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Ten reasons why Lindsey left Wolfram & Hart. |
Top Ten Actual Reasons Why Lindsey Left Wolfram and Hart
10. He got tired of those "Give me a hand" jokes.
 
9. There was only place for one lawyer with the initials LM. Lee Mercer was already sleeping with the fishies, so Lindsey being the perfect gentleman, and gave Lilah the chance.
8. Those suits were starting to give him a rash, so he went to look for a job where could wear jeans and t-shirts.
7. He wanted to meet a nice, non-dying, non-evil, non-I'm-won't-sleep-with-you-but-kindly-take-advantage-of-you-until-I-can-sleep-with-my-former-beau girl; and have some lovely, not-future-sacrifices-to-our-Senior-Partners children. And let's face it: you don't meet that kind of people working for Wolfram and Hart.
6. He decided to go form an outlaw country band (hehehehehehe).
5. After a while, causing pain and suffering to Angel turned out to be pretty boring. Besides, his health plan barely covered Angel attacks.
4. Even if torturing Angel wasn't getting too old, he knew his beloved truck wouldn't handle another Angel confrontation.
3. Those company parties were going to kill him one of those days, in the literal sense.
2. He left because he wanted to pursue his dream of becoming a male stripper/singer (Girls stop dreaming!)
1. The firm was not going to pay for his hairstylist bills anymore. Cheap bastards.
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