Title: Innocence Undercover 
Author: Dagney
E-mail: slhassel@aol.com
Feedback: Yes Please
Disclaimer: All belongs to Joss, no copyright intended.
Spoilers: Wild at Heart & The Initiative
Summary:  Spike reluctantly asks the Scooby gang for help to uncover the 
mystery of what happened to him.  Willow decides to go undercover as her Vamp 
self.  Wackiness and smut ensue, what do you expect from me?

Spike awoke and stretched upon the narrow cot.  Giles had allowed Spike to
stay in the basement of his townhouse, chained, whenever he was down there
unattended.  < Blimey, watcher, has me chained up like a dog, and I had the
nerve to tease Peaches. >  The cellar door opened and the dim bulb lit up the
musty prison.  "Rise and shine Spike," Willow chirped.

Spike smiled that git was too damn innocence for her own good, he began to
understand what the others saw in her.   Willow had been feeding the
vampire-bagged blood since Thanksgiving.  He was feeling practically back to
full strength.   Spike thought back to the heated argument between the gang
that occurred during dessert:

 Willow, had thrown her fork down, "I can't eat another bite with Spike
begging for blood, looking like a concentration camp victim.

 The Watcher then pointed out he was, " a killing soulless demon who had
tried to murder them all again and again".

  Xander, after belching, simply said, " Let's just stake his ass"

Buffy whined, " I'm a bit tired after the earlier fight and kinda full now,
how's bout I slay after a nap?"

 Willow stood, "You're all just cruel, look at him, he pathetic, he looks
like a corpse!"

Xander snorted, " Understatement Wills,"

Ayna curled her arms about Xander's and cooed, " All this violence and anger
is making me a bit horny."
Xander coughed.

"Hey, people have just eaten, here," Buffy chided looking at the demon turned
mortal.

"Willow, Spike is a dangerous killer, don't let his whining fool you."  Giles
lectured

" I kinda like it," Buffy grinned

" Shut yer puss, Slayer, I should have know better than to think you would
have enough sense to.."

" HEY!" Willow yelled,  " Enough!"

Everyone stopped there bickering and looked at the red-haired hacker,
slightly chagrined.

