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Xander has been called:

  • a bibbling idiot -- (by Jesse in Episode: Welcome to the Hellmouth)
  • a big girl -- (by Harmony in Episode: The Real Me)
  • a dateless nerd -- (by Xander in Episode: Beneath You)
  • a fixer-upper -- (by Cordelia in Episode: The Bachelor Party)
  • a flying buttress of support -- (by Xander in Episode: Flooded)
  • a glorified brick-layer -- (by Spike in Episode: The Gift)
  • a good little puppy -- (by Harmony in Episode: The Real Me)
  • a loser -- (by Cordelia in Episode: What's My Line Part 2)
  • a man with a tool -- (by Xander in Episode: Bargaining (Part 1))
  • a nummy treat -- (by Spike in Episode: Hush)
  • a scared, insecure little boy -- (by Anya in Episode: Entropy)
  • a sissy kicker -- (by Harmony in Episode: The Initiative)
  • a sissy man -- (by Xander in Episode: Halloween)
  • a strong, successful male -- (by Xander in Episode: Selfless)
  • a tiny man -- (by Olaf the Troll in Episode: Triangle)
  • a very powerful man-witch -- (by Xander in Episode: Bargaining (Part 2))
  • a Viking -- (by Anya in Episode: The Yoko Factor)
  • a wiener dog -- (by Anya in Episode: Flooded)
  • Academically dangerous -- (by Xander in Episode: Lover's Walk)
  • an incredible loser -- (by Cordelia in Episode: The Wish)
  • an utter loser -- (by Anya in Episode: The Wish)
  • Anya's sweet cookie-face -- (by Anya in Episode: Bargaining (Part 1))
  • Beady Eyes -- (by Anya in Episode: Once More, with Feeling)
  • Big funny Xander -- (by Xander in Episode: Crush)
  • Bohemian anti-establishment type -- (by Xander in Episode: Choices)
  • Boy Slayer -- (by Cordelia in Episode: Dead Man's Party)
  • Buffy's White Knight -- (by Angelus in Episode: Killed by Death)
  • Buffy's Xander-shaped friend -- (by Buffy in Episode: The Witch)
  • campus stud -- (by Xander in Episode: Lover's Walk)
  • Captain Fear -- (by Anya in Episode: Flooded)
  • Captain Logic -- (by Xander in Episode: Flooded)
  • Car Guy -- (by Xander in Episode: The Zeppo)
  • Chicken Little -- (by Cordelia in Episode: Go Fish)
  • Chicken of the Sea -- (by Xander in Episode: Seeing Red)
  • Cordelia's geek -- (by Harmony in Episode: Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered)
  • demon magnet -- (by Willow in Episode: Something Blue)
  • dorkhead -- (by Cordelia in Episode: What's My Line Part 2)
  • double-O Xander -- (by Dawn in Episode: Lessons)
  • droopy boy -- (by Spike in Episode: Where the Wild Things Are)
  • Fun-Talking Guy -- (by Xander in Episode: Inca Mumy Girl)
  • Idiot Jed, glutton for punishment -- (by Xander in Episode: Surprise)
  • ingredient getting guy -- (by Xander in Episode: Choices)
  • Jimmy Olsen -- (by Xander in Episode: The Zeppo)
  • Key Guy -- (by Xander in Episode: Graduation Part 2)
  • King of Cretins -- (by Xander in Episode: The Witch)
  • King of the Big Exit -- (by Spike in Episode: Normal Again)
