An evil demon comes to Sunnyhell to hand our favourite slayer and vampire duo a severe case of schizophrenia.

Not really set in any season!

Rating: A

 

 

Split Personalities

By PassionFish

Time Line: Not set in any season, just assume Spike is chipped and helping…reluctantly.

· Prologue

"Brrr!!!!!" Buffy shivered loudly for the sixth time that night.

"You know what, Slayer? If you're that cold why don't we drop off at your house and you can change." Spike suggested a trifle too irritably to ring true. Buffy was dressed in a skimpy satin-type strappy top and a short leather mini-skirt; both of which clung far too faithfully to her curves. It was also the middle of November. They had been patrolling for nearly two hours and he wasn't sure if he could stand being with the Slayer for much longer without being able to touch her. She looked decidedly evil tonight, which made her appear even more delectable then usual.

"Touch-y! No need to bite my head off! I can't help it if you can't feel the cold."

"Maybe if you wore more clothes to begin with...” Spike cut off as Buffy glared at him then turned and started heading towards her house ahead of the Vampire.

Spike turned and groaned as he watched her walk away, her behind wriggling enticingly as she moved. With an overburdened sigh he followed her.

***

It was now three months since Glory had been defeated and the end of summer had brought about a resurgence of demons, though fortunately no apocalyptic- type threats. Joyce had been off her pain medication for two months now and Dawn had accepted that although she wasn't more than two years old she still had friends and family who loved her for being her. Things were finally appearing to return to a normal keel for the Summer's family.

For the Scooby Gang it was business as usual. Most of them. Giles had returned to England a month before with promises to return as often as possible.

Anya and Xander were busily planning a wedding, set for April. Two days ago Willow and Tara had put a deposit down for a flat and were preparing to move in next week. Spike had been accepted into the group after his heroic efforts in bringing the Hell Goddess down and Buffy had appeared a little healthier these past few weeks.

All seemed okay.

Which meant that a great pile of celestial shit was probably hanging over their heads, waiting to fall.

***

They heard it before they saw it.

Well, what they actually heard was gravestones being ripped out of the ground and slammed to the ground one by one.

Buffy and Spike shared a look as the pathway stretched out, stopping in front of them.

Then suddenly it appeared. A tear in reality as a figure, at least seven foot tall stepped out hidden in a long black cloak. It carried a long wooden staff in its unseen hand. The staff was made of two types of wood, dark and light, woven together until they met at the top where they supported an orb of swirling light. Its feet collided with the gravestone path, emitting a sharp sound.

"Talk about making an entrance!" Buffy murmured to Spike as they watched, both in immediately adopted fighting positions, as the creature clicked its way towards them.

"Overrated!" Spike waved an arm in front of him. "Just a crappy parlour trick. I knew this bloke who made this potion that made it look like you appeared in front of your enemy cube by cube."

Buffy turned her head to him, surprised. "Like in that film we saw last night?"

"Yeah. Except he appeared from the ground up. But that was what the exit looked like." Spike explained, referring to the film - < THE CUBE >.

"Uh hmmm!" The thing cleared its throat and they looked at it as it stopped in front of them. "If you're quite finished?"

"Hey! A polite demon! Now there’s something you don't see everyday." Buffy quipped as she shot out with a right side kick as Spike simultaneously kicked with his left.

The creature raised it's staff, muttered a few words in Latin and a jet of white and black light soared from the orb slamming into the Slayer and Vampire before their kicks had time to connect. The blast lifted them both into the air and the demon watched, satisfied, as the Vampire and Slayer began to separate forming two identical pairs.

He brought his hands together, watching as the Slayer and Vampire pairs followed the same movement whilst being suspended high in the air. Then, he threw his hands apart watching as one Slayer and Vampire flew to one end of town and the other pair flew to another.

As they separated, a small metallic computer chip fell to the soft grass below, unheeded.

Satisfied, he walked back to the portal opening, gravestones flying back to their original resting place as he walked over them. With a grin, unseen due to the long hooded-cape, he climbed back into the portal and it disappeared.

***

At one side of town, the Slayer stood up slowly eyeing the Vampire across from her spectively as he did the same.

The Slayer reached into the waistband of her tight skirt and retrieved one of four stakes left on her person.

The Vampire growled.

***

At another side of town, Buffy raised her head with a groan and slowly opened her eyes. With a sharp gasp she scurried away on her bottom back towards the wall, far away from the man who still knelt by where she had lain.

"Don't be frightened. I mean you no harm." The man spoke softly in a cultured English accent. He looked about as scared as she felt and Buffy felt herself relax.

"Where am I?" She whispered.

"I'm not all that certain. I just woke up myself." He looked around the back alley. "Though I think we should move. This place does not seem altogether safe." He offered her a hand.

