Of All the Luck

Part 5 of the Internet Series

by Trish

"Oh my god, Oh My God, OH MY GOD!"

Buffy raced into her house, still shaken up from her experience with Spike.

She had always figured that when she left, he threw darts at her picture or

something to that effect. Never did she expect to find ... that! Buffy

threw her hands up in the air and shuddered as she ran up to her bathroom and

turned on the shower.

While she undressed and waited for the water to warm up, her mind began to

wander to the day's events. "I so can't believe that I saw that. I didn't

even know that was possible to do in your sleep. Ulg. Of all the luck. I

had to start a long day off by seeing that. I mean, it was completely

revolting! His perfectly sculpted stomach. His hard, chiseled chest. His

other hard and sculpted... parts."

Buffy stepped into the shower and started to scrub her skin ferociously.

"That was just disgusting. If I had wanted to see that, I would have been

watching porn. Not that any of the male porn stars look as good as Spike

does. But, wait. When I say good, I mean in a totally gross way. Right.

I better make this a cold shower."

When she was done bathing and finished living in a world of self denial for

the moment, the Slayer trotted across the house naked and sat down at her

computer. She let out a sigh of relief once she was online and could forget

about all the issues that her life held. A smile tugged at the corner of her

lips when she saw that Will was on. "Finally, someone normal! God knows I

need it after the day I'm having!"

OneOfAKind: hi Will :)

OneOfAKind: How ya doin?

DeadSexy127: Hey Anne :-D

DeadSexy127: I'm doing great, how about you?

OneOfAKind: everything's normal over here

OneOfAKind: nothing out of the ordinary's happened

DeadSexy127: Yeah, everything's the same over here too

OneOfAKind: so, what have you been up to?

DeadSexy127: Dreaming about you ;)

OneOfAKind: lol

OneOfAKind: awww, how sweet :)

DeadSexy127: What have you been up to?

OneOfAKind: oh the usual. checking out the naked guys and all <g>

OneOfAKind: lol

DeadSexy127: lol

DeadSexy127: Sounds like fun :-D

OneOfAKind: if you only knew... lol

DeadSexy127: I think I can imagine. lol

DeadSexy127: So, Anne. Remember you were saying that you might wanna meet

some time? How about next Friday?

Buffy stared at her monitor in disbelief. "Shit! I got booted! I really

need to get a new server..." She sat there impatiently tapping her fingers

on her desk, waiting to be signed on again. "Well, I doubt he said anything

really important in between the two seconds he said 'I think I can imagine'

and the time I got booted. No big, right?"

Letting out a deep breath, she clicked on the Sign On button again, and

waited. Still nothing. After many tries, and several swears, she finally

got on again. To her disappointment, Will was gone though. Frowning, Buffy

clicked on her mailbox to check her mail, hoping that he would return.

"What the Hell? I sent this out three days ago!" She stared at her monitor,

confusion evident on her face. "Yesterday I got no mail from any of my

groups, and now I have a mailbox full of things that were sent days ago.

Yeah, I really need to get a lot of new servers."

Pissed off, Buffy decided to just skim through her emails and check to see if

there was anything important. Sure enough, there was one message from

Willow, titled, "Very important!"

Hey Buffy!

I just found out some more news on the vamp nest on Crawford. They're

presumed to be really, really dangerous. They're building up a collection of

explosives as we speak, so be careful!!! Let me know if you want me to go

with, okay?

Love ya!

Buffy sighed and decided to just sign off. "Well, if it comes down to it,

I'll just throw Spike in with the explosives, and run like hell. That would

show him!"

Still grinning at the evil plan developing in the back of her mind, the

brassed off Slayer got up and started to get ready. Dawn would be home from

school any minute since her after school socializing should be over, and she

had to start cooking dinner. Then she would have to go meet Spike. That was

sure to be interesting....

Three hours later, with a stomach full of food and a heart full of dread,

Buffy left to go meet the vampire. "I am so gonna stake him if he even looks

at me the wrong way." Convincing herself of her hatred for him, she finally

got to Crawford Street where he stood waiting on the corner.

"You're early."

"No, luv. You're just late."

"Shut up.."

"Blow me, Slayer."

"Damn it, Spike! Why do you always have to be so nude? I mean, rude! Rude!

Why do you always have to be so rude!"

Spike chuckled at her slip, and started to walk towards the warehouse. He

lifted up his duster a bit and wiggled his ass, partly to amuse himself, but

mostly because he could feel her eyes boring holes through him. If he

couldn't kill her, he might as well torture her, right?

Buffy jogged up to him and kicked him behind the knee. *There. That will

show him.* Her smile faded when Spike abruptly fell, and she tripped over

him, leaving them both in a pile on the ground. He glared at her, and

through gritted teeth, said, "Well that was just bright. Now do you wanna

get the bloody hell off of me so we can go do what we came here for?!"

Sending an evil look back at him, she replied, "Oh, like my idea of a fun

time is laying on top of your stupid ass." She held out her arm to lift

herself up, and pushed her hand onto his package for support. He hissed in

pain as he felt himself being crushed by her force, and kicked her for

hurting him. She fell halfway on top of him, so she was straddling him, and

threw her head back and laughed at his pain from kicking her. Her laughing

stopped when she felt something hard digging into her ass, since she knew

that a vampire generally wouldn't walk around with a banana in his pocket.

In the warehouse, two vampires sat in the window, watching Spike and Buffy in

wonder. "Yo Earl! You seein' this? It looks like those two are getting it

on!" "Yeah, Pete, I see it! That's just cool!" "Ain't she the Slayer?" "I

dunno, but if she is, what a way to go!" The vampires chuckled as they

settled down to see what else was going to happen.

"Damn it, Spike! You're like a walking hard on when you're around me!"

"Oh, don't flatter yourself, Slayer. It had nothing to do with you. I would

have had the same reaction to a nun!"

"Oh, puh-lease! I heard you this morning! You and your moaning!"

"Oh, that? It, uh, wasn't about you! It was about someone else."

"Oh, right. Cuz there's so many people in the world named Buffy!"

"Oh, piss off."

Buffy got up to her feet, being careful to not come in contact with any of

his body parts. She reached out her arm to help him up, and he took it.

With both of them standing in front of the warehouse, Spike stopped to pull

out a cigarette.

"I think you want me."

"What?!?"

"You heard me. You want me."

"Slayer-" He took a step closer to her.

"Yeah, Spike" she asked with a hopeful look.

"I wouldn't even put you on my list of people to shag if my soddin' life

depended on it!"

The two stared at each other long and hard as they stood in front of the open

window, unaware of the group of vampires that was starting to form, watching

them with big grins. Buffy stuck her tongue out at Spike, and said, "Liar."

Completely forgetting about their reason for being there, the two kept

walking as Buffy grabbed Spike's lit match and threw it through the window of

the warehouse.

Halfway down the street, Buffy turned to Spike and said, "Isn't there

something we were supposed to do?" She was answered by earpiercing screams

and a loud explosion. Spike dove on top of her and jumped to the ground with

her in his arms. Once the smoke had cleared a bit, he moved back and gave

her an evil look. Looking like a child that got caught stealing a cookie,

Buffy gave him a sheepish grin, and said, "Oops."

TBC tomorrow night :)