  • lackbrain -- (by Spike in Episode: The Gift)
  • locker door material -- (by Xander in Episode: Lover's Walk)
  • Lookin'-Around Guy -- (by Xander in Episode: Go Fish)
  • ludicrous and far too breakable -- (by Olaf the Troll in Episode: Triangle)
  • monkey boy -- (by Spike in Episode: Forever)
  • Mr. About-To-Get-Married -- (by Buffy in Episode: Hell's Bells)
  • Mr. Excitement -- (by Cordelia in Episode: The Zeppo)
  • Mr. Faithful -- (by Cordelia in Episode: Anne)
  • Mr. Stealthy-Pants -- (by Willow in Episode: Fool for Love)
  • my best friend -- (by Anya in Episode: Hell's Bells)
  • my knight in armor -- (by Anya in Episode: Once More, with Feeling)
  • my little Xander -- (by Willow in Episode: Hell's Bells)
  • my one-eyed ex-fiance -- (by Anya in Episode: Empty Places)
  • Nighthawk -- (by Cordelia in Episode: Dead Man's Party)
  • nimrod -- (by Soldier in Episode: Innocence)
  • non-college guy -- (by Xander in Episode: Living Conditions)
  • pathetic poof -- (by Spike in Episode: Normal Again)
  • Payday Man -- (by Xander in Episode: Crush)
  • Perspective Guy -- (by Xander in Episode: Becoming (Part I))
  • poor, sweet Xander -- (by Caleb in Episode: Empty Places)
  • Private Harris -- (by Xander in Episode: Beauty & the Beasts)
  • puffed-up manly man -- (by Spike in Episode: Where the Wild Things Are)
  • Shemp -- (by Warren in Episode: Seeing Red)
  • Sit- Around-And-Watch-The-Rest-of-Your- Life-To-Turn-To-Crap Guy -- (by Xander in Episode: Entropy)
  • Special Ed -- (by Spike in Episode: The Weight of the World)
  • the Belle of the Ball -- (by Buffy in Episode: I Robot, You Jane)
  • the boy that had no cool -- (by Cordelia in Episode: The Zeppo)
  • the deadest man in Deadonia -- (by Buffy in Episode: The Yoko Factor)
  • the great Xander -- (by Spike in Episode: Entropy)
  • the guy who fixes the windows -- (by Xander in Episode: Potential)
  • the jealous man -- (by Buffy in Episode: I Robot, You Jane)
  • the lame unpopular guy -- (by Cordelia in Episode: Go Fish)
  • the lameness -- (by Cordelia in Episode: What's My Line Part 1)
  • the referee -- (by Xander in Episode: Triangle)
  • the temporary insanity -- (by Harmony in Episode: The Wish)
  • the Two-Dollar Costume King -- (by Xander in Episode: Halloween)
  • the voice of the common wuss -- (by Cordelia in Episode: Go Fish)
  • the Xan-man -- (by Xander in Episode: Blood Ties)
  • the Zeppo -- (by Cordelia in Episode: The Zeppo)
  • Treasurer of the 'We Hate Cordelia' Club -- (by Willow in Episode: Innocence)
  • twice the fool it takes -- (by Xander in Episode: Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered)
  • weak fraidy-cat loser -- (by Harmony in Episode: The Real Me)
  • wheel man -- (by Jack O'Toole in Episode: The Zeppo)
  • wuss -- (by Cordelia in Episode: The Zeppo)
  • Xander 'I'm as stupid as I look' Harris -- (by Cordelia in Episode: Choices)
  • your macho-ness -- (by Willow in Episode: Bargaining (Part 1))

