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Spoilers: Don’t think so – everyone HAS seen season6 haven’t they?
Disclaimer: They’re not mine. Joss and ME own them but they’d have way more fun if they WERE mine!
Distribution: www.geocities.com/spikeaholic20, One Good Lay, StS, & www.vampires-kiss.net. Anyone else.....Put it where you like ;-) but please tell me where it’s going.
Summary: I wrote this long-hand quite a while ago when I was bored somewhere and I haven’t had time to do anything with it til now!! So I thought I’d make it a little bit seasonal and post it.
It’s actually quite an experimental piece for me – it is composed entirely of dialogue. Not sure if I’ve pulled it off in terms of making sense or even being as.........ahem.........’stimulating’ as I usually try to make my fic but I’ll let you be the judge!! Feedback would be wonderful and as I have SOME free time just now may well encourage me to get my head down and my ass in gear to write more!
A Very Snippy Christmas
“That’s it. You’re definitely uninvited to Christmas now!"
“Well ho, ho, fucking-ho, luv!! That’s a real nice way to spread the Christmas spirit! And for your information I didn’t want to come to your bloody sickening scooby festivities.”
“Just shut up and do me!”
“Wha?...........Did you just.....”
“Yeah you heard right. Shove your dick in me and fuck me.”
“Thought you had to get back to organise your goody goody non-alcoholic eggnog and excruciatingly twee Christmas celebrations.”
“Uhuh, which is why you need to shut your mouth and get the hell on with it!”
“Well I might have a chance if you stopped bloody harassing me.”
“Blah, blah, blah.......not getting any younger over here!”
“Look, do you want it or not you gobby little wench?
“Well, duh!.......I thought I already made..............mmph...........Damnit! Don’t kiss me mid- rant! In fact don’t kiss me at all! I’m still mad at you.”
“What? No kissing at all?”
“Just do me!”
“Oi! Careful with the goods goildilocks. Don’t just yank it out past the zipper like that. Could put me right out of action!”
“Well get on with it!”
“Right then. That’s it. You want it? You’ll bloody well get it!”
“What the fuck are you doing? Less with the manhandling bleach boy.”
“Shut up. Just get yourself bent over the end of the bed.”
“Oomph. Geez! I was going! You didn’t need to push me...........ahhmmm.”
“Uummh. God that’s it! Satisfied now Slayer? Now that my dicks right up inside your pussy? Uunnnn. Is that what you wanted?”
“Shit!! Oh God! Yes, that’s it! Fuck me hard. Guuh Just like that. Shove it right up there!”
“Yeah you fucking love that don’t you? Love being bent over and fucked good and hard. Getting your pussy pounded.”
“Yeah. So what? Gguuuh. You love me taking your dick in. Especially when I.....uunggh....squeeze you just right.”
“Yeah. You fucking love THAT don’t you? Harder you bastard! Harder.”
“Right! Hold on to something. Gonna pound you till you can’t even walk straight!”
“That’s not all talk is it? Gnnh gnnh gnnh. Take it Slayer. Take my dick. That’s it. Squeeze me, milk me. Gonna cram you full of cum.”
“Make me squeeze you! Rub my clit damnit...uhh....yeah, that’s it....uuuhhhh!”
“Unnh unnh unnh. Gonna shoot in you. Make you scream, make you gush all over my cock! You want it harder don’t you, you little slut?”
“Yes....ohh...give it to me”
“SHIT!!!......OHHH Fucckkk Cummming!!!!”
“Whew.......I think you broke me. My legs aren’t co-operating!”
“Well, that’s what happens when you get all provoking!”
“Ok. Get off of me so I can get cleaned up and get back home.”
“Very romantic luv..............ok ok I’m moving. What about the fight? We still mad at each other?”
“Meh.......forget about it for now. I’m sure you’ll manage to piss me off some time soon. We can finish it then. Merry Christmas! Oh and Spikey? DO NOT even think of trying to pull me into the bathroom for a little re-run when you come round later.”
“Was that a wink you just gave me slayer?”
“Already done! Here, on your way out don’t slam the........”
“door. Bloody annoying little chit. Pull her into the bathroom? She'll get it before we even get near the bloody bathroom! Merry Fucking Christmas Slayer.”
A/N: Feedback would be greatly appreciated. I was attempting to paint pictures with our favourite couples words in this fic and I’d love to know how successful this was. Was it easy enough to understand who was speaking when? I attempted to write it as if it was something that was overheard from outside Spike’s crypt. Also I’m babbling a bit now in order to meet the minimum word limit. Maybe this ‘dialogue only’ thing isn’t such a good idea – this fic would have been two thousand words easy if I was writing the descriptions in between! I toyed with the idea of maybe making one characters words italic and the others normal text but I wanted to see if folks ‘got it’ without my needing to do this; also whether my characterisation is good enough just through dialogue to make it understandable for people. I actually got confused myself at some points where there were just noises going on so I’m not too worried about that! Speaking of noises I’m not entirely sure that they weren’t just annoying........did they work? Anyhoo, how the hell is everyone doing? I feel like I have been away from the Spuffy fold for SUCH a long time. Quite often I miss it a lot but I’ve been sooo busy that there has just been no way I could read let alone write anything! Got quite a long break coming up so hopefully I can be much more active (feel like I say that all the time and never get around to it so fingers crossed for this time!)Anyway think I’ve made up the word count now so I’ll shut up. Happy Holidays everyone – whatever you do, or don’t celebrate!
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