Willow has been called:

  • a bad ass Wiccan -- (by Willow in Episode: Choices)
  • a big bucket of funny -- (by Xander in Episode: I Only Have Eyes for You)
  • a dark force fueled by grief -- (by Giles in Episode: Grave)
  • a firebrand -- (by D'Hoffren in Episode: Selfless)
  • a freaking amazing witch -- (by Amy in Episode: Wrecked)
  • a fun machine -- (by Buffy in Episode: Innocence)
  • a goddess -- (by Kennedy in Episode: Chosen)
  • a hopped up uber-witch -- (by Xander in Episode: Grave)
  • a hot mama-yama -- (by Willow in Episode: All the Way)
  • a junkie -- (by Willow in Episode: Two to Go)
  • a kite -- (by Kennedy in Episode: Touched)
  • a poor substitute for Giles -- (by Willow in Episode: After Life)
  • a powerful and mightily pissed off witch -- (by Spike in Episode: Tough Love)
  • a rabid dog who should be shot -- (by Willow in Episode: Homecoming)
  • a science nerd -- (by Willow in Episode: Prophecy Girl)
  • a tasty little gifty -- (by Gnarl in Episode: Same Time, Same Place)
  • a thing of evil -- (by Buffy in Episode: I Robot, You Jane)
  • a truck driving Magic Mamma -- (by Andrew in Episode: Two to Go)
  • a very stupid girl -- (by Giles in Episode: Flooded)
  • a Wicca who won't-a -- (by Buffy in Episode: Get It Done)
  • all black-eyed baddy -- (by Willow in Episode: Help)
  • an evil mastermind -- (by Oz in Episode: Phases)
  • an incredibly powerful witch -- (by Anya in Episode: Older and Far Away)
  • black-eyed girl -- (by Xander in Episode: Grave)
  • Boss of Us -- (by Xander in Episode: Bargaining (Part 1))
  • Captain of the nerd squad -- (by Percy in Episode: Doomed)
  • Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel -- (by Willow in Episode: Lover's Walk)
  • Cool Monster Fighter -- (by Tara in Episode: This Year's Girl)
  • crayon-breaky Willow -- (by Xander in Episode: Grave)
  • Dark Phoenix -- (by Andrew in Episode: Two to Go)
  • Darth Rosenberg -- (by Andrew in Episode: Two to Go)
  • doormat person -- (by Willow in Episode: Doppelgängland)
  • egghead -- (by Percy in Episode: Doomed)
  • Glinda -- (by Cordelia in Episode: Orpheus)
  • Idiot child -- (by Anya in Episode: Doppelgängland)
  • Li'l Witch buddy -- (by Andrew in Episode: Two to Go)
  • little bird who defies category -- (by Xander in Episode: What's My Line Part 1)
  • little tree -- (by Ms Barton in Episode: Band Candy)
  • little witchbitch -- (by Glory in Episode: The Gift)
  • Miss Available -- (by Willow in Episode: Primeval)
  • Miss I-chose-my-major-in-playgroup -- (by Buffy in Episode: The Freshman)
  • not an Amazon -- (by Willow in Episode: Conversations With Dead People)
  • Old Reliable -- (by Buffy in Episode: Doppelgängland)
  • one major-league Wicca -- (by Sam in Episode: As You Were)
  • poor little lamb -- (by Gnarl in Episode: Same Time, Same Place)
  • poor, defenseless Willow -- (by Cordelia in Episode: Phases)
  • Puppetmaster -- (by Xander in Episode: Villains)
  • quite the human -- (by Oz in Episode: Phases)
  • rank, arrogant amateur -- (by Giles in Episode: Flooded)
  • Red -- (by Spike in Episode: The Yoko Factor)
  • Reliable-Dog-Geyser Person -- (by Willow in Episode: Doppelgängland)
  • Robbie the Robot's love slave -- (by Xander in Episode: Phases)
  • Sabrina -- (by Andrew in Episode: Two to Go)
  • scary veiny Willow -- (by Xander in Episode: Grave)
  • she of the level head -- (by Buffy in Episode: Smashed)
  • she-Witch -- (by Andrew in Episode: Never Leave Me)
  • Sherlock -- (by Buffy in Episode: Killed by Death)
  • snippy gal -- (by Wilow in Episode: Tough Love)
  • so cute and helpless -- (by Angelus in Episode: Innocence)
  • so high, perky, good with math -- (by Spike in Episode: Primeval)
  • so the 'Net girl -- (by Willow in Episode: Lie to Me)
  • Strawberry -- (by Rack in Episode: Two to Go)
  • Teen Witch -- (by Spike in Episode: The "I" in Team)
  • that red-headed meddler -- (by Cordelia in Episode: Orpheus)
  • that Willow freak -- (by Cordelia in Episode: The Wish)
  • the best human ever -- (by Xander in Episode: Ted)
  • the big gun -- (by Buffy in Episode: The Gift)
  • the bookworm -- (by Faith in Episode: Choices)
  • the brainy type -- (by Tara in Episode: Once More, with Feeling)
  • the computer whisperer -- (by Willow in Episode: Buffy vs. Dracula)
  • The Eskimo -- (by Oz in Episode: Amends)
  • the junior partner -- (by Willow in Episode: Tough Love)
  • the Late Girl -- (by Buffy in Episode: I Robot, You Jane)
  • the little girl -- (by Spike in Episode: Lover's Walk)
  • the little witch -- (by Spike in Episode: Lover's Walk)
  • the most powerful Wicca in the western hemisphere -- (by Anya in Episode: Two to Go)
  • the pinnacle of academic achievement -- (by Snyder in Episode: Doppelgängland)
  • the single dullest person alive -- (by Willow in Episode: Welcome to the Hellmouth)
  • the village idiot -- (by Xander in Episode: Lover's Walk)
  • the Wilster -- (by Xander in Episode: Beauty & the Beasts)
  • tiny Jewish Santa -- (by Buffy in Episode: Listening to Fear)
  • Ultimate evil -- (by Willow in Episode: Orpheus)
  • veiny and homicidal -- (by Willow in Episode: Beneath You)
  • vixen -- (by Tara in Episode: Family)
  • Whiner, Harpy, Tramp, Witch -- (by Buffy in Episode: Dead Man's Party)
  • Wiccan girl -- (by Buffy in Episode: Choices)

