Home
Register
Recent
Categories
Authors
Series
Titles
Completed
Help
Search
Betas
Links
Find-A-Fic
Spuffy Twitter
LiveJournal
Top 10
Contact Us


RSS
Chit-Chat
squawks
05/18/17 04:16 am
pj! I remember wishing one of your stories would be finished seriously about a decade ago. Amazing. I just tried an old password I used to use and amazingly got in too. Memories!
pj
03/20/17 01:20 am
10 yrs later, i finally rem my username and password. Pari, you rock. Hope you are well.
Rabbit_moon1
12/23/16 01:12 pm
I donate every month. Please donate to keep this site up!
AudryDaluz1
10/06/16 08:34 am
Great post.
Chrissel
08/31/16 03:45 pm
And anyone else who loves this site, it's worth mentioning there's a nifty little "Donate" option just below the shout box here! ;)
Chrissel
08/31/16 03:43 pm
Just wanted to take a moment to thank Pari and all the mods for maintaining such a great site!
Support
Author's Corner
Penname: The Enemy of Reality [Contact] Real name: Patri
Member Since: 11/13/2007
Membership status: Member
Bio:
I'm a journalism student terrified of pigeons (damn those bloodthirsty flying rats) and in love with people who have a sense of humour. I divide my food into separate piles before eating it, which is probably one of the reasons people think I'm weird. Well, there is also that thing where I like to walk around my flat naked, but I assume not many people know about that.

I love writing and I know many authors have probably said this but... feedback means a lot. A LOT! If you've reviewed any fic of mine you know I always reply. Sometimes I even manage to be funny! Or creepy. I guess that depends on your point of view. ;)

If you want to drop me an e-mail, you can always do that here: the.enemy.of.reality[at]hotmail.com
Web Site: http://dark-solace.org/elysian/viewuser.php?uid=482
Yahoo IM: The Enemy of Reality
Beta-reader: 0
[Report This]
Stories [9] Series [0] Reviews [131] Favorite Series [0] Favorites [27]
 
Reviews by The Enemy of Reality

Sweet Sixteen by pattyanne Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 154]
Summary: William and Buffy are teenage neighbors meeting for the first time. Love and hormones rage!
Categories: NC-17 Fics Characters: None
Genres: Romance Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Completed: No Word count: 55585
Published: 05/23/2004 Updated: 05/10/2005
Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 03/06/2008 Title: Chapter 1: part 1

Ooh...sexy William....I love it!!! :))

Switched by Mabel Marsters Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 39]
Summary: Buffy is fighting a demon, Gile's is trying to help and Spike is enjoying just watching! Then something happens and it's down to Buffy to try to sort it out! Set in season four - Buffy and spike feature in every chapter but not romantically as sticking to canon - just thought you might like to see this - was the third fic I wrote. Bit of fun! Let me know what you think!! WINNER OF BEST COMEDY AND BEST PLOT AT THE SUNNYDALE MEMORIAL FANFICTION AWARDS
Categories: Comedy fics Characters: None
Genres: None Warnings: Adult Language
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes Word count: 16000
Published: 02/16/2008 Updated: 02/23/2008
Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 03/06/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Oops!

Oooh!! I really like the twist!!! Let Giles see how it is to be Spike when the scoobies treat him like a dirt!

Author's Response: I just couldn't resist the thought of what the two of them would be like!!

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 03/06/2008 Title: Chapter 2: A Bit Of A Problem

Giles was in Spikes body for a really short time and he has already managed to get himself into trouble by being recaptured! I like the way they can see each other lives in real perspective!!

Author's Response: spike won't be impressed!!

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 03/06/2008 Title: Chapter 3: Poor Giles

They really need to get him out or he will get himself killed!

Author's Response: they do indeed!!

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 03/06/2008 Title: Chapter 4: Hostile 17

Oh yeah....Spikes body is definitely hot!!! :DD

Author's Response: Had to put that visual in!! lol !

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 03/06/2008 Title: Chapter 5: The Escape

Poor Spike...having to put up with that unfit body! lol

Author's Response: just thought how effortless and fluid his usual movements are and then there's giles's lumbering gait! Tee hee!!

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 03/06/2008 Title: Chapter 8: A Rude Awakening...

Spike can obviously make himself at home in every situation! lol

Author's Response: I did have fun writing this fic!! :)

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 03/06/2008 Title: Chapter 9: Mm...Tasty!

