, just date you.”  Her voice had lowered to a whisper.
                 “The clothes. . .”
                         “I noticed them.  Willow?”
                         “Yes?”
                         “What were you going to win?”
                         “A prize of my choice.”
                         “And Spike wins the same thing?”
                         “Yes, he already told me what he wants.” Willow was
                 surprised, the idea of
                 losing to Spike didn’t bother her as much as it once had.
                 The more she thought about
                 giving him his prize, the more she warmed to the idea. But
                 part of Willow still wanted to
                 win.  She wondered how Spike would have reacted when she
                 beat him.
                         “What’s that?”
                         She grabbed the book and thrust it at him.  “Page 157.”
                         Angel flipped to the page.  At first he looked confused as
                 he figured out the
                 various euphemisms.  Then, as comprehension dawned, the
                 book hit the floor with a
                 thud.  Angel sat down and looked at Willow.  She studied
                 the floor.  Finally he reached
                 down and picked up the book again.  He re-read the passage
                 more slowly.  He caught
                 her eye and quirked an eyebrow.  “Are you really that
                 bendy?”
                         Willow was beet-red.  “I guess I’m going to have to be.”
                         “No, you’re not.”
                         “What do you mean?  I’ve lost the bet and–“
                         ”No, you haven’t.  I am going to help you.” He said with a
                 determined nod.
                 “Spike wasn’t playing fair, so there is no reason you have
                 to play fair. Besides, I don’t
                 want you getting involved with Spike.   However, I want two
                 things in return for my
                 assistance.”

                         “What would those be?”  She sounded hesitant.  She didn’t
                 think Angel would
                 ask for anything inappropriate, but after nearly two days
                 with Spike, she had learned to
                 be cautious.
                         He gave her a look that said 'I know what you’re thinking
                 and you should be ashamed of
                 yourself.'  “One, you never make a bet like that with
                 Spike, or anyone for that matter,
                 again.”
                         “Of course.”  He looked dubious.  She added solemnly, “I
                 promise.”
                         “And two, you have to answer this truthfully,” She waited
                 for him to ask her how
                 she really felt about Spike.  He grinned in an almost
                 wicked way.  “Did you really tell
                 Buffy I was a hunk?”
                         Willow threw her pillow at him.  He caught it and gave her
                 a cheesy  grin.  Then
                 he pulled her into a near-rib-breaking hug.  “You had me so
                 worried. I thought you'd lost your mind.”
                         “I’m sorry, Angel!”
                         “Listen, he’s on his way back, so we have to think of
                 something fast.  Come here.”
                 He pulled her head close to his mouth and began to whisper
                 in her ear. If Angel
                 was honest with himself, he would admit that he wasn’t
                 doing this purely for Willow’s benefit.   He owed
                 Spike one for the torture, it had taken him weeks to fully
                 heal
                 from those steel pokers.  Angel would enjoy setting the
                 younger vampire down a couple
                 of pegs.
                         Willow was intrigued with Angel’s strategy.  She believed
                 they could actually
                 pull this off. She had no idea Angel could be this devious.
                          “And Willow?”
                         “Yes?”
                         “Let’s try to keep this from getting to the other Scoobys,
                 ok?”  She nodded.  He
                 had said “Scoobys”; he meant Buffy.
                                               *******
                         Spike grinned the whole way back to Willow’s.  By now, the
                 lovely red head
                 would be ready to give up and send Peaches back to L.A.  He
                 hopped over a fence and
                 into her yard.  All of the curtains on her windows were
                 shut.  Damned inconvenient.  How
                 am I supposed to spy on them?  He would have to settle for
                 listening.  He climbed up to her
                 balcony and settled himself leaning against the rail.  He
                 lit a smoke and waited for the
                 fun to begin.  Spike almost choked on his first inhale.
                         “OH, Angel!”  Willow’s soft voice nearly moaned.  “That
                 makes me feel so good.”
                         “Just a little more the left, baby.”  Angel’s deeper voice
                 encouraged.  “It’ll be even
                 better.  Remember to breathe.”
                         “Can we do that again?”  She sounded breathless.
                         “Sure.  Just lift your leg a little.”
                         “This is amazing.”  She let out a giggle.  “Hey, my hair’s
                 caught.”
                         “Sorry, let me fix that.  There.  Better?”
                         “Much.”  She sighed.  “I guess I am more bendy than I
                 thought.”
                         “I told you that you could do this, with a little effort.”
                  His voice deepened.  “And
                 the right motivation.”   Spike was seeing red.  He should
                 have known better than to trust
                 that bloody wanker to do the honorable thing.  He couldn’t
                 believe what he was hearing.
                 It was the same thing with Drusilla.  Apparently,
                 Angel/Angelus (as if it mattered) had
                 a problem remembering exactly who his girlfriend was.  Red
                 belonged to Spike.    If
                 Angel didn’t have the morals to leave the girl alone, he
                 could at least respect his
                 grandchilde’s territory.  It was bloody rude, was what it
                 was.
