Story Arc: Cordelia & Angel

• Cordelia (seeing Angel for the first time): hello, salty goodness!

• Cordelia to Angel: you're in luck, I'm free tonight
• Cordelia to Angel: Can you take me home? I'm still fragile.

• Buffy: dates are things normal girls have
• Buffy: Cordelia was drooling in Angel's cappuccino
• Cordelia: Angel's a vampire? The cuddly carebear-with-fangs kind?
• Cordelia: Angel is a good vampire
• Xander: never gonna get between those two

• Cordelia: I invited Angel into my car once!

• Cordelia: So are you still - grrr?
• Doyle: She's got a very - humanizing influence

• Doyle: Tell me stuff… about Cordelia.
• Cordy: I’m the girl from the projects!
• Angel to Cordy: You got peanut butter on the bed.

• Cordelia wants a *Please* and *Thank you* for dismemberment
• Angel: So I’m a little reserved, that doesn’t mean I don’t care.

• Aunt Martha: It's pornographic Pictionary time.
• Cordelia: I think it, I say it. That's my way.

• Doyle: Maybe Angel's over Buffy?
• Cordy: I'm sure they're just having tea & crackers!

• The Dark Avenger?
• Doyle: Our rats are low.

• Cordelia: We’re all we’ve got now
• The Powers Open Another Door

• Cordelia (re: Angel): You stake him and I’ll cut his head off.
• Cordelia: better safe than cocktails!
• Cordelia to Angel: You're not Angelus anymore, people really do change

• Evil Free At the Moment
• Cordy: I'm ready to wake up now.
• Things Cordy Learned

• Angel to Wes: you want a job?

• Cordy to Angel: you don't have to be Joe Stoic with me

• You think this is just water?
• You're not going to untie me, are you?

• Angel to Cordy: Paid vacation?

• Wesley: There is nothing in life Angel wants
• Art Therapy
• Angel: (to Cordelia) I’m gonna get you back.
• Angel: (to Cordelia) Welcome back.

• Angel: I saw the light at the end of the tunnel, but I'm not out yet

• Wesley:The Hyperion Hotel. It appears to be abandoned.

• Wesley to Cordy: Top of your class in Advanced Bosoms?
• Cordy to Bethany: Don't bone my boss.

• Wesley to Angel: you can't have seen Darla. Vampires don't come back from the dead!

• Cordelia to Angel: You're all insane and angry!
• Cordelia: Hey, look at me, I'm Angel, I have to count my past sins, then alphabetize them.

• Cordelia: His day is packed. Brood about Darla. Brood about Darla. Lunch! Followed by a little Darla brooding.

• Cordelia to Angel: You lied to us!

• Angel: This time I go it alone
• The high-speed chase: is Cordy pregnant, or does she just need to use the bathroom?

• Cordelia: It's always some little blonde driving him over the edge.

• Anne re Angel: He tried to help me out, but it turned out it was just a scam to screw some law firm
• Cordelia to Angel: We don't need you!

• Wesley, bleeding, to Cordelia: Cordelia . . . Cordelia . . . Cordelia, ambulance?

• Wesley to Angel: You don't know Cordelia at all. She's not the vain, carefree creature she once was...
• Cordelia to Angel: no, I'm not okay. You really hurt my feelings.
• Angel to Wes, Cordy & Gunn: I wanna work for you.

• Cordy to Angel: You and I? We're not friends.
• Wesley to Angel: while you're at it pick me up one of those 'sorry you were shot in the gut' bouquets.
• Angel to Cordy: You know I would never have slept with Darla...
• Cordy: la, la, la, la, la, new clothes! I have new clothes!

• Cordelia to Angel: I wish it would stop hurting
• Cordelia to Angel: You should smile more often

• Angel to Cordy: Do you want me to rip that guy's head of for you?
• Angel: He's also got Cordy wearing this flimsy swimsuit that covers, like ... nothing.