    Xander called Angel:

  • a one-woman vampire -- (by Xander in Episode: Some Assembly Required)
  • a very attractive man -- (by Xander in Episode: Teacher's Pet)
  • a vicious killer -- (by Xander in Episode: Revelations)
  • Bossy the cow -- (by Xander in Episode: Lie to Me)
  • Buffy's beau -- (by Xander in Episode: Lie to Me)
  • Dead Boy -- (by Xander in Episode: Lie to Me)
  • Mystery Guy -- (by Xander in Episode: The Pack)
  • overbite -- (by Xander in Episode: Killed by Death)
  • the pointed-tooth fairy -- (by Xander in Episode: Passion)
  • the Scary Guy -- (by Xander in Episode: Revelations)
  • Undead liar guy -- (by Xander in Episode: School Hard)

    Xander called Anya:

  • a vengeance demon -- (by Xander in Episode: Pangs)
  • bad news -- (by Xander in Episode: Never Leave Me)
  • bizarre bride-to-be -- (by Xander in Episode: Wrecked)
  • demon Anya, punisher of evil males -- (by Xander in Episode: The Prom)
  • ex-demon -- (by Xander in Episode: Fear Itself)
  • man killing demon thing -- (by Xander in Episode: The Harsh Light of Day)
  • Mistress of the learning plateau -- (by Xander in Episode: Where the Wild Things Are)
  • quite the charmer -- (by Xander in Episode: Once More, with Feeling)
  • the cutest of the Scoobies -- (by Xander in Episode: Once More, with Feeling)

    Xander called Buffy:

  • a superhero -- (by Xander in Episode: The Harvest)
  • da man -- (by Xander in Episode: Nightmares)
  • Eradicator of evil -- (by Xander in Episode: Phases)
  • Lady of Buffdom, Duchess of Buffonia -- (by Xander in Episode: Halloween)
  • not a perky birthday puppy -- (by Xander in Episode: Surprise)
  • our little Bufferin -- (by Xander in Episode: After Life)
  • pushing away girl -- (by Xander in Episode: Fear Itself)
  • same old Buffster -- (by Xander in Episode: Revelations)
  • Sane Girl -- (by Xander in Episode: Normal Again)
  • Slaymaster General -- (by Xander in Episode: No Place Like Home)
  • Stalking-Buffy-Guy -- (by Xander in Episode: Him)
  • the Buffinator -- (by Xander in Episode: Living Conditions)
  • the Buffster -- (by Xander in Episode: Dead Man's Party)
  • Watcher's pet -- (by Xander in Episode: Passion)
  • Wise One -- (by Xander in Episode: The Wish)

    Xander called Buffybot:

  • robo-Buffy -- (by Xander in Episode: Bargaining (Part 2))
  • Spike's sexbot -- (by Xander in Episode: The Gift)

    Xander called Caleb:

  • the Reverend I-Hate-Women -- (by Xander in Episode: Touched)

    Xander called Cordelia:

  • a brain -- (by Xander in Episode: Lover's Walk)
  • a regular breath of vile air -- (by Xander in Episode: Angel)
  • Bait -- (by Xander in Episode: Anne)
  • mass transporation -- (by Xander in Episode: What's My Line Part 1)
  • mean-spirited superficial princess -- (by Xander in Episode: Choices)
  • numb-brain -- (by Xander in Episode: What's My Line Part 2)
  • witless foil -- (by Xander in Episode: What's My Line Part 1)

    Xander called Dawn:

  • Dawnster -- (by Xander in Episode: Into the Woods)
  • Miss Sunnydale 2003 -- (by Xander in Episode: Potential)
  • naughty booze hound -- (by Xander in Episode: The Body)
  • powerful being, big energy gal -- (by Xander in Episode: Blood Ties)

    Xander called Drusilla:

  • a nut sack -- (by Xander in Episode: Gone)

    Xander called Faith:

  • criminally insane -- (by Xander in Episode: This Year's Girl)
  • homicidal lunatic -- (by Xander in Episode: This Year's Girl)
  • Real psycho-killer -- (by Xander in Episode: This Year's Girl)

    Xander called Giles:

