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| Fun With Dick and Kate by Oracleholly |
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| Nemo | Where's Dick? | 07/07/2006 09:15 am |
| *LMAO* Hilarious! Just hilarious! I loved all of the penis jokes... “Be careful men, suspect has been known to hang out with a couple of nuts.” *lol* |
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| maryperk | Where's Dick? | 05/16/2006 04:54 pm |
| More, more dick. Please. I'm not above begging. |
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| Barb | Where's Dick? | 04/11/2006 07:56 pm |
| LOL that was toooo damn funny!!! |
| Thank you! |
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| Esther | Where's Dick? | 04/08/2006 12:19 am |
| OMG!!! That's freaking hilarious!! More, I beg you!! |
| more soon, promise |
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| spikeslovebite | Where's Dick? | 04/07/2006 08:53 pm |
| oh the irony of jess and I being cops....**SNERK** |
yes... quite. With Waywardchilde too. Never gonna happen in a MILLION years! lol
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| rayning_stars | Where's Dick? | 04/07/2006 05:02 pm |
| Oh god, this is so funny I had to stop every three seconds to roll around on the floor for good measure. If that's not innuendo, I don't know what is. |
| Thank you! be careful now, rolling on the floor is an art form. |
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| gotkona | Where's Dick? | 04/07/2006 10:39 am |
| ROTFL That was just too funny. |
| thank you! |
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| SpaceLord | Where's Dick? | 04/07/2006 09:52 am |
| LOL....this has got to be the wierdest start to a spuffy story I've ever read. |
| thank you, I think. That's a compliment right? |
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| mts.tyra | Where's Dick? | 04/07/2006 09:30 am |
OMG!!! How can you write this stuff? I wouldn't be able because I'd just keep on laughing. And you managed to post the 2nd chappy so soon... *bows her head in respect*
Doesn't the police have some kind of sketch-artist they could use to draw a picture...? *ROFLHAO*
BTW if Angel ever gets his Dicky back and in place, wouldn't that be one of those "moments of perfect happiness"?
-mts.tyra-
mts.tyra@gmail.com |
| I write and laugh at the same time. A sketch artist... well, nah, not going to spoil it for you. |
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| redwulf50 | Where's Dick? | 04/07/2006 05:25 am |
lol, poor Angel and his poor little pecker  |
| yeah, I can tell you are really all heartbroken about it. lol |
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| Megan | Where's Dick? | 04/07/2006 02:25 am |
| OMG! Poor Cordelia being sullied with such information, LOL. I can just imagine the police making sucha situation totally public and any bystanders getting the goss. Great chapter, Holly!! |
| Yes, poor Queen C having to endure this humiliation. lol |
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| Delicia | Where's Dick? | 04/07/2006 02:08 am |
| *snort* The jokes were fabulous!! |
| *takes a bow* TY |
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| MarzBar | Where's Dick? | 04/07/2006 02:02 am |
| ROTFLMAO!!! “Suspect has been known to be able to vary its size. It sometimes had been known to wear a hoodie.” That did it. I was relatively quiet with chuckling and giggling until then. Will you continue this lurid tale about Dick? |
| of course, I'm continuing... there's lots more in store for *cough* Dick *cough* |
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| ~*~Tasha~*~ | Where's Dick? | 04/07/2006 01:59 am |
| Oh my gosh! {dying ont he floor laughing so hard her hubby wondered what the heck was wrong with her} You already have chapter two up and I'm laughing my ass off here. Oh ... this is too funny. The hoody, various sizes, hangs out with nuts ... oh man ... I needed this to brighten my night so badly. Thank you ... thank you .... thank you. |
| Your poor hubby. lol Did you show him what you were reading? |
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| jl1980 | Where's Dick? | 04/07/2006 01:50 am |
| lol...this story rocks, i'm laughing hysterically here...wonderful wonderful job ;) |
| yay! thanks |
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| Irina | Where's Dick? | 04/07/2006 01:50 am |
OMG! The dialogue between the officers was hysterical!  Great update! |
| thank you! |
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| Randi Giles | Where's Dick? | 04/07/2006 12:57 am |
| If Oz sniffs out the penis I'm gonna fall out of my chair...hhheeehheee (suspect has been known to hang out with nuts)hheeee |
| glad you are enjoying |
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| Elizabeth Anne Summers | Where's Dick? | 04/07/2006 12:41 am |
| Oh my GAWD!!! *howls with laughter* And just let guess why Oz's there! To sniff out the victim??? *laughs even harder* |
| ummm not quite, but good guess |
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| Jackofspikes | Where's Dick? | 04/07/2006 12:24 am |
| please more...I've been good! |
| Yes, you have. More will be coming soon. |
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| kim | Where's Dick? | 04/07/2006 12:22 am |
| Hmm, is Oz there with the Gem of Amara? |
| Perhaps, perhaps not. |
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| Robyn | Where's Dick? | 04/06/2006 11:35 pm |
You had me laughing from about the first word to the last, and the jokes the officers were saying still have me laughing. And I loved Cordy all worried about Angel being hurt mostly because of the income she would loose. And yea you have included Oz, I love Oz and am looking forward to him being there. Thanks for telling me of that link, I know there are crazies out there, but he is nuts.  |
| yeah...you have to wonder what that guy was on. And remember this is Angel S1 Cordy, before she found the Dennis apartment, living in that shack of an apartment Cordy. So yeah, she's going to be concerned about her income. |
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| Niamh | Where's Dick? | 04/06/2006 11:32 pm |
| roflmao. . . . what a hoot!!!!! |
| So glad you like it Nia! |
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| kimbclar | Where's Dick? | 04/06/2006 11:28 pm |
| I love you, I really do! I haven't laughed this much reading a fic in forever. |
| squee! thanks! |
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| neo_trinityknot | Where's Dick? | 04/06/2006 11:27 pm |
| HA! Suspect has been known to wear a hoodie! |
| *takes a bow* |
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| Karyn | Where's Dick? | 04/06/2006 11:15 pm |
rofl...omg...cant breathe....gasp... falls in the floor...dies!