" Now, lets talk this over like adults and decide what plan of action to
take." She commanded.

~~~
" Hi Spike," Willow said shyly as she interrupted the vamp from his
recollections.

" Pet," he replied sitting up making the long chains attached to his ankle's
rattle.

Willow handed Spike a large mug of blood.

" Just the right temperature, thanks luv," Spike grinned at her.  He noted
her blush slightly and look away from him.

" Sssoo, are you feeling better, yet?" she asked stuttering slightly, then
clearing her throat.

"Like a new fledgling, thanks to you," he smiled.

" Good, then you can help us figure out what's going on in SunnyHell now,"
she said, kneeling down and placing a thick key into the manacles about
Spike's ankles.

 This little red-haired witch was too damn trusting for her own good; Spike
felt an unexpected wave of desire tear through him.  Seeing her lithe form
kneeling down in front of him, a curtain of flame falling across her lovely
face.  Spike's hand moved without thinking to brush the silky locks back from
her face.
Willow looked up at him, surprise in her green eyes.

Spike's groin tightened at the feel of her warm breath against his palm.
< Bloody hell! >

Willow bit her lip, bent her head and silently chided herself as she unlocked
Spike's other manacle.
    < Don't even go there, Rosenberg, he probably thinks of you like his kid
sister, >
 

Spike cursed himself once again as he watched the tiny witch's ass, enclosed
in some hideous orange corduroy romper, sway at eye level as she walked in
front of him up the basement stairs.

< What is the matter with those bloody fools, leaving her, an innocence soul
all alone with the likes of me, OK, so, they know I can't kill anything, or
even bloody have a bite, but I'm not totally emasculated, my fangs may not be
functioning but the rest of me still works! >

Spike groaned as he entered the Watcher's living room to see the Slayer,
Xander and the demon Ayna all milling about.

" Wills, so is the de-fanged puppy housebroken? " Xander snorted.

Buffy laughed, " I hope so cause I'm not cleaning up after it."

Spike narrowed his blue eyes and glowered at the two smart mouthed youths, "
You shouldn't let Willow alone with me,"  " Why, I could have..."

" What, pissed all over her loafers" Xander laughed.

"Xander," Willow chided, smacking him playfully in the head.

"Yeah, Mr. I can't get em out!"  " You're neutered remember."

Spike growled, " Well, just cause my fangs have taken a little holiday
doesn't mean the rest of me isn't fully functional," he glared waggling his
eyebrow at them.

"Yeah, our Willow brings out the animal in every man," Xander joked.

Willow's face fell, and paled even more.

" Nice job! Xander", Buffy smacked Xander hard in the gut.

" Owww..." < Great, insult her sexual appeal and remind her about Oz's attack
all at the same time! >  " Sorry Wills" Xander groaned.

" If you children are done, I'd like to formulate a plan." Giles murmured,
shooting daggers at Xander for upsetting Willow.

"But Giles, why does he have to be here?"   Buffy asked pointing at Spike.

" Spike may have information that we can use," Giles replied evenly.

" But.. He can't be trusted." Buffy replied.

" True, but, I think Spike's wants to know who those men are and what exactly
they are doing capturing vampires and experimenting with them." Giles
answered.

Buffy nodded her head in defeat.

"Let's review what we know once more." Giles said.

An hour passed, " I'm hungry G-man, got any leftovers?" Xander asked.

Giles nodded as Xander got up off the couch.

The gang sat in silence for a few minutes; Spike looked about the room.
Willow had been more quiet than usual, ever since the snot' insulted them
both.  She appeared to be taking notes on the facts shared.

Buffy sighed, " What now, we still don't know enough, who these guys work
for, what they want with the vamps? What exactly they did to Spike? If they
have any humans in their laboratory?

Xander came back into the room with a turkey leg.

" Xander, please watch it, I don't want to have to clean grease out of my.."
Giles exclaimed

" I have an idea."  Willow said softly.

The gang looked at her expectantly.

" We need a vampire to act as bait, to lure these guys out in the open,
perhaps infiltrate their headquarters." She began.

" Yeah, Good idea, Willow, I wonder who we can get to act like a big hunk of
cheese?"  Buffy giggled and smirked at Spike.

" I'm not going to put myself in those Bastard's clutches and trust you
buffoons to help me!" Spike scoffed.

" It could work," Giles said, rubbing his chin.

" I wasn't talking about Spike," Willow spoke up.

" I mean, they already done stuff to him... he may not be able to.. well I
was kinda thinking that maybe theVampWillow could lure them."  Willow
murmured quickly.

