Title: Wants And Needs
Author: Moonloon
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Website: Amused and Abused
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Andrew wanted to be Anya.

Well, that wasn't strictly true. He was quite happy with his cock, and didn't want any oozing extra orifices, but he did want Anya's life.

Anya was cool, and hot and had been a demon, and then redeemed herself, and had evil minions of that guy Dhoff... D'Hof... whatever, to be rescued from. Okay, so the evil minions didn't sound good, but the heroic rescue bit... that made Andrew weak at the knees.

Of course, the absolute best thing about Anya's life was that she'd had sex with both Xander and Spike. The only way it could have been better was to have sex with them together. And if that wasn't a mental image to produce an instant erection, he'd never had one. Andrew discreetly adjusted himself. This wasn't the best thing to be thinking about in broad daylight, in front of half a dozen teenage girls. They might think he was thinking about them and tell Buffy he was a pervert.

Spike walked in and seemed to be sniffing the air. Andrew bolted from the room like his pants were on fire. Which they sort of were, in a too tight and rubbing against sensitive bits kind of way. The bathroom was occupied, of course. Andrew stood in the hall and tried to think of flying monkeys, but the image kept sliding into one of Xander and Spike with wings and enormous erections. He shut his eyes, then yelped as an arm wrapped around his neck in a slightly too hard embrace.

"So who were you thinking about?" Spike asked, reaching down with his other hand and patting the lump in Andrew's jeans.

Andrew whimpered and came.

"Mmmm, interesting," Spike said, running sharp vampire teeth across Andrew's neck. "Later, little boy."

Andrew slumped against the wall and watched Spike walk off. Suddenly he was very glad he was himself.