Dawn: Geez! Lurk much?
Spike: I wasn't lurking. I was standing about. It's a whole different vibe.
Dawn: What is- Are you giving Buffy a birthday present? Oh my god. Weird. And chocolates? Lame. And the box is all bent, and, well, you know she'd never touch anything from you anyway.
Spike: Shouldn't you be tucked away in your beddy-bye? All warm and safe where nothing can eat you?
Dawn: Is that supposed to scare me?
Spike: Little tremble wouldn't hurt.
Dawn: Sorry, it's just ... come on. I'm badder than you.
Spike: Are not!
Dawn: Am too. You're standing in the bushes hugging a bent box of chocolates, and I'm-
Spike: What? Sneaking out to braid hair and watch Teletubbies with your mates?
Dawn: No. I'm breaking into the magic shop... to steal things.
Spike: Magic shop, eh? All number of beasties between here and there. Bet they'd really go for a little red riding hood like you. Bet that wouldn't sit too well with big sister.
Dawn: I can take care of myself... You wanna come steal some stuff?
Spike: Yeah, all right.

Justin: Here. The spoils of war. You earned it.
Dawn: I did?
Justin: Yeah, for keepin' me steady. And so begins your life of crime.
Dawn: Hmm. You're a little late. I steal all the time.
Justin: Really.
Dawn: Totally. I haven't paid for lipstick since... forever.
Justin: Oh, be still my heart, cute and bad.
Dawn: Yeah, bad to the bone.

Buffy: Okay, how about this store?
Dawn: Ah. Three pairs of earrings, a coin purse and a toothbrush.
Buffy: You stole a toothbrush.
Dawn: A mother-of-pearl handle. Very fancy.
Buffy: Yeah, but you stole a toothbrush. As far as rebellious teenagers go, you're kinda square.
Dawn: Dental hygiene is important.
Buffy: Guess this was kind of a lame sisters' day out, huh? I make up for trying to kill you by taking you to places you can't go in.
Dawn: No, it's my bad. I'm the one that got caught taking stuff.

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