Story Arc: Xander & Cordelia

• Cordelia to Xander: Your extreme oafishness

• Cordelia: Emily's death was a tragedy for me!

• Cordelia: Why are these terrible things always happening to me?
• Xander & Willow: why do we never get dates?

• Cordelia: your pizza delivery career
• Xander: business cards or just the halter top?

• Xander: bonus day of class PLUS Cordelia?
• Cordelia to Xander: I've seen you 'fight', I can take you!

• Xander: Would it be a crime to murder Cordelia?
• Cordelia: future personal shopper or motivational speaker
• Cordelia: What am I, mass transportation?

• Cordelia to Xander: I bet you would let a girl go off to her doom
• Xander: Dorkhead? You slash me with your words!
• Xander to Cordy: memory of your lips makes my blood run cold

• Cordelia: Is that all you ever think about? O.K.

• Xander to Cordelia: closet-groping not a big self-esteem booster
• Mr Whitmore's sex-ed lecture
• Cordelia to Xander: we should check some closets
• Xander: last time Cordy dragged me into a closet...
• Xander to Cordelia: don't wanna hurt ya
• Cordelia to Xander: Did *I* hit you?

• Xander to Cordelia: maybe we should admit we're dating?
• Willow: Oz was so cool about all this

• Willow walks in on Cordelia/Xander kissage
• Willow: rather be with someone you hate than me
• Xander: looking at linoleum

• Cordelia: It doesn't get more romantic. So shut up!
• Cordelia: Obsession for Dorks
• Cordelia:What's his problem? Oh, that's right, he's a guy.
• Xander: a good time to panic

• Xander to Buffy: will Cordelia like this necklace?
• Harmony to Cordelia: a girl wants to look good for her geek
• Cordelia's valentine break up
• Xander: I intend pure revenge, pure as the driven snow
• Xander to Cordy: I just want the necklace back
• Cordelia: What is Xander's deal?
• Cordelia: What does it take to make you people happy?
• Harmony to Cordelia: thought you could do better?
• Joyce's mom-aged mitts
• Cordelia: Get off him! Back off!
• Cordelia: You mean the spell was for me?
• Cordelia: Harmony, you're a sheep

• Cordelia: Fine. Watch *my* back
• Giles: Why do I have to take Cordy?

• Xander: I'm under cover (not under much!)
• Buffy: I wouldn't break out the tartar sauce just yet
• Cordelia: I understand if you want to see other fish
• Xander: meetin' some of the guys for plasma transfusions

• Xander: I can't wait to see Cordelia
• Cordelia: Is Xander around? How's my hair?
• Xander: Have you seen Cordelia? How's my hair?
• Xander to Cordelia: Well, I'll see ya.
• Willow: The Bronze isn't the same without Buffy
• Cordelia: Why do I have to be bait?

• Xander: great to have the Buffster back

• Cordelia to Xander: maybe I should put a stake to your throat?

• Cordelia: I'm never gonna get the chance to tell Xander I love him!

• Cordelia: B.X., Before Xander

• Xander: What's classier than bowling?
• Xander: Exemption for impending death situation
• Cordelia: Stay away from me

• Xander: they burst in without knocking, it's their fault!
• Harmony to Cordy: Jonathan's just the stallion for you
• John Lee: Xander Harris' castoff
• Anya: Can I just say... Men!
• Willow & Buffy: self-indulgent to be spun by love or lack
• Harmony: Dumpster chic for the dumped
• Cordelia: I wish Buffy had never come to Sunnydale

• Buffy: Cordelia's reverted to form

• Cordelia: There was no part of that that wasn't fun.
• Cordelia to Xander: can you say 'expendable'?
• Cordelia: What?!

• Xander: Cordelia's very successful line of hooker wear

• Cordelia: ethics of boyfriend stealing?

• Xander: Can you say jailbait? Limey bastard!

• Xander: Cordelia's no better looking then the rest

• post-high school options
• Xander to Cordelia: sour grapes?

• Cordelia: Daddy made a little mistake on his taxes
• Cordelia to Xander: Thank you