Title: Summoning Stuff
Author: Moonloon
Email: maryavatar@gmail.com
Website: Amused and Abused
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Written for the Aztec Gold Challenge

Xander looked down at the coin that had appeared. "I thought you were going to summon a sex demon. For the kinky sexy fun. Although... we could probably buy a lot of kinky sexy fun with that much gold."

"I always get the pronunciation wrong," Andrew sighed. "I wouldn't touch it if I were you. When you mispronounce 'demon who knows how to touch the prostate gland' you get 'touch this and your cock falls off'."

"Yikes!" Xander snatched his hand back. "Cursed gold, lovely. Why don't you just send that back and we buy Gray's Anatomy instead?"

"Good idea."