Oz

• Devon to Oz: What does a girl have to do to impress you?
• Oz: Who is that girl? The Eskimo?

• Oz: why can't I meet a nice girl like Cordelia?
• Oz & Willow: sorry!
• Oz: who's that girl?

• Oz's first words to Willow: Canapé?
• Oz RE Buffy: that is a tense person

• Willow: Oz is expressing computer nerd solidarity, not checking me out
• Oz gets shot
• Oz on Animal crackers

• Oz: I'm gonna ask you to go out with me
• Surprise!
• Oz: Actually, it explains a *lot*

• Oz: steal weapons from the Army a lot?
• Oz: It's okay. I can wait.

• Willow to Oz: Like the movie last night?
• Oz: you've mastered the single entendre
• Oz: Willow's an evil mastermind
• Oz: bunnies can take care of themselves
• Oz: cousin Jordy does not like to be tickled
• Oz: Aunt Maureen, is Jordy a werewolf?
• werewolf hunt mobilization
• Oz: Willow, this is not a very good time
• Willow: I'd still if you'd still.

• Oz: a very strong urge to hit Xander
• Buffy: a slight case of nudity

• Xander's fishstick theater
• Buffy: one final I might actually pass

• Xander to Willow: I love you
• Willow has resolve face
• Cordelia: Stinky herbs are a go
• Willow: Let this Orb carry his soul to him!
• Oz: well, we know the world didn't end

• Willow: Come and get it, Big Boy
• Oz: remember when I didn't go to summer school?
• Willow: The Bronze isn't the same without Buffy

• Oz: I think we should call it Patches
• Oz: A gathering, a shindig or a hootenanny?
• Cordelia: Worse than a zombie?
• Buffy: Hey Pat! Made you look.

• Willow: we can go off-campus for lunch!
• Oz: All right, prepare to uncouple...
• Buffy's picnic
• BuffY: girlie stuff: date, shop, save the world
• Buffy: Hello, my life, how I've missed you
• Buffy: I just don't think I'm ready
• New slayer in town
• Oz: what's your position on werewolves

• Oz is Oz pretty much full-time
• Buffy: I have to see the school counselor today
• Giles: no need to panic
• Oz wants to bail on the upsetting conversation
• Willow: it wasn't conclusive
• Debbie: hit my eye on a doorknob
• Oz: I may be a cold-blooded jelly doughnut
• Giles: what do Jeff Orking & Platt have in common?
• Pete to Oz: you were putting moves on my girl!
• Mr Science was doing a Jekyll/Hyde deal

• Xander: A big, expensive limo?
• Cordelia: Did Scott not ask her to Homecoming yet?
• Buffy's gonna miss the year book pictures
• Willow: Didn't Cordelia tell you about senior pictures?
• Buffy's campaign staff defects to Cordelia
• And the winner is...

• Willow: Oz is the non-grad with the highest SATs
• Cordelia: I do well on standardized tests
• Xander: those tall fuzzy hats aren't cheap
• Willow: they're acting like a bunch of teenagers
• Buffy: Giles at 16? Ticking Time Bomb Guy
• Buffy: it's gotta be the candy!
• Willow: Why would anyone want to kiss rocks?

• Cordelia: Why are you guys so hyper?
• Buffy: I don't need an intervention
• Buffy: are we cool?

• SAT Scores
• Xander: What's classier than bowling?
• Willow: A little PEZ witch!
• Cordelia: was Willow messing with magic?
• Cordelia: some sort of residual werewolf thing?
• Xander: Exemption for impending death situation

• Oz to Willow: leave me alone
• Nancy: vamps are attracted to bright colors
• Larry: entire world sucks because some dead ditz made a wish?

• Buffy: Cordelia's reverted to form
• Oz: like I lost an arm, or worse, a torso
• Oz: you don't have to prove anything to me

• Xander: Willow hasn't been with me!
• Giles: stupid, useless fad!
• Buffy: we don't even know their names!
• Hans & Gerta Strauss show up dead every 50 yrs
• some fairy tales have literal antecedents
• mob rounding up witches for a 'trial'
• Xander: we wanna be part of the hate!
• Oz: We're here to save you

• Ice Shows: big dumb girlie thing?
• Xander: Slayer kryptonite
• Buffy: My special birthday tradition

• Xander: what is this cool thing? how do you get it?
• Willow: no one will know what we did

• early admission packets

• Oz: I have no will of my own
• Devon: only fruity jazz bands
• Angel: looking for Buffy, as always
• Oz: vampire lacks credibility
• Evil Willow: but I'm so good at it!
• Evil Willow: in my world...

