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  Panels

 "Con Opens / Meet and Greet"
Friday: 4:00 - 5:00pm
Pick up your badges, see all your friends. Last chance to back out and run away screaming.

"Introduction: Welcome to Hell....mouthcentral.com"
Friday: 5:00 - 6:00pm
Our welcoming of you and a basic once over of con crap. Clothing optional.

"Settling In"
Friday: 6:00 - 7:00pm
What do you think this is. Settling in to your room dammnit!

"Booze-a-movie-athon" - In the Consuite
Friday: 7:00 - Untill
We vote for which lame movies to watch until we pass out. You must be 21 to drink. Once again clothing optional.

"Breakfast"
Saturday/Sunday: 7:30 - 10:00am
Breakfast Buffet provided by the hotel. Cause we made Matt their bitch, don't forget to thank Matt, and his aching ass.

"New Kids on the Block and Buffy Season 5: How Joss Whedon incorporated Boy Bands to outlining his famous hellgoddess season."
Saturday: 10:30 - 11:00am
Don't ask, just know its hosted by Mr. Jon Riggins. Attendance is mandatory, Mullet optional.

"Whendonverse Jeopardy"
Saturday: 11:00 - 12:00pm
Its Jeopardy with Joss questions, Jesus! Do you want me to hold your hand to?

"Poobah Meals on Wheels"
Saturday/Sunday: 12:00 - 1:00pm
Saturday: 7:00pm - 8:00pm
The Poobah takes your lunch order, you give him money, he picks it up. Or you can mooch off the Con Suite. We don't mind, we shoplifted the shit anyways.

"Anonymous Guy's Press Conference "
Saturday: 1:00 - 2:00pm
We give AG a chance to tell his story, you ask him questions, and he will generally do gross things. Not for the faint of heart, or people who like Knox.

"Shipper Battle Royale"
Saturday: 2:00 - 3:00pm
You got a ship? You KNOW its better than everyone else's. So beat that into their skull. Weapons checked at the door. 

"Legos"
Saturday: 3:30 - 4:30pm
We play with legos, what? Its fun! JUST DO WHAT I SAY!!!

"Designing Women"
Saturday: 4:30 - 5:30pm
A visually stimulating look at fan arts and other graphics brought to you by Kirsten, Aeryn, and anyone else we can sucker in.

"HMC: Live"
Saturday: 8:00 - 10:00pm
That's right HMC: Live, actually live this time! Well some of it live, actually I have no idea, it will probably be Eric and Matt making out with their hands for two hours.

"Buffy Karaoke"
Saturday: 10:00 - 12:00am - In the Consuite
We sing Buffy songs and filk. We will probably drink, and Jon will probably ask you to make out! Bring the Kids! Clothing discouraged.

"HMC: The Movie Part 2 Premiere/Party" - In the Consuite
Saturday: 12:00 - Until
We premiere the sequel to last summers HMC: The movie, and play a load of silly games, probably loaded with sexual innuendo. People with clothing will be shot on sight.

"Why We Ship"
Sunday: 10:00 - 11:00pm
A panel for shippers to express what shipping means to them and share experiences with others... And then we make fun of them.

"I Wear the Cheese"
Sunday: 11:00 - 12:00am
Matt rambles on and on about "Restless" like it was his first piece.

"The HMC View"
Sunday: 1:00 - 2:00pm
The HMC gang cross dresses (This was Matt's Idea) and parodies the idiotic talk show, kinda like that dude Starr Jones does.

"XBOX's XBOX Game Contest"
Sunday: 2:00 - 3:00pm
A multiplayer tournament with Play-By-Play by "The XBOX" himself Jon Riggins, the winner gets to appear nude on HMC.*

*Only if they are a really hot chick, the consolation prize is Matt's Pubic hair.

"HHC Closing Ceremonies"
Sunday: 3:00 - 4:00pm
We wind HHC down to a close, say good bye to our new friends, finalize restraining orders on the rest. Most importantly we exchange wellness papers and STD test results.

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