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Bueno Vista Appartments
Sunnydale
CA
Angel Investigations
Hyperion Hotel
LA
Dear Angel
Sorry I have not been in touch for ages. But I have a terribly odd and I'm afraid,
rather cheeky request to make of you. Please feel free to say no. I will totally
understand if you do. You see I had to write a paper this year for the Council
and it was rather well received, if I do say so myself. I enclose a copy with
this, should you wish to peruse! As you will see, I wanted to do a study of
something new and exciting. So I thought of HIM and the chip. What could be
more exciting than a study on the effects of behaviour modifying chips on vampires?
So, to cut a long story short, they want me to come to England and present a
synopsis of my paper at this year's Autumn Symposium. It's a great honour. So,
and as I said please feel free to say no, but can I borrow him? To take with
me? Can you imagine the impact...present my findings, then present him? Oh dear,
it's too much to ask isn't it? But sending this in hope.
Yours, Giles
Hyperion Hotel
LA
Rupert Giles
Bueno Vista Appartments
Sunnydale
CA
Giles
I've packed his stuff. Where do you want him?
Angel
Hyperion Hotel
LA
Rupert Giles
Bueno Vista Appartments
Sunnydale
CA
Hey You
Am I a soddin' piece of meat here?
Me
Bueno Vista Appartments
Sunnydale
CA
Angel Investigations
Hyperion Hotel
LA
Dear Angel
I enclose a rather terse note from him. Do I take it the proposed trip is off?
Giles
Chippingford Manor
Chipping Sodbury
Buckinghamshire
Angel Investigations
Hyperion Hotel
LA
Dear Angel
The flight was fine. So all our worries came to nothing. We are installed at
the headquarters of the Council at the above address. You know, he really is
a rather endearing creature when you get to know him, isn't he? He's been showing
me some extremely interesting new things. Hope all well with you. Tell Wesley
he is not missing much at the Symposium!
Yours Giles
Hyperion
Hotel
LA
Rupert Giles
Chippingford Manor
Chipping Sodbury
Buckinghamshire
Giles
Do you actually remember Angelus?
Think about it.
Angel
Chippingford
Manor
Chipping Sodbury
Buckinghamshire
Wesley Wyndham-Price
Angel Investigations
Hyperion Hotel
LA
Dear Wesley
Is there something you have not told me about Angel? I have just received the
strangest... well, I can hardly call it a letter, from him. I enclose it. Oh,
by the way, terribly exciting news, I've gone digital or something. Anyway,
I have an email address. RGiles@h... Spike showed me how to! He really is a
rather interesting creature... when you get beyond the rather odd facade. So,
look forward to your thoughts reference Angel. I'm rather concerned. If you
use the above, we can test it out!
To: Angel@a...
From: RGiles@h...
Subject: Gone Digital!
Dear Angel
I'm afraid your last note completely lost me! Did I lose a page in the post?
What do you think then? Email at last, thanks to Spike. As I said, he's been
awfully interesting and helpful. Funny, you never mentioned he was either...
ever?
Yours, Giles
To: RGiles@h...
From: WesleyWP@h...
Subject: Angel
Dear Giles
Oh dear. I was afraid I might have to explain this one day. Angel is…err…rather
possessive of Spike. I really don't feel it's my place to say anymore. Ask one
of them. Preferably Angel. I'm sure he will explain.
Yours, Wesley
To: RGiles@h...
From: Angel@a...
Re: Gone Digital
Dear Giles
I'm sorry ref my last. I'm glad it's only... I mean I'm glad you have email.
Angel
To:
williamthebloody@h...
From: Angel@a...
Subject: Work it Out For Yourself
Just watch it.
To: Angel@a...
From: williamthebloody@h...
Subject: I Am a Very Long Way Away
I did, when he was showering last night!
To: RGiles@h...
From: Angel@a...
Subject: Behaviour Modification Chip
Dear Giles
I think I forgot to mention before you left that his Chip can be rather unpredictable
sometimes. DO NOT EVER be alone with him. You never know if it might fail. I
have only your best interests at heart.
Yours, Angel
To:
WesleyWP@h...
From: RGiles@h...
Re: Angel
Gosh, I see what you mean. He is possessive. But I don't need to ask. I know
exactly what it is. It's the Sire / Childe thing, isn't it? We saw it with Drucilla,
too. Do you think it would make an interesting study? We could write a joint
paper?