  • a cross-referencing fool -- (by Xander in Episode: Earshot)
  • a god of acoustic rock -- (by Xander in Episode: Where the Wild Things Are)
  • Big G -- (by Xander in Episode: No Place Like Home)
  • British man -- (by Xander in Episode: Once More, with Feeling)
  • crusty old Alfred -- (by Xander in Episode: The Yoko Factor)
  • drama queen -- (by Xander in Episode: Surprise)
  • funky party weasel -- (by Xander in Episode: Surprise)
  • G-man -- (by Xander in Episode: When She Was Bad)
  • I-Cling-Onto-My-One-Lame-Idea Guy -- (by Xander in Episode: I Only Have Eyes for You)
  • Investigate-Things-From-Every-Boring-Angle Guy -- (by Xander in Episode: I Only Have Eyes for You)
  • Library Man -- (by Xander in Episode: Dead Man's Party)
  • Locutus of the Borg -- (by Xander in Episode: Prophecy Girl)
  • Mr. Caution Man -- (by Xander in Episode: Surprise)
  • Mr. I spent the sixties in an electric Kool-Aid funky Satan groove -- (by Xander in Episode: Beer Bad)
  • Mr. Technical -- (by Xander in Episode: Beauty & the Beasts)
  • super librarian -- (by Xander in Episode: Never Kill a Boy on the First Date)
  • the Brit -- (by Xander in Episode: Hush)
  • the Old Guy -- (by Xander in Episode: Dead Man's Party)

    Xander called Glory:

  • our resident beastie summoner -- (by Xander in Episode: Listening to Fear)
  • that creepy demon woman -- (by Xander in Episode: Shadow)

    Xander called Harmony:

  • a simpleton -- (by Xander in Episode: Gone)

    Xander called Initiative:

  • commando guys -- (by Xander in Episode: Doomed)
  • grief-filled military goons -- (by Xander in Episode: Goodbye Iowa)

    Xander called Jonathan:

  • dabble-boy -- (by Xander in Episode: Two to Go)

    Xander called Judge:

  • an unkillable demon -- (by Xander in Episode: Innocence)

    Xander called potential slayers:

  • junior slayers -- (by Xander in Episode: Bring on the Night)

    Xander called Riley:

  • a big jungle cat -- (by Xander in Episode: Fool for Love)
  • Captain America -- (by Xander in Episode: Shadow)
  • G.I. Joe -- (by Xander in Episode: The Yoko Factor)
  • Life taker, heartbreaker -- (by Xander in Episode: As You Were)
  • State Farm -- (by Xander in Episode: Into the Woods)
  • Teutonic boy toy -- (by Xander in Episode: The Initiative)
  • the rebound guy -- (by Xander in Episode: Into the Woods)

    Xander called Scoobies:

  • the Avengers -- (by Xander in Episode: The Freshman)
  • the best of Buffy's bestest buds -- (by Xander in Episode: Revelations)
  • the sidekicks -- (by Xander in Episode: Buffy vs. Dracula)

    Xander called Snyder:

  • a tiny person -- (by Xander in Episode: What's My Line Part 1)

    Xander called Spike:

  • a brutal killer -- (by Xander in Episode: Crush)
  • a mass-murdering demon -- (by Xander in Episode: Selfless)
  • an out of control serial killer [who makes a] great houseguest -- (by Xander in Episode: Sleeper)
  • big mooch -- (by Xander in Episode: Doomed)
  • bleach boy -- (by Xander in Episode: Crush)
  • Captain Peroxide -- (by Xander in Episode: Smashed)
  • chock-full-o-sanity -- (by Xander in Episode: Same Time, Same Place)
  • ConstantPainInMyAss -- (by Xander in Episode: Him)
  • cool as Cool Whip -- (by Xander in Episode: Sleeper)
  • Crazy-Basement-Guy -- (by Xander in Episode: Him)
  • creature of the night -- (by Xander in Episode: Sleeper)
  • Evil Dead -- (by Xander in Episode: Crush)
  • oh impotent one -- (by Xander in Episode: Doomed)
  • strong & mysterious & sorta compact but well muscled -- (by Xander in Episode: Intervention)
  • the evil undead -- (by Xander in Episode: Where the Wild Things Are)
  • thorough, goal-oriented -- (by Xander in Episode: School Hard)
  • Undead Man Walking -- (by Xander in Episode: Spiral)
  • Willie-wanna-bite -- (by Xander in Episode: Normal Again)

    Xander called Tara:

  • Tinkerbell -- (by Xander in Episode: Bargaining (Part 2))

    Xander called Vampires:

