S-INERELLA
A Filthy poem, by LoobyLoo NC17
Our Buffy had a pseudonym, And that is S-inderella,
Sick and tired of chores all day, she was longing for a fella.
Big and strong, dark or blonde, she cared for not one jot,
A 10 inch dick, that didn’t come quick, she was hoping what he’d got!
She’d dream all day, and then at night she'd lie in bed frustrated,
Sweet 18 and never been kissed, heck, she’d never even dated!
She phoned her friend, pleaded, begged,
“Please help me find a man”, But Willow (who batted for the other side) said
“I don’t think I can!”
The male staff at the Double-meat, they didn’t get her going,
She just longed, for a good looking guy, to get her juices flowing!
I don’t care if he’s not got a car, his own house or a truck,
I just want him to smell nice, and know just how to fuck!
That night she went a ‘Bronzing’, that was the local club,
Somewhere you could dance to bands, or some Reggae dub,
She grind and shimmied, shook her booty, really got on down,
She let down her hair, and showed ‘em what’s there, she really went to town!
She mash potatoed, did the hustle, the shimmy and the bop,
She rock and rolled, and then discoed, and then she did the hop!
The guys all looked and they agreed, she really looked quite hot,
The way she moved around the floor, she showed ‘em what she’d got!
So they all stood round a-drinking, Dutch Courage what was needed,
They’d never heard of ‘Brewer’s Droop’ – a message they should have heeded,
Not one of them could get it up, it really was a shame,
Poor old Buffy, our Sinderella was fella-less again!
She looked into the mirror, she turned this way and that,
She wasn’t a stick-insect, but she certainly wasn’t fat!
“Do I need a boob job? – Or a tummy tuck?”
Just tell me what I’ve got to do, to get a decent fuck!
But over the horizon, came a Great White Hat,
Unfortunately for Buffy, it was on a fat white pratt!
“Buffy, I am Angel, I’ll help you with your plan,
I’m just the guy you’re looking for, I’ll will be your man”
Well our Buffy looked him down, and she looked at him back up,
“Tell me what you had in mind, you might just be in luck!”
“I’ll feed you with fine foods” he said, “I’ll show you the way”,
And then when you’ve eaten your fill, we will hit the hay!
“Don’t be such a moron, if we did it just like that,
When you lie on top of me, I will just go SPLAT!”
All this time a-lurking, was a vampire fair,
Working on a devious plan, to get her to his lair………
That night inside the graveyard, walking without a care,
She came upon the vampire, the one with bleach-blonde hair
“Come with me, little girl, and I’ll show you what I’ve got,”
And eyeing the bulge in the front of his pants, she knew it was a lot!
“Let me introduce myself, you can call me Spike,
But whilst were having sex together, you can call me what you like!”
“Oh, you’re very forward sir, I haven’t said yes yet!”
“Oh come on luv, this bod, this smirk, you KNOW I make you wet!”
“I suppose that’s true enough, look, my hearts a-flutter,”
On revealing her creamy breasts to him, The vamp was all a-stutter
“Now s-s-sstop that – little girl, it’s dangerous around this part,
Demons and ghoulies roam around, they might rip out your heart!”
“Oh god, oh no, we can’t have that, that would never do,
You must help me slay them, I’ll hit them with my shoe!”
“If I help you kill them, what will be my prize?”
“A night in bed with me, that’s a bout the size!”
Forget the demons, come with me, I’ll show you you’re in luck
For one thing I know best of all, I know just how to fuck!”
One thing about our vampire, he didn’t need asking twice,
He came up behind Buffy, being naughty in a trice
He rubbed his dick against her butt, and Buffy nearly fainted,
This was it, he’s the one, he’s as naughty as he’s painted!
Cheekbones to die for, buns of steel,
Is this vampire for real?
She smashed him back against the wall, did this with such ferocity,
She kissed him hard, and grabbed his balls, saying “enough of this verbosity!”
With a smirk, he said to her, “So, baby likes to play”
“YES! She cried, at last the time has come, for me to have my way!”
“Take me, take me now she cried, be strong, and don’t be wussy,
Fuck me till I can walk no more, get your dick inside my pussy!”
Well they did it on the steps, and they did it on the mat,
They did it up against the wall, and nearly squashed the cat!
Buffy was delirious, her pussy drenched in spunk,
All from this here vampire, the one dressed like a punk!
They did it front way facing, they did it front way back, she rode him like a pony,
She was taking for a hack!
“Ooh ride me baby, ride me”, was his plaintive cry,
As our no longer virgin Buffy heaved a great big sigh.
She nearly screamed the place down, and when all was said and done,
Our Buffy had just lost count how many times she’d cum!
Lying there exhausted, she said “we must repeat this soon”
Our vampire grinned and waggled his dick saying “’ow bout this afternoon!”
She grinned at him, and grabbed his dick, and sucked it like a lolly,
She didn’t care that her friends all thought with Spike it was sheer folly!
His fingers deep inside her core, thumb circling her clit,
Hips a-churning, she was learning, boy, that this was it!
So if you’re graveyard walking, in the dead of night,
Cries and screams you’ll be hearing, don’t fret you’ll see a sight,
Don’t worry that you’ll have to fight and come across like Rambo,
It’ll only be Spike and Buffy, doing the horizontal Mambo!
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05/18/17 04:16 am
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05/18/17 04:16 am
pj! I remember wishing one of your stories would be finished seriously about a decade ago. Amazing. I just tried an old password I used to use and amazingly got in too. Memories!
pj
03/20/17 01:20 am
10 yrs later, i finally rem my username and password. Pari, you rock. Hope you are well.
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12/23/16 01:12 pm
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AudryDaluz1
10/06/16 08:34 am
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Chrissel
08/31/16 03:45 pm
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Chrissel
08/31/16 03:43 pm
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