Weirder Things Have Happened

Part 3 of The Internet Series

by Trish

After patrolling, Buffy went back to her house and took a nice long shower.

After all the dust and grime washed off, she stepped out of the tub and

wrapped a towel around her, ready to go back online. In all of her

experience, the Internet was the best way to relax after a long night on the

job. A moment after she signed on, a little IM box popped up in the corner

of her monitor. Smiling, she realized that it was Will, and hoped for a good

conversation.

DeadSexy127: Hello Cutie. ;)

OneOfAKind: hi Will! how was your night?

DeadSexy127: Eh, it was alright. Just a typical night. :) How 'bout yours?

OneOfAKind: same old, same old

OneOfAKind: So, where are you from?

DeadSexy127: a not so sunny town in CA. You?

OneOfAKind: oh, really? I'm from CA too what part?

DeadSexy127: Sunnydale.

OneOfAKind: omg, so am I

OneOfAKind: that's so weird!

DeadSexy127: Weirder things have happened...

OneOfAKind: I think I can imagine. <g>

DeadSexy127: So, what do ya do for fun?

OneOfAKind: go online. lol

DeadSexy127: lol

DeadSexy127: :-D

DeadSexy127: What did you used to do in school?

OneOfAKind: well i did really like my psych course, but my teacher kinda,

umm...

DeadSexy127: disappeared?

OneOfAKind: yup

DeadSexy127: Well that's too bad.

DeadSexy127: :(

OneOfAKind: its alright. i'll get over it. :)

DeadSexy127: So, have a boyfriend?

OneOfAKind: not anymore

DeadSexy127: I'm sure someone better will come along. :)

OneOfAKind: I'm beginning to doubt it.

DeadSexy127: If you don't mind me asking, what happened to him?

OneOfAKind: he left. literally.

DeadSexy127: My girlfriend left me too. I know how you feel.

DeadSexy127: After a couple dates though, the pain starts to fade. Are you

dating yet?

OneOfAKind: someone else? no.

OneOfAKind: you? maybe. ;) lol

DeadSexy127: Have you ever met anyone off the net before?

OneOfAKind: no, but I'd be open to it. as long as it's in a public place.

lots of sickos out there....

DeadSexy127: I'd protect you from all the nasties out there :)

OneOfAKind: how sweet. but what if it was me protecting you? <g>

DeadSexy127: lol

DeadSexy127: I like that in a woman

OneOfAKind: ;)

OneOfAKind: i like that you like it :)

OneOfAKind: maybe one day we could meet. if we get to know each other for a

bit first

DeadSexy127: sounds good to me :)

OneOfAKind: me too brb

Buffy jumped up from her computer and started rummaging through her drawers.

She was cold, and still in a towel. That, and she couldn't believe that she

was actually agreeing to meet this guy some time. "Well, I can always back

out of it if I want to. It's not like I see this guy every day or something.

Oh, look at that. Yet another advantage to the net!"

Once she had a bathrobe on, the Slayer sat back down at her computer.

OneOfAKind: sorry

OneOfAKind: i'm back now

DeadSexy127: welcome back

OneOfAKind: thanks.

OneOfAKind: i just needed to change real quick. i just got out of the

shower and i needed to put on something other than my towel. lol

DeadSexy127: oooohhh. ;)

DeadSexy127: I think I liked the towel bit!

DeadSexy127: lol j/k

OneOfAKind: lmao

OneOfAKind: well maybe if you're lucky, you can see me without the towel or

the robe. ;)

OneOfAKind: and I can not believe I just said that

OneOfAKind: excuse me while I die now

DeadSexy127: lmao

DeadSexy127: Don't worry about it

DeadSexy127: You've got stones. I like that. :)

OneOfAKind: lol

OneOfAKind: yup. i've got a lot of stones <g>

DeadSexy127: lol

DeadSexy127: You sound like one of my less than pleasant friends.

DeadSexy127: Not that you aren't pleasant

DeadSexy127: You're very pleasant! :-D

OneOfAKind: lol

OneOfAKind: thanks, I think lol

DeadSexy127: :-D

OneOfAKind: you seem very pleasant too. :)

DeadSexy127: I am. <g>

OneOfAKind: and now you sound like one of my friends. lol

DeadSexy127: I bet we would get along well then. :)

OneOfAKind: yup I think so too

OneOfAKind: so how long have you lived in Sunnydale?

DeadSexy127: Well I moved here a few years ago because my girlfriend was

sick, and the best specialist for her ailment is located in LA.

OneOfAKind: oh, did she get better?

DeadSexy127: Well she got well enough to run off with the specialist.

OneOfAKind: oh, I'm so sorry!!! :(

DeadSexy127: It's alright. I'm over it now. :)

OneOfAKind: was it hard to get over?

DeadSexy127: Well, I just found some new hobbies to help me get through it.

Helped a lot

OneOfAKind: oh, like what?

DeadSexy127: Well, you know. Just normal stuff. At first, I went to a

couple of friends to get some good old fashioned advice on how to get her

back, and they pretty much told me that I was better off without her. So I

tried to relocate to get away from the memories, but I ended up back here

again.

OneOfAKind: and what do you do in your spare time now?

DeadSexy127: I sing, knit cunning sweater sets... lol

OneOfAKind: lmao

OneOfAKind: knit, huh?

DeadSexy127: Well, not really. But I do have a pair of knitting needles I

could let you borrow! lol

OneOfAKind: hahaha!

OneOfAKind: you have a great sense of humor :)

DeadSexy127: I know. ;)

DeadSexy127: lol

OneOfAKind: lmao

OneOfAKind: I'm beginning to think you are that friend of mine! lol

DeadSexy127: Nah. What are the chances of that happening?

OneOfAKind: hmmm, good point.

OneOfAKind: but like you said, weirder things have happened

OneOfAKind: lol

DeadSexy127: lol

DeadSexy127: Well that would be just.... neat!

OneOfAKind: lol actually, I think it might be kinda scary! lol

DeadSexy127: lol

DeadSexy127: and scary is bad. :)

OneOfAKind: I don't deal well with scary things

DeadSexy127: Nope. Me neither. Good= not scary. :)

OneOfAKind: lol

DeadSexy127: :-D

OneOfAKind: oh no! I just looked at my clock and I have to be going for now

OneOfAKind: have to wake up the kid sister for school in the morning

OneOfAKind: but I'll be on tomorrow afternoon if you wanna talk :)

DeadSexy127: Alright, that sounds good :)

OneOfAKind: night will

DeadSexy127: Goodnight Anne :)

DeadSexy127: sweet dreams!

OneOfAKind: thanks you too!

DeadSexy127: Bye!!!

OneOfAKind: <blows a kiss>

OneOfAKind: BYE!!

Still smiling from her conversation with Will, Buffy signed off and shut her

computer down. As much as she wanted to stay on, she had a busy day ahead of

her. Not only did she have to get Dawn off for school, but she also had to

go to Spike's crypt to get some information about a local vamp nest from him.

"If he even puts up a fight, I swear, I'm gonna stake him. And I mean it

this time! I am so sick of his arrogant attitude. That stupid charming

grin, and those damn finely sculpted cheekbones. Those friggin blue eyes

that pierce right into my soul... God I hate him. Why couldn't he be more

like Will?>

With that being the last thought to enter her mind, Buffy shut off her light

and crawled into bed. As her eyes fluttered shut, the last thing she

imagined was Spike's naked form pumping into her and making her scream in

pleasure. "God, I hate him."

TBC... :)