GOOBERS (2/?)
"It can't be sold out" Anya whined, glaring at Xander's happy
expression.
"Guess it's old guns and explosions. Aw...shucks" Xander said,
exchanging a high five with Riley.
"We could always see the cartoon" Buffy said, grinning evily at Anya and
Willow.
Riley shook his head, "Please no. I can't deal with singing animated
characters. I'll have nightmares."
"You're kidding me" Spike scoffed. "What is it Farm Boy? Do you wet
yourself when you watched some Disney flick?"
Riley glared at him, casting the glare at Buffy when she snickered.
"Shut up."
"Actually, Blondie. You aren't too far off" Buffy said, exchanging a
knowing look with Willow who was also giggling.
Riley heard Willow's giggles and turned away. "You told her! I said that
was private."
"What is it?" Xander asked, hating being out of the loop.
"When he was six...he went to see Peter Pan and peed himself" Buffy said
between laughing.
Spike looked at the boy, "I was joking."
"Shut up....Captain Hook was scary. He was always saying such mean
things" Riley defended, his lower lip thrusting out in a pout. "I still
can't watch that movie."
Xander by this time was leaning against Anya, tears on his face as he
tried to gasp for breath. "You were scared of Peter Pan? Man oh
man...and THIS is Mr Macho Soldier Boy..."
"Bloody well pathetic" Spike said, turning away in digust. It wasn't bad
enough he had been caught by a bunch of silly nits, the leader was
scared of a cartoon pirate. Just his luck. He'd never live that one down
if the old gang heard about it. A fucking kid taking him down.
"Come on, Mr Macho Vampire" Willow said, knowing that they were pushing
Riley. She could see his ears blazing red as they all laughed. "Let's
get our tickets."
"Yeah...we have a movie to see" Xander said, remembering.
Buffy looked at Riley, "I sowwy. It was just too perfect..."
"Whatever" he murmered, rolling his eyes. They all now knew he most
embarrassing secret from childhood. It couldn't get much worse. He and
Buffy went to join Anya and Xander in line. He stood there, holding
Buffy's hand. He suddenly jumped, surprised when he Spike came up behind
him and screamed out, "Well, shiver me timbers. Pan's gotta die."
Riley glared at the smirking vampire and turned back around, giving
Buffy and the others a warning glance.
Spike looked at Willow. "I might have been wrong...not too pathetic if
I
can use it, eh luv?"
"Spike" Willow said, shaking her head at his youthful glee at having one
up on Riley, "Behave."
He cocked an eyebrow and smirked at her, "Always with you, pet..."
Willow ignored the heat that went through her at his promising words as
she purchased them two tickets to the movie. Damn incorrigible flirt.