Spike

• Spike: Home, sweet home.
• Spike: I fed off a flower person at Woodstock
• Spike: who do you kill for fun around here?
• Spike: Me and Dru, we're movin' in.
• 'studying' at the Bronze
• Buffy to Spike: who are you?
• Sheila to Spike: Hey, wait up!
• Drusilla: Miss Edith has been bad
• Spike: I couldn't wait
• Spike to vamp minion: You're too old to eat
• Spike: Here kitty, kitty
• Spike: use your head
• The Anne Rice routine
• Joyce to Spike: get the hell away from my daughter!
• Spike to the Annoying One: A little less ritual, a little more fun!

• Spike: eyeballs to entrails, my sweet
• Spike: neat!
• Angel: whoever Buffy is now, she's helpless
• Buffy to Spike: Hi honey, I'm home.

• Spike: the bird's dead Dru, it's not going to sing for you
• Ford to Spike: you make me a vamp, I'll deliver the Slayer
• Buffy: let everyone out or Dru fits in an ashtray
• Ford: I delivered, where's my reward?

• Spike: Debase the beef canoe doesn't sound right to me
• Spike to Dru: I'm sorry, kitten
• Drusilla: we need the key to translate the text
• Spike: Order of Taraka'll take care of the Slayer
• Spike: By George I think he's got it!

• Spike: I'm thinking dinner & a movie with Angel
• Spike to Dru: I brought you Angel
• Angel to Spike: I can tell when Dru's not satisfied
• Spike: simmering boil, remove to a low flame
• Spike to Buffy: Don't feel too bad for Angel
• Kendra/Buffy: two Slayers, no waiting
• Spike to Buffy: I'd rather be fightin' you anyway
• Spike to Willy: I'll only kill you just this once

• Spike: Sunnydale's cursed for us
• Spike: Let's try something different with the flowers
• Drusilla: this will be the best party ever
• Spike:the only vamp we've got with half a brain
• Judge: You two stink of humanity
• Angel: Take me instead of her!

• Spike: Why isn't Big Blue destroying the world already?
• Spike: you can't see the stars Dru
• Angelus to Spike & Dru: Yeah, baby. I'm back
• Angelus: to kill this girl, you have to love her
• Angelus to Spike: too bad you can't come with

• Spike gives Dru a necklace, Angelus gives her a fresh heart

• Spike to Angelus: a bloody guest in my bloody home!
• Spike: one incredibly brassed-off Slayer!
• Angelus: whatever happened to wooden stakes?

• Angelus to Spike: I just love to see you smile, buddy.
• Angelus: I think this whole Slayer thing has run its course
• Angelus: Sorry Spike, gotta travel light.

• Angelus learns about Acathla's unearthing
• Angelus give Spike an Acathla history lesson
• Spike: someone wasn't worthy

• Spike: I wanna save the world
• Buffy: I'm in a rock band with Spike
• Buffy: Mom... I'm a Vampire Slayer
• Joyce to Spike: Have we met?
• Spike proposes a deal
• Giles: you must perform the ritual in a tutu
• Drusilla gets into the moment
• Buffy: Hello, lover.
• Spike: God, he's gonna kill Buffy (shrug)

• Spike: home sweet home
• Spike: look what you've done to me
• Spike: You're going down! (thump)
• Spike: I need a curse
• Spike: I need to borrow the little girl
• Spike: teach her to walk out on me...
• Spike: she didn't even care enough to cut off my head
• Willow: there will be no 'having' of any kind with me
• Joyce: I overreacted before
• Spike to Joyce: our love was eternal! Got any marshmallows?
• Spike to Angel: you're not invited!
• Spike: I think I'm sobering up
• Angel: lot of trouble for somebody who doesn't care
• Spike: I may be love's bitch...
• Spike, Buffy & Angel fight Lenny's vamp gang
• Spike: a decent spot of violence puts things in perspective
• Spike: I did it my way!

• The big, fluffy puppy saves the day
• Spike: I believe you have something I'm looking for
• Angel finds Spike, and a nasty surprise
• Marcus: He's known love

• Spike to Harmony: killing Willow would announce my presence...

• Spike: I prefer Mozart's older, funnier symphonies
• Spike: Buffy's so cute when she's hurting, isn't she?

• Buffy: Harmony? You lose a bet Spike?

• Spike: you know how stubborn Angel can be

• Buffy: Dru dump you again?

• Angel: I want forgiveness.
• Cordelia and Doyle meet back with Spike
• Spike: from now on, I'm my own man

• Harmony: just because Dorkus was into chains...
• Spike to Harmony: I love syphilis more than you
• Spike to Harmony: love hurts baby
• Harmony: take it if that's all that matters to you
• Buffy to Parker: did I do something wrong?
• Spike: Gem of Amara, Official Sponsor of my killing you
• Spike: so you let Parker take a poke?

• Spike: Big Bad is back

• Spike: not so tough
• Vampire to Spike: we're lab rats
• Spike: gotta go see a girl
• Spike: new plan
• Spike to Harmony: Your blondie bear's here to stay
• Spike to Willow: I'm gonna kill you
• Spike has trouble performing
• Buffy: contain this!