Spike is one sneaky bastard! LOL....This story would deserve a spuffy sequel, dont u think? :)) As a compensation for those evil pancakes of yours which u didnt forget to mention again!!! lol

Author's Response: I liked that I had him being so sneaky with poor ole Giles' blood!! and sneaking a kiss - yes i think a spuffy sequel might just happen one day! Pancakes? What pancakes - snigger!!

Backdoor Buffys by CallMeKitten Rated: AO-AdultsOnly Liked [Reviews - 24]
Summary:
Buffy gets exposed to a magical goo,
That somehow makes Buffy X 2!
Out the backdoor to Spike's they flew,
A game of dares is what they all do!

Happy Birthday to YOU,
Spike182!

Categories: Porn w/o Plot fics Characters: None
Genres: Parody Warnings: Sexual Situations, Freaky/Kinky
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5000
Published: 08/19/2009 Updated: 08/19/2009
Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 08/19/2009 Title: Chapter 1: oneshot wonder

You have totally just kiled me!! Seriously, this was HOT, so hot actually, that it's giving me problems to form a coherent thoght! And imagine what would ensue if Spike did dip his hand in the goo too... two Buffys and two Spikes, or a Buffy and two Spikes! *dreamy sigh* Sizzling story by an awesome writer. Thank you!!!

Author's Response: Thanks soooo much for your review and compliments! *gigglin at your status*

The Girl with Flaxen Hair by Unbridled Brunette Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 92]
Summary: As he succumbs to the same illness that robbed him of his family, a lonely man finds solace in a dream... (Buffy/William)

Categories: General Fics Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Completed: No Word count: 36822
Published: 04/14/2010 Updated: 06/27/2011
Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 04/07/2011 Title: Chapter 11: XI

I absolutely love this and I admire your writing style. :) Nobody writes William like you do. Can't wait for the next chapter!!

Author's Response: How kind of you to say! I was afraid maybe this version of William wasn\'t going over so well with readers. Thank you so much for taking the time to review. :)

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 06/28/2011 Title: Chapter 13: XIII

Another amazing chapter!! I really liked the way you let us see William through the eyes of someone else. He's so miserable and it makes my heart ache for him. I can't wait to read more!

Author's Response: I was a little nervous about this chapter being entirely in the perspective of original characters, so it\'s wonderful to know you enjoyed it so much. Thank you for taking the time to review! :D

Daddy's Little Girl by spikes slayer Rated: AO-AdultsOnly Liked [Reviews - 18]
Summary: After a whirlwind romance, Spike's wife Joyce tragically passes away, leaving Spike to be the full time parent of a 17yr old Buffy. What happens when Spike starts *noticing* his step-daughter? WARNING- will be kinky-- if this type of story doesn't interest you, please don't read
Categories: General NC-17 Fics Characters: None
Genres: Romance Warnings: Adult Language, Freaky/Kinky, Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 2429
Published: 01/09/2011 Updated: 01/09/2011
Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 01/10/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Such a great start! Really loved Spike's POV. I'm looking forward to reading more of this yummy story. Pleeease, give us more! ;)

Name by Minx DeLovely Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 240]
Summary: Revised Summary

Spike's lover is a stranger; he doesn't know anything about the girl who visits him night after night, not even her real name. This is a dark, kinky neo-noir that is not for the faint of heart. To give specific warnings would give away the whole plot, but be prepared for anything.

Winner of Best Plot in round twenty-four of the Sunnydale Memorial Fanfiction awards. Runner up for Best Angst.



Thanks to everyone who voted for this story!


Categories: NC-17 Fics Characters: None
Genres: Action, Angst, Horror Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Completed: Yes Word count: 74862
Published: 01/19/2011 Updated: 08/13/2011
Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 03/25/2011 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27

Oooh, I wonder what plans Oz has up his sleeve! And how does Spike fit into it.

Btw, LOL to your end notes. :D How do you know there are no werewolves in the Schenley Park? You can never be too sure. ;) Also, pleeeease give us more!

Author's Response: You\'re right, I shouldn\'t have implied the park was werewolf free. Thanks for the comment!

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 03/25/2011 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26

What a nice touch with the Randy and Joan. :) I love Tabula Rasa!! Amazing way to describe their differencies and how Buffy was finally able to understand Spike's needs. I can't believe there's only one more chapter before I'll have to wait for an update. Darn it! I love this story. :)

Author's Response: You\'re so sweet, thank you.

