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Tom Hanks as her babysitter?
A La times journalist got the newly mother Amy on the phone. |
 My beautiful wife isn't doing much for me, so I decided to team up with someone else's beautiful famous wife. I've seen this done in US magazine to great results.
I called Amy Acker, a very attractive actress who played Fred on the WB's "Angel" for three seasons, appears in a family baseball movie with Sean Astin this summer and, more important, has a familiarity four points lower than mine.
Acker needed me bad.
I offered to accompany Acker, who also is married, to awards shows and red-carpet parties, but unfortunately, she told me she doesn't get invited to many of those. And she's kind of busy since she had a son named Jack three weeks ago.
I kept pressing, and because of a combination of my 11 Q points of charm and the fact that she clearly needed to get off the phone to deal with a crying baby, she relented. She told me we could go to London, where "Angel" is big. There was also some talk of sci-fi conventions, but I scrapped that quickly.
When I mentioned the Grammy Awards, I could tell that she actually did want to get out of the house. "We just need a good baby-sitter. Maybe we can get someone with a really high rating to baby-sit so we can pass them," she said.
I immediately suggested Heather Locklear. Acker objected. "Someone trustworthy," she said.
So we agreed on Tom Hanks. Until we realized his baby-sitting rates would be $20 million an hour.
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