• Harmony to Spike: I don't need you to complete me
• Spike: help me
• Spike: come to you in friendship
• Spike: Caeser's not saying 'I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it'
• Spike: know what happens to non-feeding vampires?
• Buffy: you have casinos now!
• Spike: I apologize!
• Spike: You made a bear!
• Buffy: Thanksgiving traditions

• Spike: human, 2 eyes each
• Spike: done this for Angel before
• Spike: Giles, make her stop!
• Spike: any ninny can see that!
• Spike: Passions is on!
• Spike: won't have you doin mojo on me
• Spike: let me in! fix me!
• Buffy to Spike: I got a whole bunch of stones
• Buffy: dying for a good slay
• Spike: just say 'yes'
• Spike: gonna get it... gonna get it...
• Spike: where would Angel like to register?
• Spike: like you're my father-in-law, in'nt?
• Buffy: smear a little red paint
• Spike: whereas 'Buffy' gives it classic elegance
• Buffy: natural immunity to Willow's spell
• finding D'hoffren's portal burn
• Buffy: fight the demon without ruining the foliage
• Willow: I don't want to be a demon
• Willow: let this harmful spell be broken
• Spike: not the one who wanted

• Spike to Giles: Sissy
• Spike: Oh, we're not your friends...
• Giles: I need you to take Spike for a few days
• Spike: don't see why I have to be tied up
• Xander to Spike: -- You you did this to me.--

• Xander to Spike: big mooch
• Xander to Spike: You're not even kind of naughty
• Spike: I'm beyond pathetic
• Spike to Willow & Xander: pity from geeks
• Buffy: Why is Spike even here?
• Spike: what, I was helping!
• Xander: so you're one of the commando guys?
• Spike: Let's fight that evil!

• Spike: Shocked & disappointed?
• Spike: something dark & dank
• Xander: With bitter enemies we don't give them my lamp.
• Spike: Say good-bye, shed a few tears.
• Spike: help you out of the evilness of my heart?
• Giles: refuse to become a monster
• Spike to waitress: English like me, but less attractive
• Spike: we've picked up a tail
• Spike: You just try and stop me, you stupid...

• Giles to Spike: love to trade jabs
• Spike: no more pleading for help from the Slayerettes
• Spike: you're the freaking cavalry, help me!
• Dr Giles ministers to Spike
• Buffy: not safe for any of us

• Spike to Buffy: bleeding tragic taste in men
• Squatting in Xander's dank hole
• Riley: That's Hostile 17!
• Spike: double shot of O-neg
• Demon to Spike: better not see you around here again

• Spike: can't anyone remember I hate you all?

• Faith: I could have anyone, even you Spike

• Jonathan to Spike: you'll be instant soup mix
• Jonathan to Spike: enough of the creepy small talk

• Anya to Spike: scaring people into giving you money?
• Spike to Anya: you take the killing for granted.
• Spike to Anya: you brought me *here*?
• Spike: who's the puffed-up manly man?
• to Spike: Hey, buddy. You look familiar.
• Spike: party's starting to liven up
• Spike: not first choice for heroics

• Adam to Spike: help each other with our problems
• Spike: Buffy has a slight tendency to win
• Spike to Adam: you were a boy scout?
• Spike: happen to be seeking monetary gratification
• Willow to Spike: you look like an evil olive

• Spike: Little Miss Tiny's habit of bollixing plans
• Spike: stinking rotten luck
• Adam: Spike's like a trapped animal
• Spike: Never get tired of Buffy being miserable
• Spike: for someone who's got Watcher on his resume...
• Spike to Giles: I've seen the way Buffy treats you
• Xander: fine American chipmanship
• Xander: they think I'm a useless lunk
• Giles: a good running-away-from
• Spike to Giles: pretend you're in charge
• Spike to Willow: the wicca thing
• Spike: ducks in a row

• Spike: chip party pack
• Spike: let's not quibble about who failed who
• Spike: weekend getaway place
• Spike to Adam: mind the hairline. I don't fancy a comb-over.
• Spike to Adam: Hello??? Paging Dr. Owe Me One.
• Spike: good work team
• Spike: let's go save 'em by gum

• Spike: Can't take the initiative out of the boy
• Spike: Dracula owes me 11 pounds
• Spike: go home to your superhoney

• Spike: thrashings for all
• Spike: should pay me royalties for that song
• Spike: speaking of dishes

• Spike: charming tea room
• Spike: I was on your side!
• Spike makes a posh friend

• Spike: knitting cunning sweater sets
• Spike: takes a fall
• Harmony: on the lam
• Spike: cute little government chip
• Spike: is it a sodding breadbox?
• Spike: pretty pieces of paper
• Spike: is the enormous hall monitor sick?
• Spike: shoot the nasty butterflies
• Harmony: can't even pick flowers
• Spike: the bloody backstroke
• Spike: places to go
• Spike: a little snack
• Spike: no more bug-zapper
• Spike: she's haunting me!
• Spike to Dream Buffy: take me out of a world that has you in it

• Spike: you have stupid hair

• Spike's little white lie
• Harmony: everything was on sale!
• Spike: gonna get a decent seat
• Spike: you're welcome!
• Spike: Lei-ach demon
• We are Family
• testing Tara for demonness

• (1880, London) Angelus: Well, if you're lonely, Dru, why don't you make yourself a playmate?
• (1898, Romania) Darla: You took him from me. You gave him a soul.