  • blood-sucking fiends -- (by Xander in Episode: Prophecy Girl)
  • friends who sleep all day and have no tans -- (by Xander in Episode: The Freshman)
  • the nasty, pointy, bitey ones -- (by Xander in Episode: Lie to Me)

    Xander called Warren:

  • cold-blooded killer of women -- (by Xander in Episode: Two to Go)

    Xander called Wesley:

  • Limey bastard -- (by Xander in Episode: Enemies)
  • monarchy boy -- (by Xander in Episode: Graduation Part 1)
  • Mr. States-the-Obvious -- (by Xander in Episode: Graduation Part 2)
  • Pierce Brosnan-y -- (by Xander in Episode: Earshot)

    Xander called Willow:

  • a big bucket of funny -- (by Xander in Episode: I Only Have Eyes for You)
  • a hopped up uber-witch -- (by Xander in Episode: Grave)
  • black-eyed girl -- (by Xander in Episode: Grave)
  • Boss of Us -- (by Xander in Episode: Bargaining (Part 1))
  • crayon-breaky Willow -- (by Xander in Episode: Grave)
  • little bird who defies category -- (by Xander in Episode: What's My Line Part 1)
  • Puppetmaster -- (by Xander in Episode: Villains)
  • Robbie the Robot's love slave -- (by Xander in Episode: Phases)
  • scary veiny Willow -- (by Xander in Episode: Grave)
  • the best human ever -- (by Xander in Episode: Ted)
  • the village idiot -- (by Xander in Episode: Lover's Walk)
  • the Wilster -- (by Xander in Episode: Beauty & the Beasts)

    Xander called Xander:

  • a dateless nerd -- (by Xander in Episode: Beneath You)
  • a flying buttress of support -- (by Xander in Episode: Flooded)
  • a man with a tool -- (by Xander in Episode: Bargaining (Part 1))
  • a sissy man -- (by Xander in Episode: Halloween)
  • a strong, successful male -- (by Xander in Episode: Selfless)
  • a very powerful man-witch -- (by Xander in Episode: Bargaining (Part 2))
  • Academically dangerous -- (by Xander in Episode: Lover's Walk)
  • Big funny Xander -- (by Xander in Episode: Crush)
  • Bohemian anti-establishment type -- (by Xander in Episode: Choices)
  • campus stud -- (by Xander in Episode: Lover's Walk)
  • Captain Logic -- (by Xander in Episode: Flooded)
  • Car Guy -- (by Xander in Episode: The Zeppo)
  • Chicken of the Sea -- (by Xander in Episode: Seeing Red)
  • Fun-Talking Guy -- (by Xander in Episode: Inca Mumy Girl)
  • Idiot Jed, glutton for punishment -- (by Xander in Episode: Surprise)
  • ingredient getting guy -- (by Xander in Episode: Choices)
  • Jimmy Olsen -- (by Xander in Episode: The Zeppo)
  • Key Guy -- (by Xander in Episode: Graduation Part 2)
  • King of Cretins -- (by Xander in Episode: The Witch)
  • locker door material -- (by Xander in Episode: Lover's Walk)
  • Lookin'-Around Guy -- (by Xander in Episode: Go Fish)
  • non-college guy -- (by Xander in Episode: Living Conditions)
  • Payday Man -- (by Xander in Episode: Crush)
  • Perspective Guy -- (by Xander in Episode: Becoming (Part I))
  • Private Harris -- (by Xander in Episode: Beauty & the Beasts)
  • Sit- Around-And-Watch-The-Rest-of-Your- Life-To-Turn-To-Crap Guy -- (by Xander in Episode: Entropy)
  • the guy who fixes the windows -- (by Xander in Episode: Potential)
  • the referee -- (by Xander in Episode: Triangle)
  • the Two-Dollar Costume King -- (by Xander in Episode: Halloween)
  • the Xan-man -- (by Xander in Episode: Blood Ties)
  • twice the fool it takes -- (by Xander in Episode: Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered)
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