• Scoobies organize
• Researching the mayor

• Giles: I don't know what's going to happen
• School Editorial: 'pep rally pseudo-prostitutes'
• Oz: obits in the school paper
• Xander: Cordelia's no better looking then the rest
• Oz: Intense. Felt an expression coming on.
• Cordelia: that was an incredible game!
• Buffy: God is that all you think about Xander?
• Buffy: there's a killer in the cafeteria
• Oz: School shootings bordering on trendy
• Oz interrogates Hogan
• Cordelia: Did the editorial mention the cheerleaders?
• Freddy: not here about the Dingoes review?

• post-high school options
• Oz: Nobody like my Willow
• Buffy: we trade. Willow for the box.
• Snyder: why couldn't you be dealing drugs?

• Xander: it's either Anya or the sock puppet of love
• Scoobies ID the Hellhound raiser
• Buffy: you're going to have a nice, fun, normal evening!
• Buffy: Devil dogs are history

• Percy: now I can forget all this crap!
• Willow: How come evil girl's in the mix?
• Oz panics
• Willow to Oz: I feel different, you know?
• Buffy: If Angel needs Slayer blood, I'll get it for him

• Angel (delirious): I was wrong. I need you.
• Willow: in some ways, this is the best night of my life
• Xander: feed of the girl who loves you to save yourself
• Buffy: I'm ready for war
• Cordelia: a crazier plan?
• Buffy: what's the Mayor's weakness?
• Giles: suppose it should be me to stoke the library
• Oz: We'll make it through this.
• Oz: we survived

• Oz, big man on campus
• Buffy to Willow: thanks, mom
• Xander: a prank by some tan-less, day-sleeping friends of Buffy's
• Buffy dusts Sunday
• Xander: dibs on the rowing machine!

• Xander: got hit by the Buffinator
• Kathy: we're like sisters!
• Buffy's soul sucking dream
• Buffy: you guys do the brain thing
• Willow: that was bordering on Cordelia-esque
• Willow: I should be doing the girly best friend thing
• Buffy to Oz RE Kathy: Something has to be done!
• Buffy: nope, ropes not tight enough
• Giles: Buffy was right

• Oz: glue our audience to the dance floor

• Oz: Hello, LA.
• OZ: No, we?re usually laconic.
• Oz: Buffy wanted you to have to Gem of Amarra

• Buffy: Harmony. Neck. Paler. Angry Puppy.

• Marcus: Hello, boys and girls.

• Xander: Giles is shallow like us!
• Willow: Angel gets the ring, don't fuss

• Xander's pumpkin carving
• Halloween plans
• Oz: post-Parker depression
• Willow: wicca skills
• Oz bleeds on the decorative frat party pentragram
• Red Riding Hood, James Bond, Joan of Arc & God
• Buffy: lets get to the party part of the party
• bats!
• Hey, I have a neat idea: lets get out of here!
• Willow: telling us to run away & leave you behind?
• Willow: I'm not your sidekick!
• Willow to Oz: don't leave me!
• Scooby gang back in action
• Buffy: no problem that cannot be solved with chocolate

• Oz hears Veruca's band for the first time
• Oz: Veruca's band asked me to sit in

• Why are we still hanging at the Bronze?
• Giles: I'm down with the new music
• Willow: Veruca's playing tonight
• Oz to Willow: it's only a dream, come back to me...
• Willow doesn't speak musicianese
• Veruca to Oz: we belong together
• Willow to Oz: you don't want to?
• Buffy to Oz: don't remember another wolf?
• Veruca: the whole night locked with you?
• Willow finds Oz & Veruca
• Buffy: good time for your trademark stoicism
• Buffy: throw you off the scent
• Veruca: gotta fight for what's yours
• Oz to Willow: I'm going

• Oz: hey
• Oz: can we talk, later, tonight?
• Oz: I can be what you need now
• Willow: complete mind/body transformation
• Willow: less confusing waffles
• Oz to Tara: are you two involved?
• Oz: now's not that time