Yours Giles
To: williamthebloody@h...
From: Angel@a...
Subject: Only Ten Hours on a Transatlantic Flight
You will have to come back here one day.
To: Angel@a...
From: williamthebloody@h...
Subject: Better Make the Most of It Then
They say travel broadens something... now what was it?
To: RGiles@h...
From: WesleyWP@h...
Subject: Proposed Study
Wonderful suggestion. But to be honest Giles, I see enough of their... err...
relationship as it is. Give it a few more days and you might feel the same.
Wesley
To:
RGiles@h...
From: Angel@a...
Subject: Sending Him Back
Dear Giles
You know I've been reading your paper. It is fascinating. But do you know what?
I think actually presenting HIM would totally ruin its impact. No, I think you
will get much more credit if you go it alone.
Angel
To: Angel@a...
From: RGiles@h...
Re: Sending Him Back
Dear Angel
We both found your last awfully amusing. William made a rather risqué comment
about `going it alone'... but it won't be so funny in the telling. You had to
be there I suppose. Of course, two bottles of Old Croft Original made it ever
funnier I expect. We really are having a lovely time. But exhausting! Too many
late nights. William says to send you his love.
All the best, Giles
To: williamthebloody@h...
From: Angel@a...
Subject: Late Nights
I was wondering if you remember certain late nights. With me. In the factory?
To: RGiles@h...
From: Angel@a...
Subject: Having a Lovely Time
Adam? Am I the only one who is fucking sane here?
Angel
To: WesleyWP@h...
From: RGiles@h...
Re: Proposed Study
Dear Wesley
Oh dear. I had an appalling note from Angel. So I did as you suggested and asked
William. He has explained it all to me now. I am so sorry. It's awful. I had
no idea. What are we going to tell Buffy? Gosh, I don't suppose most vampires
live long enough to get senile. And with most, you probably wouldn't notice
creeping insanity anyway! How much is Angel aware of what is happening to him
to you think? Oh, it's just all too sad. Do tell him we are both thinking of
him. William particularly asks to be remembered to him.
Yours sadly, Giles
To: Angel@a...
From: williamthebloody@h...
Re: Late Nights
Funny that, mate, I was only tellin' Rupert `bout the factory the other night.
We were both up. You know tossing... like you do when you can't sleep. We are
finding sharing a room hard. Both of us... quite hard. It's coming to a head
all the time. One of us is gonna erupt soon. Rupert said he'd give me a hand.
To move. To get some relief. From him.
He enjoyed me factory stories too.
To: williamthebloody@h...
From: Angel@a...
Subject: Smug Git
I know what you are trying to do. It won't work.
To: RGiles@h...
From: Angel@a...
Subject: Nothing Special
Dear Giles
I'm glad you and... William are having such a nice time. I am having a nice
time, too. Buffy dropped by yesterday, with Xander. What a surprise! Please
particularly pass on Xander's regards to William.
Love Angel
To: promqueen265@h...
From: williamthebloody@h...
Subject: Fucking Summers and Harris
Hey Bint
You are supposed to be on watch for me there. Where the fuck are you, and what's
happening?
Me
To: promqueen265@h...
From: williamthebloody@h...
Subject: Same as Last Fucking Email Two Soddin' Hours Ago
You had better answer this NOW, or the stake won't be in your soddin' abdomen
next time.
ME AGAIN
To: williamthebloody@h...
From: promqueen265@h...
Subject: I Don't Work For You
I don't respond to threats. And anyway I've been busy entertaining Buffy. Angel's
been all... you know... with Xander. So she's on her own.
To: promqueen265@h...
From: williamthebloody@h...
Re: I don't work for you
NO! I don't fucking know! What do you fucking mean? Doing what with Harris?
Get down there NOW and see what they are doing.
NOW!
To: williamthebloody@h...
From: promqueen265@h...
Subject: Eww
You set me up. I hate you. They were in the bathroom with the door closed, and
there was a lot of grunting... work it out for yourself! Did I mention I hate
vampires?
To: Angel@a...
From: williamthebloody@h...
Subject: Bad Taste
He is a child. He is human. He is fat.
To: williamthebloody@h...
From: Angel@a...
Surprisingly, it's all muscle when you see him undressed.
To:
Angel@a...
