Fred

• Fred: Another dimension. I'm not crazy. Well, crazy, but I'm not wrong.

• Landok to Angel: It is a great honor to swing the crebbil at the bach-nal
• Angel to Fred: Winifred? You're the girl from Cordy's vision!
• Angel vamps out
• Angel: They saw what I really am. I can never go back

• Fred to Angel: I've been trying to make an enchilada out of tree bark...There's work to be done.
• Fred to Angel: They're consonant representations of a mathematical transfiguration formula.
• Fred to Angel: go help your friends? But it's safe here with me...
• Angel would storm the castle, if he only knew where it was
• Angel joins the rebels
• Wes to Angel: We know you're a man with a demon inside - not the other way around.
• Angel : I challenge the Groosalug to mortal combat.
• the rebels attack
• Cordelia: You're in charge now, Groo.

• Angel to Fred: What happens if you run out of wall space before you get the click?

• Wesley: Fred... if you feel comfortable enough grading our sincerity how about joining us for the rest of the meal?
• Angel: Cordelia, that beast you saw - did it have four or five claws?
• Gunn: I say we figure out what these things are after we find that coin. We're burning moonlight.
• Fred to Cordelia: has anyone ever told you you're exactly like Lassie? Yeah. You're like Angel's Lassie.
• Fred: Maybe we could figure out the frequency and trace the calls.
• Gunn to Fred: why would I wanna walk with a cute young woman on a beautiful night when I could be out getting myself killed?
• Cordy to Angel: I tried to be brave. I did. But I'm just scared now. I'm scared all the time.
• Angel to Lilah: Don't you came at me through Cordelia ever again. You play that card a second time and I'll kill you.

• Cordy to Fred: Angel wants you to get out.
• Gunn to Rondell: You can't do that, man. I can't let you. You lost the mission, bro.
• Gunn to Rondell: It's about the mission, bro. Angel's got it. You don't.

• Angel: the worm certainly has turned!
• Fred to Wes: And Angel opened every door for me and he paid for the tickets.
• Wes: Everyone know what they're doing? Good.
• Marcus to Fred: Have I ever told you you are a very *beautiful* woman?
• Fred to Cordelia: You told him to make out with that woman on the desk?
• Cordelia RE: Angel: This is totally like him. Doing the mystery dance with some cheap blonde?
• Fred to Angel: Cordelia explained it to me. She said you'd probably just screw it up.

• Cordelia and Wes re-enact the offscreen meeting between Buffy and Angel
• Fred: the sewers, bleak, oppressive and homey. I could build a condo down here!
• Lorne to Fred: you’re in a bad place, aren't you doll?
• Fred: I didn't mean to get so lost!
• Fred: I'm just not cut out for this.
• Fred to Angel: up in that castle the girl just built herself another cave.
• Bye Fred
• Fred: you rented out my room?
• Fred: Just a stunning revelation of my true path in life, that's all
• repainting Fred's room

• Cordelia: why are the PtB showing me a murder that happened a week ago?
• Angel: The blood in that car? Some of it is his. Not human.
• Cordelia: I'm gonna go run a normal, every day errand.
• Wesley to Fred: No, you hide, you deceive. It's nothing new. It goes all the way back to Eve.
• Wesley to Fred: I don't know what kind of man I am anymore.

• Fred to Angel: you & Cordy have kyrumption and moira
• Wesley: I think Fred's had enough recently without people shouting at her
• Wesley: there was another prophecy a while back... wouldn't want to make the same mistake twice.
• Darla: Hello, lover. Long time no see.
• Lorne: This is way beyond my ken... and my Barbie and *all* my action figures.
• Wesley: Why does Angel think he has to do everything alone?
• Cordelia: It was a dream, but - it was more like a vision.
• Angel: you're not to go near Darla for any reason
• Holtz: just tell me where Angelus is

• Angel: There will be no throwing of flames!
• Angel: I'm gonna have a son.
• Vampire: Praise be! The miracle child! His time has come!
• Angel: If I'm not back in five minutes, leave without me.
• Fred: what's the worst thing that could happen in another minute?