• Buffy: you're going to show me how
• Spike: stuck with a creature you loathe
• William: nothing rhymes with gleaming (London, 1880)
• Bloody bad poetry (London, 1880)

• (China, 1900) Dru: my little Spike just killed himself a Slayer (AtS perspective)

• Cecily: you're beneath me (London, 1880)
• Drusilla: do you want it? (London, 1880)
• Spike: had to get myself a gang
• Spike: did I sully our good name? (YORKSHIRE, 1880)
• Spike: Nothing but fists & fangs (YORKSHIRE, 1880)
• Spike: fella could get used to this (China, 1900)
• Dru: My little Spike just killed a Slayer (China, 1900)
• Spike: One Good Day
• Spike: Lesson the second: ask the right questions.
• Buffy: You think we're dancing?
• Spike: have myself a real good day
• Buffy: You're beneath me
• Spike: no death wish? won't need one
• Harmony: you had plenty of chances
• Drusilla: why won't you push her away? (South America, 1998)
• Spike: Is there something I can do?

• Spike to Riley: Buffy's got a type, and you're not it. Sorry Charlie, you're just not dark enough.

• Buffy to Spike: are those pictures of me?
• Spike: missed a good time

• Spike: I wanna show you something
• Spike to Riley: you need help
• Riley: plastic stake; looks real, doesn't it?
• Spike: you're not the long haul guy
• Spike: Aint love grand?

• Spike practices his apology
• Spike: a sort of a flower-shaped thing they make from an onion. It's brilliant.
• Spike: holding grudges?
• Xander: the what-do-you-see-in-her look
• Spike: all the blaming of innocent bystanders who got caught up in the mess.
• Spike: on second thought...
• Spike: paralyzed with not caring very much
• Olaf: Can it be babies?
• Spike: Not sampling bleeding disaster victims

• Spike to Buffy: don't need, or can't keep a boyfriend?
• Spike: the poor little twig can't keep a man. Gets her all down.
• Spike: boatload of manly responsibility

• Dawn: Chocolates? Lame.
• Dawn: Is that supposed to scare me?
• Dawn: Spike, wanna come steal stuff?
• Spike: who's bad now?
• Spike to Dawn: All this for a book?
• Spike: brown-robe types
• Spike: didn't go with my stuff
• Spike: the Key? guess that's you nibblet!
• Spike: morning sunshine
• Spike: Round of Kick the Spike
• Spike: you'll find her, heroes always do
• Buffy: He is NOT my boyfriend!

• Buffy to Spike: what are we, talking buddies now?
• Xander: I work hard for that money
• Spike: Harm ... really not in the mood right now.
• Dawn to Spike: I feel safe with you.
• Spike's interrupted ghost story
• Dawn: I was just hanging out
• Spike: don't get us laughing again Joyce
• Spike: grab your pointy sticks
• Spike to Buffy: It's not blood, it's bourbon.
• Buffy: Is this a date?
• Buffy to Spike: there is no 'we'! Understand?
• Drusilla: Look who's come to make everything right again.
• Drusilla: want us to be a family again
• Drusilla: no tinker-toy can stop you
• Spike: hit the road, Harm
• Spike: You remember my ex, don't you, Slayer? Come back, she did.
• Drusilla: I shall be very cross
• Drusilla: vampires can love well, if not wisely
• Spike: this is Drusilla!
• Buffy: only when I was unconscious
• Spike: why torture me???
• Harmony: thought I could change you
• Spike: can't shut me out!

• Spike to Buffy: trolling for your next ex?
• Ben: should I offer to get violent?
• Spike: my bleeding sympathies to Warren!
• Giles to Spike: move the hell on
• Spike: Bloody right, I'll move on.
• Spike to Warren: I'm placing an order

• Spike: I liked Joyce; didn't treat me like a freak
• Spike: Gonna help you Little Bit
• Spike: don't like seeing Summers women taking it on the chin
• Doc: let me know how it goes.
• Spike: Surprise. Dawn's a Bitty Buffy.
• Spike & Dawn steal the Gora egg

• Spike: Buffybot'll do
• BuffyBot: I can't resist the sinister attraction
• Spike to BuffyBot: Shhh, no 'programs'. Just be Buffy.
• Xander & Anya meet Spike & BuffyBot
• Xander: Buffy's friends will do whatever it takes to protect her
• Jinx: Glory will want the Key intact...
• Spike: as impure as the driven yellow snow
• Spike: No more. I'll tell you who the sodding key is.
• Spike's brilliant plan for escaping Glory
• You do not insult Glory by escaping.
• Buffy to Spike: what you did was real. I won't forget it