                         Inside the room, Willow was trying very hard not to laugh.
                  Angel was teaching
                 her some rudimentary yoga.  He was experienced in it, and
                 had often practiced it with
                 Buffy when he helped her train.  She was stretching muscles
                 she hadn’t known she had.
                 When Angel told her Spike was now outside listening, he had
                 encouraged her to speak
                 up.  Her comments had seemed completely innocuous until she
                 thought about them
                 from what she imagined Spike’s perspective to be.  Then
                 they become not only
                 suggestive, but spectacularly funny.
                         “Let’s try a new one, “ Angel suggested.  She moaned again
                 as they stretched to a
                 different position, her mouth twitching with the effort to
                 hold her laughter in.
                         Angel couldn’t believe what a good pupil she was. She was
                 a natural at this.  He
                 stood behind her, his body towering over hers, as he guided
                 her body into the strange
                 positions.  He saw her trying to conceal her laughter, and
                 suddenly had the urge to tickle
                 her.  What would Spike think of that?  He smiled.  Why not
                 find out?
                         He reached down to her ribcage and brushed his fingers
                 over it lightly.  She let
                 out a girlish shriek and tried to squirm away. So, she was
                 ticklish!  He would not relent,
                 running his hand over her side again.  She kicked at him.
                 “Ow!  That hurt!  Be careful,
                 darling.” He continued tickling her anyway.  She squealed,
                 then they both hit the floor
                 with a loud thud.
                         “Stop, stop! No, Angel. . . I can’t take it anymore,
                 please!” She gasped out
                 between bouts of laughter.
                         Spike had heard enough.  He reached for the handle of the
                 balcony doors, but he
                 hesitated, afraid of the scene he would find inside.  Then,
                 Angel’s voice reached his ears.  “Beg me.” Spike thrust the
                 doors open and
                 pushed inside. Spike wished he had a stake on him, where
                 was the bloody slayer when you needed her?
                         When Angel saw Spike he felt sharp stab of disappointment.
                  He had been having
                 fun.  And he couldn’t remember the last time he had laughed
                 that hard. It felt really
                 good to finally be comfortable with someone.  No intensity,
                 no fear, no desperation or
                 sense of futility.  Just peaceful. . .and almost happy.
                         Spike was practically vibrating with rage.  “What the HELL
                 is going on here?”
                 Angel was underneath Willow, his sides shaking with silent
                 mirth,  as Willow  hit him
                 about his bare chest and arms.  “Haven’t you ever heard
                 that ‘no’ means ‘no’?”
                         They both stopped their playful antics to stare at Spike.
                 “Oh, hello there.  Have a
                 nice walk?” Willow asked.  She made no move to get off of
                 Angel.
                         “Just hunky dory, pet.” His eyes spit fire and took on an
                 amber glow as he
                 regarded Angel. At least the poofter still had his pants
                 on. “What’s going on?”
                         “I was just showing her some of my moves, Spike.” He
                 caught Willow’s eye and
                 they laughed as if they were sharing some lover’s joke.
                         “I see.” His jaw clenched.  “Well, don’t you have to be
                 going, Peaches? The sun’s
                 almost up.  Time for all good poofters to be in bed.”
                         Angel wrapped his arms briefly around Willow, then
                 supported her as she
                 climbed to her feet.  He stood in one swift movement, then
                 enveloped her in a hug,
                 picking her up off the ground.  He was reluctant to let her
                 go.  He’d been having such a
                 good time, his voice was a little more tender than
                 necessary when he said,“See you
                 tomorrow, darling?”
                         “No, she has classes.  She’s very busy with homework and
                 research.” Spike said.
                         “Don’t be silly, Spike.  I can always make time for
                 Angel.”
                         “Goodnight.” Angel said softly.  Her eyes lifted to meet
                 his, and for a brief
                 moment, they stood staring into each other’s eyes.  He knew
                 that he should kiss her
                 goodnight just for Spike’s benefit, but suddenly he was
                 nervous.  Her breath caught in
                 her throat as she looked up into his face, and she glanced
                 down again.  He felt a
                 predatory thrill, as he tilted her chin up.  He leaned
                 forward and brushed his lips against
                 hers.  She shivered.  He leaned forward again to deepen the
                 kiss, but was stopped by a
                 loud cough from Spike.
                         Angel stepped back from Willow, looking a little shaken.
                 He hadn’t intended to
                 enjoy the kiss.  Or to continue it.  She looked surprised,
                 too.  “Goodnight.”  He said
                 again.
                         “Yes, yes, you already said that, Peaches.”  Spike pushed
                 the dazed vampire
                 towards the door.  “This is the part where you leave.”