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 03/18/2011 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22

They have such a great harmony between them. Love this story!!!

Author's Response: Thank you, I was striving for a sense of family between the characters.

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 03/18/2011 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23

Oh crap! How did Wesley find them?? Also, I forgot to mention how absolutely cute is Spike's foot fetish. lol Great chapter as always. :)

Author's Response: Spike\'s foot fetish is based on the movie \"Sid & Nancy.\" In that film Sid Vicious had a foot fetish and since Spike was based on him I always thought it would be neat to give him a foot fetish. I thought for this story it really worked because his character is so into being dominated, he actually fantasizes about being stepped on. Also, Wesley had been tracking them through his connections in the demon community. He was following clusters of disappearances.

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 03/18/2011 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24

Aaaah, you're killing me here! I can't believe what happened and now I gotta go read more asap.

Author's Response: Thanks! I was going for tense, glad it hit the mark.

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 03/18/2011 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25

Such a tension filled chapter. And I really love your descritptions, they always make the image play like a movie in my mind. Loved the chapter!!

Author's Response: Thank you!

Goddess by xaphania Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 42]
Summary: Buffy Summers is the hot teacher everyone lusts over, William Giles her student. He’s thrilled to have been roped into helping her out over the summer; she’s just trying to fight her attraction to him.
Categories: NC-17 Fics Characters: None
Genres: Romance Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No Word count: 12641
Published: 04/09/2011 Updated: 10/11/2011
Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 10/11/2011 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter Six

I was so excited to see an update to this awesome story!!! Loved it all, the angst in the beginning and the way they reconciled.Love the way you write. :)

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 09/02/2011 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter Five

Just found this and read it all at once. I love it!!! Love the emotions running undercurrent throughout the whole story and I realy hope you'll give us another awesome chapter when you can. :)

The Fog of War by KittyKarnivore Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 19]
Summary: This is the third story in the "Dirty Blondes" series. The tale picks up where "Break a Leg" left off, shifting back to Spike's POV once more.

Now that the opening salvos have been fired from both sides, the ex-arch-enemies wage war with sexual gymnastics, dirty laundry and words, words, words...


Categories: NC-17 Fics Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance Warnings: Adult Language, Freaky/Kinky, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges:
Series: Dirty Blondes
Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes Word count: 12906
Published: 04/20/2011 Updated: 02/17/2013
Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 04/22/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Tip of the Spear

This is SO amazing. :) Exactly how I picture Spike's regular day would go post-chip. It's both funny in its normalcy and equally heartbreaking. And oh yeah, your writing style rocks! ;)

Author's Response: Thank you so muc, Enemy! I had a lot of fun writing this chapter, and imagining his day.

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 05/01/2011 Title: Chapter 2: Reinforcements

Oh, that anonymous review was from me. Didn't notice I had been logged out. LOVE thi story!!! Had to say it again. ;)

Author's Response: Thanks again, Enemy of Reality!

Everyone Knows That School Dances are Bloody Stupid or How Not to Ask a Girl to the School Dance by Dorians Kitten Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 32]
Summary: William Pratt needs to make some changes in his life. The first step is asking the pretty girl across the street to go to the school dance with him. He is going to try today.
Categories: General Fics Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance Warnings: Adult Language
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes Word count: 8979
Published: 04/28/2011 Updated: 05/11/2011
Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 05/01/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, this breaks my heart! But, you know, in a good way because I'm a glutton for punishment and enjoy a bit of angst from time to time. I knew she wouldn't ask him after I read your A/N. lol I LOVE the way you write. Awesome dialogue. :)

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 05/01/2011 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Aaah, silly Buffy for preferring the Big Forehead Angel instead of William. I love the way you write him. So William-like in the way he lacks self-confidence but at the same time a bit rough. Mmm... *happy sigh*

On a funny side note, I saw somewhere on the net (was it Facebook?) a guy posted a note from his landlord that forbade the occupants of the flat from masturbating in the shower because it doesn't dissolve in water and kept clogging the pipes. Apparently, the guys living there did it so much and frequently it became a real issue. LOL Just remembered this because of poor William not being able to use the shower. :D

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 05/11/2011 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

Warm fuzzies? CHECK!!!!! :D I about melted into the floor at the adorableness this William was. I especially loved the part where he reserved all the dances, even the one that will happen in two years... oh, sorry... seventeen months. LMAO Such an awesome story!!!! :)