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| Fun With Dick and Kate by Oracleholly |
| Chapter: Where's Dick? |
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| Nemo | 07/07/2006 09:15 am |
| *LMAO* Hilarious! Just hilarious! I loved all of the penis jokes... “Be careful men, suspect has been known to hang out with a couple of nuts.” *lol* |
| maryperk | 05/16/2006 04:54 pm |
| More, more dick. Please. I'm not above begging. |
| Barb | 04/11/2006 07:56 pm |
| LOL that was toooo damn funny!!! |
| Thank you! |
| Esther | 04/08/2006 12:19 am |
| OMG!!! That's freaking hilarious!! More, I beg you!! |
| more soon, promise |
| spikeslovebite | 04/07/2006 08:53 pm |
| oh the irony of jess and I being cops....**SNERK** |
yes... quite. With Waywardchilde too. Never gonna happen in a MILLION years! lol
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| rayning_stars | 04/07/2006 05:02 pm |
| Oh god, this is so funny I had to stop every three seconds to roll around on the floor for good measure. If that's not innuendo, I don't know what is. |
| Thank you! be careful now, rolling on the floor is an art form. |
| gotkona | 04/07/2006 10:39 am |
| ROTFL That was just too funny. |
| thank you! |
| SpaceLord | 04/07/2006 09:52 am |
| LOL....this has got to be the wierdest start to a spuffy story I've ever read. |
| thank you, I think. That's a compliment right? |
| mts.tyra | 04/07/2006 09:30 am |
OMG!!! How can you write this stuff? I wouldn't be able because I'd just keep on laughing. And you managed to post the 2nd chappy so soon... *bows her head in respect*
Doesn't the police have some kind of sketch-artist they could use to draw a picture...? *ROFLHAO*
BTW if Angel ever gets his Dicky back and in place, wouldn't that be one of those "moments of perfect happiness"?
-mts.tyra-
mts.tyra@gmail.com |
| I write and laugh at the same time. A sketch artist... well, nah, not going to spoil it for you. |
| redwulf50 | 04/07/2006 05:25 am |
lol, poor Angel and his poor little pecker  |
| yeah, I can tell you are really all heartbroken about it. lol |
| Megan | 04/07/2006 02:25 am |
| OMG! Poor Cordelia being sullied with such information, LOL. I can just imagine the police making sucha situation totally public and any bystanders getting the goss. Great chapter, Holly!! |
| Yes, poor Queen C having to endure this humiliation. lol |
| Delicia | 04/07/2006 02:08 am |
| *snort* The jokes were fabulous!! |
| *takes a bow* TY |
| MarzBar | 04/07/2006 02:02 am |
| ROTFLMAO!!! “Suspect has been known to be able to vary its size. It sometimes had been known to wear a hoodie.” That did it. I was relatively quiet with chuckling and giggling until then. Will you continue this lurid tale about Dick? |
| of course, I'm continuing... there's lots more in store for *cough* Dick *cough* |
| ~*~Tasha~*~ | 04/07/2006 01:59 am |
| Oh my gosh! {dying ont he floor laughing so hard her hubby wondered what the heck was wrong with her} You already have chapter two up and I'm laughing my ass off here. Oh ... this is too funny. The hoody, various sizes, hangs out with nuts ... oh man ... I needed this to brighten my night so badly. Thank you ... thank you .... thank you. |
| Your poor hubby. lol Did you show him what you were reading? |
| jl1980 | 04/07/2006 01:50 am |
| lol...this story rocks, i'm laughing hysterically here...wonderful wonderful job ;) |
| yay! thanks |
| Irina | 04/07/2006 01:50 am |
OMG! The dialogue between the officers was hysterical!  Great update! |
| thank you! |
| Randi Giles | 04/07/2006 12:57 am |
| If Oz sniffs out the penis I'm gonna fall out of my chair...hhheeehheee (suspect has been known to hang out with nuts)hheeee |
| glad you are enjoying |
| Elizabeth Anne Summers | 04/07/2006 12:41 am |
| Oh my GAWD!!! *howls with laughter* And just let guess why Oz's there! To sniff out the victim??? *laughs even harder* |
| ummm not quite, but good guess |
| Jackofspikes | 04/07/2006 12:24 am |
| please more...I've been good! |
| Yes, you have. More will be coming soon. |
| kim | 04/07/2006 12:22 am |
| Hmm, is Oz there with the Gem of Amara? |
| Perhaps, perhaps not. |
| Robyn | 04/06/2006 11:35 pm |
You had me laughing from about the first word to the last, and the jokes the officers were saying still have me laughing. And I loved Cordy all worried about Angel being hurt mostly because of the income she would loose. And yea you have included Oz, I love Oz and am looking forward to him being there. Thanks for telling me of that link, I know there are crazies out there, but he is nuts.  |
| yeah...you have to wonder what that guy was on. And remember this is Angel S1 Cordy, before she found the Dennis apartment, living in that shack of an apartment Cordy. So yeah, she's going to be concerned about her income. |
| Niamh | 04/06/2006 11:32 pm |
| roflmao. . . . what a hoot!!!!! |
| So glad you like it Nia! |
| kimbclar | 04/06/2006 11:28 pm |
| I love you, I really do! I haven't laughed this much reading a fic in forever. |
| squee! thanks! |
| neo_trinityknot | 04/06/2006 11:27 pm |
| HA! Suspect has been known to wear a hoodie! |
| *takes a bow* |
| Karyn | 04/06/2006 11:15 pm |
rofl...omg...cant breathe....gasp... falls in the floor...dies!
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| Quick get me the paddles! Must revive Karen. Keep Willow away. |
| CutieSaiyajin | 04/06/2006 11:06 pm |
| Oh god, I'm laughing my butt off here! I can't wait to read more! |
thanks!
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| Max | 04/06/2006 11:05 pm |
| HAHAHAHAHA *cant breathe* HAHAHAHA |
| It's okay. Breathe with me...In and Out. In....and...out |
| slinkypsychokit | 04/06/2006 10:55 pm |
//“Consider the suspect armed and dangerous. Suspect has been known to explode using some type of white, milky substance. We don’t know if it’s toxic or not.”//
ROFLMAO!! What's so scary is that this actually sounds like something Jesse'd say!
Now the hotel's been invaded by Oz. Gotta admit, for once I'd love to see Xander show up unannounced. |
| which reminds me I need to add that this take places during post "harsh light of day" and "in the dark." yes, Jesse would say something like that. |
| maryperk | 04/06/2006 10:39 pm |
| Hilarious. |
| glad you liked |
| UncagedMuse | 04/06/2006 10:38 pm |
| I can't breath! Stop stop your killing me! No I need more. Gimme more please! |
| *hands over a paper bag* easy girl! |