• Darla: Lamaz exercises? I! Don't! Breathe!
• Darla: I promise I won't throw anyone out of the car. Not while it's moving.
• Darla takes off in Angel's car
• Fred: that's the tragic beauty of a cosmic convergence.
• Lorne: Darla wants to have her baby here?
• Darla: Yeah. I'm sorry about that. I don't know what got into me.
• Angel: You don't just get half a miracle, do you?
• Lorne, having read Holtz: run!
• Darla to Angel: What we did to Holtz... doesn't seem so funny now, does it?

• Lorne: Wow. I'm sensing a serious 'mama bear' vibe.
• Angel: Alright, so we got a list. All we have to do is erase everyone on it.
• Angel: I promised his mother. No one is gonna put their hands on this child. No one.
• Angel: If my son has to get to the hospital at noon on the sunniest day of the year, he'll get there even if I don't.
• Lorne: You got to figure a guy like you, a place like this, the only truly safe room would be the janitor's closet.
• Cordelia to Angel: So you're just gonna leave? Run away?
• Angel: Connor. His name is Connor.

• Cordelia: I'm fine, you guys. I'll be okay. I'm just... Dead?
• Angel: Okay. Look, if this is a mystical problem there's got to be some kind of mystical solution.
• Gunn: Do ghosts sit down?
• Fred: The date on this prescription? It's from a year ago.
• Fred: The red spots are what they call hot areas or what you'd expect from a healthy, functioning brain.
• Cordelia: No horns. (Checks her backside. Smiles at Angel) No tail.

• How is the Connor fund?
• We're getting stretched a little thin here, Angel.
• They either have to consult with their prince or go eat a cheese monkey. Did-did I mention rusty with the lingo?
• Angel, I don't think it's such a great idea to be working on so many cases at once.
• Terrif. Hey, this is the puzzle they want you to solve.
• We will sew it on this very night.
• And your daddy is out there right now fighting evil - for money.
• We return your gracious gift and you return Fred. Sorry about the confusion, but we kind of need her head at work.
• Well, I guess you cut off the snake's head... You piss the other snakes off.

• Gunn to Fred: come on, you know you're gorgeous.
• Fred to Cordy: I don't know if he feels...
• Cordy: Angel *is* crazy
• Gunn: Not a lot of people could say that to me and live
• Wesley: At least Angel left us a trail
• Fred: someone's in pain. or in fun.
• Gunn to Fred: one last kiss
• Gunn: by making more monsters? Man with the frightening plan!
• Fred: I thought for sure...

• Angel: Check this out! How *cute* is this? Huh? Seriously.
• Wesley to Fred: Fred, we're not here to date. We're here to do a job.
• Gunn to Fred: You stood up to Wes and said we're two adults and what we do with our personal lives is none of his business, right?
• Fred: I got your back! - Well, actually I got his back.
• Gunn: But I never had a Fred before. If we have to, I choose you.

• Angel: Wes, don't be such a worrywart.
• Kim: they started playing this beyond industrial trash noise funk day and night. And then it happened to me.
• Angel to Demon Band: We're not the A and R guys. We're just here to kill you.
• Lorne to Angel: when did you start drinking so much blood?
• Wes to Angel RE: Connor: You wanna say good-bye?
• Lorne to Angel: he's not taking the baby overnight. He's taking the baby away for good.
• Angel: He took my son!

• Fred: It doesn't make sense... Wes wouldn't take Angel's child.
• Angel: I don't care why. All I care about now is getting my son back. Then I'll deal with those responsible.
• We're not going to ruin Cordelia's holiday. She'll be back soon...she'll have presents. For Connor. And he's gonna be here so she can give them to him.
• Fred to Justine: Oh. There is no happy for you. I imagine losin' Holtz was like losin' a father... or worse.
• Fred to Gunn: This is great! I told you Wes had a reason for taking Connor!
• Gunn to Angel: Wes was trying to protect you. Same as we're doin' right now.
• Angel to Jusine: I'm not your boyfriend. Find somebody else to smack you around.
• Justine to Fred & Gunn: Wes' side? His side's kinda funny: he sacrificed everything he believed in to save that kid.
• Sahjahn: Oh, well. I don't like to brag but... read any good prophecies lately?
• Gunn to Angel: Need to get your indoors, man. We'll find him.
• Angel to Wes: I'll never forgive you, never... You're a dead man, Pryce! You hear me? Dead!