• Spike to Dawn: you're not evil
• Spike: I'd do it, right person, person I loved

• Giles: What's Spike doing here? Out!
• Anya: Are we there yet?
• Spike: No biggie Tara, play with Mr Sunshine all you like
• Buffy: Aim for the horsies
• Spike: a good time for something heroic
• Anya with the frying pan
• Buffy: Just give me a minute!
• Energy barrier. A most powerful one.
• Xander to Spike: those cigarettes'll kill you

• the gang deals with catatonic Buffy
• Spike: Is everyone here very stoned? Ben is Glory!
• Spike: I know this bloke
• Spike: This is gonna be worth it
• Xander & Spike visit Doc

• Buffy: I love you all, but I'm sorry.
• Anya: Okay, all in favor of Stopping Glory *BEFORE* the ritual! Suggestions? Ideas?
• Xander: I'm also a swell bowler
• Spike: I'll protect Dawn 'til the end of the world
• not exactly the St. Crispin's Day speech
• Giles: There's only a few minutes left to start the ritual.
• Willow telepaths to Spike: Get up there now!
• Spike: I made a promise to a lady

• Giles: I hope that vamp doesn't try to operate heavy machinery...
• Spike: cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea
• BuffyBot: That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo!
• Dawn: Check. One mindless automaton coming up.
• Spike: No. I'm not leaving you to get hurt. Not again.
• Spike to Willow: make BuffyBot stop doing that

• Spike to Dawn: I'm your sitter, so mind me!
• Dawn: Destruct-o-rama
• BuffyBot: where did the other Buffy go?

• Buffy: What else is different?
• Spike to Buffy: We'll take care of you
• Spike: I worked beside you all summer, and you didn't tell me!
• Spike to Buffy: every night I save you
• Buffy: I think I was in heaven

• Spike: that works out nicely then
• Buffy: no more full copper re-pipe!

• Buffy: Life is stupid, more whiskey please
• Buffy to Spike: you're gonna play cards?
• Buffy: Be free kittens!
• Buffy to Spike: you were gonna fix my life!
• Jonathan-Demon: I am well struck!

• Spike: Feel like a bit of the rough and tumble?
• Spike: in civilized cultures, that's called trespassing
• Buffy: parking in the woods with a vampire?
• Spike: I'm a rebel. You're an idiot.
• Anya: obscenely muscular male strippers
• Spike: big bads on Halloween

• Spike: Come to serenade me?
• SONG: Rest in Peace
• Giles: Buffy's going alone
• SONG: Walk through the Fire
• SONG: Life
• SONG: Where Do We Go From Here
• the curtains close on a kiss

• Buffy to Spike: I will never touch you ever again
• Buffy: if I would just stop saving Spike's life...
• Giles: something to tell you all
• Who are you people?
• Joan/Buffy: monsters are real! Did we know this?
• Joan/Buffy: I'm like a super-hero or something!
• Joan/Buffy: I've got a plan
• Randy/Spike: I must be a vampire with a soul!
• everyone gets their memories back
• you're an odd duck, Mr. Spike

• Buffy: I always wanted a pony
• Spike: you're a tease, Slayer!
• Buffy to Spike: you're not a man. you're a thing.
• Spike: she thinks I'm housebroken
• Spike: examine my chip, or Mr. Fett here is the first to die
• Warren: your chip works fine
• Buffy: we can't assume that everybody's getting seduced...
• Spike to Buffy: you came back wrong

• Buffy to Spike: you were just convenient
• Spike: kind of a sorry excuse to come by, no?
• Spike: I'm in your system now

• Spike: Pet? Sweetheart? My little goldilocks?
• Doris Kroger, from Social Services
• Spike: Just getting what I came for, luv
• Invisible Buffy to Spike: stop trying to see me
• Spike to Xander: gotta keep fit for the killing
• Spike to Buffy: get dressed and push off

• Spike: you're better than this

• Spike: are we actually having a conversation?
• Spike: you love getting away with this
• Spike: I'm gonna get you home, sort this out
• Buffy's nightmare
• Spike: you always hurt the one you love, pet

• Spike: we're all part of the team
• Tara: Richard is cute, don't you think Spike?
• Spike: jealous my ass
• Tara: a muscle cramp? In your pants?
• Tara: maybe you wanna put some ice on that cramp
• Richard: we gotta be at work in a few minutes
• Buffy: we do not joke about eating people in this house!
• Dawn: being stuck here with me, that would really suck, huh?
• Buffy: Dawn's so angry
• Buffy: that was the demon I killed 2 nights ago
• Spike's birthday celebrating suggestion
• Tara to Anya: back off! Willow's not doing magic
• Anya summons Halfrek
• Buffy's birthday bash is officially over

• Spike: maybe you can come outside?
• Buffy to Spike: tell me you love me
• Riley to Spike: seen enough of your dead body
• Spike to Buffy: all you've ever done is play me
• Buffy: I'm sorry, William.

