Spike: You're awfully quiet.
Buffy: Wouldn't know what to say.
Spike: Fine with me. I was more half-expecting to get an earful anyway. And when exactly did your sister get unbelievably scary?

Xander: Daddy like.
Buffy: What is that shirt made of? Paint?
Willow: Buff—
Buffy: Glad Dawnie isn't here to see her precious boyfriend getting all thrusty with some slut-bag hussy-Oh.
Xander: Oh. Oh! No! 'Daddy'— No, I wasn't— When I was looking, I wasn't— Oh, God!
Willow: Right there with ya.

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