Desert Train

Rusty's Review

This is by far the best porn movie we’ve seen so far. I don’t care that it’s not bareback; these men are so beautiful you want them to stay that way!

The film is a series of encounters in the desert between perfectly tanned, sculptured “real” men. Don’t buy this if you’re into boyish porn or pale thin bodies. It’s a bit like watching Rambo fuck, only these men are prettier.

What I really liked about this film was the genuine caring that came over! Seriously! Old Rusty’s getting soft in his old age! They kissing and loving is just something else. They smile and grab each other and really want to kiss and enjoy that tenderness together.

The sex is hot! There’s lots of variety, including some long pissing shots, which are really erotic. There’s a wonderful scene of foreskin play, and lots of asshole fingering and spreading.

The scenery is wonderful, the technical quality high. I could have done without the music. The next movie we’re getting is Michael Lucas’s Manhattan Heat, and apparently that has some original Boy George material!

I don’t think it would be possible for anyone to be disappointed with this movie. If you like torn denim, workers’ boots, muscles, hairless bodies and hard, hard sex, then this one is for you!


Palmer's Review

This is arty gay porn, but unlike other such films, e.g. Desertion, it’s not limp softcore. 

A bunch of beautiful men in a series of one-on-one encounters and jerk-offs  in the hot desert sun.  A backdrop of trains, wind turbines, rocks, waterfalls and palm trees.  Moody, sensual music complements the visuals.  With a dreamlike hallucinogenic quality, it’s a perfect fantasy.  Where men are real men, with bodies like Greek statues and the only thing on their minds erotic communion, same sex coupling  natural as the shimmering desert setting: playful and passionate, sex as a joyous celebration of manhood.  Thought I’d died and gone to Heaven fer sure.

Tanned, muscled bodies all of ‘em, these men meet and fuck, hard, but with sensual kisses and caresses too.  It gets off to a real bang.  The top is a trucker who picks up a cute hitchhiker.  He’s a real animal, frustrated ‘cos his vehicle broke down.  Takes the kid hard up against a wheel arch, sticking his ringed dick in with brutal ball slapping thrusts, going like a piston .  The kid eats it up, until he comes with the kid fingering his ass.  Later, in the cab, there’s deep man-kissin’ and lickin’.  The trucker gives the kid one great blowjob, really working his big juicy cock with mouth and fingers til the kid gives up his thick cream.

Lots of wanking and cock suckage, fantastic fucks in a good variety of positions and locations.  Close-up fingering, tonguing and rimming, arses smooth and hairy, to suit all tastes.  Nice foreskin play in some of the scenes, and playful cock flicking.  Plenty of come, spurts and gobs.  Lots of holes, and one lovely shot of a cock rubbing along an arsecrack. One guy manages to come with a cock inside him.  And in one kiss sequence two guys share a bottle of water, dribbled mouth to mouth

If you’re into guys pissin’, then there’s a couple of scenes that’ll wet your whistle.  Watch one of the hunks squeeze the last drops from his juicy cock, then that flick men do to finish.  A naked guy wearing only cowboy boots goes for a run alongside the railroad track, which lets us ogle his cock as it sways about, slapping on muscular thighs.

Some mighty fine action under a waterfall. And one real hot fuck where the top squats down and pushes back against the bottom up against a palm tree. Then the top turns so they’re facing each other, and wriggles his cute dimpled bum to vary the angle. There’s a B&W sequence, on the rocks by the waterfall.  Tonguing through briefs and great hole licking.  Watch when the other one climbs over the handsome hunk and squats over his head so he can lick him out, and wank.  Then it switches back to colour and ends with a yummy double cumshot.  Quite a workout.

There’s no cheesy dialogue to distract from the fun, and the photography never gets in the way of the sex. 

Blowjobs are deepthroat and the guys look as if they’re having a ball, totally into the hot man-sex.  These are gorgeous guys but they’re porn stars not models posing prettily, scared of getting their hair mussed. 

Though some of the guys should really do something about those silly tanlines.

As porn goes, this is classy.  Beautiful men, great scenery and fantastic man-on-man sex that looks real.  We’re getting nearer to  our ideal gay porn flick, hard sex and manlove together.  A real erotic treat, hot as that desert sun.  Guaranteed to get yer juices flowin’.