14. Couplet
(dt. Titel: Einsam, Zweisam)
The Groosalug has come to the hotel and unlike Cordelia, Angel is not too happy about it. Things don't get better for him when Cordy asks him to get a potion for her that allows her to have sex with Groo without losing her visions. In the end Angel decides to let her go and sends the two on a vacation. Meanwhile Wesley is checking old prophecies mentioning Connor and discovers a terrible secret...
Quotes:
Wes: You should have called one of us.
Cordy: Oh, please! Like I'm gonna bother you guys in the middle of the night because I want sex and can't have it.
Wes: Actually, I meant the vision.
Cordy: Oh. That. Well, it's not rising up until sometime later today.
Wes: Oh. Why can't you have sex?
Cordy: I could lose my visionity.
Wes: If you wanna play it that way.
Cordy: *Vision*-ity! The visions. When that one hit my last night, it hit me. In Pylea the visions were supposed to pass to Groo if we ever did the royal com-shuck. How do I know that won't happen here?
Angel: Good point! You really don't.
Wes: But your recent transformation could have changed all that. It might be possible to...
Angel: Still, you know, better safe than sorry. You're doing the right thing.
Cordy: I know. I know. I can't risk it. It's just - I'm so...And he's such a... Rrrr.. Don't you think?
Angel: Yeah, sure.
Wes: Certainly.
Cordy: I mean, there's gotta be other things we can do to relieve the tension!
Angel: Jogging could be the thing.
Wes: Perhaps some form of paranormal prophylactic...
Angel: Because, you know, jogging...
Cordy: I guess we could probably 'com' without actually 'shucking.'
Angel: Well, I don't know. That could be a slippery slope that once you're on, that you could - slide.
Cordy: At least I won't be upsetting the average around here. Nobody in *this* office is ever gonna get any.
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