Story Arc: Wesley & Gunn

• Cordelia: They were like this all the way over here in the car.

• Cordelia: Earth to retards: you have an obsession you pretty much squeeze it into your schedule, no matter what!

• Gunn: Go on, English, make your move: because it'll be your last.
• Gunn: I thought she said he *breathed* fire!
• Wesley: Our new agency?

• Cordelia to Wesley: Gunn, stubborn, synonyms
• Wesley gets shot
• Gunn re Wesley: They shot my friend here!
• Wesley to Gunn: Is this morphine? Well, it's bloody lovely!

• Gunn RE: Wes: this man took a bullet for me!
• Wesley: So Angel suddenly reappears, orders us to sit and wait and we just do it?

• Gunn to Wes: Have I mentioned just how glad I am I decided to leave my people behind in LA so I could come here to die?

• Gunn to Wes: We die horribly and painfully, *you* go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.
• Gunn: I'm thinking these guys got a cause worth fighting for. Isn't that what we do?
• Wes to Angel: We know you're a man with a demon inside - not the other way around.

• Wesley to Gunn: There are in this world shades of gray...
• Wesley to Gunn: If you ever withhold information or attempt to subvert me again, I will fire you.

• Wesley: I guess we wait here.

• Gunn: Look, we're not thieves, we're investigators. (and apparantly, jugglers)

• John Wayne in Rio Bravo. Austin Stoker, Assault on Precinct Thirteen.

• Right then. Zombie it is.

• Wesley to Gunn: She chose. It's just important to me that she's taken care of.

• Gunn: But I never had a Fred before. If we have to, I choose you.

• Gunn: Probably best we never mention the guy's name again.
• Wesley to Gunn: I'll help because it's Fred. But none of you are welcome here.

• Fred & Gunn are running out of leads

• Fred: Charles doesn't have it in him.

• Gunn to Wes: you move on Fred, and I'm gonna put you down hard.

• Gunn to Wesley: Go pool yourself. I'm gonna find my girlfriend.

• Gunn: Oh good, more bad news.
• Angel (RE: Wes & Gunn) I don't give a rat's ass about what's going between you two. Put it away!
• zombies attack

• Angelus: Not like your schoolgirl crush is a secret
• Angelus: Othello and Desdemona. My favorite couple.
• Wesley: Face it, Gunn, you can't give Fred what she needs.

• Fred to Wes: I don't think Gunn'll listen to me. We're not together anymore.

• Faith to Wes: I thought we weren't going for the kill?

• Jasmine to Wes & Gunn: You share the same love; that should bring you closer, not drive you apart

• Wesley to Gunn: You decapitate a loved one, you don't expect them to come visiting.

• Gunn to Wes: I want the office on the left. It makes me feel 17% less out of place.

• Gunn to Wes: My plan to remove the evil warlock? We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass.

• Wesley to Gunn: Yes, you seemed like something was up before you made that tasteless and horrible joke at my expense.

• Knox: Fred was the most beautiful, perfect woman I ever met. That's why I chose her. She's the only one that was worthy.
• Gunn: The sarcophagus was stuck in customs and it should have stayed there, but someone got it out.
• Angel: Giles, this is an emergency. No. No, I'm not going— Don't put me on hold.
• Gunn to Wes: It was just a piece of paper. I didn't think anyone would get hurt. I didn't think it would be one of us.

• Gunn to Wes: I just got my heart cut out of my chest every day for 2 weeks straight. Compared to what?a little jab in the gut? Kinda over it.