Pairing: W/S
Feedback: HONESTY *is* the best policy!
Disclaimer: MINE! MINE! MINE! *Returns from Fantasy Island* Joss is God! Joss owns all! *lucky bastard* Except the OC's
Season Spoilers: *snorts* Do I follow Seasons? But I would have to say 4/5 *Spike has that 'bloody' chip*
Rating: G
Distribution: FmNbLe (Fang's Fiction)
Summary: Um *shrugs* I'm not sure ... a birthday party?
Dedication to: Salice --> HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Authorette's Notes: Answer to Salice's Birthday Challenge. Hope you like :)
Challenge Requirements: Must Have:
Willow/Spike - Who else would i choose?
And fluffiness Someone's birthday - duh
pick two of the following: A starbucks coffee - I like Starbucks. Yum.
The Movie Sliding Doors
The Movie Ever After Me - ok, a bit egotistical, but, hey it's not
a must.
Joe Boxer - anything, doesn't matter
A Savage Garden CD
Amazon.com - don't ask, it just came to me.
* = Emphasis
{ = Thoughts
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~Part: 1~
"I am not."
"You are too."
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Am. Not."
"Are. Too."
"Why?"
"Because it's *her* birthday!"
"She's just another chit!"
"*She* is not. She's ... she's ... *HER!*"
"Pet, tha doesn't explain anything."
Willow shoved Spike up against the wall and clinched her teeth shut tight as she spoke. "You will go or I will turn you into a nasty little fly eating frog and then I will squash you because I. Don't. Like. Frogs. Do you *understand?* Or do I have to prove it to you?"
Spike looked at Willow and saw that she was serious. He gave her his trademark smirk. "Fine, luv. We'll go to the party, but, you're going to owe me ... *Big.* *Time.* Deal?"
Willow took a deep breath and backed away. "Fine. Just be nice. She means a lot to me. And I don't want this day ruined. I want it to be special, ok? Just please don't ruin this," she said grabbing her coat and walking out of the crypt.
{Wouldn't plan on it, luv} Spike grinned. {Besides. I've got a few surprises of my own}
~Part: 2~
They arrived at the party just in time. The guest of honor hadn't arrived yet, so Willow was happy. Buffy opened the door and gave Willow a hug. She heard yelling in the living room.
"Wha's going on in there?" she asked Buffy.
"Anya and Xander are fighting ... again."
Willow rolled her eyes. "Over wha *this* time?"
"Some movie. 'Ever After' I think."
"I love tha movie!" Willow squeeked as she walked into the living room. Spike followed, so did Buffy.
"Anya! We are *not* watching tha movie!"
"Yes we are."
"You've seen it fifty thousand times!"
"So? I like it. You masturbate tha often too and yet you say nothing."
Xander blushed under everyone's gaze. Spike smirked and knew that Xander was defeated. Xander groaned out loud as soon as he realized Spike's eyes were true. "Fine. We'll watch 'Ever After,'" Xander agreed.
"I knew you couldn't resist me," she smiled. Willow and Buffy laughed as Spike and Xander took a seat on the couch waiting the arrival of the birthday girl.
~Part: 3~
Willow and Buffy were starting to get jumpy. Every time the doorbell rang, they were expecting her to walk through the door. Yet, it never was. It was just the other guests.
"You did remember to tell her 7:30 p.m., right?" Willow asked one of the guests.
"Yes. She said she'd be here."
"Be just like you to forget."
"Hey! I take tha as an insult!"
"You should. It was one!"
"You little ..."
"LADIES!" Buffy screamed. "If you two don't stop, I swear you'll both leave.
"Haha. You two got in trouble ..." Myst said in a sing songy voice.
"Shut up!" Vamp and Nutmeg screamed at the same time.
"I don't *always* forget," Vamp defended. "Just have really bad memory."
Nutmeg snorted. "Like the time you forgot to perform the protection spell to keep her safe."
"I wasn't feeling good that night and you know it!"
"For Satan's sake will you two *please* stop bickering?"
"Sorry, Spike," both girls mumbled. Myst and Tare just laughed while each receiving a glare from the two girls.
Just as Vamp and Nutmeg were going to start fighting again, Emmy ran into the room and said tha she was coming up the pathway. Buffy hurried up and unlocked the door, turning out all her lights as she went to her hiding place. All the girls started giggling.
"Will you *please* move over?"
"You're on my arm!"
"Get off of me!"
Spike growled out. "If you chits don't stop the arguing, I swear to Satan I m going to hurt every last one of you! Now *behave!*"
Vamp, Celine, and Nut whispered 'sorry.' Myst just laughed as she noticed her walking through the door. "You think she'll be surprised?" she whispered to Tare and Emmy.
"Yeah. After all, you have one birthday being thrown this way," she giggled. Myst smiled.
~*~
"Hello? Anyone here?" she called out. "Come on, guys. Where are you? I walked all the way over here and now no one's here?" She heard nothing. Please? This isn't funny," she called out. "Fine. I'm going home now," and she headed for the door. She pulled on the door but it was locked. "Wha the hell? This isn't funny!" She screamed as she turned around.
She saw the living room light come on and heard music being played. She recognized the lyrics as it being one of her favorite songs, 'Truly, Madly, Deeply' by her favorite group, Savage Garden.
She stalked towards the living room and when she arrived, she heard a big scream from everyone she loved most:
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SALICE!!!!!!!"
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~The End~