    Willow called Adam:

  • killer cyber demon hybrid thingy -- (by Willow in Episode: This Year's Girl)
  • Walsh's Frankenstein-like creation -- (by Willow in Episode: Tough Love)

    Willow called Andrew:

  • Mr. Demon-Summoner -- (by Willow in Episode: Storyteller)

    Willow called Angel:

  • a dangerous and mysterious older man -- (by Willow in Episode: The Pack)
  • big, dumb, jerk person -- (by Willow in Episode: The Prom)
  • super-maxi-jerk -- (by Willow in Episode: The Prom)

    Willow called Anya:

  • evil girl -- (by Willow in Episode: Graduation Part 1)
  • thousand-year-old capitalist ex-demon with rabbit phobia -- (by Willow in Episode: Smashed)

    Willow called Buffy:

  • a frisky vixen -- (by Willow in Episode: First Date)
  • a meek little girlie-girl -- (by Willow in Episode: Phases)
  • All-Work-And-No-Play Buffy -- (by Willow in Episode: I Only Have Eyes for You)
  • Book-cracker Buffy -- (by Willow in Episode: Ted)
  • Buzzkill -- (by Willow in Episode: Two to Go)
  • Runaway, Quitter, Bailer, Delinquent, Bad Seed, Freak -- (by Willow in Episode: Dead Man's Party)
  • sweet girl, not that bright -- (by Willow in Episode: Chosen)
  • the scourge of the underworld -- (by Willow in Episode: What's My Line Part 1)
  • workin' lady -- (by Willow in Episode: As You Were)

    Willow called Connor:

  • Angel's handsome, yet androgynous, son -- (by Willow in Episode: Orpheus)

    Willow called Cordelia:

  • A-Skanky-Ho -- (by Willow in Episode: Phases)
  • Evita-like -- (by Willow in Episode: Nightmares)

    Willow called Dawn:

  • mystic ball of energy -- (by Willow in Episode: Two to Go)
  • the fan club -- (by Willow in Episode: Him)
  • the littlest Summers -- (by Willow in Episode: Blood Ties)

    Willow called Faith:

  • a big selfish, worthless waste -- (by Willow in Episode: Choices)
  • cleavagy slut-bomb -- (by Willow in Episode: This Year's Girl)
  • psychopathic superbitch -- (by Willow in Episode: This Year's Girl)
  • the do that girl -- (by Willow in Episode: Enemies)

    Willow called Giles:

  • a cranky bear -- (by Willow in Episode: Goodbye Iowa)
  • a gentleman of leisure -- (by Willow in Episode: The Freshman)
  • Daddy -- (by Willow in Episode: Grave)
  • Jeeves -- (by Willow in Episode: Grave)
  • Mr. Project -- (by Willow in Episode: Buffy vs. Dracula)
  • The emotional marathon man -- (by Willow in Episode: Revelations)
  • unfeeling guy -- (by Willow in Episode: Graduation Part 1)