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| Quick get me the paddles! Must revive Karen. Keep Willow away. |
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| CutieSaiyajin | Where's Dick? | 04/06/2006 11:06 pm |
| Oh god, I'm laughing my butt off here! I can't wait to read more! |
thanks!
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| Max | Where's Dick? | 04/06/2006 11:05 pm |
| HAHAHAHAHA *cant breathe* HAHAHAHA |
| It's okay. Breathe with me...In and Out. In....and...out |
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| slinkypsychokit | Where's Dick? | 04/06/2006 10:55 pm |
//“Consider the suspect armed and dangerous. Suspect has been known to explode using some type of white, milky substance. We don’t know if it’s toxic or not.”//
ROFLMAO!! What's so scary is that this actually sounds like something Jesse'd say!
Now the hotel's been invaded by Oz. Gotta admit, for once I'd love to see Xander show up unannounced. |
| which reminds me I need to add that this take places during post "harsh light of day" and "in the dark." yes, Jesse would say something like that. |
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| maryperk | Where's Dick? | 04/06/2006 10:39 pm |
| Hilarious. |
| glad you liked |
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| UncagedMuse | Where's Dick? | 04/06/2006 10:38 pm |
| I can't breath! Stop stop your killing me! No I need more. Gimme more please! |
| *hands over a paper bag* easy girl! |
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| vladt | Much Ado About Dick | 04/06/2006 07:27 pm |
| just the laugh i needed today. thank you, very, very much. loved it. |
| you are welcome! |
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| ~*~Tasha~*~ | Much Ado About Dick | 04/06/2006 03:35 pm |
| ROFL!! Oh my gosh ... how did he lose his penis? Even Angel wouldn't be stupid enough to leave that "lying" around. LOL. This is too funny. I can't wait for more. You have me in stitches. I wonder why Buffy showed up. |
| How Angel lost it will be discovered later on. All will be reveiled. *evil grin* |
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| Delicia | Much Ado About Dick | 04/06/2006 03:12 pm |
| This was milk gushing outta nose funny!! Loved it!! |
| *hands you a napkin* glad you are enjoying it. |
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| Jackofspikes | Much Ado About Dick | 04/06/2006 02:42 pm |
| it's even funnier the second time...more please, please, please |
Yay! A second read!
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| Jackofspikes | Much Ado About Dick | 04/06/2006 02:40 pm |
| Rofl.....lmao....oh God...I can't breathe...shit...fell off the chair...this soooo needs a sequel! |
| actually Chap 2 is being written now. breathe honey, I need more Penny. |
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| Elizabeth Anne Summers | Much Ado About Dick | 04/06/2006 02:36 pm |
| OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls over laughing loudly* The wankless wanker!! |
| tee hee |
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| Esther | Much Ado About Dick | 04/06/2006 02:19 pm |
| OMG!!!! I'm too busy laughing to answer properly!! Fracking great!!! MORE!!!! |
| Thanks Esther. I'm having a frelling good time write this. |
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| Karyn | Much Ado About Dick | 04/06/2006 01:53 pm |
*dies laughing* omg!!! that is sooo evil...i love it!!!!
Dru cried out, "Do it again, do it again".
lmao!!! |
Thank you! ummm should I bring Dru to the party?