Buffy took it warily and with his help, stood. "What’s your name?"

"William. Will." He looked at her gently, still holding her hand. "What’s yours?"

"Elizabeth. Buffy."

***

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· Chapter One

"Do you know this place?" Will asked Buffy as they walked around the deserted streets.

"No." She shivered.

He glanced at her. "Are you cold?"

She looked up at him shyly and nodded. "Here." Will removed the long leather duster and draped it around her shoulders. Buffy clung to it and smiled up at him.

"Thanks."

He smiled back and they continued walking. Up ahead a neon sign flash the word <Motel> at them. Will cleared his throat. "Do you have any money?"

"I'm not sure." Buffy replied truthfully. And patted herself for pockets. She found none in her clothes and bent down to check her boots. She removed a twenty-dollar bill. "All I have is this." She held it up.

"Check the coat." Will instructed as he rummaged through his pockets. He pulled out a thick wallet and opened it to view a large bundle of cash.

"Wow!" Buffy murmured.

"I think we would be safer if we stopped here for the night." Will suggested.

"Okay." Buffy said meekly.

***

The Slayer and Vampire circled each other, looking for weak spots; an opening to battle. The Vampire growled, his eyes flashing yellow. The Slayer snarled back, the sound animalistic as she gripped the stake tighter.

Then as one they attacked. Each blocked the others sidekick aimed for their head. The Vampire lashed out with his fist, the Slayer ducking as she punched him in the stomach. The Vampire grunted in pain but didn't stagger, instead bringing his knee up to slam it in the Slayer's face.

She fell back a bit, immediately returning with a swift roundhouse kick causing his head to snap back with the force of the blow. He growled, back handing the Slayer so that she slammed forward onto a nearby dustbin. The Vampire came up behind her, grabbing a fist full of her hair as he yanked her head back to access her neck. Her leg came up, kicking him hard in the back, forcing him to let her go as he staggered back with the pain.

***

"Only one room? Are you sure?" Buffy asked the sickly-looking man behind the desk.

"Afraid so, miss. We're all booked up for a wedding tomorrow'"

"How many beds are there?"

"Just one double. But for $10 I can bring you a third." The man offered.

Buffy looked up at Will. "Would that be okay?"

"Of course. Thank you, we'll take it." The man accepted the payment as he nodded and grabbed two sets of keys from behind him.

He led them down past fifteen rooms before finally stopping in front of one that declared itself to be 226. He opened the door and switched on the light. "Here ya go, I'll be back with your bed."

Buffy walked into the room and looked around. It was a pleasant enough room. It had a dresser with a TV on top opposite the large double bed, which had two bedside tables either side. Each with a small lamp. There was a door open next to the far window at the back, which led to what presumably must have been the bathroom.

The man entered with the camping bed just as Buffy had finished her perusal of the room and both she and Will watched as he set it up. When he left Will shut the door and flicked the latch.

Buffy looked at him uncertainly. He smiled gently, "You may use the bathroom first, if you prefer?"

She relaxed a bit and smiled back, "Thanks."

***

With a small battle cry the Slayer balled up her fist and slammed it into the Vampires face as he was trying to recover from her previous attack. His head turned with the blow and he grunted in pain. He recovered quickly, blocking her next punch before levelling three of his own to her face. The last one connected with her cheekbone, breaking the skin slightly.

The scent of blood filled the air and the Vampire growled ferally. The Slayer growled back, spinning round as she executed a kick that sent him flying to the other end of the alley.

***

Buffy sighed and wiped her face off with the clean flannel hanging near the sink. She collected her things before ensuring the voluminous robe was wrapped tightly around her. Switching off the light, she left the bathroom just as Will had finished making the third bed.

He smiled at her and she smiled back. "Your go."

"Thank you. The bed, of course, is yours."

"Hey, that’s okay-"

"No. Really, it is only proper." William smiled again before moving to the bathroom.

Buffy sighed once more and dumped her stuff on the dresser, retracting one of the pointy wooden things she'd found on her person. The end looked quite sharp. "Better to be safe...” She muttered to herself, before she grabbed the remote and sat back against the pillows of the double bed and began to channel hop.

***

The Vampire raised his head and growled, still in his crouched position. His eyes flashed amber as he flew up; pouncing on her like a tiger would his prey. She snarled at him, the two rolling over as they wrestled for dominance. Finally, they came to a standstill - or a lie-still - with the Vampire on the top. His coat was caught under the Slayer, keeping them wrapped tightly together.

The Slayer glared up at him, her eyes flashing as she struggled underneath him. The Vampire growled, squeezing her wrists harder, feeling her bones begin to bend. She lashed out with her legs, bucking her hips up to try to throw him off. And connected with something very hard.

