Watchers

• Giles: there will be no test
• Quentin: you're fired Giles

• Watchers abduct Buffy
• Weatherby to Buffy: should have killed you while asleep
• Collins: sorry Smithy
• Watchers Council orders the kill

• Cordelia: scratch the surface & you get more surface

• Wesley: no harm must come to the vampire
• Wesley: that's for calling me a ponce

• Giles: In that case, I severely underpriced it.
• Watcher Nigel: The store is closing early today.
• Travers: Our information won't be handed over until we're convinced that you and your Slayer are prepared for it.
• Quenten: Slayer is our instrument
• Anya to Watchers: I don't hold with that demon nonsense.
• Willow & Tara to Watchers: We're lesbian, gay-type lovers
• Spike: the poor little twig can't keep a man. Gets her all down.
• Travers: We assume you're familiar with the Japanese names for aikido and jiu-jitsu moves.
• Buffy to Watchers: There isn't gonna be a review.
• Glory is a god

• Willow: buckle up, Rupert, I've turned pro

• Quentin: we don't keep track of our lapsed employees
• Watcher's Council decides to mobilize

• Buffy to Wood: that's some full-service principaling