• Fred: Lorne, he lost the only child he'll ever have.
• Groosalugg: He is very fortunate to have such a woman looking after his weapon.
• Fred: The prophecy was a fake. Angel was never gonna hurt Connor. It was all for nothing.
• Fred: You are the best boyfriend ever. Pancake kiss!
• Gunn: This isn't somethin' we're gonna talk through, you share your feelings, I share mine, then we'll have a big hug.
• Cordelia: The last thing you need right now is someone saying that given time, things will get better. The hurt will go away. Because things won't get better. And the hurt's never gonna go away.
• Angel: Then I guess we better help him. We are not losing another member of this family.
• Angel: Double or nothing! We're gonna win Gunn's soul back.
• Fred: Oh, Charles. Your soul wasn't worth air conditioning?

• Groo: I beseech you to heed my words... Pomegranate Mist is the wrong color for this room.
• Gunn: Probably best we never mention the guy's name again.
• Cordy: Angel's feelings are the only ones I care about. He's my priority.
• Angel to Spivey: Okay, pal. You wanna put down the Big Gulp, nice and easy, or--
• Big ugly slug thing. Where'd it go?
• Angel: Longer we wait, the sooner that thing finds a way out of here. And I'm not gonna let that happen.
• Fred to Gunn: Angel's just go to realize that I'm just not as qualified for this as...some people.
• All the lights?
• Fred: We're thirsty!
• Gunn to Angel: All this is happening 'cause of you. What you did. This is your fault.
• Angel to Sluk-possesed-Fred: Why is this Destroyer after you?
• Angel: I'll keep 'em occupied. Slow 'em down as long as I can.
• Connor to Angel: Hi Dad.

• personally I'm less worried about the 'how he grew up' than the 'why he came back.'
• Angel: Just keep following the trail. The minute it goes cold, let me know.
• Angel: it'll be dark soon. You two head back to the hotel.
• Mistrees Meerna seals the rift

• Angel: Connor's got to come back on his own.
• Fred: Standard issue army surplus Geiger counter.
• Angel to Connor: It could be kind of dangerous. There's a lot of killing and violence. You wanna come?
• Fred to Gunn: Looks like we've been following Angel's son's emissions the whole time.
• Cordy to Angel: before you go we have to do that thing. That thing where I say 'are you sure you know what you're doing, Angel, please think about this'
• Gunn: No way. Connor couldn't have heard us.

• Connor: Okay. We'll give it a try.
• Angel: Is this kid a chip off the old block or what, huh?
• Connor to Linwood: Stay away from my father.
• Fred: Angel's *really* happy. But not perfectly happy, I hope! (poke, poke)
• Fred: Where did everybody go?

• Angel Vision 1: Freeze the moment, dad. It'll last forever.
• Connor to Fred & Gunn: Did you see that? Wasn't that cool?
• Gunn to Connor: two coats of polish on my ax
• Fred & Gunn are running out of leads
• Connor: she attacked me. I had no choice.
• Lorne: Make sure Fluffy gets enough love
• Connor: Is this going to be the yelling thing again?
• Fred to Connor: you're gonna hurt for what you did to your father
• Fred to Wes: you really don't care anymore, do you?
• Angel: so, how was your summer?

• cleaning out Cordelia's apartment
• AI makes plans to steal the Axis of Pythia
• the break-in
• Fred to Gunn: You died and left me all alone!
• Angel: Cordy is already home. Where she belongs.

• Angel spies on Connor, Cordy spies on Angel
• Gunn: Now this is my kind of spiritual retreat!
• Lorne sings 'not easy being green' and 'lady marmelade'
• Gunn: Success makes you forget the little people
• Gunn: I'm outta chips, lets go see what's really up with Lorne
• Frankly, Lorne, we weren't aware you needed rescuing.
• Lorne explains the literal futures trading scheme
• Boss: take them on the 'desert tour'
• Cordelia: Who are you people?