• Spike to Dawn: so that's my date. She's with me.
• Buffy to Spike: a very nice attempt at making me jealous

• Spike: know a good thing when you've got it
• Xander & Spike hunt the Glargabullgashmanick
• Spike: you're addicted to the misery

• Spike: why won't you sleep with me again?
• Buffy to Spike: I think it's real... for you
• I'm lonely and drunk and you smell *really* good
• Xander: You let that evil, soulless thing touch you

• Dawn to Spike: How could you do that to Buffy?
• Buffy to Spike: Ask me again why I could never love you!
• Spike: I'm nothing
• Spike: things are gonna change

• Spike: since I got this bleeding chip in my head, things aint been right

• Spike: here we are now, entertain us
• Spike: first stage? bugger

• Spike: got any more tests for me?
• Mysterious Voice to Spike: We will return your soul.

• Spike: I tried to cut it out.
• Morphing Evil Thing: It's about power

• Spike: now is not the time
• Buffy to Spike: not so much with the crazy, I like it.
• Spike: I'm just a guy who can lend a hand, if you'll let me.
• Buffy deploys the troops
• Dawn to Spike: hurt my sister, you'll wake up on fire
• Spike: can't say 'forgive me'... all I can say is 'I've changed'
• the gang interrupts Anya working
• Anya to Spike: how did you do it?
• Ronnie gets skewered
• Spike: Buffy... can we rest now?

• Insane in the basement (Willow's perspective)
• Insane in the basement (Xander & Buffy's perspective)
• Insane in the basement (Spike's perspective)
• Spike: I'm insane. What's his excuse?

• Spike: stay here, and help me be quiet
• the Showdown

• Buffy to Spike: get up and get out of this basement

• Xander to Spike: that closet is your room now
• Xander: RJ's brother had everyone kissing his ring back in high school
• Anya: we're not responsible morally or you know legally...

• Buffy: How was your night, Spike?
• Anya: Oh, just shut up, William, and take me. Take me now!
• Spike to Buffy: But the soul, I got on my own... for you.
• Xander to Spike: you're not going out
• Aimee Mann's Pavlov's Bells plays as Spike investigates
• Buffy: kind of sallow, but in a hot way? seen him?
• Spike to Buffy: Will you... Help me. Can you help me?

• Spike: make it tighter
• Buffy to Spike: how'd you get your soul back?
• Spike gets triggered
• Buffy to Spike: I believe in you
• First: Getting a little tired of subtle. Meet a *real* vampire.

• more Spike torture (Dru, luv, get bent)
• more Spike torture (she believes in me)

• Spike: she will come for me
• Spike: you can't hurt me... you're just a bloody figment

• Buffy lectures: what did your instincts tell you to do?
• Andrew: I'm like Vegeta!
• the best field trip ever (demon bar)
• Buffy lectures: the animal inside, always the same

• Spike: the constant pitter patter of clomping teenage girly feet
• Spike: who you gonna call?
• Willow: the man that I killed
• returning to the Initiative

• Giles: you removed the chip!?!?!?
• Spike: Think I still dream of a crypt for two with a white picket fence?
• Giles: get Buffy back here
• Principal Wood: So, how do you two know each other?
• Buffy to Spike: I'm not ready for you to not be here.

• Spike to Anya: It's my bone. Just drop it
• Wood to Spike: how's that soul working out for you?
• Buffy to Spike: if I need someone to get weepy or whaled on, I'll call you
• shadow-casters
• the gang makes a plan
• Spike: got the duster in New York
• Spike: tussel like that is good for the soul

• Andrew: morning in command central Sunnydale
• videotaping Dawn, Willow/Kennedy, Spike
• Scoobies make Andrew remember Mexico 2002 w/Jonathan
• nice way to run a school
• Spike & Wood wait for Buffy

• New York City, 1977: Spike vs Nikki
• Giles to Spike: The Prokaryote stone will move within your mind
• London, 1880: William to his mother: I *have* a woman in my life
• So, Spike's trigger's been active this entire time?
• Buffy: this is pointless, I'm unchaining Spike
• London 1880: Dru to Spike: you want to bring your mum???
• Spike to Wood: what's your story, Wood?
• London, 1880: Mother to Spike: you'll always be a limp sentimental fool.
• Spike to Wood: I don't give a piss about your mum
• Buffy to Wood: Try anything again, Spike'll kill you. More importantly, I'll let him

• Faith to Buffy: Are you the bad slayer now? Am I the good slayer?
• Spike to Faith: not all that tension was about you
• Faith to Spike: I've met you before, you know...
• Buffy: I'm tired of talking, tied of training, we're going
• Showdown at the Evil Vineyard

• Spike to Giles: you know, sometimes our missions end up with you trying to kill me.
• Spike on Onion Blossoms
• It is not for thee. It is for her alone to wield

• Andrew: I spy with my little eye
• Spike: You sad, sad, ungrateful traitors. Who do you think you are?
• Faith to Spike: you're pretty sweet on her, aren't you?
• Spike: You are a hell of a woman. You?re the one, Buffy.