Suddenly, they were both still.

The Slayer met his eyes and recognised the intensity in them that mirrored her own eyes. Her mouth pared, and her tongue slipped out, wetting her dry lips. She watched as his eyes dipped to her lips and felt his growl reverberate through her whole body. Very slowly, she raised her hips, rubbing them in a single circular motion against his erection.

The Vampire growled lustfully, his mouth smashing down on hers. The Slayer moaned, hooking her legs up and around the back of his thighs as he ground himself down into her crotch.

***

Buffy looked up from the television as the bathroom door opened. She smiled shyly at William as he exited the room, switching off the light, dressed in a similar bathrobe to her own. He returned her smile, silently placing his very properly folded clothes next to hers on the chest of draws.

Buffy turned the sound down low and watched as she turned down the camper bed at the other end of the room. Will pushed up one of his pillows and turned, moving to sit down in the middle of the bed so that he faced Buffy.

Without warning the bed folded in, a small yelp being emitted from the Englishman as he was squashed between the two halves.

"Oh my God!" Buffy jumped out of bed, rushing over to him and crouching down in front of him. "Will, are you okay?"

"Umm, yes. Thank you."

Whether it was the relief that it he wasn't injured, the humour of his current position or the utter proper ness of his response that sent the blonde woman into fits of hysterical laughter, Buffy wasn't sure.

However, she toppled over on to her side, clutching her stomach. William looked down at her, aghast. Then, slowly, his lips started to twitch; he smiled, and then laughed. Soon, he was joining her in her humour. Their laughter escalated when he tried to get out and was unable to do so, instead appearing to waddle around like a big duck.

· Chapter Two

The Vampire awoke an hour or so before sunrise. His senses went on immediate alert. Scooping the naked Slayer off his chest he placed her on the leather duster before pulling on the only item of clothing that hadn't been destroyed by the shredding Slayer - thankfully, his jeans. He lifted her up and sniffed the air. Somewhere, not too far away, he smelt a familiar scent.

His own.

He began moving toward it at a fast pace, wanting to beat the sun. The Slayer awoke with the jalting his long strides caused. With a cry, she kicked out. The Vampire lost his footing slightly and stumbled. With a growl, he held her out in front of him and shook her hard.

The Slayer stared at him. Before slowly curving back into him as he continued to walk.

It wasn't long until they reached the graveyard that Spike's crypt was situated. It was the first thing the Vampire saw and as the sun began to rise he pulsed an extra burst of inhuman speed towards it, slamming the door behind him.

Once inside he put the Slayer down and looked around. There was a trap door on the floor next to a sarcophagus. With a grunt at the Slayer he grabbed her hand pulling her towards it. He lifted it and stared down the stairs into the gloom. There was a light.

The Vampire climbed down, shirtless and slightly grubby, growling at any possible threat. When he found none he moved to let the Slayer pass. The Vampire stayed by the trapdoor while the Slayer prowled around the room. She picked up a lighter near a candle and began playing with it, squawking when it suddenly lit.

The Vampire growled, knocking it from her hands and they both stared at it on the floor. The Slayer scowled at it then moved away to explore the rest of the room. She next found the bed and looked at it strangely.

She poked her finger into it, surprised at the texture. She took a fistful of the mattress and squeezed. Then, she opened out her hand and ran her fingertips across the silk sheets. Tentatively, she sat down. When it didn't move she sighed slightly in relief and shrugged the duster from her naked body and let it fall to the bed.

The Vampire's low rumble echoed around the room and the Slayer looked up at him sharply. A split second later she was tackled back down onto the bed.

***

Buffy awoke feeling refreshed. She hadn't laughed like that in months. At least she didn't think so. Was she remembering something? The thought left her mind as William entered the room washed, dressed and carrying breakfast.

"I thought you might be hungry." He put the various foods down on the table next to the bed before picking up one of the croissants he'd purchased from the Deli down the street. With a sigh he sat down in the near-by chair and took a bite. A myriad of flavours filled his mouth and he gave a little groan, "Gods, I feel as though this is the first meal I've had in years."

"I had that feeling earlier." Buffy confessed. "But about laughter."

There was a pause.

"Once you're dressed I feel we should look around the town. Maybe something will jog our memories as to why we are here. The room is booked for another night." He added as an after thought.

"Okay."

***

The Slayer collapsed onto the Vampire's chest with a small satisfied sigh. Suddenly her stomach grumbled. The Vampire growled lightly back.

Yellow eyes met green orbs, a hint of laughter in them both.

The Slayer hoisted herself off the Vampire, slapping lightly at his hands as they tried to restrain her. She got off the bed and prowled around the room once more. She came to a stop in front of the fridge and crouched down in front of it before opening it.