• Cordelia: who are you people?
• Cordelia: I get it! You're all spies!
• Angel: I think it's time we came clean. About everything.
• Angel: we have to find Cordelia
• Wesley: Cordelia is with Connor
• Angel: they weren't after Cordy, they were after Lorne

• Fred: I'm on page 19 of this physics journal!
• Gunn: Girl kept me up all night. She's unstoppable.
• Fred's presentation
• Gunn: Angel and I will take care of all the demony portal stuff. No problem.
• Professor Seidel: I'd like another crack at teaching you
• Fred: Seidel is gonna die.
• Wesley to Fred: Vengeance? sounds good.
• Fred: Charles doesn't have it in him.
• Gunn to Fred: If you kill him, I'm gonna lose you.

• Lorne: (re Gunn/Fred/Wes) What I didn't know was that...
• everyone loses their memory
• Vampires are real.
• Fred: probed and explored by naked, helpless body.
• Angel: You want a vampire, then? I guess I'm your man.
• Lorne: Fred, look into your heart. Am I evil?
• Angel to Connor: oh, is your father a self-righteous bastard, too?

• Angel: we need to give Cordy some time to adjust
• Gunn: maybe we shoulda brought some consecrated draino
• Gunn to Fred: meaningful conversation the way two people in love are supposed to?
• Waitress to Fred: that man would do anything for you

• I don't remember seeing Angel this down after a fight
• Cordy to Angel: We need to talk about Connor
• Gunn: Oh good, more bad news.
• Angel (RE: Wes & Gunn) I don't give a rat's ass about what's going between you two. Put it away!
• zombies attack
• Angel: she sent us home.

• Gunn: I don't trust Connor
• Angel: Hi Gwen! Let's go do that super-hero thing.
• What should we do with Manny?
• Wesley: Fred & I think we can get rid of the Beast with a portal
• Connor: The Beast. It's upstairs.
• the Beast knows Angelus. ergo we need Angelus.

• Gunn: I'm starting to think maybe it's time we meet Angelus
• Fred: I'm not one to turn down a little pep, but I'd much prefer we had a plan.
• Wo-Pang: Time to say goodbye
• Gunn: these jokers are walking around with the info about the Beast written on their asses
• Angel: I'll come back. Cordelia, I promise. For you. But first, I gotta do this.

• Wesley: He'll exploit everything Angel knows about me and go for the jugular.
• Angelus: Not like your schoolgirl crush is a secret
• Fred: That's ridiculous! it'd be like sleeping with your own...
• Angelus: Othello and Desdemona. My favorite couple.
• Wesley: Face it, Gunn, you can't give Fred what she needs.
• Cordy: It's better if you don't know what I told Angelus to get him to cooperate
• Angelus: the Beast had girl trouble. Thought I'd be able to help.
• Gunn: The Svea priestesses are in Pacoima
• Wesley: the Beast got there first, slaughtered the entire family
• Cordy: You're nobody, Angelus. Just a disease.

• Angelus to Gunn: I betcha Wes would never hit Fred.
• Gunn to Fred: I'm tired of you looking everywhere but at me
• Angelus: the Beast has a boss
• Lilah to Fred: I got my copy of Rhinehardt's... way out of town.
• Fred to Wes: I don't think Gunn'll listen to me. We're not together anymore.
• Lorne: What is succu-bitch doing here?
• Angelus: Except the part about banging Lilah. That kinda takes the shine off him.
• Fred: try declawing scavenged road kill for sacred talons.
• Lilah: If the PTB pull through, braid my hair and call me Pollyanna.
• Angelus: Black Magic to restore my soul? People, this never goes well!
• Good to have you back, boss
• Gunn: We brought Angelus into the world, it's our job to take him out of it.
• Angelus: Like shooting fish in a barrel. Where's the fun in that?

• what are we waiting for?
• Lorne: 86 on the bloodroot, ladies. Will cloves do?
• Connor: Angel told me. Something goes wrong, I kill him.
• Wes: we need our champion. And I know who can help us get save him.
• Faith: this is a salvage mission, not search and destroy, OK?
• Lorne: Ding dong, the Beast is dead.

• Fred: You don't think Connor and Cordy are still...
• Angelus: Nice try, Fred. You think about how close you came to stopping me when I'm slaughtering all your friends.
• Faith to Wes: I thought we weren't going for the kill?
• Fred to Gunn: All I know...is I miss you. Can't we just go back before any of this?
• Lorne: Maury's been peddling these fake charms to tourists since L.A. had cable cars, honey.