• Spike: it was the best night of my life. So yeah, I?m terrified.

• Spike: I've been called a lot of things in my time, but never a champion
• The First to Buffy: Where's your snappy come back?
• Buffy: (worried) I'm not worried...
• battling down in the hellmouth
• Buffy to Spike: I love you

• Angel: meanwhile, we deal with whatever comes next. (poof, Spike appears)

• Spike: What the bloody hell is happening?!
• Spike to Angel: You! This is your fault.
• Spike to Angel: You're no more in control than I am.
• Angel: Wolfram & Hart is under new management and out of the grave-robbing business.
• Angel: Knowing you'll be haunting me till the end of time? Hmm. It's a dream come true.
• Spike: Ol' buckets here was right. You guys are doing a bang-up job.
• Wes to Angel: Your style's not gonna cut it with a necromancer.
• Spike: I could drive you completely starkers, and you wouldn't be able to do a sodding thing about it.
• Angel to the Butler: We're... I'm from Wolfram & Hart.
• Spike to Angel: Uh-oh. Looks like it's buckets for you.
• Angel to Spike: Fair? You spent 3 weeks moaning in a basement, and then you were fine! What's fair about that?
• Hainsley: This isn't over, vampire.
• Spike: You've come to the right ghost
• Harmony to Spike: I guess a leopard can't change his stripes
• Spike to Angel: I don't play for that side anymore, or haven't you heard?
• Spike to Angel: I'm glad it's you, though, finally doin' me in. Circle of death.
• Spike to Angel: Oh, come on. Had to get a few licks in, didn't I?
• Spike to Fred: Help me?

• Fred to Spike: There's no need to be dramatic. Look, just try not to disappear, and we'll figure it out eventually.
• Angel: All I care about is the girl. Here on out, she's under my protection.
• Angel to Spike: you know that whoosh thing you do?
• Royce: the first few transformation are the worst. They like familiar scents, images.
• Fred to Spike: I am going to find a way to bring you back, really bring you back. I promise.

• Spike to Fred: might be a hug in your future after all
• Spike to Basement Ghost: quickest way back to the lab?
• Spike: All right. Lured me here with the creepshow. Now what?
• Angel to Spike: You think any of it matters? You're going to hell. We both are.
• Spike to Angel: Never much cared for you, Liam, even when we were evil.
• Spike: Ghosts everywhere. The blighters are coming out of the woodwork!
• Spike: The reaper? Tall, grim fellow with a scythe?
• Spike to Fred: I wanted to thank you, pet. How you tried to help.
• Psychic: I call upon the guardian of souls, the keeper of the passage.
• Spike: Come on. Just...reach out. R. E. A. P. E. R.
• Pavayne to Spike: An eternity of suffering for your sins. But first I get to play.
• Pavayne to Spike: Hell always hungers for the wicked, boy, and it's feeding time.
• Spike: Reality bends to desire. All I have to do was want it bad enough.
• Pavayne: Decisions. The girl... or the flesh. There's no time for both.
• Spike to Fred: Don't have it so bad, really. Plenty of room. Good company.

• Angel: Come on, what, do they think I'm throwing this thing so I can slaughter them?
• Spike: I'll go to hell before these ghost shoes touch that dance floor.
• Angel to Sebassis: And you look just— well, I don't have to tell you how awesome you look. You know how awesome you look!
• OK, something is definitely wrong with this picture.
• Angel: And, Eve, you stay here with me, we'll have more sex.
• Sebassis: Dress yourself, Angel. You have a public execution to attend.
• Lorne: Wow, I must really hate myself.
• Spike to Gunn: You pissed in the big man's chair? That's fantastic!

• Angel to Gunn: I know, I'm just... I don't know, just feeling a bit... disconnected
• Spike: Didja hear? Angel attacked the old mail guy.
• Gunn: Still not sure why blondie ghost tagged along.
• Wesley: So whatever did this might still be close.
• Fred to Spike: Not easy being a champion. You know that.
• Spike to Wes: Tall-dark-and-dreary told me he doesn't believe in that Shanshu bugaboo.
• Wes: Tezcatcatl was defeated by 5 heroes. Brothers. They were the champions of that time.
• Spike: If I was gonna kill something that was trying to take my heart, I'd try to bloody well take its heart first.

• Fred: ... the rest of the technology is so foreign to us.
• Angel: I didn't know your father was coming to visit, Wesley.
• Wes: Unless I'm very much mistaken, I've just activated the bomb.
• Wesley: I find it hard to think straight when my father's around.
• Spike to Eve: Your 'here to help' cheerleader routine may work on Angel, but I see right through it.
• Gunn: I'm thinking it's not a false alarm.
• Wes to Spike: Thank you. I'm very comforted.