She looked inside with a small frown on her face. There were packets of deep red liquid on the top shelf, a mug filled with the unknown liquid on the second and two packets of chips and a small tub of hot wings on the third.

The Slayer reached out to take the mug and held it in front of her. She stared into it, her frown deepening. She lifted her other hand and dipped a finger into it, coating it with the thick substance. Slowly she sniffed it then moved it to her mouth. Her tongue darted out to lick the substance.

The Slayer made a face, thrusting the mug back into the fridge.

"Ugh!" She spat to the side, her teeth scraping her tongue as she flicked it in and out of her mouth; trying to remove the taste of blood from her mouth.

With a grimace she picked up one of the packets from the top shelf and threw it to the Vampire, who still lounged on the bed behind her. She turned her attention to the third shelf. She grabbed the tub of chicken, instantly recognising the scent, and looked quizzically at the packet of chips. With a small shrug she grabbed it as well and shut the fridge.

Naked, the Slayer made her way back to the bed, food in hand. She sat down, briefly glancing at the slowly feeding Vampire before jabbing her hand through the cellophane covering the chicken, picking up a piece. She gnawed her way to the bone before tossing it aside, reaching for another.

After her third she turned her attention to the chips. She frowned down at the packet, prodding it, hearing it crunch. Eventually she just gave up and ripped the bag apart, allowing chips to spray all over the bed.

She reached for one, tasting it experimentally, before happily moaning at the good taste.

***

"What can you remember?" Buffy asked, her hand entwined with William's as the walked the shop ladened streets of sunny old Sunnydale.

"About before the alley?" Will asked, crossing them to the shade, away from the hot sun.

"Yeah. Can you remember your life, your family? Your commitments?" Buffy added as an afterthought, indicating their interlaced fingers.

Will squeezed her hand, "I'm sure I would remember anything of that sort. Well, if not remember at least have some inkling of it."

Buffy nodded, but stayed silent allowing him to continue. "But, no, pet, not really. You?"

"No." She shook her head. "None of this looks familiar." Buffy indicated the streets around them as they turned a corner, an outside cafe in front of them.

"But I feel safe with you." Buffy whispered, almost inaudibly as she looked down at the ground.

"You are safe with me, love." William smiled down at her, slowly bringing up their entwined hands, pressing a light kiss to the back of her hand.

Buffy looked up and blushed, "Maybe we knew each other before?"

"It would explain why we were together. I think only the two of us have lost our memory though - no-one else seems confused or..."

"BUFFY!"

William's sentence was cut off as the male shout entered their conversation.

"Buffy where the hell have you been, everyone’s been worried and what the hell is dead boy junior doing here in the day? And..." Xander's tirade seemed to go on forever!

Eventually he reached out, to take her to Giles and raised his eyebrows when Buffy cowered into William's embrace, the leather-clad.

"What the hell..."

"That is ENOUGH!" Will practically growled at Xander. "I have no idea who you are, but would you kindly explain how you know us."

"Giles much." Xander muttered, then frowned. "You don't know who I am? Is this some kind of sick game? 'Cause I tell you now, it's not funny!"

"Its not a game." Will clarified.

"Who's Giles?" Buffy spoke for the first time, in a meek voice that had Xander's eyebrows practically hitting the roof and William's protective arms holding her tighter against him.

***

"Please, won't you sit down?" Giles asked kindly for the fifth time since their arrival ten minutes ago, his request finally being heard.

"Pet?" Buffy looked up at Will and when he nodded reassuringly she moved with him to the small bench-like chair far away from the others.

"So, you don't remember anything?" Willow asked.

Buffy shook her head mutely while Will answered a negative. The blonde girl took a deep breath, looking around the sea of unknown faces as she held tightly to his hand.

"We woke up in an alley. We got a room at the...um...” She looked at Will for help.

"Clifford Motel."

"Ah, yes. I know it." Giles murmured, having stayed there while he was waiting for his house to be vacated when he first moved to Sunnydale. That time seemed very long ago.

"Well, that was about five minutes walk if that helps."

"You shared a room?" Xander asked sharply.

"Xander!" Giles and Willow reprimanded as Buffy and Will blushed a little.

"There was only one left." Will said quietly.

"Have you fed?" Anya suddenly asked Will.

"Uh, yes, thank you."

"Who?"

"Whatever do you mean?" Will asked.

"We had croissants for breakfast." Buffy gave Will a tender smile. "Will got them in the morning."

"You went out? In the sun?" Willow asked, frowning.

"Well, yes..."

"And ate human food? You're not...uh, hungry?" Giles asked, adding his frown to Willow's.