• Lorne to Wes: tell me you did not shoot that girl full of junk, and then feed her to Angelus.
• Wes: Orpheus... it leads you down to hell. And leaves you there.
• Willow: I think you need a witch
• Willow: there's somebody in my head
• Cordy to Connor: you have to kill your father
• Faith: See Brits know how to say goodbye. Angel here wanted a hug.

• Cordy: My baby will be here soon, and then you'll all see
• Angel: Easy Bake. Flop-a-palooza. Woosh. Pop.
• Angel to Wes: I'm sorry for your loss
• Gwen: I need someone suave, a guy who can handle himself in a tight spot.
• Wes to Fred: It's not always about holding hands.
• Wesley: (translating, badly) I am not a bucket head.

• Cordevilia to Angel: On a scale of you to me, I'm pretty damn clever.
• Gunn: Guy steps out for a few hours, half the place goes super-villain.
• Angel to Skip: so are you in on this, or are you a dupe?
• Skip: Cordelia was chosen to become a higher being because she's such a pure, radiant saint. Puh-lease!
• Fred: Angel's really gonna do it. He's gonna kill Cordelia.
• Skip: End of the world, cupcake... for you

• Angel: We don't want to kill her. We just want to find her so we can worship her.
• Jasmine: in the beginning, before the time of man...
• Jasmine to Fred: Now, what are we going to call me?
• Jasmine to Wes & Gunn: You share the same love; that should bring you closer, not drive you apart
• Fred: When Jasmine's not around, I hurt
• Fred: gonna go, count my blessings. 'cause, so many. gotta take stock (flee)
• Angel: Isn't it a relief? Constant questioning —- it's finally over.
• psychiatric ward patient to Fred: you have been called to the mission
• Fred: Don't come near me, or I'll kill Lorne!
• to Fred: you look like you just lost your best friend. All of them.

• Fred: not worried about an alternative coercive agenda that reduces you to little more than a mindless meat puppet?
• Jasmine to Fred, via passersby: There's nowhere to run, dear. My love is all around you.
• Creature: I'm an executive demon, but now I live in a dirt hole because of those freakin' Jasmaniacs and their demon jihad!
• Fred to Angel: I'm sorry. I had to show you. I'm so sorry.
• Angel to Fred: Not a champion? Everything I see says different
• Angel: it's not like Cordelia will feel it, right?
• Lorne: Tonight, the role of Judas Iscariot will be played by Krevlorneswath of the Deathwok Clan

• Connor: I'm finally part of something! I bvelong! I won't let anyone ruin that!
• Gunn: That's right. It's the big, bad free will gang, gassin' up!
• Angel: Forget about Cordelia. We all have to now. We don't have a choice.
• Wesley: I miss the warmth and the knowing what's right
• We're professional monster killers. Let's go get professional on this evil son-of-a-bitch's ass.
• the Bug Creature attacks
• Fred to Gunn: What we did, I felt it. Every bit of it. But I'll take that over being a shell any day.
• Jasmine and Connor find the gang
• Wesley: Someone who knows the truth has to live through this. Angel, that's you.

• Jasmine: it was a trial run. I won't make that mistake again.
• Wesley: Gee, I hope Jasmine hasn't eaten Cordy, Connor. Too bad there's now way of knowing...
• Wes: Cordelia might be our only hope to stop Jasmine.
• Something big went down here. oh, and here's its head.
• Angel: Connor's face was just blank, like he had nothing left.

• Lilah: this is the offer of a lifetime. Just not, you know... mine.
• Angel: before the limo ride's even over, you'll be corrupted
• Lorne: So it's an evil limo. I get that, but does that mean we don't restock the cherries?
• Lilah: Come on, Charlie. Let me show you around the chocolate factory.
• Knox: I can make practically anything... out of a fully equipped, multi-million dollar lab.
• Angel: I already took the deal. Executive decision.

