Story Arc: Angel & Lorne (the Host)

• Angel: There are three things I don't do: tan, date - and sing in public!
• Cordelia: That man will do anything to save a life.

• Angel to Darla: I still can't believe you're here. I mean - I killed you.

• Lorne: you're headed into trouble with a capital 'troub.'

• Lorne: You're Rocky and Rocky II and half of the one with Mister T.

• Lorne: Why do you care so much about Darla?

• Lorne: What's today? Thursday? Tomorrow night, the world's going to end. I thought you might want to know.
• Angel: Seventeen Karaoke bars. You know, I need to lie down and scrub out the inside of my head.
• Lorne: Someone had to drive. You weren't exactly qualified, huddled under the blanket in back, hiding from the sun.
• Angel: You want to know what my problem is? I'm trying to atone for a hundred years of unthinkable evil. News flash! I never can!
• Lorne to Angel: You're connecting to a human. That's a start.

• Caritas, where anxious lawyers go to forget
• Angel to Lorne: Getting to the Senior Partners, that's my destiny

• Lorne to Angel: You think you're the first guy who ever rolled over,saw what was lying next to him and went 'Guyeah!'

• Lindsey: (singing at Caritas) I can't feel a thing

• Lorne: Am I happy to see you. You're still a knight for hire, yeah? Well, I'm hiring.

• Lorne re leaving Pylea: And that's when I realized that I'd been delivered from hell.

• Lorne's mom: They call me Mother of the vile excrement!

• Lorne: I'm not some mystical vending machine here to spit out answers

• Angel: I'm a terrible father. I can't even get him to stop crying.

• Angel: You really piss me off, you know that? I thought we trusted each other.
• Fred: The red spots are what they call hot areas or what you'd expect from a healthy, functioning brain.

• Lorne to Angel: it's Kyrumption

• Lorne to Angel: I'm sure once Cordelia gets Groo home, she'll just pop him into a smallish drawer, and that will be that.

• Lindwood: At last count the charges were kidnapping, assault and battery, attempted murder --
• Lorne to Angel: Is this really how you wanna get Connor back?
• Lorne to Angel: Maybe the way to start forgiving yourself is by starting to forgive Wes.

• Angel to Lorne: There's a price to pay. I know. There's always a price.

• Angel to Cordelia: See? I'm so out of touch. He's gonna hate me.
• Groo to Cordelia: In my heart I have known the truth for some time.

• Angel Vision 4: I'd take him out myself if I wasn't just a crappy hallucination

• Lorne: Evil's coming, Angel, and it's planning on staying.

• Lorne: I'm not a champion. I'm just a regular old karaoke-singing empath demon.

• Don't interrupt me, I'm brooding.

• Lorne to Angel: your punches are getting sloppy, and we've got the bruises to prove it.

• Lorne: Don't worry, I've pulled the big boy out of many a brood-fest.
• Angel: OK, why does it look like we're having a party in here?
• Lorne to Angel: This is something I can do. I believe it has a purpose that can help you, even if you don't.
• Angel: I'm busy. I'm brooding. My team is losing.
• Lorne: It's—it's hard. It's hard being the host of the party. Yeah.

• Dream: Lorne to Angel: Everything hurts, and then we die. Or in your case, everything hurts and then you go on and on and on and on

• Lorne to Angel: Nina definitely wants a piece of Angel cake.
• Lorne to Angel: My little prince! What did they do to you?

• Lorne: Angel's seen real power, and he's not looking away. He's gonna go for it, Wes.

• Lorne: our fearless leader has fearlessly lost it. We could be next.
• Lorne: One last job. You're not part of the solution, Lindsey. You never will be.