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| neo_trinityknot | Much Ado About Dick | 04/06/2006 01:07 pm |
| You are sick and twisted...MORE! |
| Thank you, I try! Sometimes it's hard being me. lol |
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| mts.tyra | Much Ado About Dick | 04/06/2006 11:29 am |
This story is hilarious! I just couldn't stop laughing for half an hour... I needed that. *biggrin*
As much as I love the situation Angel's in, I hope that Buffy's appearance will make things a tad bit more interesting.
Looking forward to next chapters,
-mts.tyra-
mts.tyra@gmail.com |
| It makes me happy that your day started off right...with laughter. |
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| bloodshedbaby | Much Ado About Dick | 04/06/2006 10:15 am |
| *giggles* This is priceless! Good bit of writing sweets! *hugs you* Looking forward to seeing what happens next! I like your Kate voice. *sighs* I actually liked her... |
| Thank you my dear. I liked Kate too. |
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| kimbclar | Much Ado About Dick | 04/06/2006 09:27 am |
LOL! ROTF!
Thank you! You made my morning. |
| glad to have started your day off right *smile* |
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| Max | Much Ado About Dick | 04/06/2006 09:21 am |
| HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! |
| lol |
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| Irina | Much Ado About Dick | 04/06/2006 06:53 am |
| Fantastic start! This is gonna be one fun read. Can't wait until the next update! |
| Thanks, it will be very soon. |
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| redwulf50 | Much Ado About Dick | 04/06/2006 05:58 am |
| Weee Wilyless Wanker ROFLMAO |
| tee hee |
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| redwulf50 | Much Ado About Dick | 04/06/2006 05:23 am |
| LMAO, poor Angel the Wankerless |
| I knew you would approve. |
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| Lou | Much Ado About Dick | 04/06/2006 04:42 am |
| Fun can be painful! |
| It depends on what you're doing at the time. *evil grin* |
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| Harry 4Eyes | Much Ado About Dick | 04/06/2006 03:55 am |
OK i'm confused, did this actually happen in the show?
Don't know why he's so distressed, not like he uses it much, once in a century and the last time he used it he lost his soul. So he should be happy it means he can't lose his soul anymore because obviously his happiness is attached to his willy.
Besides Liam is afterall William without the Willy...I know worst joke ever but couldn't resist.
Bloody hilarious
keep it up, (or not in Angels case.)
Harry |
| Unfortunately this didn't happen on the show...but if it did would anyone have noticed? Well, perhaps Darla. Then we wouldn't have Connor - so we wouldn't have that whole Connor/Cordy storyline = which EWWWWWWW. |
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| jeanie | Much Ado About Dick | 04/06/2006 03:44 am |
| hilarious! can't wait for buffy's reaction, |
| *evil grin* oh yes |
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| maryperk | Much Ado About Dick | 04/06/2006 02:57 am |
| lol! hilarios! |
| glad you are liking it |
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| Megan | Much Ado About Dick | 04/06/2006 02:36 am |
| Gahhhhh, where's the rest??? |
| it's coming!!! well, not Angel...was that in bad taste? geez, I can't stop myself - the double entendre's keep writing themselves. |
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| Opal | Much Ado About Dick | 04/06/2006 02:27 am |
| Holy shit Holly! This is by far one of the most hilarious ficlet's I've read. Awesome job. |
| Thank you! More will be coming soon. *evil grin* |
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| Robyn | Much Ado About Dick | 04/06/2006 01:49 am |
This is so sick, so wrong, so funny. I just adore Spike's glee at Angel’s predicament, and Kate I can completely understand why she can't go out with him after this. And I truly love that right after Angel tells Spike that Buffy can never know she walks in. I am so looking forward to what happens next, and how did this happen anyway? Please tell us that we find out.  |
| Tam sent me an article - if you click on Ouch in the AN you too can read it. Anyway, that led to a diversion into madness and viola the plot bunny was formed! More will be coming very soon. |
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| spikeslovebite | Much Ado About Dick | 04/06/2006 01:44 am |
| HEEE! For Holly is EVIL and I egged her on LMAO |
| Yes, yes you did. I blame you entirely. Well, you and my sick imagination. I've save the IMs! lol |
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| slinkypsychokit | Much Ado About Dick | 04/06/2006 01:40 am |
**snicker**....**giggle**
//“Look I’ve given you a physical description…” Angel began.
“Oh please, you think I would believe that? You are obviously exaggerating the size.”//
**dies laughing**
//In a singsong voice, Spike teased, “Someone’s lost his willy. Angel’s a eunuch.”//
**pictures Spike dancing around the room and singing at the top of his lungs**
**dies laughing all over again** |
| just wait... it gets better. I have LOTS in store. Just you wait. *evil grin* |
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| UncagedMuse | Much Ado About Dick | 04/06/2006 01:34 am |
| ROFLMFAO! OMG! HOlly your the best! |
| Thanks honey! So glad you liked. I blame Tam completely. If not for that article...well, we'll never know. |
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