NEW - Agent Cardboard
Agent Ditz
Agent Iowa
Agent Lilac Lesbo
NEW - All Night Buffet
Angel Food
Aqua Velva Man
Backstreet Riley
Bessie's Bride
NEW - Bite Me Boy
Blank Man
Boy Blunder
Brainy-lack
Captain America
Captain Bland
NEW - Captain Cardboard
Captain Chicken Legs
Captain Corn Freak
NEW - Captain Cotton Ball
NEW - Captain Country
Captain Dogly
Captain Dork the Floppy Hair Goob
Captain Farmboy
Captain Nice
Captain Non-Amazing
Captain Pansy
Captain Thoracic Nerve
NEW - Commander Death Wish
Commander Goofy Grunt
Commando Spice
Cornball Courageous
Corn-fed Beefstick
Corn-fed Cowboy
Corn-fed Commando
NEW - Courtly Commando
Creampuff Comando
Dead Man Finn
Doof Troop
Drug-induced Corn Husker
Evil Farm Boy
Farm Fresh
Farm Fresh Egghead
NEW - Feather Head
Fish Boy
Fishead
Floppy Haired Floozy
Four-Minute Wonder
GI Joe Wannabe
NEW - Gimpy Farmer Boy Finn
GI Shmoe
NEW - Got-my-panties-in-a-knot-cuz-I-need-way-too-much-attention Finn
NEW - Happy Meal
Hayseed Love Child of Barney and a Power Ranger
NEW - Hic-ish Farmboy Wussy-Puss
Hick On A Stick
NEW - Huckleberry Finn
NEW - "I only do push ups in front of Buffy so I can look tough but don't tell anyone" Finn
Iowa Potatohead
NEW - Joss's very own Wesley Crusher
Lesbian Corn Boy
Lesbian Joe
Lilac Corncob
Lilac Corncob Fish Boy
The Lilac Cowboy
Lilac Git
Lilac Lemming
Lilac Lesbian
Lilac Lesbian Boy
Lilac Lesbian Cow-lover
Lilac Lesbian King
Lord of the Can'ts
Luke-Skywalker wannabe
Mighty Mouse
Mr. Boring
Mr. Here's EXACTLY what I am thinkin'
Mr. Never Asks Questions
Mr. Udder Lover
NEW - Mr. "Yeah I'll take those 'vitamins' without any questions"
NEW - Mush-muscles
Nipple Spice
Not So Super Man
Pansy Angel Wannabe
Pansy-Ass Backstreet Farm Boy
Pansy-Ass Schoolgirl from Iowa
Poofy Doof
Potato Nose
Potato Picker Boy
Powderpuff Brigade Boy
Princess Tiny
Puff o' Hay
Puny Purple Pinocchio
Repellant Man - able to repel shirts of all fabrics
Retch-ley
Riley the Amazing Corn Eating Dog
NEW - Riley "bigger-breasts-than-Buffy-I'm-a-country-boy-and-I'm-ok" Finn
Riley "The Fish Stick" Finn
NEW - Riley-I'm such a poof I can't tell my Real girlfriend from a skank who looks like her- Finn
Riley "I've only caught 7 HST's cause I'm a pathetic loser" Finn
Riley "I WISH I was the dark, handsome guy who'd done you wrong" Finn
Riley -mild-mannered-TA-by-day-army-bigot-by-night- Finn
Riley "Sorry-mate-u-ain't-got-a-chance-in-hell-with-Angel-around" Farmboy
Riley Spice
Riley "thank-you-sir-may-i-have-another" Finn
Riley Who?
Robot Riley
The Shirtless Wonder
Soldier Dog
NEW - Strengthless Wonder
Stupid Farm Boy Hick with Painted On Muscles
NEW - Suck-my-arm Finn
NEW - Suck My Bloooood Finn
Teutonic Boy Toy
Thoracic Nerve Guy
Three Hour Whore
Viagra Boy
Whipped Soldier
Wonder Bread
Wonder Pawn
Wooden Boy
Wussy Wanker
NEW - Vampyre Lover