Sound Effects
Author: Midnight Girl
Rating: R
Summary: Been studying for a cultural diversity midterm all night and feel the need to play with your minds a little.
Dedication: To our beloved list-mum, Inell, whose fic inadvertently inspired this extremely short fic.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 

Giles opened the door to apartment and tossed his keys on the end-table.

"Hello?" he called. "Spike?"

No response. Odd, it was the middle of the day. It's not as if Spike can
just pop out to run errands.

"Ahh!"

Giles heard a grunt from his basement. His brows knit together. What the
hell? He heard a meaty smack, as if flesh was slapping flesh. He heard a
thump.

"What the hell?" he hissed.

"Is that the best you can do, Spike?" Willow's voice was breathless. "Come
on, give it to me."

"Auugh!" Giles heard Willow moan and cry out. Another slap. The sounds of
two bodies tumbling to the floor.

"Oh come on, pet, harder!" Spike grunted. "I know you can do better than
that! Put your back into it."

His jaw dropped.

"Willow!!" Giles shouted, practically tumbling down the stairs in his haste.

Spike looked over his shoulder at the red-faced, heaving Watcher. Willow
took advantage of it and socked him in the ribs. He doubled over.

"Bad form, pet," he wheezed. With great confusion, giles took in the scene
before him. Spike was shirtless and barefoot, in sweat pants. Willow was
wearing loose workout pants and a sports bra. Both were in fighting stance.
Or at least they were before Giles interupted and Willow sucker-punched
Spike.

"You never said anything about fighting fair," Willow shrugged.

"What exactly is going on here?" Giles asked.

"Oh," Willow chuckled. "Well, I asked Spike to show me a few fighting
pointers, I figured who better to teach how to defend myself against
vampires, than a vampire?"

"And she's not bad," Spike grinned. "Buffy better watch it or she'll be out
of a job."

"Oh, right, perfectly understandable," Giles nodded.

"Giles, what did you think was going on?" Willow laughed.

"Um, nothing," Giles stammered. He scrambled for the steps. "Carry on."

Spike winked at Willow. Giles slammed the basement door. Willow launched
herself at the blonde vamp, knocking him to the ground. She straddled his
hips and pinned his chest.

"Think he bought it?" she asked, nipping at his throat. He moaned, seizing
her mouth. His tongue darted between her lips as his finger snaked beneath
the binding material of her sports bra.

"I sure hope so," he grinned, caressing her breast. "Otherwise we're going
to have to find somewhere else to 'work out.'"

THE END

back