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Willow, Xander and Angel were relaxing on the couch, watching a movie
when
somebody started pounding on the door.
Angel jumped up and ran to it and yanked it open, expecting someone
in
distress. Instead, in barged a grinning, bleached blonde. One everyone
knew
too well.
"Honey, I'm home!" He cried in a horrible impression of Ricky from I
Love
Lucy.
"Spike. How wonderful to see you again." Angel rolled his eyes, what
a
perfect way to ruin his nice quiet evening.
As he got closer, Angel noticed the overpowering smell of alcohol. "Spike!
You're pissed!"
Spike whipped his head around to smile stupidly at his sire, "DUH!"
He
dissolved into a fit of giggles.
Willow couldn't hold in a small laugh. Spike giggling? Too bad she didn't
have a video camera.
Spike swung his head around to stare fixatedly on Willow. He licked
his
lips and smiled predatorily, his gaze seemingly clear and filled with
a
dark emotion Willow didn't think she wanted to see.
Xander saw how Spike looked at Willow and smiled slightly before putting
on
an angry face. "Hey, stay away from Willow, you inebriated idiot!"
The look in Spike's eyes changed from one of lust to one of extreme
annoyance, "I'ma not inebratted, twit."
Angel quirked an eyebrow at him.
"Ok, so maybe I y'am. Whatcha gonna do?" Spike challenged Xander.
"Nothing, it's no fun beating the shit out of a neutered, drunk vampire.
Well, it sometimes is but that's not one of those sometimes when it's
good
to beat up a defenseless vampire because..." Xander stopped. He was
just
confusing himself and everyone else.
"Howzit goin', Red?" Spike leered at the tiny redhead who was currently
giving him strange looks.
"It's going fine, Spike. Maybe you should lie down, you don't look so
steady." Willow advised.
"I'll only lie down if you come with me, luvsabunch."
Xander snorted, *luvsabunch?* he mouthed silently to Angel.
Angel shrugged and rolled his eyes. *He's slightly drunk*, he mouthed back.
"Woah, gettin sleepy." Spike swayed on his feet. As he began to fall,
Willow tried to get out of the way, but wasn't fast enough. Spike knocked
into Willow, sending her flying back onto the couch.
"A little help here?" Came Willow's muffled voice from underneath the
unconcious vampire.
Angel and Xander grabbed ahold of Spike's shoulders and tried to lift
him,
but unconcious Spike immediately grabbed for something to hang on to,
which
happened to be Willow's breast.
She let out a shriek and tried to get out from under him, but Angel
and
Xander let go of Spike's prone body before she could wiggle out and
he
dropped back on top of her. Willow glared at the two men, who were
laughing
their asses off on the floor.
"I guess you'll just have to stay like that, Wills." Xander said once
his
mirth died down.
"He obviously doesn't want to let go..." Angel's voice trailed off as
they
both started laughing again.
Willow groaned, this was going to be a long night.