 Xander laughed, "Good one Willow,"

" I'm not gonna help you conjure up that Bitch, she has the hots for Xander"
Ayna griped

"Willow, we could never control her," Buffy said.

" Too dangerous, absolutely not," Giles responded authoritatively.

Spike looked back and forth at the chattering bunch. < What are they talking
about, VampWillow? >

" No!" I don't mean bring her back, I mean me!" Willow clarified.

< She wants to be turned into a vampire? > Spike shook his head; perhaps my
hearing has been affected also.

Spike looked at the gang, Xander had a leer on his face, Giles looked
pensive, Ayna looked pissed, Buffy looked as dumb as a stone, and Willow was
aglow, practically bouncing.

" I can use a glamour spell for the when I need to go grrrrr, and..." Willow
chattered excitedly

" Pet, care to tell me what the hell you're talking about? Spike asked

" Oh, I'm going to pretend to be a vampire and lure the.." Willow began

Spike looked at the innocent chit and began to laugh.  His stomach hurt, he
laughed so hard bloody tears ran down his face, he toppled out of his chair
onto the floor clutching his sides.

It was then that the Scooby gang noted Willow's resolve face.
 
 

Part 2

Spike finally was able to stop laughing.  He wiped the red tear tracks from
his face.
  " Bloody Hell, you all had me going there for a minute, who would have
thought you mortal's had such a jolly good sense of humor, especially you,
Pet," Spike said, grinning at Willow.

Spike then noticed no one else was laughing.
 Xander leaned down to Spike's prone form and whispered, " Great going
fang-less, we don't have a snowballs chance in hell of talking her out of it
now."
Spike looked at Ayna; she rolled her eyes at him and shook her head.
Spike noted Giles had his head in his hands.
Buffy was grinning goofly at him.
His eyes moved to Willow, she was tapping her foot against the floor, hands
on her hips, green eyes shooting laser beam death rays at him.  Her little
bow lips were pressed together in a tight line, making him feel like a
miss-behaving child.  " If your done rolling around on the floor, we have
work to do," she hissed tightly.

Spike picked himself up off the floor and plopped down into an easy chair. <
I knew it was too good to be true these mortals have absolutely no sense of
humor, there just bloody, insane. >
Spike listened to the gang all talking at once.

" Willow," Giles began, clearing his throat, "I'm not sure this is such a
prudent idea."

" Yeah, Wills, I mean, your vamp self was a skanky, sex-starved demon, who
couldn't keep her hands to herself." Xander added.  " I mean you dressing up
as her before was one thing, but your nothing like her, you couldn't pull it
off for more than five minutes."

" Are you sure you're up to it? " Buffy asked, "I mean with Oz leaving and
everything."

Spike felt like he had walked in on the third act of a play, as he still
didn't have a clue what they were talking about.

" Hey, none of you have a better idea," Willow responded tightly.  "I can do
this, I'll prove it!  Tomorrow night same time, we'll all meet here and we'll
work out the details," Willow practicaly ordered.   " I've got a test to
study for, Buffy, I'll see you back at the dorm."    Willow snatched up her
coat, and left slamming the door behind her.

" You had to go and laugh at her!" Xander bitched at Spike.

Spike shrugged his shoulders; < They're all acting like they're their
intimated by the little girl. >

" Willow hates to be laughed at, always has every since we were kids.  Giles,
we've got to do something to stop her, she'll stop at nothing to prove
herself!" Xander babbled concerned.

"Yes, Giles, I don't think Willow should parade around like a skanky whore, I
mean there is no telling what kind of attention she may attract." Ayna added,
looking worriedly at Xander.

Buffy laughed, "You guys know Willow can pull this off, you just don't like
seeing her acting all un-Willow-like.  She's going to need our help so she
doesn't get hurt."  Buffy grabbed her coat.

" Where are you going Buffy, " Giles asked perturbed.

" I've got to catch up with Wills, she and I have some shopping to do at
Fantasy Fashions Leather."
 Buffy opened the door, " Oh don't forget to lock up the fang-less boy
dunder," she giggled and left shutting the door.

" Mouthy little bitch!" Spike grumbled.

 " We're going to have to ensure some way we can stay in constant
communication with Willow and be able to track her if she is taken by the
commando's," Giles stated.
" Xander, from your military experience, any recommendation about the type of
device we should use?" Giles asked motioning Xander over to his desk.

Spike shook his head, < I don't know what the bloody humans are getting so
worked up about, that innocence little girl couldn't fool anyone into
believing she's a vampire. >