• (Londan 1880) Angelus to William: You and me, we're gonna be the best of friends.
• Spike: I'm back, Charlie boy! That's what's going!
• Spike to Harmony: that's a very pretty skirt you're wearing
• (London 1880) William to Angelus: Drusilla is my destiny
• Nobody replaces the toner!
• Harmony to Spike: Using me. Making me think... feel...like yours.
• Eve to Spike & Angel: This town might not be big enough for the both of you.
• Sirk: Read the prophecy! You may as well have read a 12-year-old's book report on the subject.
• Spike: All these years believing you're the signified monkey, only to find out you're just a big hunk of nobody cares.
• Angel to Spike: Talk to me after you've saved the world a couple more times.
• (London 1880) Drusilla: Did you miss me, pretty William?
• Spike to Angel: I fought for my soul. 'Cause I knew it was the right thing to do. It's my destiny.
• Spike to Angel: Traded in your cape and tights for a nice comfy chair at Wolfram & bloody Hart.
• (London 1880) Angelus to William: There's no belonging or deserving anymore. You can take what you want, but nothing is yours.
• Spike to Angel: Drusilla sired me... but you... you made me a monster.
• Angel to Spike: Do you even really want it? Or is it that you just want to take something away from me?
• Angel: Sirk's gone. The cup's a fake, but the madness is real.
• Eve: Senior Partners managed to temporarily stabilize the universal equilibrium.

• Angel to Harmony: Called a zero tolerance policy, not a maybe this once policy. Nobody in this office gets away with murder
• Spike to Angel: I thought I'd push off, seeing as how I got somebody waiting for me.
• Spike to Fred: You believed in me. You tried. I won't forget that.
• Spike to Harmony: Keep it simple, Harm. It suits you.
• Spike to Harmony: I gave up my life for Buffy, the world, and if I show up now, flesh and bone, my grand finale won't hold much weight.

• Dream: Spike to Angel: All your life's been a lie.
• Lindsey to Spike: Hey, Spike... get any interesting mail lately?
• Spike to his rescuee: I mean, honestly, what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley?
• Spike: I'm the hero.
• Lindsey to Spike: This place has everything you need to be a hero.
• Dream: Buffy to Angel: Can you say jumping the gun? I killed my goldfish.
• Dream: Fred: Spike, you single-handedly ended Armageddon and turned the world into a beautiful, happily-ever-after, candy mountain place where all our dreams come true.
• Spike to Wes & Gunn: Angel doesn't know you're here, does he? Hedging our bets, are we, boys?
• Spike to Lindsey: Thought this was a single. Didn't know I was gonna have a bloody roommate.
• Dream: Wes to Angel: You can stay as long as you like. Stay forever.

• Spike to Angel: Heard one of the simples went for a stroll. Didn't get the memo? Hero of the people now.
• Spike to Dana: What say we have a nice, quiet chat... about mistreating little girls... demon to demon.
• Andrew: Spike? It's really you! you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever!
• Andrew: 6 months ago, Buffy, Vampyr Slayer extraordinaire, had her lesbian witch make with the beaucoup de magie. All the potentials became slayers.
• Spike to Angel: you should let it go, mate. It's startin' to make you look old.
• Andrew to Spike: Wait a minute. Buffy doesn't know you're alive, does she?
• Dana to Spike: Yellow makes you weak. Brown makes you sleepy.
• Spike to Dana: I've done my share of bad, but you're not one of 'em. It's someone else.
• Spike to Angel: I liked the rush. I liked the crunch. Never did look back at the victims.

• Spike to Lindsey: Rehab, mate. Working out the digits.
• Spike RE biting Cordy: It was a taste test, you git. I needed to know if what my source said is true.
• Eve: I don't know what it is, exactly, but the failsafe is huge and alive... and specifically designed to destroy you.
• Spike: Come on, lads. No need to be gentle. We're all dead men here.
• Fred: We should all go get a drink. We haven't done that in...ever.

• Submarine, 1943: Spike: Sneaky bastards, the S.S.. Don't ever go to a free virgin blood party.
• Submarine, 1943: Angel: Lawson, Spike. The Prince of Lies. Put 'em to work if you need 'em.
• Submarine, 1943: Spike to Angel: When am I gonna get a turn? I'm playing nice with the anchovies, like you asked.
• Submarine, 1943: Prince of Lies to German captive: I will suck the brain from your skull and digest your thoughts like a sour pudding!
• Submarine, 1943: Lawson to Spike: They're trying to create an army... out of things like you.
• Submarine, 1943: Angel: Angel Never... liked... the ocean.
• Submarine, 1943: Spike: That one on the end looks like he's done for. Be a blessing to put him out of his misery.
• Submarine, 1943: Lawson: They swore to give their lives for their country... just like me. Besides, I'm hungry.
• Spike to Angel: So sailor boy finally came back for a yo-ho-ho, did he?

• Spike to Angel: You're a wee, little puppet man!