• Wesley: So, Knox, how long have you been, uh, evil?
• Angel: We're doing the right thing...right?
• Fred: I'm not much of the running-things type. More the running-away-from-things-type.
• Angel: Fries said 'drop the bomb'. We don't know what that means.
• Knox: We've contained more plagues than we've ever designed. I'm not all about destruction here.
• Wes: Angel seems to be taking this case very personally.
• Fred: when the virus spreads, I'll have the intense satisfaction of knowing I'm dying with the only people that actually deserve it!
• Gunn: The man in the white room does a lot of scary things, but lying ain't one of them.
• Angel: meanwhile, we deal with whatever comes next. (poof, Spike appears)

• Spike: What the bloody hell is happening?!
• Spike to Angel: You! This is your fault.
• Wesley: Letting Spike cross over seems the most merciful thing...
• Spike to Fred: Help me?

• Fred: Turns out running a company doesn't leave a lot of time for, you know, covert ops.
• Fred to Spike: There's no need to be dramatic. Look, just try not to disappear, and we'll figure it out eventually.
• Angel: All I care about is the girl. Here on out, she's under my protection.
• Lorne: you're attacked by a werewolf, red light, green light, same diff.
• Royce: the first few transformation are the worst. They like familiar scents, images.
• Nina: guess Angel saves a lot of girls, huh?
• Jill to Nina: What'd you do, jump out the window?
• Fred: Spike. Has anyone seen him since he went poof?
• Wesley: Calendula, blocked Lorne's reading
• Crane: Shortly after moonrise, dinner will be served.
• Fred to Spike: I am going to find a way to bring you back, really bring you back. I promise.
• Lorne: Just order the usual, Fredikins. Angel's buying!

• Spike to Fred: might be a hug in your future after all
• Wes to Fred: When's the last time you had anything besides day-old takeout?
• Fred to Angel: It's about doing what's right. Remember?
• Spike: Ghosts everywhere. The blighters are coming out of the woodwork!
• Wes & Gunn: Spike's slipping into hell? Of course. Kinda figured. Where else would he be headed?
• Spike to Fred: I wanted to thank you, pet. How you tried to help.
• Psychic: I call upon the guardian of souls, the keeper of the passage.
• Here it is. Matthias Pavayne, dark soul number 182
• Fred: it's going to require a massive surge of dark energy to catalyze the process.
• Fred: Anything remotely spectral around here is about to get the tinglies.
• Pavayne: Decisions. The girl... or the flesh. There's no time for both.
• Spike to Fred: Don't have it so bad, really. Plenty of room. Good company.

• Lorne to Fred & Wes: Et tu, Brutuses? Why is it so hard to get anyone to have any fun around here?
• Devlin: I proud my honor roll student. My other car a Lamborghini.
• Fred & Wes: this really isn't our element, Lorne. We're wallflowers.
• Fred to Wes: Oh. That's so sad. Look, potstickers!
• OK, something is definitely wrong with this picture.
• Angel: And, Eve, you stay here with me, we'll have more sex.
• Fred to Wes: We could be confidantes. Confiding confidentially. What do you think of Knox?
• Wes: The effects of long-term sleeplessness on the subconscious mind of an empath can be catastrophic.
• Fred to Wes: did you press the elevator button?
• Harmony: Oh, my God! They shot Lorney-tunes.
• Fred to Knox: Actually, I could use a drink.

• Lorne: Fred! Fred, sweetie, you're sorta like a woman....
• Spike: Didja hear? Angel attacked the old mail guy.
• Fred to Spike: Not easy being a champion. You know that.
• Spike: If I was gonna kill something that was trying to take my heart, I'd try to bloody well take its heart first.
• Angel: Numero Cinco died a hero

• Emil (RE: Wesley): To think, I used to sell this guy collapsible swords!
• Wesley to Fred: I should've done a better job protecting you.
• Fred: ... the rest of the technology is so foreign to us.
• Angel: I didn't know your father was coming to visit, Wesley.
• Wes: Unless I'm very much mistaken, I've just activated the bomb.
• Wesley: I find it hard to think straight when my father's around.
• Roger: ... or we'd have had zombie birds pecking out his little eyeballs!
• Roger: Wesley asked me to tell Angel immediately.
• Gunn: I'm thinking it's not a false alarm.
• Wesley: I've done everything you ever asked, and I've done it well.
• Wes: He was threatening you. He pointed a gun at you, Fred... so I shot him.