"No, I only ate a couple of hours ago."

"Why do care what he ate?" Buffy asked, her voice a little more sure.

Giles picked up a large cross and handed it to Will. "C-c-could you take this a moment."

"Of course." Will took it and held it without the slightest discomfort.

"Oh dear god!"

***

A few hours later found Xander, Anya and Tara researching into the amnesia and Spike's sudden human-ness. Giles was questioning Will, the same questions that got nowhere, while testing out his responses.

Willow looked over at Buffy, who looked sort of lost without William with her. "Are you okay, Buffy?"

"Um...yeah...I think so." She looked over at the books on the table. "Are these...magic books?"

"Well, uh, yeah, some of them." The witch answered awkwardly.

"Oh, okay." There was a pregnant pause. Then the Slayer asked in a whisper. "Do you have any other clothes I could change into? Will gave me his coat, but I kinda feel naked like this, plus - I'm cold."

"Oh! Of course, I should have thought of that. You have some clothes you leave here for after training."

"Training? For what? Cheerleading?"

"Um, no." Willow left it, not sure how much she should tell her. Instead she announced to the room, "I'm just gonna take Buffy to change."

Will looked up worriedly, "Okay, love?"

Buffy nodded and smiled reassuringly, "I'll just be a minute."

***

Dressed in a loose pair of cream muslin trousers and a black tank top Buffy emerged back into the training room. There was a slight draft from the open windows that breezed through her loose hair.

She stood in the middle of the large room and closed her eyes, allowing a calm to rush through her.

"Are you okay, pet?"

Buffy opened her eyes and smiled at Will as he came down the stairs to her. "Yeah, I guess. Its just the clothes in that locker were exactly my size. And there was other stuff in there, like deodorant and shampoo, you know what? Its exactly the same brand as the ones I chose this morning."

"Well, that’s good, love. Hopefully, being around people who know us will help us retrieve our memories. I noticed a picture in the shop of you the red head and that obnoxious brat who screeched at us in the street."

Buffy giggled, "Yeah, he really doesn't like you!"

Will chuckled and held out his hand. She took it and together they entered the shop.

***

The Slayer looked over at the Vampire next to her and slowly edged out of the bed. She was cold. With a shiver and a small grunt of displeasure she began rummaging through the chest of draws at the end of the bed.

Leaving the numerous black t-shirts, red shirts, black jeans and black boxers she came to the bottom draw, an eye brown rising at the picture next to female clothing. She lifted a hand to her face, smoothing her fingers over the contours of her skin, and then dropped her hand to the picture, rubbing her thumb across the glass.

She gently placed the picture next to her, suddenly becoming re-aware of how hard the floor was and cold she was. She pulled open the next draw, staring at the two tight tops, a jumper, a small leather skirt and various scraps of underwear.

Quickly slipping the light blue jumper over her head she closed the top draw and grabbed a pair of black boxer shorts. She shimmied into them before reclaiming the picture and moving back to the bed.

As soon as the Slayer had got within grabbing distance, the Vampires arms shot out, hauling her roughly to the bed.

***

A/N I’m not really up on <Angel> so if my time lines a bit out in relation to the characters and their relationships just bare with me and with hold your sense of disbelief!

Thanks everyone for you reviews - I've loved getting them and they helped spur me on in getting the next chapter out!

· Chapter Three

Night had once again fallen and four of the Scoobies were perusing through the delights that Sunnydale's cemeteries had to offer.

"I don't like it. For all we know that's not even Buffy, just some demon pretending to be her." Xander continued to grumble as they walked.

"And the real Buffy could be out there somewhere...lying in a ditch.... I mean dead, did everyone get that?" Anya asked as they all stared at her.

"Um, yeah, we got it Ahn." Xander murmured, slightly red-faced by his girlfriend’s bluntness.

"God, I was only saying." Anya added, unhappily. The group didn't seem to really notice.

"Maybe we should call Angel."

"What?!" The zeppo exclaimed.

"Why?" Giles asked, frowning at the witch

"I mean, we've been looking all day for something that could have regressed Buffy and Spike back to their original state. We ruled out that splitty demon 'coz Buffy killed the last one of their kind, last year. Maybe Angel or Wesley knows of a half breed or something?"

The watcher smiled down at Willow, "As much as I hate the thought of having to deal with that pompous ass again, that is a superb idea Willow."

The group walked on.

A beat.

"Could that have sounded any more pompous?" Giles asked.

"No." Came the collective reply and on they continued.

---

"S-s-so are y-you guys, h-hungry?" Tara began then answered herself. "N-no, o-of course not, y-you j-just ate. I mean, the pizza was good right?"

Buffy smiled reassuringly at the witch while William answered, "I have never tasted something quite so delicious. I thank you for all the trouble you went to."

