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His undead heart was pounding as the adrenaline
pumped through his body.
He could hear her coming closer in his direction
and as she was almost upon
him from his hiding place in the bushes, he jumped
out, aiming straight at
her before pulling the trigger.
She screamed as he met his target and clutched
at her clothes were they
began to stain red.
"Goodbye Ms Bond," he said laughing mercilessly.
She glared at him, falling to the ground. Shakingly
she opened her shoulder
bag, clasping her hands desperately around her
own gun.
Triumphantly she pulled it from its depths and
aimed it at the man in front
of her.
"See you in hell," she smirked, pulling the trigger
to reveal a small bang
with a matching sign falling out of the gun.
"It'll have to be your own personal hell," he replied
through chokes of
laughter.
Staring at the gun in disbelief, she threw it at
him, catching his nose and
he growled in pain. As he clutched his nose she
clambered to her feet and
ran to the nearest building. Sinking to her feet
behind a collection of
boxes, she once again opened her shoulder bag
and drew out another gun
along with a small container. Loading the gun,
she pressed it to her lips,
tossed away the shoulder bag and jumped out of
the building.
"Goodnight Mr Bad-Ass Vampire," She shouted.
He swirled around, seeing the gun he grinned.
"Water can't hurt me, better luck next life."
"No, but holy water'll give a nice sting," she
replied aiming at him and
pulling the trigger.
He screamed as the water hit him and he fell to the ground.
"Willow, Spike! Stop fooling around," Buffy called,
from where the other
members of the Scooby Gang sat around the patio,
where Giles was fiddling
with the barbecue. "We're supposed to be relaxing,
not playing at Bond
movies."
Willow and Spike looked at Buffy, "Sorry," they
chorused before looking at
each other, sharing wicked looks and then turning
the guns on Buffy.
Buffy screamed as the water and paintballs hit
her, soaking her clothes and
covering her completely in red paint.
"You'll pay for this Mulder and Scully," She hissed,
taking off after the
two of them as they ran around the side of the
house into the night-filled
streets of Sunnydale.
"Mulder and Scully?" Xander echoed.
"Burger?" Asked Giles.