Buffy the Vampire Slayer Quotes: Round 13

From the quotes below, pick your favorite. Vote for it
by selecting its number from the list in the box below.

[ Quote # 1 ]
Gachnar: I am the dark lord of nightmares. The bringer of terror! Tremble before me. Fear me!
Willow: He... he's so cute!
Gachnar: Tremble!
Xander: Who's the little fear demon? Come on, who's the little fear demon?
Giles: Don't taunt the fear demon.
Xander: Why, can he hurt me?
Giles: No. It's just... tacky.
Fear, Itself

[ Quote # 2 ]
Willow (about Xander's fake ID): I don't believe this is entirely on the up and up.
Xander: What gives it away?
Willow: Looking at it.
Beer Bad

[ Quote # 3 ]
Willow: I'm pregnant by my stepbrother who'd rather be with my best friend whose left me with no place to live. No food except this bottle of wild turkey which I drank all up.
[Xander looks confused.]
Willow: That was me being tanked and friendless for ya.
Xander: Gets my Oscar nod.
Beer Bad

[ Quote # 4 ]
Willow: And as my best friend you need to stop thinking about Parker. He's no good. There are men, better men, wherein the mind is stronger than the penis.
Xander: NOTHING CAN DEFEAT THE PENIS! Too loud, very unseemly...
Beer Bad

[ Quote # 5 ]
Buffy (after bumping into Riley): I'm so sorry.
Riley: That's okay, you know, but most people go around. I'm not saying you can't go through me, it's just that the other is much quicker.
Buffy: In my defense you do take up a lot of space.
Beer Bad

[ Quote # 6 ]
Frat Guy: Oh, no. I rudely interrupted and it sounds like the two of you were having quite the meeting of minds. Possibly debating the geopolitical ramifications of bioengineering. You got a take on that?
Xander: I've got beer. You want some beer?
Beer Bad

[ Quote # 7 ]
Buffy: Parker's problem with intimacy turns out to be that he can't get enough of it. And knew it. I knew what he was. If he were tied and gagged and left in a cave that vampires happen to frequent it wouldn't really be like I killed him, really.
Beer Bad

[ Quote # 8 ]
Buffy: I went to see Xander. Then I saw Parker. Then came beer.
Willow: And then group sex?
Buffy: Gutter face. No! Just lots and lots of beer. It's nice. Foamy. Comforting.
Beer Bad

[ Quote # 9 ]
Willow: Drowning your troubles over Parker. Mind frying man! He deserves a slow and torturous death by spiderbites. Well, for today we'll just have to throw spitballs at his neck in class.
Beer Bad

[ Quote # 10 ]
Buffy: Want beer. Like beer. Beer good.
Xander: Beer Bad. Bad, bad beer. What the hell am I saying? Buffy, go home and go to bed.
Beer Bad