From: RGiles@h...
Subject: Malfunctioning Chip
Dear Angel
I am so sorry to bring this up. I know you have troubles of your own... and
not long... oh dear. Anyway, it seems you were right to warn me. But I didn't
expect the malfunction to manifest itself in quite this way! I'm having a rather
difficult time with him now. He seems awfully moody. Gosh, even tearful once
or twice. Terribly embarrassing. Is this a prelude to something worse? Can you
advise?
To: Angel@a...
From: williamthebloody@h...
Subject: You Know What it Fucking Is
Do you remember Marcus then?
To: williamthebloody@h...
From: Angel@a...
Subject: My Memory
You mean dead, bald, vampire Marcus? The one that I dusted?
To: Angel@a...
From: williamthebloody@h...
Re: My Memory
Ok then, do you remember staple in your hand and blood being drained!!!
To: williamthebloody@h...
From: Angel@a...
No. I don't. I remember large organ, broken back and roller-boy.
Is that what you mean?
To: Angel@a...
From: williamthebloody@h...
Subject: Fuck You
To: Angel@a...
From: williamthebloody@h...
Subject: Passions
Can you tape Passions for me tonight?
To: williamthebloody@h...
From: Angel@a...
Re: Passions
Tape's already in.
To:
Angel@a...
From: RGiles@h...
Subject: Disregard my Last
I'm so sorry to have worried you Angel. He seems to have snapped out of it now!
So all's well. In fact, he's been on top form. Taken a rather new, young member
of the council under his wing. Imagine, Julian had never even met a Vampire
before. You can imagine how fascinating they find each other. At least it gives
me a good night's sleep, not having him in here with me all night! William says
to tell you he's being good and showing Julian the ropes. He said you would
be pleased to hear that, so I pass it on. Why he would use such a salty nautical
expression is beyond me! Hope it makes sense to you! Do give my regards to Buffy
and Xander if they are both still there.
Yours Giles.
To: Angel@a...
From: williamthebloody@h...
Subject: New Member!
LOL
To: RGiles@h...
From: WesleyWP@h...
Re: Proposed Study
Good God man, I've been away for a few days. Only just got your last. I said
ask Angel. Not the idiot. Disregard everything he told you. Angel is perfectly
well. Maybe a bit depressed. But with Angel, as you know, it's rather hard to
tell. But he is not, I repeat not, senile.
Wesley
To:
williamthebloody@h...
From: promqueen265@h...
Subject: Present for Angel
You had better bring him back something really nice. I can't stand his moping
any longer.
Cordy
To: promqueen265@h...
From: williamthebloody@h...
Re: Present for Angel
Harris not keepin' him occupied then?
To: williamthebloody@h...
From: promqueen265@h...
Re: Present for Angel
Xander was only here for the day, helping to build the hot tub for you. You
did know about the hot tub, didn't you? Shit. Tell me you knew, Angel'll kill
me!
To:
Angel@a...
From: RGiles@h...
Subject: Incident
Dear Angel
I am terribly sorry about all the confusion but that's not why I'm sending this.
There's been an incident. Quite ruined my presentation tomorrow. Spike is in
custody of the Council - they won't even let me see him. All I can get out of
anyone is that he bit the new council member. Julian is badly hurt. So much
for behaviour modification.
Awfully sorry, Giles
To: RGiles@h...
From: Angel@a...
Re: Incident
You need to speak to him. Now.
Angel
To: WesleyWP@h...
From: RGiles@h...
Subject: This Awful Incident
Oh dear oh dear. Julian was a complete impostor. He had a bit of a history apparently.
Bit of a reputation for…dear me, you know…bit of an Oscar Wilde, if you get
my meaning. But dangerous with it. William seems to have been defending himself!
Well, what with his chip, I suppose he can't even defend himself against…that.
Doesn't bear thinking about. Might as well be back at school. Anyway I just
don't know what to tell Angel. William won't see me. (I don't blame him – how
embarrassing for him). Please advise.
Giles
To: RGiles@h...
From: WesleyWP@h...
Re: This Awful Incident
I've told Angel. Wait out.
Wes
To: Angel@a...
From: williamthebloody@h...
Subject: I am a very long way away.
To: williamthebloody@h...
From: Angel@a...
Subject: Only Ten Hours on a Transatlantic flight ...
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