Harmony

• Cordelia: Okay, so how do we save the program? Deliver!

• Cordelia: I love springtime!
• Cordelia: mentals like Buffy
• Mitch is gonna die
• Willow: remember the 6th grade field trip?
• Cordelia: how's Mitch gonna look in our Prom pictures, all black & blue?
• Harmony is pushed
• Marcie flashback: Did you guys see his toupee?

• Harmony to Cordelia: a girl wants to look good for her geek
• Harmony: even more girls can reject you...
• Cordelia: What does it take to make you people happy?
• Harmony to Cordelia: You used Xander
• Harmony to Cordelia: thought you could do better?
• Cordelia: Harmony, you're a sheep

• Harmony to Cordy: Jonathan's just the stallion for you
• Harmony: Dumpster chic for the dumped
• John Lee: I'd be honored if...
• Cordelia: gotta make these little adjustments

• Willow: I'm gonna miss Harmony!

• Willow & Xander rally the troops

• Willow: Harmony, haven't seen you since graduation!
• Harmony: my boyfriend's gonna be mad!
• Spike to Harmony: killing Willow would announce my presence...
• Buffy: Harmony? You lose a bet Spike?
• Buffy: Dru dump you again?
• Harmony: just because Dorkus was into chains...
• Spike to Harmony: I love syphilis more than you
• Spike to Harmony: love hurts baby
• Harmony: take it if that's all that matters to you
• Harmony: Being a vampire sucks.
• Harmony: Spike was my platinum baby and I loved him.
• Harmony: Being a vampire sucks

• Spike to Harmony: Your blondie bear's here to stay
• Harmony & Xander 'fight'
• Harmony: why do men always leave?

• Harmony to Spike: I don't need you to complete me

• Willow Dream: Riley: looking for a *sales* man

• Harmony: we kill the slayer tonight
• Xander: the terrifying Harmony gang
• Xander: the whole enchilada
• Spike: thrashings for all
• Spike: should pay me royalties for that song
• Harmony's plan
• Harmony to Dawn: I'm under a lot of pressure
• Buffy: we've met halfwit

• Harmony: on the lam
• Spike: cute little government chip
• Spike: is it a sodding breadbox?
• Harmony: can't even pick flowers
• Spike: she's haunting me!

• Spike's little white lie
• Harmony: everything was on sale!
• Spike: gonna get a decent seat

• Harmony: you had plenty of chances

• Spike: Harm ... really not in the mood right now.
• Spike: hit the road, Harm
• Harmony: thought I could change you
• Harmony: seen the last of this

• Cordy to Harmony: Okay, you're coming home with me!
• Cordelia to Harmony: I am happier now than I was then.
• Harmony to Cordy: seeing you there looking so... luscious.
• Cordy: Harmony is a vampire? oh, my god, I'm so embarrassed!
• Wesley to Harmony: get away from her... foot.
• Wesley: *someone* put a *stake* through that woman's heart!
• Harmony to Angel: the sensation of rich, warm, human blood...
• Wesley: Harm. Such a fitting nickname.
• Lonre: I think your friend should reconsider the name Harmony. Cacaphony, maybe?
• Harmony: I am an evil fighter! That's why I suck at being evil. I was meant to fight evil!
• Cordy: Harmony could be our inside spy!
• Harmony: it's nothing personal. I'm evil. We're still friends, right?

• Harmony: I'm the perfect assistant: I'm strong, I'm quick, I'm incredibly sycophantic—-if that means what that guy said
• Corbin Fries: If they bring in a conviction on me, bye-bye, California.
• Angel: Fries said 'drop the bomb'. We don't know what that means.
• Harmony: the special ops team already left for the school.
• Angel: meanwhile, we deal with whatever comes next. (poof, Spike appears)

• Spike: What the bloody hell is happening?!
• Spike to Angel: You're no more in control than I am.
• Angel: I'm meeting with Grox'lars?! They eat babies!
• Harmony: Slayer-loving freak.
• Spike: Ol' buckets here was right. You guys are doing a bang-up job.
• Harmony to Spike: I guess a leopard can't change his stripes
• Harmony: Preaching to the horse's mouth.

• Lorne: Don't worry, I've pulled the big boy out of many a brood-fest.
• Angel: Come on, what, do they think I'm throwing this thing so I can slaughter them?
• Spike: I'll go to hell before these ghost shoes touch that dance floor.
• Fred to Wes: Oh. That's so sad. Look, potstickers!
• Sebassis: Dress yourself, Angel. You have a public execution to attend.
• Lorne: Wow, I must really hate myself.
• Harmony: Oh, my God! They shot Lorney-tunes.

