Story Arc: Angel & Spike

• The Anne Rice routine

• Spike: the bird's dead Dru, it's not going to sing for you

• Angel goes to shake down Willy, meets Kendra

• Spike: I'm thinking dinner & a movie with Angel
• Angel to Spike: I can tell when Dru's not satisfied

• Angelus to Spike & Dru: Yeah, baby. I'm back
• Angelus: to kill this girl, you have to love her
• Angelus to Spike: too bad you can't come with

• Spike gives Dru a necklace, Angelus gives her a fresh heart

• Spike to Angelus: a bloody guest in my bloody home!
• Spike: one incredibly brassed-off Slayer!
• Angelus: whatever happened to wooden stakes?

• Angelus to Spike: I just love to see you smile, buddy.
• Angelus: I think this whole Slayer thing has run its course
• Angelus: Sorry Spike, gotta travel light.

• Angelus give Spike an Acathla history lesson

• Spike: I wanna save the world
• Giles: you must perform the ritual in a tutu
• Buffy: Hello, lover.

• Spike: You're going down! (thump)
• Spike: I need a curse
• Spike to Angel: you're not invited!
• Angel: lot of trouble for somebody who doesn't care

• The big, fluffy puppy saves the day
• Spike: I believe you have something I'm looking for
• Angel finds Spike, and a nasty surprise
• Marcus: He's known love
• Spike: I prefer Mozart's older, funnier symphonies
• Spike: Buffy's so cute when she's hurting, isn't she?
• Angel: I want forgiveness.

• Spike: done this for Angel before
• Spike: where would Angel like to register?

• Spike: did I sully our good name? (YORKSHIRE, 1880)
• Spike: Nothing but fists & fangs (YORKSHIRE, 1880)
• Dru: My little Spike just killed a Slayer (China, 1900)

• Dawn to Buffy: Spike's totally into you
• Buffy to Spike: there is no 'we'! Understand?

• Spike: What the bloody hell is happening?!
• Spike to Angel: You! This is your fault.
• Spike to Angel: You're no more in control than I am.
• Angel: Wolfram & Hart is under new management and out of the grave-robbing business.
• Angel: Knowing you'll be haunting me till the end of time? Hmm. It's a dream come true.
• Spike: I could drive you completely starkers, and you wouldn't be able to do a sodding thing about it.
• Angel to Spike: Fair? You spent 3 weeks moaning in a basement, and then you were fine! What's fair about that?
• Spike: You've come to the right ghost
• Wesley: Letting Spike cross over seems the most merciful thing...
• Spike to Angel: I don't play for that side anymore, or haven't you heard?
• Spike to Angel: I'm glad it's you, though, finally doin' me in. Circle of death.
• Spike to Angel: Oh, come on. Had to get a few licks in, didn't I?
• Harmony: Preaching to the horse's mouth.

• Angel to Spike: you know that whoosh thing you do?
• Royce: the first few transformation are the worst. They like familiar scents, images.

• Angel to Spike: You think any of it matters? You're going to hell. We both are.
• Spike to Angel: Never much cared for you, Liam, even when we were evil.

• Spike to Gunn: You pissed in the big man's chair? That's fantastic!

• Angel to Gunn: I know, I'm just... I don't know, just feeling a bit... disconnected

• (Londan 1880) Angelus to William: You and me, we're gonna be the best of friends.
• (London 1880) William to Angelus: Drusilla is my destiny
• Eve to Spike & Angel: This town might not be big enough for the both of you.
• Sirk: Read the prophecy! You may as well have read a 12-year-old's book report on the subject.
• Spike: All these years believing you're the signified monkey, only to find out you're just a big hunk of nobody cares.
• Angel to Spike: Talk to me after you've saved the world a couple more times.
• (London 1880) Drusilla: Did you miss me, pretty William?
• Spike to Angel: I fought for my soul. 'Cause I knew it was the right thing to do. It's my destiny.
• Spike to Angel: Traded in your cape and tights for a nice comfy chair at Wolfram & bloody Hart.
• (London 1880) Angelus to William: There's no belonging or deserving anymore. You can take what you want, but nothing is yours.
• Spike to Angel: Drusilla sired me... but you... you made me a monster.
• Angel to Spike: Do you even really want it? Or is it that you just want to take something away from me?
• Angel to Gunn: Doesn't matter if the cup is real or not. In the end, Spike was stronger. He wanted it more.