~~~~~~
The next evening.

  Giles was waving some sort of metal detecting device near Spike's head.
The machine was beeping furiously and causing a high pitch squealing like
noise in Spike's head.

" Hey! " he bellowed, " Do you mind! Get that bloody contraption outta my
face" he growled game face in place, getting up and pushing past Giles
towards the other side of the room.  Spike stood with his back to Giles
staircase, " You people are worse than the damn soldiers!" " The next person
who comes near me is gonna get that infernal device shoved up their arse!"
Spike growled, chest puffed up, hoping to intimidate them a bit.

He glared at Giles and Xander.  < We'll the stupid git's looked like they
swallowed their tongue's.  I'll teach em who's the master vampire around
here! >

As the squealing stopped in his head, Spike heard the sound of heels clicking
on the stairs behind him; it was then he noted that the two men weren't
paying any attention to him at all.  He grinned;   He turned his head, and his jaw dropped.

He saw shiny spike heel, thigh high, lace-up black boots, which nicely
exhibited two long shapely calves, continuing up to molded two lithe creamy
legs.   An abundance of pale thigh was showing between the long boots and the
very short... short.. short... tight black hot pants.  Spike noted a silver
belly button ring above the pants and a well-defined abdomen that practically
rippled as she moved down the stairs.  She wore a binding black leather bra
that he expected to see her two milky white breasts, spill out of any moment.
 Her red hair was parted down the middle and brushed against her bare
shoulders.  Her pale face was adorned with vampiric ridges and golden eyes.

" Bored now," she purred.

Part 3

Spike couldn't believe his eyes.  He watched as the sexy vampire Willow
strolled passed him and headed towards Xander. Spike's eyes caught sight of
Willow's ass, with evey step one tight cheek peaked out from under the
painted on pants.

" Xander," she cooed, moving  towards him. < Why the boys eyes are about to
pop out of his head! >  Willow hugged him tightly.  He dropped the metal
contraption he held, it hit the floor with a loud clang, sending a piercing
pain and ringing through Spike's head.

Spike next heard the boy yelp, " Naughty touching, Will!"

"Oh, Xander, I misseded you so much," the vamp cooed, as she licked at
Xander's neck.

" Oh God, No!"  Xander yelled and push away from Willow and fell over the
back of Giles couch.

" It's really her!... she's back... Buffy!"

Buffy was standing in kitchen watching her best friend tease Xander.  Thank
goodness Ayna wasn't here now, and that she didn't have any powers left,
cause Will would be in big trouble.

 Buffy giggled, and moved into the room, " Ok Willow, I think you taught
these guys a lesson, why the look on their faces.." Buffy's words died on her
lips as she touched Willow's arm.

" The vamp Willow turned still in game face, hissing, " Slayer! I don't like
you!" she growled, " So unless you want to loose that hand, don't ever touch
me!"

" Giles," Buffy whimpered, " She's cold.."

" What the bloody hell is going on?"  Spike bellowed.

Willow turned to look at Spike as if just noticing him, " Hello Pussycat,"
she purred slinking towards him.

"What on earth is a sexy vampire like you doing with these foolish mortals"
she murmured looking Spike up and down like he was a piece of sweetmeat.

Spike felt his undead breath catch and his cock jump to life at the redheaded
sirens lusty perusal.  He watched as she bit her lower lip, " Would the
pussycat like to play with Willow?" she whispered huskily.

Giles, moved forward, cross in hand and thrust it up towards the two vamps.
Both Willow and Spike snarled,

" Hey, Book-man, watch it, with that thing," she growled.

" What have you done with Willow?" Giles barked.

" Don't get your tweed in a bunch, Book-man,  we changed places for a while."
she replied

" What? " Buffy yelled,  " Where is she?"

" Damn fool girl and her magic," Giles mumbled

Spike still wasn't sure what exactly was going on but he was ready to roll
over and let this vamp scratch his belly anytime.

Part 4

Vamp Willow stepped away from Spike and faced Giles, Xander and Buffy.

" Why the little witch knew you all didn't have any confidence in her being
able to pull this off.  She conjured me up with her mojo, we talked and I
agreed to help, not because I give a hot fuck about you silly mortals," she
huffed, turning back towards Spike.  " I heard some soldier boys weren't
playing very nice with the vampire population. Willow said they were
neutering Vamps.  You're not neutered are you Pussycat?" she cooed rubbing
her hands seductively across Spike's chest.

Spike felt his cock jump at the nearness of this vamp Willow look-a like. <
Damn, I want her! I wonder what the cartoon gang would do if I tore off those
tight britches of hers and took her right here on the watcher's stairs. >

"I'm looking for a new plaything, you up for some fun Pussycat?" she crooned,
moving her hands up around Spike's neck and rubbing her pelvis against his
too tight pants.