• (Londan 1880) Angelus to William: You and me, we're gonna be the best of friends.
• Spike: I'm back, Charlie boy! That's what's going!
• Spike to Harmony: that's a very pretty skirt you're wearing
• Harmony to Spike: Using me. Making me think... feel...like yours.
• Angel: Sirk's gone. The cup's a fake, but the madness is real.

• Harmony: Right. Nice chatting with you, too.
• Angel to Harmony: My clicks are all wrong. You figure out the catering for tomorrow?
• Rudy to Harmony: Company policy. Give me the finger.
• Angel to Harmony: Called a zero tolerance policy, not a maybe this once policy. Nobody in this office gets away with murder
• Spike to Harmony: Keep it simple, Harm. It suits you.
• Fred: You're saying this whole thing started over a fork faux pas?
• Office Girl to Harmony: Mr. Wyndam-Pryce? Everyone knows he's—- muffins!
• Angel: Harmony! Do you wanna explain the camel in my lobby?
• Harmony to Fred: we're totally bonding! We're like gal pals! This is awesome!
• Harmony: Apparently you and I... you know, and I'm sure I rocked your world and all, but... I gotta go to work, so
• Harmony: OK. It's all peachy. Just get through the day and I'm home...
• Gunn: The whore man is a novice in your tongue and makes foolish errors. We make fun of him, yes?
• Fred to Harmony: Oh, hey, last night was actually... I mean, I really had...kind of a nice time.
• Harmony: I'm totally sorry I have to do this, and you guys are being super understanding. I so owe you guys dinner.
• Gunn: Seems it's bad luck to get things going before we cough up a little eye for an eye.
• Tamika to Harmony: When Mr. Angel hears that I saved him, you job will be mine by the end of the day.
• Harmony to Angel: OK, I made some bad choices. I mean, it's not like I have a soul. I have to try a lot harder.
• Spike to Harmony: I gave up my life for Buffy, the world, and if I show up now, flesh and bone, my grand finale won't hold much weight.

• Gunn to Wes: My plan to remove the evil warlock? We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass.
• Eve to Wes: The senior partners are very interested in this.
• Dream: Fred: Spike, you single-handedly ended Armageddon and turned the world into a beautiful, happily-ever-after, candy mountain place where all our dreams come true.
• Fred: Maybe we should call Angel, check in?

• Gunn to Angel: Move against Eve without solid proof and it could end in a long, bloody fight.

• everybody says 'hi' to Cordy
• Cordy to Angel: You've made a deal with the devil.
• Eve: I don't know what it is, exactly, but the failsafe is huge and alive... and specifically designed to destroy you.
• Fred: We should all go get a drink. We haven't done that in...ever.

• Harmony to Gunn: Some kind of tricky lawyer maneuvering you're trying to pull. That it?
• Spike to Angel: You're a wee, little puppet man!

• Knox: Fred was the most beautiful, perfect woman I ever met. That's why I chose her. She's the only one that was worthy.
• Illyria to Knox: My last Qwa'ha Xahn was taller.
• Angel: Giles, this is an emergency. No. No, I'm not going— Don't put me on hold.
• Angel: Great. She's super strong and she can alter time.
• Wesley: She was just curious. I think I hate her a little for that.
• Gunn: I did this, and I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

• Angel to Spike: Forget it. You know what? This isn't a meeting. This is you being annoying.
• Angel: Harmony! Call security, put 'em on red alert. Nobody gets in this building without clearance from me.
• Lorne to Eve: This thing coming after you, how bad on a scale of, say, one to Terminator?

• Harmony: Can I go ahead and grab you anything to drink? Coffee? Tea? Got blood. And a variety of organic colas.
• Gunn to Angel: Is that all we're doing here--just hiding the horror?
• Illyria to Angel: Ridiculous apes. My death won't prevent your dying. What have you done to me?!

• Spike to Angel: What? You don't think I'm gonna let you traipse off to Italy without me, do you?

• Hamilton: Angel, I'd like you to meet Senator Brucker.
• Angel: Actually, Wes, Hamilton and I are kind of in the middle of something. Why don't you try me later?
• Angel: There is one thing in this business, in this apocalypse that we call a world that matters: Power.

• Harmony to Angel: I'm your assistant, after all. I could, I don't know... assist you or something.
• game plan
• Angel to Harmony: You betrayed me. You are betraying me now, even as we are talking.