• Angel: Screw logic. We're getting Cordy back.

• Angel: Cordelia loves Groo? She loves me, too, right?

• Cordy to Angel: you're back! You guys, he's back!
• Cordy to Angel: Buffy was the love of your life and she died.
• Angel to Cordy: Will you, just once, do what I tell you without arguing about everything, okay?
• Angel to Cordy: Buffy's dead. And I'm O.K.

• Angel to Cordelia: your visions're getting worse, aren't they?
• Fred to Cordelia: has anyone ever told you you're exactly like Lassie? Yeah. You're like Angel's Lassie.
• Cordy: I don't wanna talk. What's there to say? Except 'gross' 'yuck' and 'unclean.'
• Angel to Cordy: the visions are just after market extras like Hurst shift or Krager wheels.
• Cordy to Angel: I tried to be brave. I did. But I'm just scared now. I'm scared all the time.
• Wesley to Angel: I don't need to explain to you that if Wolfram and Hart are behind this mission it can't be good
• Angel: It's not about winning, Cordelia, it's about what's at stake.

• Furies: Mmmm, Angel.

• Cordy to Angel: Fred's got the big puppy love, and it's going to go bad unless it's nipped in the bud.
• Marcus to Cordelia: have I ever told you you are a *very* *beautiful* woman?
• Fred to Angel: Cordelia explained it to me. She said you'd probably just screw it up.

• Cordelia and Wes re-enact the offscreen meeting between Buffy and Angel

• Angel to Cordelia: handling a lethal weapon is a *little* different from shaking a pom-pom.
• Cordelia: if Billy's responsible, then so am I.
• Cordelia to Billy: Not here to whine, ass-wipe. I'm here to send you back.
• Cordy to Angel: I'm starting to get used to being creeped out and comforted at the same time.

• Cordelia: you're off your game because of the prophecy. you think the end is coming?
• Cordelia to Angel: I love you, too.
• Darla: Hello, lover. Long time no see.
• Lorne: This is way beyond my ken... and my Barbie and *all* my action figures.
• Cordelia to Angel: I had a vision: Darla's so hungry.
• Angel: you're not to go near Darla for any reason
• Cordy to Angel: So, I guess you're gonna be a father

• Angel: If my son has to get to the hospital at noon on the sunniest day of the year, he'll get there even if I don't.

• Angel: You really piss me off, you know that? I thought we trusted each other.
• Angel: I'm not going anywhere until I get my message to the Powers That Be.
• Angel: (yelling) No, you're not listening! Cordelia's not a champion. She's a rich girl from Sunnydale who likes to play superhero.
• Wesley: Restraints. Sometimes the visions make him violent.
• Cordelia: No horns. (Checks her backside. Smiles at Angel) No tail.

• How is the Connor fund?
• And your daddy is out there right now fighting evil - for money.
• Snow. Trees. Chipmunk robots on ice...

• Angel: ask me why I'm smiling.
• Cordy: Angel *is* crazy
• Lorne to Angel: it's Kyrumption
• Cordy: Say, do you like bribes?
• Cordelia: We so need to be out of here
• Cordy: good thing it wears off right away.
• Angel: I've been possessed by old lovers before
• Cordelia as the ballerina: Stephan, everything I worked for is here...
• Angel: we grew closer

• Lorne to Angel: I'm sure once Cordelia gets Groo home, she'll just pop him into a smallish drawer, and that will be that.
• Wesley to Angel: You're like one of these rare volumes. One of a kind.
• Cordy to Angel: I need you to help me have sex... with Groo.
• Cordy to Angel RE Groo: How many guys would just give away the credit like that? That is just *so* noble.

• We're not going to ruin Cordelia's holiday. She'll be back soon...she'll have presents. For Connor. And he's gonna be here so she can give them to him.