"Oh, n-no trouble. The numbers on speed-dile 7."

"Um, might I trouble you for a explanation of that....tel-o-phone?" Will asked, saying the word in breaks.

"Uh, yeah s-sure. It's like a machine that allows people to talk...even if they're not in the same house, o-or the same town or country."

"You mean to say that I could talk to England from here?" Will asked, incredulous.

"Yeah, oh is there someone you wanted to ring?!" Tara asked, moving to fetch the portable phone. "Oh, wait, they'd all be dead."

"What do you mean by that? Will asked sharply, standing up.

"I-I'm sorry, it’s kinda hard to explain, I-I-I mean you'll understand as soon as we get your memories back. I'm s-sorry." Tara stuttered helplessly.

"It's okay." Buffy spoke up, standing up herself. "I can be a little scary...and frustrating...that’s all."

"I know, I'm sorry, but don't worry, Willow's an excellent witch and-"

"A WITCH!!!" Buffy and Will exclaimed

"Whoops?"

---

"Okay, Giles...yeah, sure.... We were due a trip anyway.... okay, see you tomorrow."

Angel hung up the phone and turned to 'the LA gang'.

"Looks, like we're going home."

---

"Wait, please!" Tara's cry halted the freaked out pair.

"Witch-craft is an aberration of the lords commands, you would be hanged!" Will exclaimed, wide eyes and shocked to the core.

"What he said! Oh, my god you guys are freaks! How do you know us?" Buffy demanded.

"We're your friends. Please, just sit down and I'll explain...b-but please d-don't go."

Will and Buffy looked at each other. When Buffy nodded, Will acquiesced and both sat back down.

"Willow and me are witches, look." Will's chair toppled over as a small, pink-leaved flower grew from the centre of Tara's hand, and he grabbed Buffy pulling her back.

"NO! W-wait! We're good witches, we fight bad guys. You help." They stopped at her last sentence.

"We help?" Will asked.

"Well really 'we' help 'you'! We're like the brains, you're the muscle."

"I resent that." Will muttered. "I'm a poet, a scholar, not some uneducated ruffian."

"I'm a muscle? I don't feel very strong. Are you sure it's not the other way around...but I'm not all that clever either...maybe I go for snacks?" Buffy suggested, shrugging her shoulders.

Tara smiled softly, "Xander does that."

"Now that I believe." William murmured. The other two girls heard him, and smiled.

"I-I'm sorry. I didn't mean to s-scare you."

The pair looked at each other again and Buffy turned to face Tara, "Don't worry, I believe you, like I said - memory loss equals scary."

"Yes, please don't trouble yourself, it is simply this unfortunate ailment that causes us grief." Will agreed and the three sat back down to finish their pizza.

---

"Um, guys?"

The whole group turned to Buffy, believing for a moment that it was 'their' Buffy until she continued.

"Do you think we could go home? Wherever that is, it’s just its like 12am and I'm really tired and I've just realised I have no-where to sleep."

"Sure Buffy, you can come with us-oh, Joyce!" Willow blurted.

"What?"

Willow turned to the group. "Joyce and Dawn went up to visit her sister in Colorado remember, that means Buffy's house is free. They can go there."

"I'm not leaving her alone with that thing again!" Xander blurted out, finally voicing his feelings. He had been quiet all evening but THIS was too much.

"If you think for one second that I would-" Will bristled at the implication, his nineteenth century middle-class morals instantly offended.

"Don't pull that upper-cut-British routine with me, buddy, it won't work"

"I resent the implication that I-"

"Yeah right!" Xander interrupted again.

"Xander!" Willow hissed.

"Look at him. Its SPIKE no matter what mojo's been done to him it's still the same OLD SPIKE!!!"

"HEY!" The whole group turned to the furious petite blonde, a-gasp. "Look, we've been majorly acceptive of you guys and the whole memory loos thing. And as far as Will is concerned, he's been nothing but a gentleman and I don't know where you get off on acting like that towards him but it's gonna stop now. If not, we'll just find our memories on our own." She looked over at Will whose glare dissolved into a smiled, and nodded his support.

"Please, Buffy, Xander's sorry, right? Xander?" Willow glared at the dark-haired twenty something.

Xander winced as Anya kicked him in the shins. "Hey! Yeah...okay, sorry, whatever."

"Come on, Buffy, Sp-uh, Will. I'll drive you both home."

"I'll come too, Giles." Willow said before turning to her girlfriend, "Wanna come with or are you tired?"

"I feel kinda tired actually - 36 hours of no sleep is not as fun as it sounds."

"Okay, sweetie, I'll see you at home." Willow gave her girlfriend a quick kiss.