" Oooohhhh, I think Pussycat wants to play with Willow!" she exclaimed, then
nipped at Spike's ear lobe with her fangs.

Spike groaned and grabbed Willow's leather clad ass and pulled her closer to
his aching erection.

" Oh God! Gross!" Xander yelled.

" Knock it off before I douse you both with holy water," Buffy grunted.

" Don't mind her Pussycat," Willow replied as she nipped and sucked at
Spike's neck.  " She just jealous about my puppy."

"Leave Angel out of this you skanky whore!" Buffy yelled.

Willow pulled out of Spike's embrace, " Maybe, you'd like to lose that sassy
tongue, Bitch!" she hissed.

" Angel, what the hell does Peaches, have to do with any of this?"  Spike
asked annoyed that the slayer had distracted the nubile vamp.

" She's got him chained up, and uses him like a giant sex toy!" Buffy spat.

Spike felt an ice cold wave of jealousy douse his ardor. < Don't tell me my
Sire has been with her! >

Willow turned back towards Spike, " You don't mind sharing do you Pussycat?"
she asked just before she captured Spike's pouting lips in a kiss.

Spike moaned, and pulled the sexy vamp up against his raging hard on. < What
the hell do I care about the big Poof! >  Spike opened his mouth to liberate
his insatiated tongue to taste her painted lips.

" Buffy, Giles, Do something!" Xander shouted.

Spike was aware of the vamp resisting his attempts to gain entrance to her
teasing mouth; he felt her pushing away from his chest.  He heard her start
to laugh.  His eyes flew open and he loosened his grip on her hips.  He
watched as the vamp pulled away from his embrace and howled with laughter.

 " What the bloody hell is so funny?" Spike growled. < I'm not a bad kisser,
am I?>

" You!" she waved her hands, "All of you, you have to see the looks on your
faces," Willow giggled, tears rolling down her cheeks.

"Willow Rosenberg!" Giles began much like an angry parent, " I don't find
your antics the least bit amusing, young lady.
 

" Wills, you took at least 5 years off my life," Xander added

" Willow, that was just plane mean and nasty," Buffy pouted.

Spike moved backwards and sat on the stairs. < It's the little innocence
chit, after all. > Spike's disappointed cock didn't seem to care at all.

" Well, I had to prove it to you guys that I could pull it off, and I even
fooled Spike," Willow explained sounding like her old self.

" I worked up quite an appetite, jeez, ..I've got to change out of these
clothes. I can't breath in these pants, and I'm gonna have to practice with
these boots, or I'll break and ankle, and I'm not sure I can even get the top
off, since I used this sticky glue stuff, like the fashion models use to make
sure their boobs stay in place.  Not that I even have boobs to begin with but
still how threatening would I be if one of my .. Well you know slipped out.."
Willow babbled then blushed as she noted Giles and Xander's eyes were
apparently sizing up her bosoms as she spoke.
" I'm gonna change now," she said clearing her throat as she brushed past
Spike on the stairs, then well talk about the details of this plan some more.
 

Part 5

"Man, I don't know about you guys, but that whole scene left me with a funny
feeling in the pit of my stomach." Xander remarked

Spike groaned.< I've got a funny feeling all right but it a bit's lower than
my stomach.>

 The doorbell rang, and Giles went to open it.

" Ayna, hello" Giles responded.

" Am I too late?  Did I miss the little priss making a fool of herself yet?"
Ayna asked excitedly.

" Oh you missed it all right, honey" Xander answered taking Ayna's hand as
she sat down next to him.
< And a good thing she did, cause if she had gotten here in time to see
Willow with her hands all over my ass... hey, maybe there would have been a
cat fight.. Ooh that ought to have been something to see, Willow and Ayna
fighting.. over me.. and Willow in that skintight leather.>

" Xander, you're sweating!" Ayna complained.