• Spike to Angel: I thought I'd push off, seeing as how I got somebody waiting for me.

• Dream: Spike to Angel: All your life's been a lie.
• Dream: Buffy to Angel: Can you say jumping the gun? I killed my goldfish.
• Dream: Fred: Spike, you single-handedly ended Armageddon and turned the world into a beautiful, happily-ever-after, candy mountain place where all our dreams come true.
• Spike to Wes & Gunn: Angel doesn't know you're here, does he? Hedging our bets, are we, boys?
• Dream: Wes to Angel: You can stay as long as you like. Stay forever.

• Spike to Angel: Heard one of the simples went for a stroll. Didn't get the memo? Hero of the people now.
• Spike to Angel: you should let it go, mate. It's startin' to make you look old.
• Spike to Dana: I've done my share of bad, but you're not one of 'em. It's someone else.
• Spike to Angel: I liked the rush. I liked the crunch. Never did look back at the victims.

• Spike RE biting Cordy: It was a taste test, you git. I needed to know if what my source said is true.

• Submarine, 1943: Spike: Sneaky bastards, the S.S.. Don't ever go to a free virgin blood party.
• Submarine, 1943: Lawson to Angel: There's a difference between orders... and purpose, sir.
• Submarine, 1943: Spike to Angel: When am I gonna get a turn? I'm playing nice with the anchovies, like you asked.
• Submarine, 1943: Spike: That one on the end looks like he's done for. Be a blessing to put him out of his misery.
• Submarine, 1943: Lawson: They swore to give their lives for their country... just like me. Besides, I'm hungry.
• Spike to Angel: So sailor boy finally came back for a yo-ho-ho, did he?

• Spike to Angel: You're a wee, little puppet man!

• Spike to Angel: I—I'm shocked, *shocked* that you'd say that. I much prefer hitting you with blunt instruments.
• Spike to Wes: Look, if cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win?
• Spike to Angel: Are you saying we should start annoying other people?
• Angel to Spike: Can't lose her, Spike.
• Drogyn: If we bring the sarcophagus back to the well, it will draw Illyria out of your friend...and into every single person between here and there.

• Spike to Angel: Thousands would have died if we'd saved her.
• Angel to Spike: I lost Cordelia because some thing violated her. No way in hell am I letting that happen again!
• Spike to Angel: Fred gave her life for it. The least I can do is give what's left of mine.

• Angel to Spike: Forget it. You know what? This isn't a meeting. This is you being annoying.

• Angel to Spike: We're not testing her, Spike. She's testing us.

• Gunn: this is a delicate matter that needs to be handled with a lot of finesse.
• Spike to Angel: What? You don't think I'm gonna let you traipse off to Italy without me, do you?
• Angel to Spike: Look, we have to work together on this to stop The Immortal and save Buffy. Oh, and pick up that demon body thingy.
• (1894, Italy) His benevolence The Immortal wishes to convey his regrets at having detained you
• (1894, Italy) William to Angelus: Yeah. Nuns are your thing. Everybody knows that. They respect it. They respect us.
• Angel: Buffy'd never fall for a centuries-old guy with a dark past who may or may not be evil.
• Bartender: Ah, si. Si. The Immortal's new ragazza. They come, while ago.
• Oh, look. The Americans are relying on violence to solve their problems. What a surprise.
• Grazie, prego, ka-boom.
• Angel: meanwhile, The Immortal's eatin' cookie dough!
• Spike: Can't we just... lock her away in a box where no one can ever touch her? You know? Like we did with Pavayne?

• Spike to Illyria: Hey, hang on. In the first place, Angel's not my leader. In the second, what the bloody hell do you mean corrupted?

• game plan