Giles: "Do you ignore everything I say as a rule?"
Buffy: "No, I believe that's your trick."

Buffy: "And you'll be stopping me how?"
Giles: "By appealing to your common sense, if such a creature exists."

Xander: "Ooh, stretchy! Where was I?"
Willow: "You were pretending that seeing scantily-clad girls in revealing
postures was a spiritual experience."
Xander: "Who said I was pretending?"

Buffy: "That much quality time with my mom would probably lead to some
quality matricide."

Amy: "Oh, how I hate this, let me count the ways."

Willow: "That girl's on fire!"
Cordelia: "Enough with the hyperbole!"

Giles: "That's the thrill of living on the Hellmouth. There's a virtual cornucopia
of fiends and devils and ghould to engage! Pardon me for seeing the glass half
full."

Buffy: "You guys don't have to get involved."
Xander: "What do you mean? We're a team. Aren't we a team?"
Willow: "Yeah, you're the Slayer. We're, like, the Slayerettes."

Xander: "I laugh in the face of danger, and then I hide until it goes away."

Willow: "Yeah, her mom's kinda'..."
Buffy: "Nazi-like?"
Willow: "Heil."

Cordelia: "I have a dream. It's me on the cheerleading squad, adored by every
varsity male as far as the eye can see. We have to achieve our dreams, or else
we wither and die."

Xander: "That's why you're so cool! You're like a guy! You're my guy friend that
knows about girl stuff."
Willow: "Oh great. I'm a guy."

Xander: "One of those girls hit me really hard. We should test for steroids."

Xander: "For I am Xander, King of Cretins. May all lesser cretins bow before
me."

Willow: "You're not invisible to Buffy."
Xander: "It's worse. I'm just a part of the scenery. Like an old shoe, or a rug that
you walk on every day but don't really see it."
Willow: "Like a pen that's all chewed up and you know you should throw it
away. But you don't, not because you like is so much. More 'cause you're just
used to it."
Xander: "Well, yeah, that is the point. You don't have to drive it through my
head like a railroad spike."

Cordelia: "I don't wanna' drive today, Mr. Pole."
Mr. Pole: "You've flunked Driver's Ed. twice already. Show me some moves or
you'll be taking the bus to college."

Xander: "First vampires, now witches. No wonder you can still afford a house
in Sunnydale."

Giles: "Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?"
Willow: "Maybe because they met her? Did I say that?"

Xander: "It's not what you think!"
Willow: "You like to look at the semi-nude engravings?"
Xander: "Oh, well, I guess it is what you think."

Xander: "We're right behind you, only further back."

Buffy: "The test was positive. She's our Sabrina."

Buffy: "You're my friend! You're my Xander-shaped friend!"

Buffy: "You're not like other boys at all. You are totally and completely one of
the girls!"

Willow: "I need to talk to you. I can help you."
Amy: "Help me? With what?"
Willow: Well--well you know, all your witchcraft. I know this really good
cauldron. Do you actually ride a broom?"

Amy: "I'm just happy to have my body back. I'm thinking of getting fat."
Buffy: "You know, I hear that look's in for Spring."