    Willow called Glory:

  • spankin' new menace -- (by Willow in Episode: Family)

    Willow called Harmony:

  • vacuous tramp -- (by Willow in Episode: Graduation Part 1)

    Willow called Jonathan:

  • Slippery weasel -- (by Willow in Episode: Earshot)

    Willow called Oz:

  • a taciturn man -- (by Willow in Episode: Enemies)
  • big comfy blanky -- (by Willow in Episode: Wild at Heart)
  • ironic detachment guy -- (by Willow in Episode: Graduation Part 1)
  • Mr. Test Scores -- (by Willow in Episode: Anne)
  • special boy with chains & stuff -- (by Willow in Episode: Phases)
  • supportive boyfriend guy -- (by Willow in Episode: Fear Itself)
  • the highest-scoring person ever to fail to graduate -- (by Willow in Episode: Band Candy)
  • the savage beast -- (by Willow in Episode: Beauty & the Beasts)

    Willow called Parker:

  • ID boy -- (by Willow in Episode: Beer Bad)
  • Mind frying man -- (by Willow in Episode: Beer Bad)
  • poop head -- (by Willow in Episode: The Harsh Light of Day)
  • stinky Parker man -- (by Willow in Episode: Beer Bad)
  • the cutie patootie -- (by Willow in Episode: Living Conditions)

    Willow called Principal Wood:

  • so much cooler than Snyder -- (by Willow in Episode: Get It Done)

    Willow called Riley:

  • top gun guy -- (by Willow in Episode: This Year's Girl)

    Willow called Scoobies:

  • the archeology club -- (by Willow in Episode: Inca Mumy Girl)
  • the scooby corps -- (by Willow in Episode: The "I" in Team)
  • the Slayerettes -- (by Willow in Episode: The Witch)

    Willow called Spike:

  • an evil olive -- (by Willow in Episode: Where the Wild Things Are)
  • not Joe Restraint -- (by Willow in Episode: Lover's Walk)
  • The Undead English Patient -- (by Willow in Episode: Something Blue)

    Willow called Tara:

  • essential -- (by Willow in Episode: Family)
  • spell gal -- (by Willow in Episode: Family)

    Willow called Vampires:

  • a blood-sucking fiend -- (by Willow in Episode: Doppelgängland)

    Willow called Walsh:

  • an evil government scientist -- (by Willow in Episode: Tough Love)

    Willow called Warren:

  • a murderous, misogynist man -- (by Willow in Episode: The Killer In Me)

    Willow called Watchers:

  • Fascists -- (by Willow in Episode: Checkpoint)

    Willow called Wesley:

  • the Marlboro Man -- (by Willow in Episode: Orpheus)

    Willow called Willow:

  • a bad ass Wiccan -- (by Willow in Episode: Choices)
  • a hot mama-yama -- (by Willow in Episode: All the Way)
  • a junkie -- (by Willow in Episode: Two to Go)
  • a poor substitute for Giles -- (by Willow in Episode: After Life)
  • a rabid dog who should be shot -- (by Willow in Episode: Homecoming)
  • a science nerd -- (by Willow in Episode: Prophecy Girl)
  • all black-eyed baddy -- (by Willow in Episode: Help)
  • Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel -- (by Willow in Episode: Lover's Walk)
  • doormat person -- (by Willow in Episode: Doppelgängland)
  • Miss Available -- (by Willow in Episode: Primeval)
  • not an Amazon -- (by Willow in Episode: Conversations With Dead People)
  • Reliable-Dog-Geyser Person -- (by Willow in Episode: Doppelgängland)
  • so the 'Net girl -- (by Willow in Episode: Lie to Me)
  • the computer whisperer -- (by Willow in Episode: Buffy vs. Dracula)
  • the junior partner -- (by Willow in Episode: Tough Love)
  • the single dullest person alive -- (by Willow in Episode: Welcome to the Hellmouth)
  • Ultimate evil -- (by Willow in Episode: Orpheus)
  • veiny and homicidal -- (by Willow in Episode: Beneath You)

    Willow called Xander:

  • demon magnet -- (by Willow in Episode: Something Blue)
  • Mr. Stealthy-Pants -- (by Willow in Episode: Fool for Love)
  • my little Xander -- (by Willow in Episode: Hell's Bells)
  • Treasurer of the 'We Hate Cordelia' Club -- (by Willow in Episode: Innocence)
  • your macho-ness -- (by Willow in Episode: Bargaining (Part 1))
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