                         Angel stepped through the doorway, still a little shocked
                 and confused by what
                 had just happened.  Spike slammed the door shut and locked
                 it behind him.  Then he
                 spun around to stare accusingly at Willow, that’s when he
                 spotted Angel’s satin shirt
                 and trademark black trench coat on the bed.  He gathered
                 both of them up and held
                 them at arms length as if they were toxic.  Without
                 ceremony, he unlocked the balcony
                 doors, walked to the edge,  and flung them down on Angel’s
                 head. The baffled
                 vampire hadn’t even realized he was rambling off into the
                 night without the rest of his
                 clothes.
                         Spike walked back in and locked the doors behind him.  He
                 scanned her bookshelves,
                 “You got an uninvite spell in one of these books, luv?”
                         She was enjoying his obvious pique and decided not to
                 address his question.
                 “Hmm, maybe I should be thinking about what my prize should
                 be.”  She smiled
                 dreamily as she sat down at her vanity to brush out her
                 hair.  “Oh, I know.”
                         “No use wasting your time thinking about that, luv.  It’s
                 not like you’re going to
                 win.”  Spike pouted as he leaned against the door.
                         “Your duster.”
                         “Excuse me?”
                         “It’ll go well with the leather outfits that Angel likes.”
                         “Forget about it.”
                         “Only three more to go.”  She smiled as she dug in a
                 drawer for her pajamas.
                         “Do my ears deceive me?”  He walked over to look over her
                 shoulder and peer
                 into the drawer.  “You need four more dates.”
                         “Three.”  She pulled out a knee length, sleeveless flannel
                 sleep shirt.  Spike
                 reached his hand in, pulling out a silky chemise with a
                 questioning look.  She tore it out
                 of his hands and stuffed it back in the drawer.  “I went to
                 dinner with him this evening.
                 Then he came over again later.  That’s two.”
                         “That last bit wasn’t official, it doesn’t count!”  Spike
                 protested as he went to
                 reach back in the drawer.
                         She slammed it shut on his hand.  “Of course it does.”
                         “Ow!  Bloody Hell, Red. “ He clutched his throbbing hand
                 to his chest.
                         “Does it hurt?” She asked sympathetically.
                         “Yes. Kiss it and make it better?”
                         “Funny, I got the impression that your hand isn’t what
                 you’d like me to kiss.”
                         He refused to answer the taunt and held out his hand.  She
                 rolled her eyes but
                 brushed a light kiss across his knuckles. “Mmmm. . .that
                 feels better.  But it still hurts
                 here.” He wiggled his thumb.  She obligingly kissed it.
                 “And here.” He offered her his
                 palm and she kissed it too. “Much better.  Thank you, luv.”
                         Willow almost felt guilty for deceiving the blond vampire.
                  Almost.  “Three
                 dates.” She said stubbornly.
                         “Four.”
                         Knowing Angel was part of her little plan, she conceded.
                 “Four.”
                         “Now, pet, which side do you sleep on?  I’m exhausted.”
                         “I sleep in the middle of the bed and you are sleeping on
                 the floor.”
                         “Pet, you injured me and then you’re going to make me
                 sleep on the cold, hard
                 floor all by myself?” His lower lip protruded.
                         “I’m not buying it Spike.  You slept on Xander’s nasty
                 couch.  You even slept with
                 Harmony.  My floor is a vast improvement.  If you ask me
                 nice, I’ll give you a blanket
                 and a pillow.”
                         “‘Why ,pet, I do believe you’re jealous of Harmony. If you
                 let me sleep on the bed,
                 I promise to keep my delectable body all covered up, keep
                 you away from temptation.”
                 At her look, he held up his hands.  “Fine, I’ll sleep on
                 the bloody floor. But I get the
                 fuzzy blanket and the big pillow.”
                         “Alright.” She walked off to change in the bathroom.  When
                 she got back Spike
                 appeared to be asleep on the floor.   She slid into bed,
                 sighing.  Her eyes drifted close,
                 she was hovering on the edge of sleep when she felt eyes on
                 her.  She knew immediately
                 it was Spike.
                         She rolled over and sighed into her pillow. “Oh, Angel.”
                         Spike reached over and shook her awake.  “Red!  Wake up!”
                         “Spike?”  She muttered sleepily.
                         “You were having a bloody nightmare.”
                         “I was?”  She tried to hide her smile.
                         “You were about to wake the dead with your screaming.”  He
                 nodded solemnly.
                 “But don’t worry.”  He stretched out beside her.  “I’ll be
                 right here to make sure it
                 doesn’t happen again.”  Ever.  From now on, you’ll be
                 dreaming about me, Red, he added
                 silently.  He opened his mouth to speak again, but she was
                 already back asleep, a grin
                 turning the corners of her lips.  He scowled and wished he
                 knew why she was smiling in
                 her sleep, now.  He slid under the covers and pulled her
                 closer to his body, finally giving
                 in to sleep.

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