Pairing: James/Alyson and Willow/Spike
Raiting: PG-13
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters the great Joss Whendon does. And i dont own Alyson Hanngian or James Marsters, they own them selves.
Spoilers: A little bit of season 4 spoilers
Summary: What if James and Alyson meat the real Willow and Spike
Author's note:
1. Alyson Hanngian and James Marsters are both single
2. Spike has a chip in his head but is staying at the manison and is helping the gang out.
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~Part: 1~
"And that is a cut for the day. You all can go home for the day." Joss said to his cast and crew, as he went to the editing room. Leaving a very tired Alyson Hanngian and James Marsters.
"Thank god I didn't know how many times I was going to keep saying the same line for the 12 time in a row" said Alyson.
"Well at least you didn't have to do the scene in a ton of vamp make-up on" said James. As he wiped the make-up off his face.
"Yea, well thank god for that. Hey, where did everybody go" asked Alyson.
"That's kind of odd" said James. "Hey Aly, do you hear that"
"Hear what"
"It sounds like chanting" said James.
"Oh, its probley Joss coming up with new lines for the script" said Alyson.
"It sounds like its coming from the camera room" said James. He began to walk over to the room.
"Hey, wait for me" said Alyson.
She ran towards James, as they got closer to the room the chanting got louder. When the wretched the handle on the knob they looked at each other, and noned. James began to push down the handle. Him and Aly looked in side there was a nothing there.
"See it was just are imaginations getting the best of us" said Alyson. As she stepped into the room.
"I guess" said James, following her into the room.
Just then the door slammed and Alyson screamed and Jumped into James's arms.
"Gosh, Aly if you wanted me that bad all you had to do was asked" said James laughing at her.
"Haha, that's so was not funny" said Alyson, trying to get out of his arms.
Just then the lights began to flicker and the chanting early began again.
"Okay what the heck is going on" said James.
Just then they both began to fall like they where falling out of the sky. Till they fell to the ground with a big thump.
"Oh my gosh Spike come quick" said Willow
"What is it Red" asked Spike?
"Look" she said pointing to James and Alyson.
Just then James and Alyson began to stir.
"Move back luv, who knows what they can be this is the Hellmouth" said Spike.
When the words left Spike mouth James and Alyson eyes poped open.
~Part: 2~
"What do you mean Hellmouth" asked James.
"Hey look Spike he looks like you" said Willow pointing at James.
"Well no wonder the chits can't keep there hands off me" said Spike with a smirk.
"Can you say ego much" said Willow rolling her eyes.
"Well she looks like you Red" Spike said pointing towards Alyson.
"Wait hold on where are we" asked James.
"Why mate your in good ol'e Sunnyhell home of the Hellmouth" said Spike with a girn as he dug into his pockets for his ciggrattes.
"What he means is your in Sunnydale" said Willow
"So what are you guys I know your not Vamps because your breathing our maybe your from another dimminson. Like this one time where evil skany vamp me came. She was always licking people, she told me that Angel was my puppy and that people where tide up that you could ride them like pony's" said Willow all in one breathe.
"Sorry I babble a lot" said Willow turning a very bright shade of red because ever body was looking at her.
"I don't know luv I think its kind of cute" said Spike smileimg at her while lighting his ciggeratte.
"Oh stop it..." but Willow was cut off short by Alyson.
"I know that episode that was called Doppelgangland I had to ware a leather corset and leather pants" said Alyson.
"Oh I rember that episode you looked hot in that episode Aly" said James with a huge grin on his face.
"James" said Alyson blushing,
"Look they both blush really red" said Spike pointing to them.
"Guys stop it" said Willow and Alyson at the same time
"Well any way what do you mean episode" asked Willow
"You know from off the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer I play Willow and James over there plays Spike" said Alyson.
"So your telling me the bloody Slayer has own bleeding show and you play Red and this guy over there plays me in the show" asked Spike.
"Yea" said James.
"Well I be color me blind" said Spike.
"We need to go and see Giles about this he well know what to do" said Willow
"Yea maybe he can find away to send us Home" said James.
So off they went to go and see the former watcher. But what they didn't see was a dark figure fowlloing them.
~Part: 3~
"Master they have arrived."
"Great soon my little Spikey will know he belongs to the weeping tree" said the insane vampire.
Mean while at the watchers flat...
"So let me get this straight you two are from another dimmison. Where you play characters on a T.V show called Buffy the Vampire Slayer. And you play Spike and you play Willow"asked the former watcher asking for the third time.
"YES, gosh watcher we've been telling you that for the past hour" said a very fursherated vampire.
"Giles, this is so cool I have my own T.V show" said Buffy who was so happy when she found out she has her own T.V show.
"So do me and Xander have lots of orgasms on the show" asked Anya
"Not really but you talk about it a lot"said Alyson.
"Giles I think we need to find away to send them back" said Willow.
"Why yes of course, I think we should research this"said Giles cleaning his glasses for the fourth time that night.
"Well I am going to go and ask around the demon bars to see if any one knows whats going on. Red do you want to come and keep me company" asked Spike.
"I-I-I guess"
"So like is it a famous show like really popular"asked Buffy stilled excited about having her own show. Didn't even notice Spike grabbing Willow's hand and going out the door.
"So Red what do you think about all this" asked Spike while lighting his ciggarate.
"I don't really know what to think of. I mean its kind of really cool
but kind of scare. Because people are like play us in a show. Makes you
wonder are we even really you know what I mean"asked Willow.
"Yea, I kind of know what you mean" said Sike staring off in
to space.
After an hour of walk-in around and asking demons and vamps, but they
knew
nothing. Just then two vamps came up towards them.
"You two need to come with us" said one vamp taking whole of Spike and another grabbed Willow. But Spike kicked it in stomach.While Willow was levtaing a tree branch of the ground and staked her vamp. Spike then got in one last kick in before he staked his.
"So luv what do you think that was all about".
"I have no clue we should prbley go back to Giles's house to see if they found anything"
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