• Spike to Angel: I—I'm shocked, *shocked* that you'd say that. I much prefer hitting you with blunt instruments.
• Spike to Wes: Look, if cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win?
• Spike to Angel: Are you saying we should start annoying other people?
• Fred: It's my boys.
• I'll say it anyway. Winifred Burkle. Go.
• Eve: I wanna help. I swear to you. I've got nothing against Fred.
• Angel: Come on. Let's save the day.
• Angel to Spike: Can't lose her, Spike.
• Drogyn: If we bring the sarcophagus back to the well, it will draw Illyria out of your friend...and into every single person between here and there.

• Spike to Angel: Thousands would have died if we'd saved her.
• Gunn: The sarcophagus was stuck in customs and it should have stayed there, but someone got it out.
• Angel: Giles, this is an emergency. No. No, I'm not going— Don't put me on hold.
• Illyria: 2 half-breeds and a band of primitives. Is this all that challenges me now?
• Angel: Great. She's super strong and she can alter time.
• Angel to Spike: I lost Cordelia because some thing violated her. No way in hell am I letting that happen again!
• Angel to Wes: I don't remember seeing 'Stab Gunn' on the agenda this morning!
• Her army of doom? There's a shock.
• Illyria: You're too late. My army will rise. This world will be mine once again.
• Spike to Angel: Fred gave her life for it. The least I can do is give what's left of mine.

• Angel to Spike: Forget it. You know what? This isn't a meeting. This is you being annoying.
• Spike to Eve: Trapped like a... Rat? Snake? Beady little rat snake?
• Angel: Harmony! Call security, put 'em on red alert. Nobody gets in this building without clearance from me.
• Eve: Lindsey's dedicated years of his life to the study of the senior partners. No one knows more about them than he does
• Angel: I don't care if he's in toy poodles on parade hell. Lindsey's got information that we need.
• Spike: What, you never heard of Knight Rider? The Knight Industries 2000? K.I.T.T.? Never mind.
• to Lindsey: Nuts and bolts, you're in hell. We've come to break you out.
• Gunn: You don't make the rules here. Wolfram & Hart does. If one leaves, one has to stay. A void is impossible.
• Hamilton: sorry for the intrusion. I'm Marcus Hamilton, your new liaison to the senior partners.
• Lindsey: The war's here, Angel. And you're already 2 soldiers down.

• Illyria to Spike: This shell... you had affection for it, for Fred. Yet you strike at her form without sentiment.
• Angel to Spike: We're not testing her, Spike. She's testing us.
• Spike: OK, the upshot is you don't like Babe the Blue Ox in your house, and you want to get rid of her.
• Illyria to Wes: You tried to murder me. I was there. I saw it.
• Spike & Wes to Angel: We're thinking that Illyria cracked her engine block and now she's leakin' petrol all over the building.
• Wesley: Illyria, this device will draw the energy away from you safely. It will allow you to live.

• Gunn: this is a delicate matter that needs to be handled with a lot of finesse.
• Spike to Angel: What? You don't think I'm gonna let you traipse off to Italy without me, do you?
• Angel to Spike: Look, we have to work together on this to stop The Immortal and save Buffy. Oh, and pick up that demon body thingy.
• (1894, Italy) His benevolence The Immortal wishes to convey his regrets at having detained you
• Andrew: Wait. Uh, you didn't know Buffy and the Immortal are...together?
• (1894, Italy) Darla to Angelus: Darling. It was just fornication. Really *great* fornication.
• Angel: Buffy'd never fall for a centuries-old guy with a dark past who may or may not be evil.
• When a Goran demon becomes heavy with the age, his head-a sag and drop off like a ripe-a fig.
• Angel to Andrew: Is Buffy home yet?
• Bartender: Ah, si. Si. The Immortal's new ragazza. They come, while ago.
• W&H CEO Ilona: The two of you are so precious! But no! This is a civilized country. Grazie. Prego. Kiss-kiss.
• Oh, look. The Americans are relying on violence to solve their problems. What a surprise.
• Grazie, prego, ka-boom.
• Angel: meanwhile, The Immortal's eatin' cookie dough!
• Spike: Can't we just... lock her away in a box where no one can ever touch her? You know? Like we did with Pavayne?

• Illyria to Spike: Do not presume I require any creature's attention.
• Angel to Wes: Well, you know, we can't save everybody, and we can't sweat the small stuff.
• Spike to Illyria: Hey, hang on. In the first place, Angel's not my leader. In the second, what the bloody hell do you mean corrupted?
• Are you saying that Angel was responsible for what happened to Fred?
• Angel: There is one thing in this business, in this apocalypse that we call a world that matters: Power.
• Lindsey: To be a Black Thorn is to be the senior partners' instrument on Earth. Doesn't get bigger than that.
• Angel: We can't bring down the senior partners, but for one bright, shining moment, we can show them that they don't own us.

• we're all one big happy Manson family.
• Lorne: our fearless leader has fearlessly lost it. We could be next.
• Angel: We're killing them all tonight.
• Spike: My heart expands, 'tis grown a bulge in it, inspired by your beauty... effulgent.
• game plan
• Spike: And lucky for you, Junior, I'm on a strict diet.
• Angel: Well, personally, I kind of want to slay the dragon. Let's go to work.