Fun With Reading
by Northlight
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Willow looked at herself critically in the full length mirror in her parent's room. "This has got to be the dumbest thing I've ever done," Willow sighed. "I look like an idiot. He's going to laugh." She smoothed her hands over her leather pants before her hands fluttered up to her red silk shirt. The top buttons were undone, far, _far_, too many were undone in Willow's opinion. Her shirt gaped open enough to reveal a hint of her black lace bra. '_Black lace!_'
 

Cordelia had helped Willow pick out the outfit. Willow had briefly considered inviting Buffy on their shopping spree, but the Slayer was still a touch uneasy with the entire Willow and Spike and smoochies situation. Willow shuddered to contemplate the blonde's reaction to a Willow, Spike and seduction scenario. Not to mention, if she made an utter fool of herself, the fewer people who knew, the better.
 

The Demon's Mating Habit Book had been thoroughly examined by both Willow and Cordelia as they considered her outfit. They had meshed the information gathered from the book with what they had observed about vampires first-hand. The overall effect was to terrify Willow. It wasn't that she didn't trust Spike... she wasn't quite sure that she trusted herself. He was a 127 year old vampire and she was a high-school girl. He had experience. She had... done some reading. He had certain... needs. She still blushed when she thought about kissing him.
 

Willow cast a nervous glance at the face of her watch and squeaked. Too late to back out of this. Too late to change. 'Oh my. I think I'm really going to do this.' Willow momentarily wished that she was a drinker.
 

She was downstairs when Spike rang the bell. Willow smoothed at her hair, winced, and belatedly tried to fluff it back up. It was supposed to be a wild and unruly and, Willow squirmed at the thought, 'just been fucked' hairdo. Willow took a deep breath and flung open the door. 'Oh, this had better be Spike or I'm never showing my face again!'
 

It was Spike. His eyes widened and he blinked at her in silent amazement. Willow didn't give him time to find words. She grabbed the shirt, 'ooh, nice!' and pulled him towards her. It was an awkward movement, but Willow managed to kick the door shut as she drew Spike towards her. It threw her off balance, and consequently, Spike, and with a yelp from Willow, they were falling. He twisted and Willow found herself sprawled on top of the vampire as they hit the ground.
 

'What now? Damn you, brain! Work!' Willow's mind frantically scrabbled through the contents of the Demon Mating Habits book. 'Kissing? Biting? Oh, Goddess - I've got to bite him. Now? When? Eep!' Summoning all her waning courage, Willow lunged forward - and collided with Spike. Tears sprang to her eyes.
 

"Willow!" Spike's cool hands settled against her flaming cheeks. "What the hell are you doing?"
 

'I'm so bad at this that he doesn't even _know_?' Willow sniffled and shut her eyes. She drew upon what dignity she had left and awkwardly shifted off of Spike's still body. Tears were burning at her eyes, and Willow roughly wiped at them with the back of her hand. "I was trying to seduce you," she informed him as coolly as possible. Her hands jumped to her shirt, fumbling the top several buttons shut. "But never mind." A breath and she turned to him with a cheery, nothing-wrong-here smile. "Drink?"
 

He held out a bouquet of rather squashed looking flowers.
 

"Huh?" Willow managed.
 

Spike's grin was lazy and at ease. "I was planning on seducing you," he told her. "But you go right ahead, luv."
 

"Oh... I... I think I'm going to go lock myself in my room, now. Uh, nice seeing you again," Willow concluded lamely before making a dash towards the stairs. 'I bet nothing like this ever happens to Cordelia or Buffy. Maybe I'll just give up on the idea of sex altogether. That'll probably be safer for all concerned.'
 

"Willow!" Spike growled, and she was caught up and swung around in his arms. "I'm not making fun, pet. I've never been so serious in my life." His head bent, lip catching hers.
 

'Okay, wow. This is better,' Willow thought before she firmly told her mind to shut the heck up and enjoy.

***

Willow snuggled closer to Spike with a contented sigh, luxuriating in the feel of his cool body pressed against her warm one. "That's the last time I base a plan of action on _that_ book," Willow murmured.
 

"And what book would that be, pet?" Spike asked lazily, his voice dangerously close to sounding like a contented purr. His fingers lightly ran over the soft flesh of her hip until Willow shuddered and ground closer against him.
 

He could feel her cheeks warming as she answered. "The Demons Mating Habit book," she murmured, her voice colouring with slight embarrassment.
 

Spike rumbled in amusement. "Oh? And exactly what words of wisdom did that book have to offer?" he asked, grinning at the thought of Willow bent over some ancient text, diligently taking notes about what kind of practices vampires were into. His next thought came fast on the heels of the first: he wondered if she'd found anything... interesting. His grin widened.
 

"Nuh uh," Willow said. "I'm not trusting another word that book said. I don't think I'd ever been embarrassed quite so much in my life."
 

His fingers caught at a loose strand of Willow's hair, smoothing it back from her face. "I love _you_, Willow. I don't need some bloody book to make me happy."
 

Willow lifted her head to look at Spike. She grinned and flushed. "Good. Because I really wasn't looking forward to trying to buy the whip and restraints it suggested."
 

Spike choked.
 

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