• Cordelia: I'm so sorry.
• Cordelia: I'm just here, okay?
• Angel: When you live as long as I do, eventually you lose everyone.
• Cordelia: The last thing you need right now is someone saying that given time, things will get better. The hurt will go away. Because things won't get better. And the hurt's never gonna go away.

• Cordy: Angel's feelings are the only ones I care about. He's my priority.
• Angel: I'll keep 'em occupied. Slow 'em down as long as I can.

• Groo: I was worried that your affection for the Groosalug had waned.

• Angel to Cordelia: What if Connor doesn't come back?
• Cordelia to Angel: I was there. I saw the whole thing, you and your son together. It was beautiful.
• Lorne to Angel RE Cordelia: In my professional opinion? Well, Miss demon-y britches here gave that child some kind of 'soul colonic'.
• Cordy to Angel: before you go we have to do that thing. That thing where I say 'are you sure you know what you're doing, Angel, please think about this'

• Cordy to Groo: So it's mock Mock-Na!
• Angel to Cordelia: See? I'm so out of touch. He's gonna hate me.
• Connor: Okay. We'll give it a try.
• Groo to Cordelia: In my heart I have known the truth for some time.
• Cordelia: I'm in love! With Angel!
• Fred: Angel's *really* happy. But not perfectly happy, I hope! (poke, poke)
• Skip to Cordelia: You've outgrown this dimension. You've become - a higher being.

• Angel Vision 2: I need you, Cordy.
• Angel: so, how was your summer?

• Angel: Cordy is already home. Where she belongs.

• Angel spies on Connor, Cordy spies on Angel
• Angel to Lornette: take a note to Lorne for me?

• Cordelia: who are you people?
• Angel: you really are among friends
• Cordelia: I get it! You're all spies!
• Cordelia to Angel: were we together? a happy family?
• Angel: I think it's time we came clean. About everything.
• Cordelia: Actually, I'd like to stay here. With Connor.

• Connor to Angel: I know. Cordy's always stealing the covers.
• Cordy to Angel: Were we in love?

• Angel to Cordy: All I know is that you are my dearest friend
• Cordy to Angel: Connor's 18. He's a mess.
• Angel: I'm invisible! Or: I'm a vampire!
• Angel: You want a vampire, then? I guess I'm your man.
• Cordy: we were in love.

• Angel: we need to give Cordy some time to adjust
• Connor to Angel: Talk to Cordy. Please, dad.
• Cordy to Angel: I love you, I always will, but...
• Cordy to Connor: I want you to have something real

• Cordy to Angel: We need to talk about Connor
• Gunn: Oh good, more bad news.
• Angel to Cordy: take your new boyfriend, and get the hell out of here.

• Cordy to Connor: Angel knows, and he's mad at both of us
• Angel to Cordy: Skip to the end where you leave, and we don't talk about it
• Cordelia: Maybe we should talk?

• Angel to Cordy: you think Angelus is smarter than me?
• Cordy to Angel: I know I don't deserve forgiveness
• Angel: I'll come back. Cordelia, I promise. For you. But first, I gotta do this.
• Cordy ot Angel: haven't we waited long enough?

• Angelus to Wes: Anyone ever call you a champion?
• Cordy: What's a better ride than a mustang? Me.
• Cordy: You're nobody, Angelus. Just a disease.

• Good to have you back, boss

• Cordy: May want to save the 'worst is behind us' speech for later

• Angel to Cordy: Yeah? I'm kinda creeped out myself

• Cordevilia to Angel: On a scale of you to me, I'm pretty damn clever.

• Angel: it's not like Cordelia will feel it, right?

• Cordy: Yeah. It's me.
• Cordy to Angel: You've made a deal with the devil.
• Cordy: Doyle knew what he had to do. Used his last breath to make sure you'd keep fighting. I get that now.
• Angel to Cordelia: Thank you.

• Angel to Spike: I lost Cordelia because some thing violated her. No way in hell am I letting that happen again!