Spike glared at Xander; < If that little girl turned him on half as much as
she did me then I'm surprised he isn't smoking a cigarette. >
 

" Giles, I don't like this, Willow was acting so.. so.. mean and bitchy. "
And she was acting so skanky rubbing up against Spike and... and.. she kissed
him, on the lips!" Buffy exclaimed with disgust.  " Do you think  she's
experiencing some magical side effect of a spell gone wrong again?"

Spike shot Buffy an annoyed look, got up and headed towards the kitchen.

"Willow's magical abilities have progressed far more than I ever anticipated"
Giles commented, as he rubbed his glasses nervously. < Bloody chit, has also
become even more brazen since she started having relations with that wolf. >

"Understatement, did you guys see her face go from grrr to normal when she
started to laugh?  You guys did see her face all grrr right?" Xander asked
concern in his voice.

" Humph," Spike mumbled, < I'm surprised the lad noticed anything about her
face as his eyes were glued to her breasts the entire time! > He opened the
icebox and took out a blood bag.

"Yeah, Giles, she was cold to the touch."  Buffy added,

"Willow has used a powerful glamour spell, and I suspect a spell that made it
appear her cold to the touch, without respiration and heartbeat." Giles
explained.

" But that doesn't explain, her sex... er secret need to have her belly
button pierced and not tell us." Xander began, then quickly changed his
comment when Ayna gave him the evil eye.

"You people met the vampire Willow," Ayna uttered.  " Deep down Willow is a
SKANKY WHORE!" Ayna shouted, standing up.

Spike dropped the mug with the heated blood all over himself at the wench's
yelling about Willow.

" You're all deluding yourselves!  When someone is turned they often retain
and exhibit the darker parts of their personality.  Underneath that poorly
dressed shy bookworm lies a skanky whore."

" Ayna, that's not any way to talk about Willow," Xander replied rising up
from the couch.

" I'm leaving," Ayna announced.  "  Xander you better come now if you want to
later" she threatened.

" Ah, Honey, lets not.." The closing door cut off Xander words as he trailed
after his girlfriend.

" Giles, what Ayna said, isn't true right?" Buffy asked.

" Is that any way to talk about someone who's supposed to be your best
friend?" Spike interrupted.

" Shut up! Pussycat," Buffy replied mockingly.

" Shut yer hole, Slayer!"  Spike threatened.

" Or what, you're gonna lick me to death!"  Buffy retorted.

"I'll rip your tongue out of your head for starters!" Spike growled moving
out from the kitchen to stand nose to now with Buffy.

" Why you can't even feed yourself without making a mess!" Buffy chided.

" Oh, Please! Both of you SHUT UP! Your incessant bickering is giving me a
splitting headache.

Buffy and Spike stared as the watcher grabbed a bottle of Scotch and took a
hearty swallow.

~~~~~~~
Meanwhile upstairs

Willow could hear the murmurs of her friend's excited conversation as she
climbed the stairs to change.
   Willow giggled as she recalled the look on Spike's face, his jaw open and
his tongue practically hanging out when he first saw her in the vamp outfit. >

< How am I gonna get out of these pants? >  Willow began by unzipping them,
and she let out a huge breath. Whew!  She sat on the edge of Giles bed and
began to unlace the boots.   Her thought drifted back to Spike. < I can't
believe that teasing him actually excited me, maybe I am skanky like her?
There must be something wrong with me, Oz has been gone only a month, and I
prance around in a room half naked, practically showing more flesh at one
time than I did with my boyfriend when we had sex together. >

Willow kicked off the unlaced boots and stood up to remove the hot pants.  <
Look at me not even wearing any underwear, and Spike.. I.. he.. I'm pathetic
getting aroused by the charade.  But he seemed to like it too, a little voice
interjected in her head. Hah! >

Willow pulled off the constricting top and looked at her naked form in the
floor length mirror on the back of the bathroom door.   < Look at me, skinny,
bony, flat chested, Hah! His arousal must have been due to side effects of
the glamour spell! >  Willow moved into the bathroom and started the shower.
As the gang was discussing her downstairs Willow was crying in the shower.
 

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