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Poll Me -

Last week we asked, "Can they take the sky from you?" The results...

Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me. - 52.6%
Lord Almighty, are you people EVER going to make a serious poll again? - 40.2%
Ehhh...I'm indifferent to the sky. - 4.3%
Yes, I am not too pretty to die. - 2.9%

Total votes: 348

Let's see those comments...

"What in the HELL are you talking about?"
- JediOz

"You guys have surely lost your minds. And how we love you for it. :)"
- Lyss

"Burn baby burn! Did anyone miss the wrap around from the show that's not on the dvd? You know the thing about keeping your crew together and finding the next job? That really hit home for me...that and a song about Jayne....and also the Zoey, Duncan, Jack and Jane ref to followers of flopped WB shows -- which thankfully allowed one to resurrect himself as Luthor. And stay away from my magic bone - good ju ju - iron eagle fall from sky - devil bird mean no Rain or Jeweled Staite of Grace falls plainly on the Majorie Main for All Seasons. Of course the chiquitas like the steak Fillion. And after that batch of seeming non sequiters dont toss Book at me -- maybe Edward G as Book from "Soylent Green" not the Barney Miller Book guy. Phew."
- ye olde wretch

Matt: Is it scary that I understood that?

"Ummmm... I am way too pretty to die."
- Jensa

"Well, if you boil the sea, I won't be able to sail again, and I am definitely too pretty to die. I'm quite alright with you making non-serious polls (hey, anything's better than shipper polls). So that leaves me with "Ehhh...I'm indifferent to the sky". Which isn't true but is more accurate than saying I am a race horse called Lassy with a leather fetish. So, it'll have to do."
- Fat Tony

Matt: I don't know. I've heard different about the leather fetish part.

"Damn, dude. I really hope Joss gets a new show on the air soon - we're officially tapped for interesting things to say."
- Lazy Dolphin

Matt: I'm interesting. I have so many interesting things to say, I'm not saying them right here... at this time....right...uh...now.

"Jackass askin jackass questions...."What should I wear today? The tutu or the leotard?""
- Nora

Matt: Well, she has me pegged.

This week's poll was inspired by Nora's comments 2 weeks ago. So blame her.

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