Tara: "Do you like cats?"
Willow: "I'm more of a dog person, myself. But I'm not, like, death to all cats."

Willow: "You mean it'd be sort of like a familiar?"
Tara: "Actually, I was thinking it would be sort of like a pet. You know, we could name her Trixie, or Miss Kitty Fantastico or something."

Tara: "I want my room to be Willow-friendly."

Tara: "So, I'm excited about the Scooby meeting. I think. What's it about?"
Willow: "I'm not sure. Probably just your garden-variety disaster."

Buffy: "My kill-count's way down."
Willow: "She means there's been less bad-guy activity."

Xander: "Buffy doesn't make her quota - bad Slayer!"

Riley: "We got demons coming out our ears."
Willow: "That's a metaphor."
Tara: "I got it, thanks."
Willow: "I'm overhelping, aren't I?"

Willow: "When did you get back?"
Oz: "Pretty much now."

Xander: "Oz, man. Hate to sound grandma, but... you don't call, you don't write."
Oz: "Yeah. Sorry."

Anya: "Everyone's uncomfortable now."

Xander: "So, um, I was missing something this afternoon, wasn't I? I mean, breakups are tough, but when Oz walked in, it seemed like emotions were running extra high."
Buffy: "Oz and Willow had a rough breakup."

Riley: "Man, that was record time."
Buffy: "It's no fun when they're that easy."
Riley: "Speak for yourself."

Riley: "Oz is a werewolf, and Willow was dating him?!"
Buffy: "Yes. Hence the high emotions."
Riley: "Man, you're kidding me? I got to say I'm surprised. I didn't think Willow was that kind of girl."
Buffy: "What kind of girl?"
Riley: "Into dangerous guys. She seemed smarter than that."
Buffy: "Oz is not dangerous. Something happened to him that wasn't his fault. God, I never knew you were such a bigot."
Riley: "Whoa! Hey, how did we get to bigot? I'm just saying it's a little weird to date someone who tries to eat you once a month."

Oz: "I talked to Xander, and he said you didn't have a new guy."
Willow: "No. No new guy."

Oz: "A woman in Tibet traded it to me for the Radiohead record. Got a lot of mileage out of the barter system."

Oz: "This warlock in Romania sent me to the monks there to learn some meditation techniques. Very intense. All about keeping your inner cool."
Willow: "Good. 'Cause you were such a spaz before."

Willow: "So that's it? You keep your inner cool and no more wolfie?"

Willow: "Some of it, you know, was me telling myself I hated you, and cursing your name. Not literally."
Oz: "Well, thanks for that."

Willow: "Well, I believe a manly-sized breakfast is in order, don't you?"
Oz: "Or we could just... sleep a little while. Whatever you want."
Willow: "I'll have the less confusing waffles right now."

Riley: "Okay, I've been up less than a minute, and somehow I've managed to piss you off."

Buffy: "You sounded like Mr. Initiative. Demons bad. People good."
Riley: "Something wrong with that theorem?"
Buffy: "There's different degrees of..."
Riley: "Evil?"

Buffy: "Wait. Last night was a wolf-moon, right?"
Willow: "Yup."
Buffy: "Either you're about to tell me something incredibly kinky, or..."
Willow: "No kink."

Buffy: "Okay, I'm all with the whoo-hoo, here, and you're not."
Willow: "No, there's "whoo," and "hoo." But there's "uh-oh" and "why now?" And it's complicated."
Buffy: "Why complicated?"
Willow: "It's complicated... because of Tara."
Buffy: "You mean Tara has a crush on Oz? No, you... Oh! Oh."

Spike: "From the sound of those massive mud flaps, I'd peg you as a demon. Which means you're in for a world of... pain?"

Adam: Spike, I want you to come with me."
Spike: "Do you? Well, let's go then. Ow."

Oz: "Hey. I thought I smell-- heard Willow."

Oz: "Run."

Spike: "The thing about the Slayer is, she is a whiney little thing, but when it comes to the fighting, she does have a slight tendency to win."
Adam: "Then I guess you should be on her side."

Spike: "No tricks?"
Adam: "Scout's honor."
Spike: "You were a boy scout?"
Adam: "Parts of me."

Willow: "Tara said they took him right before she found me."
Anya: "So, that's good, right? I mean, they probably haven't had time to eviscerate him yet."
Xander: "An, you can help by making this a quiet time."

Xander: "It'd be great if we knew someone dating a man on the inside, someone with connections. Oh, wait!"

Giles: "How did you get in?"
Spike: "The door was unlocked. You might want to watch that, Rupert. Someone dangerous could get in."
Buffy: "Or someone formerly dangerous and currently annoying."
Spike: "Now, now. None of that. Or I won't help you get Red's mongrel back."

Giles: "Short of cash, Spike?"
Spike: "I happen to be seeking monetary gratification, yeah."

Colonel: They're anarchists, Finn. Too backwards for the real world."

Colonel: You'll go to your grave labelled a traitor. No woman's worth that."

Buffy: "I've mentioned how much I'm going to kill you if this is a scam, right?"
Spike: "Look, would I wear this if I wasn't on the up-and-up?"
Willow: "You do sort of look like an evil olive."

Spike: "For a nasty town like Sunnydale, nobody seems to mind their locks."

Anya: "Slap my hand now."
Giles: "Beg your pardon?"
Anya: "In celebration."
Giles: "Oh. Yes." (high-fives Anya)
Anya: "Ow!"

Riley: "How'd you get in?"
Buffy: "Talk later. Stealthy escape now."

Riley: "Buffy, I leave now, I can't ever come back. (pause) I just wanted to hear that out loud."

Buffy: "Stay back... or I'll pull a William Burroughs on your leader here."
Xander: "You'll bore him to death with free prose?"
Buffy: "Was I the only one awake in English that day? I'll kill him."

Colonel: You're a dead man, Finn."
Riley: "No, sir. I'm an anarchist. "

Buffy: "Quite a day, huh? You woke up to a big bowl of Wheaties, now you're a fugitive."

Buffy: "You found out that Willow was in kind of an unconventional relationship, and it gave you a momentary wiggins. It happens."

Willow: "You stopped the wolf from coming out. I saw it."
Oz: "But I couldn't look at you. I mean, it turns out, the one thing that brings it out of me is you. Which falls under the heading of ironic in my book."
Willow: "It was my fault. I upset you."
Oz: "So, we're safe then, 'cause you'll never do that again."

Oz: "But you're happy?"
Willow: "I am. I can't explain it..."
Oz: "It may be safer for both of us if you don't."

Willow: "I feel like some part of me will always be waiting for you. Like if I'm old and blue-haired, and I turn the corner in Istanbul, and there you are, I won't be surprised... because you're with me, you know?"
Oz: "I know. But now is not that time, I guess."

Willow: "What are you gonna do?"
Oz: "I think I better take off."
Willow: "When?"
Oz: "Pretty much now."

Tara: "You have to be with the person you love."
Willow: "I am."
Tara: "You mean...?"
Willow: "I mean. Okay?"
Tara: "Oh, yes."
Willow: "I feel horrible about everything I put you through. And I'm going to make it up to you. Starting right now."
Tara: "Right now?"
Willow: (nods)
Tara: (blows out candle)