"What on earth is that?" Will looked ready to shit a brick.

"You guys are gay?" Buffy's eyebrows rose.

"I'll explain in the car."

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"For the love of God, Cordy, why the hell do you need us to stop for the third time on a two hour trip?" Angel groused as he pulled the car into the third station.

"Not all of us only have organs for show, brood-boy." Cordelia replied without looking at the Vampire as she, Gunn and Fred exited the car in search of bathrooms, food and drink. Wesley had opted to stay closer to his resources with the promise that if anything major turned up either on the LA front or Sunnydale situation he'd contact them.

"We'll just be a minute, Angel." Fred said as she and Gunn parted, the other man's arm draped heavily around her slim shoulders.

"Yeah, right." Angel sighed, resting his head on the steering wheel. He wasn't looking forward to seeing Buffy again. Every time just hurt even more and he didn't want to put himself through that again.

They'd booked into a motel just inside Sunnydale's boundaries. Although he'd told Giles he'd see him tomorrow, he wanted to see Buffy tonight. To make sure she was okay with his coming. Well, as okay as she was ever gonna be. Giles hadn't told him what had happened; only that their assistance may be required and Buffy was fine.

God he hoped this visit wasn't gonna be as hellish as the last one.

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A/N Sorry no mention of vamp and Slayer - they're in the next chapter!

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· Chapter Four

The Vampire awoke, his eyes opening with cat-like grace as the amber orbs instantly became acquainted with the pitch-black darkness of the crypt.

He was hungry. Again.

The instinct to bury his fangs in the warm body lying on top of his, and drink until she was dry was nearly overwhelming. But something held him back. His eyes drifted to the bite mark on her neck. He had claimed her. Why?

He didn't even know why.

He carefully lifted her off him, silently moving from the bed. He glanced back at the Slayer, who shivered in the icy coldness of the crypt. Thick, soft covers lay, bunched at the bottom of the bed. Instinctively, he moved to protect her from the cold, pulling the covers over her naked body.

She smiled and sighed, snuggling down in to the quilts. He heard her breathing deepen further as she fell into an exhausted sleep.

The Vampire growled softly, he was still hungry.

Grabbing one of the clean sets of clothes the Slayer had unearthed earlier, he quickly threw them on, stalking out into the darkness as the call of the bloodlust over came his senses.

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William watched, still a little dazed as Giles and Willow proceeded to show them where everything was in the house. Buffy had said she felt safe here, that the house made her feel safe. He was still a little shocked over the red haired witch's revelation. First, witch craft, now homosexuality, what was next, he wondered.

He numbly followed Giles as he showed him to the spare bedroom, leaving Willow and Buffy to go to what was apparently 'her' bedroom.

"Wow." Buffy murmured, as she looked around the room her gaze drawn to the numerous pictures of herself and one of the group she'd met. She frowned, "Why aren't there any of Will?"

"Huh, who? Oh, you mean Spike! Oh...OH! He...uh, doesn't like having his picture taken." Willow blurted.

"Really? Yeah, he does seem kinda shy at times. Weird, don't you think? Because he's kinda...you-know."

"What?"

Buffy smiled, suddenly feeling at complete ease with this girl, she giggled, "He's kinda sexy, don't you think? I mean take off those glasses and we're talking major hottie, right?"

Buffy looked thoughtful, "Though with the glasses he's sweet, cute, ya know?"

When Willow only looked at her, mouth a-gape, "Oh...right, you're gay - guess you don't see the goodness."

"No-no! I do, it's just a bit weird to hear you say it." Willow smirked at her friend, so different yet completely the same, "Just never thought you'd admit it."

Both girls giggled, each for their own thoughts, both resolving around the blonde in the room across the hall.

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The Slayer awoke, frowning as she reached out beside her and felt nothing but air. She shot up in bed, to find herself completely alone.

Something wasn't good or right about that situation.

She hurried to dress until she came across her re-ripped finds. Regarding the jumper ruefully she slipped into the short leather skirt and one of the tops. On automatic, a stake was tucked into her waistband, one slid under her top.

Shaking out her sleep-curled hair she left the crypt, allowing the door to slam shut behind her.

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"I don't get how they all can be so-"

"AAAAAHHHH!"

Xander regarded his girlfriend in complete shock as she suddenly screamed.

"For the love of ORGASMS Xander! I don't think I can take another hour of this! SHUT UP!"

"Uh...Anya?"

"Are you gonna be like this all night, 'coz if so you can sleep on the couch orgasms be damned!" The ex-demon huffed, tapping her foot as she waited for him to answer.

"Okay, shutting up now."

"Good! There is a god"

A few moments of silence passed as they entered the graveyard - a short cut to their home.

