Story Arc: Cordelia's unique world views

• Cordelia to Buffy: test of your coolness factor
• Cordelia: know your losers (ie Willow)
• Cordelia shoots Jesse down

• Cordelia: Okay, so how do we save the program? Deliver!
• Cordelia: Senior boy are the only way to go!

• Cordelia: I have a dream

• Cordlia: oh my God, where's his head?
• Cordelia: I'm not saying we should kill teachers so I can lose weight...

• Cordelia on Free Trade agreements

• Cordelia: learning to love yourself
• Cordelia: Emily's death was a tragedy for me!
• Giles to Cordelia: something's wrong with your hair
• Cordelia gets stage fright

• Xander; Don't you know Cordelia's the center of the universe?

• Cordelia: With Shylock it's whine, whine, like the whole world is about him
• Cordelia's acceptence speech: being popular is not just my right...
• Cordelia: Being popular beats being feeling alone by yourself

• Cordelia: no one has suffered like I have
• Cordelia: the worst part is the stains

• Cordelia's science fair topic: Tomato: Fruit or Vegetable?
• Cordelia: Why are these terrible things always happening to me?

• Sven: is Cordelia even from this country?

• Cordelia: I'm *not* being shallow!
• Cordelia: your duty to help me achieve permanent prosperity

• Oz: why can't I meet a nice girl like Cordelia?

• Cordelia: everyone's always picking on Marie Antoinette!

• Xander: Would it be a crime to murder Cordelia?

• Cordelia: shouldn't there be different rules for Buffy?

• Mr Whitmore's sex-ed lecture

• Cordelia: It doesn't get more romantic. So shut up!
• Cordelia: it was awful. Daddy just had the care detailed.

• Cordelia: Harmony, you're a sheep

• Giles: Cordelia, have you heard of tact?
• Cordelia: Sick people take advantage of you

• Cordelia: Whose genius idea was Sadie Hawkins?

• Cordelia: certain people are entitled to priveleges
• Cordelia: I think I've lost all will to cheerlead

• Cordelia checks out the homecoming competition

• Cordelia: ethics of boyfriend stealing?

• Cordelia to Wesley: I'm writing a paper for English...

• Cordelia: the cheerleaders are so unsung!

• Cordelia: Are you going to go to fifth period?

• The real hot women don't mosey in until around eleven.
• Doyle: we put together that list of eviscerating demons you asked for

• Cordelia: invoice! she has to pay!

• Cordelia: If I'm not here in the morning, you can just clean out my desk.
• Cordelia: Maybe Doyle does have hidden depths.
• Cordelia: I think it, I say it. That's my way.

• Cordelia: I'm out of a job!
• Cordy: you can't have Angel & save the world

• It was such an honor to save your life, Ms. Lowell
• When word gets out that you're protector to the stars, they're going to be lining up at the door!
• Because Mr. Distance has intimacy issues, I lose my brush with fame

• Cordelia: scratch the surface & you get more surface

• Wes: I'm stuck with the naked truth
• Cordy: I might want to prositute myself to billionaire David Nabbit

• Cordelia: So in order to take his mind off the torment that is Darla, we sent Angel after a box that makes you crazy.

• Cordelia: If there's one thing I learned living on a Hellmouth: every day is precious, you never know when it may be your last.