• Eve: Upshot is we've got trouble with a capital T, and that rhymes with P, and that stands for prophecy.
• Gunn to Eve: What's really in there, huh? Huh?! Well, heh, guess you gotta breathe. Good to know.
• Eve to Fred: I am not the bad guy.
• Angel: Sirk's gone. The cup's a fake, but the madness is real.

• Spike to Angel: I thought I'd push off, seeing as how I got somebody waiting for me.
• Spike to Fred: You believed in me. You tried. I won't forget that.
• Fred: You're saying this whole thing started over a fork faux pas?
• Angel: Harmony! Do you wanna explain the camel in my lobby?
• Harmony to Fred: we're totally bonding! We're like gal pals! This is awesome!
• Fred to Harmony: Oh, hey, last night was actually... I mean, I really had...kind of a nice time.
• Harmony: I'm totally sorry I have to do this, and you guys are being super understanding. I so owe you guys dinner.
• Harmony to Angel: OK, I made some bad choices. I mean, it's not like I have a soul. I have to try a lot harder.

• Gunn to Wes: My plan to remove the evil warlock? We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass.
• Dream: Fred to Angel: I can't seem to find anything wrong with you. I mean... except that you're empty. Just a shell.
• Gunn: reports of a vigilante. medium build, black leather coat... platinum blond hair.
• Dream: Fred: Spike, you single-handedly ended Armageddon and turned the world into a beautiful, happily-ever-after, candy mountain place where all our dreams come true.
• Fred: Maybe we should call Angel, check in?
• Dream: Lorne to Angel: Everything hurts, and then we die. Or in your case, everything hurts and then you go on and on and on and on
• Dream: Wes to Angel: You can stay as long as you like. Stay forever.
• Angel to Eve: What do you think the partners'll do to you after they find out about your little extracurricular activities?

• Fred to Gunn: Sometimes you gotta work the system before it works you? That our new motto?
• Gunn to Angel: Move against Eve without solid proof and it could end in a long, bloody fight.
• Andrew: 6 months ago, Buffy, Vampyr Slayer extraordinaire, had her lesbian witch make with the beaucoup de magie. All the potentials became slayers.
• Angel: Witnesses say it was like she was looking for something. We have to figure out what.
• Angel: Lorne, any luck with the psychics on this place?
• Spike to Dana: I've done my share of bad, but you're not one of 'em. It's someone else.

• Angel: I can't do this anymore. I quit.
• everybody says 'hi' to Cordy
• Eve: I don't know what it is, exactly, but the failsafe is huge and alive... and specifically designed to destroy you.
• Lorne: Look. Uh... I think I'm making some right now.
• Fred: We should all go get a drink. We haven't done that in...ever.

• Angel: It can wait till morning. Eve's vanished. Let's end on a high note.
• Lawson to Fred: Please don't try and run, Ms. Burkle. I'd have to stop you.

• Knox to Fred: I know Valentine's was last week, but, um... I didn't take the discount on the card.
• Angel to Wes: Oh, God. The ladies are right. Nina's down there right now, turning into a werewolf and liking me.
• Fred to Wes: by the way, my car is in the shop again, and I was thinking...
• Angel: I met this guy with a towel over his head, and something exploded! I woke up like this.
• Fred to Wes: Yeah. Knox and I went out a few times, but... I don't know. I think he's been working here too long.
• Angel: Let's take out some puppets.
• Wes to Fred: Keep reading!
• Fred to Wes: That was a signal. OK? Is that... clear enough for you?

• Mid 1990s, Texas: Fred: A bunch of junkies and spoiled movie actors? In the graduate physics program at UCLA?
• Fred to Wes: It is kind of romantic. A roaring fire. A snug little nest.
• Spike to Angel: I—I'm shocked, *shocked* that you'd say that. I much prefer hitting you with blunt instruments.
• Knox to Fred: Mummies can be a lot more trouble than you think. And you're seeing Wesley now.
• Wesley RE: Fred: Get medical. Someone get medical NOW!
• Fred: It's my boys.
• Fred to Wesley: I am not the damsel in distress. I am not some case. I have to work this.
• Fred to Wes: I don't remember Feigenbaum.
• Fred to Wesley: I walk with heroes. Think about that.

• Wes to Illyria: This world must be a terrible disappointment to you. I'm not too impressed with it myself.