"It's just-"

"AAAHHHH!!!!"

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"A key for Cordelia, a key for Angel and a key for us - all in the sense of saving money, of course." Fred giggled at her own joke and Gunn squeezed her shoulder lovingly as Cordy rolled her eyes then looked over at Angel who had a distant look in his eyes.

"Angel? Angel?"

"Huh? Oh, yeah Cordy?" Angel blinked, looking over at the ex-cheerleader.

"You okay? You look kinda spacey."

"Yeah, no I'm fine - just tired it's late. Night guys." Without a word he turned and entered his room, gently closing and locking the door behind him.

"Do you think he knows he's a Vampire?" Gunn asked in relation to his bullshit answer.

"I think its Buffy." Cordelia murmured unhappily.

"Oh."

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The Slayer could sense them. About four she figured. Two behind the tomb in front and one behind the tree that was a couple of paces from her. The forth she reckoned was about four hundred yards to the right. She couldn't see any of them but she could sense them.

She took a deep breath and smiled as a sense of calm-before-a-storm settled over her. With a ridiculously springy jump she sprang over the tree.

"BAH!" She 'boo-ed' the Vampire who screamed, with a laugh she staked him in a milli-second. She turned to face the other two. One looked like a fledgling - you could tell by the major lack of ridges. The other however looked old - not as old as 'her' Vampire but old nevertheless.

They exchanged smirks, "Hello Slayer, come to die?"

The Slayer grinned evilly at them, letting the stake in her hand fly quicker than sight to embed itself in the youngest chest. With an agonized scream he exploded. Her view moved to the older one, but he was gone.

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Buffy closed the door behind the watcher and witch about half an hour later. It was nearly one in the morning but suddenly she was famished.

She was moving slowly to the kitchen when she heard Will yelp and curse.

"Will?" She rushed to the kitchen.

"Are you okay?" She asked, regarding the man who held his hand under a tap of fast ploughing water.

"What is that contraption?"

She followed his angry glare to the cooker. "What? Oh, the cooker."

"I pressed that button and whoosh, fire exploded from it's top."

Buffy smiled, endeared rather than freaked by his strange reactions to modern technology. "Don't worry about it. Hey, you hungry?"

"Uh....” His stomach rumbled and they both laughed. "Yes."

"Lets she what we have here....” Buffy opened the fridge. "Icky stuffy, icky stuff, icky stuff...” Buffy pushed the vegetables aside and Will smiled. "Yay, score!" She turned to face him. "Chinese and pizza. What d'ya want?"

"Which do you prefer?" Will asked instead.

"I kinda want both." Buffy admitted sheepishly, "But we'll share right?"

"Of course." He touched the pizza as Buffy turned to get plates. "But it is cold, how do we heat it? That fire will take to long or burn it entirely!" Will indicated the now hated-stove.

"Ahhh!" Buffy smiled. "Here enter the wonder that is the microwave!"

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Angel turned over, staring at the chipped paint of the motel ceiling without really seeing it.

He was listening - Cordy was almost asleep in the next room. Unfortunately he could hear how 'not' asleep Gunn and Fred were but he doubted they would notice him.

At the first soft snore from the brunette, the Vampire rose from the bed, habitually sliding on his coat as he silently slipped from the room and out into the crisp night.

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The Slayer lifted her leg to deliver a sharp flip and kick to the remaining Vampire's head. He staggered back in to a gravestone but got up, shaking himself off. Punch after punch was exchanged.

The Slayers smirk slipped from her lips - this one just wasn't poofing! She growled at him and he laughed. With a battle cry she lifted her last stake and flew at him. He lifted her easily, using her momentum to throw her in to the crypt he had originally hid behind.

Blood slipped freely from her forehead as she slid down the stonewall, barely conscious. Her arm felt dislocated and her jaw ached from the force of the blow.

"You're gonna be my first Slayer, you know that? And they said you were the best!" He snorted, leaning down for the kill.

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"I'm swowy? Dwo you fowive me, Anya-kins?"

Anya regarded Xander sceptically as he attempted his baby-speak apology. She sighed then smiled, "Okay, but you have to give me major orgasms to make up for it." She tried to look stern as he pouted at her.

"Deal."

Hand-in-hand once more they continued through Sunnydale's seemingly endless streets.

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The unknown Vampire didn't even sense the elder as his enthusiasm at beating a Slayer over came him.

He never knew what hit him.

The bleached-blonde Vampire, descended from the sky, ripping out the younger Vampire's throat in one jerking movement.

He continued his low-pitched growl; warning off the possibility of further danger as he gently lifted the Slayer from her crumpled position on the stone to the soft grass below their feet. His amber eyes flashed with worry. She wasn't moving

 

 

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