Title: Xander Sammich
Author: Chickalupe
Email: chickalupe@juno.com
Feedback: ooh, makes me feel all tingly... chickalupe@juno.com
Fandom: BtVS
Pairing: Spike/Xander/Angel
Rating: NC-17 eventually
Spoilers: General Season 4, Season 1 of Angel
Warnings: alternate universe, slashy goodness (that means male on male, people), vampy bloodplay, threesome
Disclaimer: Lord Joss, god of the Buffy-verse, owns everything you see here. I just make the pretty boys do naughty things without his permission, but the boys secretly enjoy it.
Summary: After Anya leaves, Xander finds himself unable to deny certain feelings involving two incredibly sexy vampires. What could come of this?
{{A/N: The Ring of Amara/Spike torturing Angel thing never happened (even though I love Spike's monologue from that ep. and hate to lose it, I need less tension between the boys.) Also, Oz has gone and ow how has hooked up with Tara, just as Buffy is with Riley. Assume Anya left a little bit ago, and Xander moved out of the basement a little earlier.}}
{{PS- Angel is Spike's Sire, because I say so. So there, Joss! Nyah :p. }}

Xander had several realizations at once: 1) Buffy and the Slayerettes were outside his front door; 2) he wasn’t wearing a shirt; and 3) he had no way to explain the two vampires in his apartment who he’d just been making out with.

//Oh fuck, hellfire, and damnation. And what could be any *more* of a mood killer than this? Everyone I know has just interrupted my ‘getting it on’ with two males. Not just any males, no; they had to be male *vampires*. What a way to be outed. Mom, Dad, you here with them? Maybe a nun or a priest while we’re at it.// Xander’s thoughts verged on the hysterical. On the surface, he tried to appear unflustered.

“Look, it’s everybody -- at my apartment. Wow, hey everybody. Gee-gosh golly, if I’d known you were coming, I would have cleaned up a little, maybe even put on a shirt.” He stepped back, allowing them to parade inside. Buffy led the group.

“Aww, Xander, it’s just us friends here, you don’t have to get all dressed up…” Buffy trailed off, stopping short as she spotted Spike and Angel in Xander’s living room. “What’s going on? What are they doing here?” This last part was said with a nod towards Spike in particular.

Xander’s thoughts raced. “Umm, I…”

Spike came to the rescue. “Visitin’ him, weren’t we? Walked the whelp home, got caught by the sunrise. Had to stay.”

Everyone as a whole glanced at Xander to back this up. He nodded in confirmation. They seemed to accept this.

Willow spoke for the group, crossing to his side. “Well, everyone was still worried about you, Xander, even though I told them you were okay, and they wanted to come see for themselves, that you were, you know, fine and everything.” Her eyes were apologetic, obviously recalling his pleas for ‘breathing room’ in their earlier conversation.

Xander smiled at her in a way that managed to encompass the assembly in his living room. “Hey, that’s great.” His face looked strained for a moment. He motioned for everyone to sit down. Giles and an uncomfortable looking Riley joined Angel on the couch. Xander sat where he could see everyone, Willow sitting on the arm of the over-stuffed chair, mirrored on his other side by Tara. Buffy was at his feet.

Xander glanced around; Spike was leaning against the wall and had lit a cigarette. Xander considered telling him 'no smoking in the apartment', but decided Spike probably needed it. Hell, he half felt like asking him for a drag; but thought that might clue his friends in, just a *little*, that all was not as it usually was. Angel was looking downright pissed. Xander didn’t blame him; sexual frustration was a bitch.

“So,” piped Buffy, “Wanna tell us what’s up?”




More to Come!!